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2013-04-24 01:18:21 AM
i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 01:29:24 AM
These are the kinds of quaint shenanigans that preserve the perception that Republicans really are as conservative as they claim.
Threatening to send nude photos to parents, friends and sorority sisters, and claiming to have fapped to the photos themselves?  People in college are threatened this?
 
2013-04-24 02:28:22 AM
Ugh. All three of the people in that picture look like smarmy shiats.
 
2013-04-24 04:23:06 AM
Good find, good headline.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-04-24 06:14:44 AM
When I was 18 I had a woman attempt something similar to me.  She falsely accused me of getting her pregnant (she told me she couldn't get pregnant due to a heath condition).  But she was actually pregnant and knew who the father was and deliberately targeted me thinking I had money.  She was wrong and I was quite poor.  She also incorrectly believed my mother was a very religious person (she told me this).  She threatened to tell my mother everything we did in bed unless I paid her money (which I didn't have).  I told her I was broke and she again threatened me and told me to get a loan.  When I told her she wasn't getting any money from me, she called my mother and described in very graphic detail everything we did together in bed.  The next time I saw my mother she told me (blushing as she talked) what the woman did.  The woman's best friend called me and told me how the woman was actually pregnant by another guy who was in the military.  She set him up because she wanted a child without the expense.  Then she targeted me with the intent of getting paid childe support from two men at the same time. Her friend told me the other guy was paying for her expenses of having a child and I was targeted to provide spending money.   I told the woman what her best friend said and told her I was planning to go to the police and have her charged with extortion. I never heard from her again.
 
2013-04-24 06:52:51 AM
Smarmy little git, isn't he?
 
2013-04-24 06:56:52 AM
Overzealous staffer!
 
2013-04-24 06:58:41 AM
That kid looks like a fifty year old basement dwelling perv.Imagine what he will look like when he's a fifty year old basement dwelling per.
 
2013-04-24 07:00:58 AM

jaytkay: That kid looks like a fifty year old basement dwelling perv.Imagine what he will look like when he's a fifty year old basement dwelling per.


The words 'man child' come to mind.
 
2013-04-24 07:02:57 AM

Dr.Zom: Overzealous staffer!


I came for this.

/did not leave disappointed
//thanks
 
2013-04-24 07:03:26 AM

staplermofo: These are the kinds of quaint shenanigans that preserve the perception that Republicans really are as conservative as they claim.


The other thing that caught my eye about the "shenanigans" the intern pulled is that they are little different from Romney assaulting the kid at school and cutting off his hair or berating the volunteer at the Olympics.For Republicans it is all about exerting power over someone.I think it stems from deep seeded insecurity -- probably from the lack of breast feeding as an infant -- and humiliating others in public is a way conservatives embiggen themselves.
 
mhd
2013-04-24 07:10:40 AM
i.imgur.com
"They found my Janeway/7of9 binder?"
 
2013-04-24 07:13:46 AM

mhd: [i.imgur.com image 375x281]
"They found my Janeway/7of9 binder?"


Looks like he would have been 9 when Voyager went off the air.
 
2013-04-24 07:13:52 AM

Bontesla: Dr.Zom: Overzealous staffer!

I came for this.

/did not leave disappointed
//thanks


I think the coming of an overzealous staffer is what started this whole mess.
 
2013-04-24 07:14:45 AM
Meh. A nobody doing something stupid.
 
2013-04-24 07:15:20 AM
Good headline though.
 
2013-04-24 07:17:37 AM
The problem isn't that the women are in binders, Or chains, or whatever else gets used to restrict in a BSDM setting.

It's that any good bondage experience necessitates a complete trust in your partner. That is hard to build when you're shoving ultrasonic wands into orifices all willy-nilly during foreplay.
 
2013-04-24 07:18:48 AM
In situations like this, I always wonder why nobody just kicks the living shiat out of these people, threatening them back with "go ahead and release the pics.. see what happens next".  Do you think this toad is going to double down or find a new mark?
 
2013-04-24 07:20:08 AM
He looks like someone who who do that... Creepy little boy.
 
2013-04-24 07:22:31 AM
FTA:  He was charged with Internet extortion and cyberstalking.

Those are things?  Cyberstalking?  Really?
 
2013-04-24 07:22:43 AM
Wow, a Republican involved in sexual shenanigans. I just, I mean, I never. . . .

