Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: For any morbidly obese tanners out there, I have a question. Do you lift alternate flaps of skin in order to get full tan coverage? It seems to me that if you're so fat that you would break the machine, a normal tan wouldn't touch the deep chasms caused by your flub.
berylman: This is like the 5th time this story has made it to Fark.
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