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(Jezebel)   This is what happens when you put Ecstasy in your vagina   (jezebel.com) divider line 161
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2013-04-23 07:51:16 PM
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This is fake, right? Someone is trolling.

And also, the accompanying photo...wtf is that
 
2013-04-23 08:06:01 PM

johnnieconnie: This is fake, right? Someone is trolling.


mucous membrane
 
2013-04-23 08:10:53 PM
I can't see that working that well, maybe the LSD, but not the others.

/I've heard of porn girls sticking lortab up their butts
//god knows some of their asses get abused enough to need it
 
2013-04-23 08:18:36 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-23 08:20:28 PM
the person who greenlit this must be trippin'
 
2013-04-23 08:27:36 PM

johnnieconnie: And also, the accompanying photo...wtf is that


It's a trippin' beaver.
 
2013-04-23 08:32:09 PM
 
2013-04-23 08:37:42 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


I hate you.
 
2013-04-23 08:38:36 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


Why? What did I ever do to you?
 
2013-04-23 08:55:16 PM
That's what I tell subby's mom every night.
 
2013-04-23 08:55:20 PM
www.reactionface.info

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


 
2013-04-23 09:37:26 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


I've seen worse.  On a scale of 1 to 10, she's a Northern Maine "7".
 
2013-04-23 09:39:27 PM
and i'm what happens when disappointment is put in your vagina
 
2013-04-23 09:44:33 PM

xanadian: Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)

I've seen worse.  On a scale of 1 to 10, she's a Northern Maine "7".


That was a Turkish men's prison 4.
 
2013-04-23 09:47:22 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


Asshole
 
2013-04-23 09:52:16 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


What drugs do I need to put on my penis and in my ass to forget that atrocity?
 
2013-04-23 10:06:56 PM

Godscrack: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 320x320]


Thank you.
 
2013-04-23 10:13:06 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


Altair: I hate you.


I second what Altair said.
 
2013-04-23 10:28:31 PM
My other penis is a vagina.
 
2013-04-23 10:49:08 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


A little hairy, but she's not completely fat or anything.
 
2013-04-23 11:16:17 PM
WTF did I just read?
 
2013-04-23 11:17:45 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


Jesus Christ you little asshole, that was just wqrong.
 
2013-04-23 11:33:28 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


Thank you for recalibrating my rating scale.

/i may never get hard again
 
2013-04-23 11:51:42 PM
I don't have a vagina.  Can I just just shove it up my urethra?
 
2013-04-23 11:58:07 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I don't have a vagina.  Can I just just shove it up my urethra?


Not if it's narrow.

si0.twimg.com
 
2013-04-23 11:58:58 PM

Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)


I think you just turned me gay.
 
2013-04-24 12:35:36 AM
I got part way through the story in the link before realizing they got trolled by some 12 year old's shiatty blog post from 10 years ago.
 
2013-04-24 12:36:08 AM
Wouldn't cocaine on the penis just numb everything and make erect sexytime a nigh impossible activity?
 
2013-04-24 12:38:28 AM
So... is Fark imitating the Daily Mail ironically or not?
 
2013-04-24 12:38:29 AM
I guess I'm that freshman burn out but I distinctly remember reading this experience report on erowid. They have some very insightful writers from time to time. If there is anything that requires poetic prose, it's describing the effects of drugs.
 
2013-04-24 12:38:31 AM
this is some of the stupidest shiat I've ever read and I read every Jezebel article I see on Fark just because I like being able to say that this is the some of the stupidest shiat I've ever read
 
2013-04-24 12:38:32 AM
What happens if I shove a vodka tampon in after the ecstasy pill? Man, that'd make for an awkward autopsy.....
 
2013-04-24 12:39:42 AM
A sybian party would work better, and it's legal.
 
2013-04-24 12:41:02 AM
It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-04-24 12:41:31 AM
So this dumb twat wrote an article about an article written in 2003 about shoving drugs up your twat  and the half-assed experiences that occur.

