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(CBS Baltimore)   Remember that episode of The Wire where 13 female prison guards in Baltimore were indicted for being part of a drug smuggling ring, and four of them were impregnated by the same inmate? What? That was real?   (baltimore.cbslocal.com) divider line 60
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2013-04-24 12:12:39 AM
It's Baltimore. If Maryland is the Illinois of the East, then Baltimore is the Detroit of the MidAtlantic.
 
2013-04-24 12:32:31 AM
Corrections officers hid the contraband in their shoes. Unlike other facilities in Maryland, Baltimore City does not require employees to remove their shoes when going through screening.


Charging documents reveal Owens had "Tavon" tattooed on her neck and Stevenson had "Tavon" tattooed on her wrist.



How the heck did these people manage to penetrate such air-tight security?  What a pit that place must be, even for a prison/jail.
 
2013-04-24 12:57:44 AM
I wish "The Wire" was on Netflix Canada.I'd love to see if it's a good show like EVERYONE says.
 
2013-04-24 01:25:50 AM
Look subby, I'm watching frontline. It's an episode covering how I'm completely FArked when it comes time to retire, so I don't have time to watch the wire. Mmmk?
 
2013-04-24 01:27:29 AM
Tavon got game, apparently.
 
2013-04-24 01:28:03 AM

Lsherm: If Maryland is the Illinois of the East


LOL WuT?
 
2013-04-24 01:29:39 AM
Justice for Tavon
 
2013-04-24 01:32:51 AM

Lsherm: It's Baltimore. If Maryland is the Illinois of the East, then Baltimore is the Detroit of the MidAtlantic.


Detroit is in Illinois?
 
2013-04-24 01:33:17 AM
Bawllmer--- best place in the world to get heroin and crabs. (Both kinds).
 
2013-04-24 01:34:44 AM
Bodymore, Murderland, indeed!
 
2013-04-24 01:37:05 AM
lollitop.magicgate.eu
 
2013-04-24 01:41:12 AM

MadSkillz: I wish "The Wire" was on Netflix Canada.I'd love to see if it's a good show like EVERYONE says.


Tube Plus.
 
2013-04-24 01:46:51 AM
have you seen the typical female prison guard?

do not want

/probably not without exceptions
 
2013-04-24 01:47:28 AM

Awesome T-Shirt: MadSkillz: I wish "The Wire" was on Netflix Canada.I'd love to see if it's a good show like EVERYONE says.

Tube Plus.


Yeah, everyone should see it. Best cop show ever. Also best gangster show ever.
 
2013-04-24 01:48:04 AM
I bet the women involved are superhot.
 
2013-04-24 01:51:32 AM

you are a puppet: I bet the women involved are superhot.


I often like to play the game "Female corrections deputy or Tasmanian logger?" I bet these girls would be good candidates.
 
2013-04-24 01:52:46 AM

MadSkillz: I wish "The Wire" was on Netflix Canada.I'd love to see if it's a good show like EVERYONE says.


HBO Go has it.
 
2013-04-24 01:59:30 AM
The only difference between cops and criminals' psychological makeup is a few IQ points in favor of the cops*.

*(Usually)
 
2013-04-24 02:02:22 AM

MadSkillz: I wish "The Wire" was on Netflix Canada.I'd love to see if it's a good show like EVERYONE says.


Produce a Canadian version in Yellowknife
 
2013-04-24 02:04:36 AM
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet .
 
2013-04-24 02:04:49 AM
And yet not a single one of the women who were boning this inmate scumbag could find a man
who wasn't doing time for attempted murder on the outside? Was this idiot their only choice?

My brother has worked for the state department of corrections for over 20 years, and has seen
female corrections officers go to prison themselves time and again for this type of dumb sh*t.
He's also seen women who visit the wastes of air occupying the cells who roll up on visiting day in
luxury cars and expensive clothes, driving halfway across the state to see some inmate who's
not only doing double life, but who's playing half a dozen other women the same way.
Where do you think these guys get money for canteen?

FTA: "Charging documents reveal Owens had "Tavon" tattooed on her neck and Stevenson had "Tavon" tattooed on her wrist."

I guess it's a good thing this happened... these morons are obviously wading in the shallow end
of the gene pool... better they procreate with someone equally as worthless instead of subjecting
some normal guy to their idiocy.
 
2013-04-24 02:07:51 AM

farkingismybusiness: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet .


Expected this sooner!
 
2013-04-24 02:10:53 AM

Relatively Obscure: Corrections officers hid the contraband in their shoes. Unlike other facilities in Maryland, Baltimore City does not require employees to remove their shoes when going through screening.


Charging documents reveal Owens had "Tavon" tattooed on her neck and Stevenson had "Tavon" tattooed on her wrist.


How the heck did these people manage to penetrate such air-tight security?  What a pit that place must be, even for a prison/jail.