/Yes, Democrats get involved in sexual shenanigans, too.
//No, it's not as reprehensible when they do it.
///They don't devote chunks of their platform to regulating the sex lives of others, is why.
 
2013-04-24 07:23:52 AM

markfara: Wow, a Republican involved in sexual shenanigans. I just, I mean, I never. . . .

/Yes, Democrats get involved in sexual shenanigans, too.
//No, it's not as reprehensible when they do it.
///They don't devote chunks of their platform to regulating the sex lives of others, is why.


Republican sex fantasies rarely seem to involve consent.
 
2013-04-24 07:29:19 AM
i1162.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 07:30:45 AM

Alphax: markfara: Wow, a Republican involved in sexual shenanigans. I just, I mean, I never. . . .

/Yes, Democrats get involved in sexual shenanigans, too.
//No, it's not as reprehensible when they do it.
///They don't devote chunks of their platform to regulating the sex lives of others, is why.

Republican sex fantasies rarely seem to involve consent.


Neither do mine, but that's why I call them "fantasies."
 
2013-04-24 07:41:34 AM

Whiskey Pete: [i1162.photobucket.com image 831x638]


My first thought exactly!
 
2013-04-24 07:49:24 AM

Alphax: The words 'man child' come to mind.


Looks like a typical, sheltered twenty one year old to me. I know, I know, you held down a mid level corporate ladder position, drank single malt scotch, and made Don Draper look like a beta. These kids today, right?

/not saying he's not a smarmy little prick
//am saying that 21 is still pretty much a wet behind the ears kid
 
2013-04-24 07:51:05 AM
Monkeyhouse Zendo
//am saying that 21 is still pretty much a wet behind the ears kid

Old enough to go to prision for a felony.
 
2013-04-24 07:52:59 AM
Proxies, kid, proxies.
 
2013-04-24 07:57:28 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Alphax: The words 'man child' come to mind.

Looks like a typical, sheltered twenty one year old to me. I know, I know, you held down a mid level corporate ladder position, drank single malt scotch, and made Don Draper look like a beta. These kids today, right?

/not saying he's not a smarmy little prick
//am saying that 21 is still pretty much a wet behind the ears kid


I was in community college, after washing out of a 4 year college, at 21.

But I've made it to 42 without trying to blackmail someone.
 
2013-04-24 07:59:51 AM
1) Who is this Mitt Romney?
2) Why is this on the Politics tab?
3) Was he named for a baseball glove?
 
2013-04-24 08:02:13 AM
How long until we start calling this guy congressman?

/had an ex try this once, just turned the pics into my Christmas cards.
 
2013-04-24 08:06:54 AM

Enemabag Jones: Monkeyhouse Zendo
//am saying that 21 is still pretty much a wet behind the ears kid

Old enough to go to prision for a felony.


Not arguing against that at all.
 
2013-04-24 08:08:11 AM

jaytkay: That kid looks like a fifty year old basement dwelling perv.Imagine what he will look like when he's a fifty year old basement dwelling perv.


Probably something like this:

i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 08:10:18 AM
but the FBI was able to track him down via his IP address.

Heh geez dude...that's about the same level as getting caught because the person you called had call display.
 
2013-04-24 08:12:38 AM

Barfmaker: but the FBI was able to track him down via his IP address.

Heh geez dude...that's about the same level as getting caught because the person you called had call display.


Damn you, *69!
 
2013-04-24 08:37:44 AM
FTA: He also informed at least two women that he was masturbating to their stolen pictures.

From the picture, he looks exactly like somebody who would do that.

The guy in the middle is pretty creepy, too.
 
2013-04-24 08:45:10 AM

NFA: [consequences of sticking dick in crazy]


Well I hope you learned not to stick your dick in crazy!

/I actually had a similar experience
//which was how I learned not to stick my dick in crazy
///it's still tempting though
 
2013-04-24 08:48:08 AM

Monkeyhouse Zendo: Alphax: The words 'man child' come to mind.

Looks like a typical, sheltered twenty one year old to me. I know, I know, you held down a mid level corporate ladder position, drank single malt scotch, and made Don Draper look like a beta. These kids today, right?

/not saying he's not a smarmy little prick
//am saying that 21 is still pretty much a wet behind the ears kid


If he hasn't learned right from wrong by now, he never will. He's a broken human and will be nothing but a series of legal headaches from now until he dies
 
2013-04-24 08:55:06 AM
No TRUE Republican would ever do such a thing... the kid's gotta be a Dem plant.
 