Jezebel's servers and everyone involved with the venture should be shot into the sun.
 
2013-04-24 12:41:52 AM

octopied: What happens if I shove a vodka tampon in after the ecstasy pill? Man, that'd make for an awkward autopsy.....


If she's on the autopsy table, I think she's beyond feeling awkward.

duh
 
2013-04-24 12:42:12 AM

HotWingAgenda: I got part way through the story in the link before realizing they got trolled by some 12 year old's shiatty blog post from 10 years ago.


http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=26033

Not so much.
 
2013-04-24 12:43:10 AM
What, no NEWS FLASH tag?
 
2013-04-24 12:44:13 AM
Eight intrepid women once gathered together for a slumber party during which they gabbed about their moon signs, ate chocolate, and shoved a ton of hallucinogenic drugs up their vaginas. They summarized their experiences in a report called "coont Odyssey: Search for Vaginal Datapoints." Read on if you've ever wondered what would happen if you dosed your ladyflower.

Nokthxbye.

Seriously, nobody wants to hear or read or waste a braincell contemplating your first-person hallucinogenic experience, regardless of culture, drug, delivery mechanism, delivery orifice, intensity, or personal consequences.

Do it if you choose, by all means. Don't fool yourself wasting time writing or even texting about it.
 
2013-04-24 12:44:24 AM

Eltardo: So this dumb twat wrote an article about an article written in 2003 about shoving drugs up your twat  and the half-assed experiences that occur.

Jezebel's servers and everyone involved with the venture should be shot into the sun.


No, no, no.

It's about frat boys shoving shoving tampons soaked in vodka up their rectums. "butt chugging", they call it.

Also, southpark.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-24 12:44:37 AM
Hey, unlike most of the chicks on Jezzie I want to party with this lot.
 
2013-04-24 12:44:46 AM
www.israellycool.com
 
2013-04-24 12:44:56 AM
yes, many ladies call me ecstasy


christ i could use some acid. where's those flashbacks I paid good money for in 1992? Where? WHAR!?!?!
 
2013-04-24 12:46:47 AM
Well, now I know what I'm doing this weekend.
 
2013-04-24 12:47:43 AM

Eltardo: So this dumb twat wrote an article about an article written in 2003 about shoving drugs up your twat  and the half-assed experiences that occur.

Jezebel's servers and everyone involved with the venture should be shot into the sun.


Careful, now, they'll have to do a 50-part expose on how Farkers are all a bunch of misogynists, thanks to your use of 'twat'.

I don't know why, but the word 'twat' turns me into a 13-year-old.  It's just such a funny word...

/oh, and phrawgh owes me a keyboard
 
2013-04-24 12:48:14 AM

R1mbaud: HotWingAgenda: I got part way through the story in the link before realizing they got trolled by some 12 year old's shiatty blog post from 10 years ago.

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=26033

Not so much.


awful lot of chicks referring to their vaginas as "coonts". If not for that, I'd think that they were a bunch of well-adjusted, classy ladies.
 
2013-04-24 12:48:26 AM

Altair: the person who greenlit this must be trippin'


Word... I don't know what to think.
 
2013-04-24 12:48:34 AM
I read this thinking: "How would J. Walter Weatherman approach this life lesson?"
 
2013-04-24 12:51:17 AM
That was one of the most poorly written articles I've ever read. It gave me a farking headache it was so bad. It was like a seven year old kid found his parents' playboy and then wrote an article about...as well as a seven year old could.

Wait until the author finds out some people shove drugs up their ass to get high. Can't wait to see that awkward excuse for an article.
 
2013-04-24 12:52:30 AM

xanadian: Elegy: What a woman that worships the moon goddess and shoves drugs up her vag might look like (NSFW)

I've seen worse.  On a scale of 1 to 10, she's a Northern Maine "7".


WTF is up with girls in Maine? Even in Wisconsin she'd be a 3-5 (depending on alcohol consumption) on her best day.
 
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