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2013-04-23 07:53:45 PM
7 votes:
www.squidmobile.com
"I kick arse for the Lord!"
2013-04-23 08:44:53 PM
6 votes:
and some people thought that clerics were only allowed to use blunt weapons ...
2013-04-23 11:51:31 PM
3 votes:
OMG!

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2013-04-24 12:00:50 AM
2 votes:
Rev Theo?
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/any schlockers out there?
2013-04-23 11:41:06 PM
2 votes:

"Several neighbors heard the noise and came outside and confronted Eggertsen. One of those neighbors was Kent Hendrix, who is a bishop with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and a black belt in karate."


Hey Kent, where you going with that sword in your hand?

2013-04-24 12:31:46 AM
1 votes:
Some days you beat the bishop, some days the bishop beats you.
2013-04-24 12:16:44 AM
1 votes:
Mormons are usually gun people.
2013-04-24 12:04:08 AM
1 votes:
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Are you a mean motherfarkin servant of God???
2013-04-23 11:50:15 PM
1 votes:
Little known fact: Scientologists are trained to fight pirate-style.  The final showdown on the eve of Ragnarok will feature LDS Ninjas vs Scientologist Pirates in a battle-royal for your soul.

The Bible during the next age will be farking awesome.
2013-04-23 11:46:35 PM
1 votes:
TFA: I've never had to use my martial arts until today

No, you brandished a sword; you didn't employ your martial arts.
2013-04-23 11:27:23 PM
1 votes:
There can be only one.... hundred and forty four thousand.
2013-04-23 08:35:40 PM
1 votes:
Plus, if he's ever chased by a gang of evil immortals he can just hide in the nearest Mormon temple. Except if its Mario Van Peebles.  But then again, I doubt Kane is up to speed on his Temple Recommend.
 
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