Pointy Tail of Satan: What? Not this?
scottydoesntknow: 7. "Cartoon All-Stars To The Rescue"[thisisthestoryof.files.wordpress.com image 470x738]
Dragonflew: Does anyone remember that commercial from the late 70s or early 80s with the kid who brings his broken car to his drunk father and asks him to fix it, the father says "suuure, buddy!" and slams the parts together a couple of times, gets pissed off, and says "go to bed. NOW!!!"?
dr.zaeus: 8.A PSA from the weird fugazi "Ghostbusters" cartoon!I have some bad news for you, Robyn Pennacchia... "fugazi" means fake, and in trying to be cute with that word, you have admitted that you are ignorant. I bet you think that Ivan Reitman, Harold Ramis, and Dan Aykroyd created the Ghostbusters and that the "stupid monkey cartoon" wasn't an accurate depiction of the original Spook Busters (gorilla and all) from the 1940s.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT90y1tzZjk
THIS IS NOTA FUGAZICARTOONYOU ARE NOT WHAT YOU BUST
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Always enjoyed this one: Link
impaler: Lying to kids, to protect them, will bite you in the ares.
Hickory-smoked: Original PSA line:"This is drugs. This is your brain on drugs"Every joke t-shirt and bumpersticker printed in the last 30 years:"This is your brain. This is your brain on _______"Does that make anyone else want to punch someone in the mouth? Am I alone on this?[i1.ytimg.com image 320x180]/I will admit the Rachael Leigh Cook version made me uncomfortably aroused
darwinwench: the original Dragnet where the pothead parents forget the kid in the bathtub
borg: Dragnet Jack Webb "Alcohol VS. Marijuana & LSD" Joe Friday calls marijuana "The Bomb..
Losac: borg: Dragnet Jack Webb "Alcohol VS. Marijuana & LSD" Joe Friday calls marijuana "The Bomb..I thought it was "Marijuana is the flame, heroin is the fuse, and LSD is the bomb..."
log_jammin: borg: The one I thought was funny was where these two guys in their late 20's-early 30's are smoking weed in the basement. One of them says something like, "Man, these anti-drug commercials are such B.S. I mean, look at me. I've been smoking pot for 15 years, and I never went to jail, I never hurt anyone, etc...damm my mom's home quick open a window, Then a woman's voice comes from upstairs. "did you even look for a job today?" And the guy replies, "Um...no Maw um, I'll look for one tomorrow..."I remember being amused at that one too.
aagrajag: You are Borg: flamingboar: I remember the PSAs in arcade machines that would say WINNERS DON'T USE DRUGS! Right before I slaughtered goblins with my sword. Now I want to play Golden Axe.Same here. Also wish I still had my genesis, complete with Golden Axe.http://www.mameui.info/http://doperoms.com/There we go.
IWood: highwayrun: log_jammin: this one time(at band camp)...[...] once I acquired those little capsules that you break open and put under an unconscious persons nose to wake them up. [...]I hate to tell you, but you've confused smelling salts (usually ammonia-based) with amyl nitrate, or "poppers".No he hasn't. "Those little capsules that you break open and put under an unconscious persons nose to wake them up" are smelling salts.Now, if he had said "Those little vials that you open under your nose and inhale just as you reach orgasm while you're banging the ass of this gorgeous twink you picked up at the Mineshaft," then he would've been confusing smelling salts with poppers.Not that I know about that, or anything that might be wrong with it if I did.Or something.
Frederick: Brought to you by the cult of "just say no". Fails equally well with sex education.
Pocket Ninja: I don't think Helen Hunt would have survived that fall.
highwayrun: I figured that what he found by the side of the road was poppers
Abacus9: dr.zaeus: 8.A PSA from the weird fugazi "Ghostbusters" cartoon!I have some bad news for you, Robyn Pennacchia... "fugazi" means fake, and in trying to be cute with that word, you have admitted that you are ignorant. I bet you think that Ivan Reitman, Harold Ramis, and Dan Aykroyd created the Ghostbusters and that the "stupid monkey cartoon" wasn't an accurate depiction of the original Spook Busters (gorilla and all) from the 1940s.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT90y1tzZjkActually, no. It means farked up, which is a pretty accurate description of that show.
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