Sounds like some Texas jails/prisons, total joke when it comes to security. I worked at one where you took off everything but your clothes, and even had to sit in an electronic chair that scanned your body cavities for anything you might have stuffed in there.

Anything you could remove from your body had to be put through an X-ray machine. Followed by a full body pat search that would make a TSA agent look like a rookie molester.

The ass scanner didn't work most of the time, and most random guards they had run the X-ray machine had no idea how to read the images.

The pat search was not that good since you never knew if you could trust the people doing it to be honest.

And this was for a minimal security unit believe it or not.

Guess how much contraband got in routinely? Truckloads, freaking truckloads of contraband.

The corruption was so rampant, it was a blessing to get away from that place.
 
2013-04-24 02:15:13 AM

rewind2846: And yet not a single one of the women who were boning this inmate scumbag could find a manwho wasn't doing time for attempted murder on the outside? Was this idiot their only choice?


Pretty much. Not because the officers were ugly, but because their own dating standards required a boyfriend that would do literally ANYTHING for them, no matter how freaky.

/hard to get that from a guy who has the option to run away
//of course, the end result is that the guy plays all the officers like a fiddle, getting whatever he wants as the girls slowly realize he can reveal their unprofessional conduct at any time, not to mention their freaky fetishes
 
2013-04-24 02:16:52 AM

Dialectic: Bodymore, Murderland, indeed!


I just read a article that mentioned neither a body, nor murder.

Oh wait, you are just repeating some noises you heard on tv instead of making a real comment. Why should I expect any kind of relevancy.
 
2013-04-24 02:21:02 AM

Tatterdemalian: rewind2846: And yet not a single one of the women who were boning this inmate scumbag could find a manwho wasn't doing time for attempted murder on the outside? Was this idiot their only choice?

Pretty much. Not because the officers were ugly, but because their own dating standards required a boyfriend that would do literally ANYTHING for them, no matter how freaky.

/hard to get that from a guy who has the option to run away
//of course, the end result is that the guy plays all the officers like a fiddle, getting whatever he wants as the girls slowly realize he can reveal their unprofessional conduct at any time, not to mention their freaky fetishes


That and they figured it was a relationship that they couldn't be cheated on in. Bet all of them are surprised now, unless they all knew about each other.
 
2013-04-24 02:26:30 AM

MadSkillz: I wish "The Wire" was on Netflix Canada.I'd love to see if it's a good show like EVERYONE says.


It's not on Netflix in the USA, either.
 
2013-04-24 02:42:20 AM

The first thing I looked at: Dialectic: Bodymore, Murderland, indeed!

I just read a article that mentioned neither a body, nor murder.

Oh wait, you are just repeating some noises you heard on tv instead of making a real comment. Why should I expect any kind of relevancy.


Read harder, nimrod.

"The ring leader of it all, according to the indictment, is Tavon White, a four-year inmate charged with attempted murder. "
 
2013-04-24 02:42:43 AM
Ah, charm city. Many great weekends on pass from Aberdeen proving ground spent on Baltimore street and at Hammerjacks.

And the inner harbor whitefish...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-24 02:50:51 AM

rewind2846: And yet not a single one of the women who were boning this inmate scumbag could find a man
who wasn't doing time for attempted murder on the outside? Was this idiot their only choice?

My brother has worked for the state department of corrections for over 20 years, and has seen
female corrections officers go to prison themselves time and again for this type of dumb sh*t.
He's also seen women who visit the wastes of air occupying the cells who roll up on visiting day in
luxury cars and expensive clothes, driving halfway across the state to see some inmate who's
not only doing double life, but who's playing half a dozen other women the same way.
Where do you think these guys get money for canteen?

FTA: "Charging documents reveal Owens had "Tavon" tattooed on her neck and Stevenson had "Tavon" tattooed on her wrist."

I guess it's a good thing this happened... these morons are obviously wading in the shallow end
of the gene pool... better they procreate with someone equally as worthless instead of subjecting
some normal guy to their idiocy.


No matter what they say, girls love a bad boy. I have cease to believe any woman that says that she's looking for a good guy, it's complete hooey.
 
2013-04-24 02:54:22 AM
See, in here I'm what you call an authority figure

i.lv3.hbo.com
 
2013-04-24 02:55:15 AM

thorthor: Awesome T-Shirt: MadSkillz: I wish "The Wire" was on Netflix Canada.I'd love to see if it's a good show like EVERYONE says.

Tube Plus.

Yeah, everyone should see it. Best cop show ever. Also best gangster show ever.


Removed some redundant content from that post.
 
2013-04-24 03:00:27 AM
Also...

"How did it get in?"

"Same way it always gets in."

"If you're not going to win the War on Drugs in a prison - well then, where are you going to win it, I ask you?"
 
2013-04-24 03:17:22 AM

The first thing I looked at: Dialectic: Bodymore, Murderland, indeed!

I just read a article that mentioned neither a body, nor murder.

Oh wait, you are just repeating some noises you heard on tv instead of making a real comment. Why should I expect any kind of relevancy.