2013-04-24 08:59:44 AM
He had worked on the political campaigns of Newt Gingrich, Paul Ryan, and Romney.

Sadly, it's gotten to the point that  this is still the most reprehensible thing in this guy's history.
 
2013-04-24 09:00:06 AM

NFA: When I was 18 I had a woman attempt something similar to me.  She falsely accused me of getting her pregnant (she told me she couldn't get pregnant due to a heath condition).  But she was actually pregnant and knew who the father was and deliberately targeted me thinking I had money.  She was wrong and I was quite poor.  She also incorrectly believed my mother was a very religious person (she told me this).  She threatened to tell my mother everything we did in bed unless I paid her money (which I didn't have).  I told her I was broke and she again threatened me and told me to get a loan.  When I told her she wasn't getting any money from me, she called my mother and described in very graphic detail everything we did together in bed.  The next time I saw my mother she told me (blushing as she talked) what the woman did.  The woman's best friend called me and told me how the woman was actually pregnant by another guy who was in the military.  She set him up because she wanted a child without the expense.  Then she targeted me with the intent of getting paid childe support from two men at the same time. Her friend told me the other guy was paying for her expenses of having a child and I was targeted to provide spending money.   I told the woman what her best friend said and told her I was planning to go to the police and have her charged with extortion. I never heard from her again.


Eeesh!  Pretty ruthless for a young "lady."

Throw in a murder and you've got an episode of NCIS.
 
2013-04-24 09:00:19 AM

keylock71: He looks like someone who who do that... Creepy little boy.


To be perfectly frank, the kids who were hardcore into Dem politics at 20 weren't exactly a bunch of Rico Suaves either.  I'd give him the doubt, there, but not on the actions.
 
2013-04-24 09:03:58 AM
Ok. What the guy did is horrible and I hope he pays dearly for that but.....

How the hell did he get the first pics in the first place?? Methinks that stupid girls still think that sending nudes to their bfs is ok.  I doubt the pics where taken buy someone else and much less w/o the girls knowlegde.

FFS girls, don't be such a dumb sluts. Once a pic leaves your phone and enter the intertubes you lose control of what happens after that and a copy of it always, always will be lingering there somewhere. I doesn't farking matter how many times your idiot bf tells you that is just between the two of you only.
 
2013-04-24 09:05:33 AM

Frozboz: FTA:  He was charged with Internet extortion and cyberstalking.

Those are things?  Cyberstalking?  Really?


Yes.  They fall under the jurisdiction of the state police, and the cyber police.

Consequences will never be the same.
 
2013-04-24 09:10:17 AM

Jairzinho: Ok. What the guy did is horrible and I hope he pays dearly for that but.....[I'm about to defend him and just slut-shame the women he stalked]


Let me guess: Your politics are very similar to this guy's politics, right?
 
2013-04-24 09:11:30 AM

Jairzinho: Ok. What the guy did is horrible and I hope he pays dearly for that but.....

How the hell did he get the first pics in the first place?? Methinks that stupid girls still think that sending nudes to their bfs is ok.  I doubt the pics where taken buy someone else and much less w/o the girls knowlegde.

FFS girls, don't be such a dumb sluts. Once a pic leaves your phone and enter the intertubes you lose control of what happens after that and a copy of it always, always will be lingering there somewhere. I doesn't farking matter how many times your idiot bf tells you that is just between the two of you only.


It doesn't say that he actually had the photos, just that he claimed he did. Still, for it to have worked, there would have to be nude photos of these women out there.
 
2013-04-24 09:11:47 AM
Which one in that article photo is he supposed to be?  All I see are two women and some scary monster in a blond wig.
 
2013-04-24 09:18:06 AM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Jairzinho: Ok. What the guy did is horrible and I hope he pays dearly for that but.....[I'm about to defend him and just slut-shame the women he stalked]

Let me guess: Your politics are very similar to this guy's politics, right?


No. I'm not defending the farking creep at all. Where the fark did you get that from? and politics? yeah I must the most derpy teabby teabaggers ever in FARK according to all my posts. Jeez!

It just pisses me off that stupid girls send pics to their bfs and think it will stop there. It never stops there period.
 
2013-04-24 09:18:06 AM
Throw in some butt-chugging and he will be all set to run for congress in the next election. Sounds like the ideal GOP candidate.
 
2013-04-24 09:19:53 AM
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