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2013-04-24 12:22:40 AM

doglover: Mormons are usually gun people.


Nephi wasn't.  This guy was just going back to his roots.
 
2013-04-24 12:22:44 AM

toraque: [www.squidmobile.com image 414x256]
"I kick arse for the Lord!"


wow....that was quick

/well done
 
2013-04-24 12:22:58 AM

smazzocity: Therion: and some people thought that clerics were only allowed to use blunt weapons ...

+1


Bah, my monk/cleric is rolling 2d10+prof+feat bare handed.  It' all about the feats, baby.  True divine classes do it unarmed.
 
2013-04-24 12:24:09 AM

fusillade762: gogglesdonothing: Snapper Carr: fusillade762: Is it weird of me to be upset that nobody every refers to the damn sword by its proper name?

If so, I'm weird as well.

you guys fap to Bud K much??

Since I have no idea what you're talking about I'll have to go with "No".


well that's just "weird"
 
2013-04-24 12:26:07 AM
cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com
The kosher version,
 
2013-04-24 12:31:46 AM
Some days you beat the bishop, some days the bishop beats you.
 
2013-04-24 12:34:44 AM
Well, that's a new one.
 
2013-04-24 12:36:09 AM

gogglesdonothing: Snapper Carr: fusillade762: Is it weird of me to be upset that nobody every refers to the damn sword by its proper name?

If so, I'm weird as well.

you guys fap to Bud K much??


I don't collect weapons, I have, however, had a longtime interest in feudal Japan. The term "samurai sword" is very non-specific. It's like saying "gun"
 
2013-04-24 12:48:42 AM

Snapper Carr: gogglesdonothing: Snapper Carr: fusillade762: Is it weird of me to be upset that nobody every refers to the damn sword by its proper name?

If so, I'm weird as well.

you guys fap to Bud K much??

I don't collect weapons, I have, however, had a longtime interest in feudal Japan. The term "samurai sword" is very non-specific. It's like saying "gun"


I see... I imagine they had to dumb it down for their audience.
 
2013-04-24 12:52:16 AM
Why couldn't this be some good ol redneck dude??? I wanted to post that "ninjying" video  ):
 
2013-04-24 12:56:32 AM

geek_mars: Just so we're clear.

LDS + sword = good
LSD + sword = still bad


I was told there would be no math.

But ecstasy in the coont is still okay, right?
 
2013-04-24 01:02:05 AM

Snapper Carr: The term "samurai sword" is very non-specific. It's like saying "gun"


And? People say "gun" all the time. Your hobby thing isn't special.
 
2013-04-24 01:41:10 AM

phrawgh: What happened to turn thy other cheek?


Spinning back kick. Turn one cheek, turn the other cheek--WHAM! right in the kisser.
 
2013-04-24 02:16:37 AM

gogglesdonothing: Snapper Carr: gogglesdonothing: Snapper Carr: fusillade762: Is it weird of me to be upset that nobody every refers to the damn sword by its proper name?

If so, I'm weird as well.

you guys fap to Bud K much??

I don't collect weapons, I have, however, had a longtime interest in feudal Japan. The term "samurai sword" is very non-specific. It's like saying "gun"

I see... I imagine they had to dumb it down for their audience.


Typical journalism these days. Every rifle is an AK-47 and every pistol is a Glock.
 
2013-04-24 02:25:14 AM
Mormon Ninjas have nothing on Jew-Jitsu
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/hot
 
2013-04-24 02:28:44 AM

Somacandra: Plus, if he's ever chased by a gang of evil immortals he can just hide in the nearest Mormon temple. Except if its Mario Van Peebles.  But then again, I doubt Kane is up to speed on his Temple Recommend.


Mario Van Peebles? Kane? There can be was only one Highlander movie!
 
2013-04-24 02:30:16 AM

Apos: Apos: Never thought I'd see "LDS" and "samurai sword" in the same article. Kinda unnerving.


Would have expected samurai sword and LSD, though.
 
2013-04-24 02:40:00 AM

Valiente: A useful godbotherer? What a refreshing change. From the kiddie fiddling, I mean.


That's more of a Catholic priest thing. This guy was Mormon, they're allowed to marry.
 
2013-04-24 02:46:33 AM

jdmac: [cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com image 850x630]
The kosher version,


His methods are... orthodox.
 
2013-04-24 02:48:57 AM
/looks at headline
//clicks thread link
///sees starter post.

One and Done.
 
2013-04-24 02:50:52 AM
where the hell my orgasmo caps at?????
 
2013-04-24 02:54:27 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

I thought he was a pacifist after all those years as a general.

/What?
//So I like bad 90's TV, sue me.
 
2013-04-24 03:12:49 AM
Semantic Police time

I believe "bishop" in the Mormon faith is not necessarily a member of the clergy but more like a lead parishioner.  Mitt was a bishop, but I would not consider him a clergyman.
 
2013-04-24 03:49:13 AM

Nineyards: Semantic Police time

I believe "bishop" in the Mormon faith is not necessarily a member of the clergy but more like a lead parishioner.  Mitt was a bishop, but I would not consider him a clergyman.


I would not consider him much of a man, except he managed to sire half a dozen kids...
 
2013-04-24 06:47:29 AM

Mentalpatient87: Snapper Carr: The term "samurai sword" is very non-specific. It's like saying "gun"

And? People say "gun" all the time. Your hobby thing isn't special.


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2013-04-24 07:42:24 AM

fmk040: Rev Theo?
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/any schlockers out there?


yep...
/the enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy...nothing more nothing less.
 
2013-04-24 08:07:00 AM
Just goes to show...

i2.squidoocdn.com

You can never have too much LDS.

/ bah-dum-pshhhhhhh I'll be here all week. Try the waitress, tip the veal, etc...
 
2013-04-24 11:38:23 AM

megarian: geek_mars: Just so we're clear.

LDS + sword = good
LSD + sword = still bad

I was told there would be no math.

But ecstasy in the coont is still okay, right?


According to what I've read, absolutely.
 
2013-04-24 01:02:30 PM
Now if it had been a small boy....
 
2013-04-24 03:16:59 PM
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