I've got relatives on my mother's side who have lived there nearly all their lives and still live there now, most in and around Reisterstown road, Fulton and North avenues, Mondawmin mall (picked up girls there) and east Baltimore. It's also where I spent weeks every summer as well when growing up, staying with my cousins.

"Bodymore, Murderland" is pretty damn accurate.
 
2013-04-24 03:20:30 AM
TotallyHeadless:
No matter what they say, girls love a bad boy. I have cease to believe any woman that says that she's looking for a good guy, it's complete hooey.

My uncle told me once - "Pay no attention to what a woman says... just watch what she does".
He was a really smart old guy.
 
2013-04-24 04:23:33 AM

strangeluck: Relatively Obscure: Corrections officers hid the contraband in their shoes. Unlike other facilities in Maryland, Baltimore City does not require employees to remove their shoes when going through screening.


Charging documents reveal Owens had "Tavon" tattooed on her neck and Stevenson had "Tavon" tattooed on her wrist.


How the heck did these people manage to penetrate such air-tight security?  What a pit that place must be, even for a prison/jail.

Sounds like some Texas jails/prisons, total joke when it comes to security. I worked at one where you took off everything but your clothes, and even had to sit in an electronic chair that scanned your body cavities for anything you might have stuffed in there.

Anything you could remove from your body had to be put through an X-ray machine. Followed by a full body pat search that would make a TSA agent look like a rookie molester.

The ass scanner didn't work most of the time, and most random guards they had run the X-ray machine had no idea how to read the images.

The pat search was not that good since you never knew if you could trust the people doing it to be honest.

And this was for a minimal security unit believe it or not.

Guess how much contraband got in routinely? Truckloads, freaking truckloads of contraband.

The corruption was so rampant, it was a blessing to get away from that place.


Yeah, contraband gets in most places, and where I used to work  had more than its own share of stupid shiat.  But DAMN.  They're just shrugging off the basics.  And if someone starts sporting a brand new neck tattoo with an inmate's name on it, you'd think SOMEONE would at least quirk an eyebrow.
 
2013-04-24 04:57:02 AM
Human sexuality follows human nature.  News at 11.
 
2013-04-24 05:23:36 AM
So the business plan of the criminals was smuggling things into prison to sell to the inmates, and make money on the deal.

Let me think about that for a while.. is that really where the money is?
 
2013-04-24 06:01:43 AM

Alphax: So the business plan of the criminals was smuggling things into prison to sell to the inmates, and make money on the deal.

Let me think about that for a while.. is that really where the money is?


FTA "He reportedly made $16,000 in one month off the smuggled contraband."

So I'm going to go with yes, prison is where the money is.

/I'm in the wrong job....
 
2013-04-24 06:14:36 AM
rewind2846:
TotallyHeadless:
No matter what they say, girls love a bad boy. I have cease to believe any woman that says that she's looking for a good guy, it's complete hooey.

My uncle told me once - "Pay no attention to what a woman says... just watch what she does".
He was a really smart old guy.


To be fair, I'd say this applies to all humans, really.
 
2013-04-24 06:19:57 AM

No Such Agency: rewind2846:
TotallyHeadless:
No matter what they say, girls love a bad boy. I have cease to believe any woman that says that she's looking for a good guy, it's complete hooey.

My uncle told me once - "Pay no attention to what a woman says... just watch what she does".
He was a really smart old guy.

To be fair, I'd say this applies to all humans, really.


Nah. I've helped a friend get off her addiction to "bad guys". Probably getting together with a good guy soon, depending on how next month's trip goes. so, not hooey, but need of therapy and a ton of patience.
 
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2013-04-24 06:44:13 AM
"if you can read this sign you're over qualified"

warden: Homer, this end is for holding and this end is for beating
Homer: when does training begin?
Warden: it just ended
 
2013-04-24 07:19:50 AM
And he shall be....Tavon....
 
2013-04-24 07:21:08 AM
It's like they found the dumbest women they could in the city and had them all work in the same place at once.
 
2013-04-24 08:13:34 AM
I'm pretty sure it wasn't Omar on this one.
 
2013-04-24 08:20:00 AM

Myria: Human sexuality follows human nature.  News at 11.


That's what they kept telling me when I said, "Why? Why?"
 
2013-04-24 08:46:43 AM
That wasn't in The Wire, so subby I did not see what you did there. Season 6 arc?
 
2013-04-24 09:46:23 AM

Biological Ali: "If you're not going to win the War on Drugs in a prison - well then, where are you going to win it, I ask you?"


one of the many great lines from the show.
 
2013-04-24 09:57:00 AM
"These 25 defendants participated in running the activities of the Black Guerilla Family from behind bars in Baltimore City," said Rod Rosenstein, U.S. Attorney.

All this and discrimination, too.
 
2013-04-24 10:02:49 AM
I didn't listen to the video, did the reporter say, "gOrilla" or "gUERilla"?
 
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