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2013-04-23 09:39:02 PM
23 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
HELLO MY BABY, HELLO MY DARLIN', HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAL!
2013-04-23 07:53:25 PM
6 votes:
5 minutes after you bury it.
2013-04-23 11:18:53 PM
3 votes:

impaler: Perhaps most remarkable was a phonograph record featuring voices of citizens from the era.

How my brain parsed it:

Perhaps most remarkable was a pornographic record featuring voices of citizens from the era.

How times have changed


I don't even own a pornograph to play it on...
2013-04-23 11:11:29 PM
3 votes:
i291.photobucket.com

i291.photobucket.com

Would like a vote.....
2013-04-23 10:49:06 PM
3 votes:
Seriously, when is it not awesome to open up any time capsule?

Oh, I can think of one example.

www.somethingpositive.net
2013-04-23 09:00:44 PM
3 votes:
Telephone? The church is probably still renting it from AT&T!
2013-04-24 01:40:11 AM
2 votes:
I read the headline in this voice:

coreydemoss.files.wordpress.com
2013-04-24 12:13:49 AM
2 votes:
"Wearing white gloves to preserve the integrity of the items, the Historical Society carefully removes a [100 year old] newspaper..."

...and hands it directly to a woman who's not wearing gloves.
2013-04-23 09:43:15 PM
2 votes:
Do people still do time capsules? I bet Trump does it. I imagine people 100 years from puzzled by a DVD set of a season of "The Apprentice."
2013-04-23 08:48:34 PM
2 votes:

Miss Stein: shanrick: When it's not from the past, but from the future.

If it's tomorrow's newspaper with tonight's winning lottery numbers, I'm okay with that.


But what if the paper contains a virus that wiped out humanity in the future?
And now it's wiping out everyone in the present day?
And your lottery win means nothing.
But, if it wipes out everyone in present times, then people in the future won't exist.
So they couldn't have sent that paper back in the first place.
So, I'm sorry, what were you talking about?
2013-04-23 08:32:23 PM
2 votes:

shanrick: When it's not from the past, but from the future.


If it's tomorrow's newspaper with tonight's winning lottery numbers, I'm okay with that.
2013-04-24 09:18:49 AM
1 votes:
Time capsule from 1918:

"Hello, the Future!

Sorry that we coughed into the capsule.  Seems that Samuelson had a cold or flu.  Something going 'round, these days.  Anyway, enjoy the new music and books from your distant past.

Love,

1918"
2013-04-23 11:57:33 PM
1 votes:
When the capsule contains the remains of Imhotep who never got over being buried alive after suffering th Hom Dai and shared the capsule with several thousand ravenous scarab beetles.
2013-04-23 11:56:26 PM
1 votes:
Awesome?
s07.mtcdn.com
Not always.....
2013-04-23 11:56:14 PM
1 votes:
During a natural disaster such as an earthquake, flood, hurricane or tornado?

5:00 in the morning after only two hours sleep?

While performing brain surgery?

When you just made the capsule and are putting stuff in?

While being eaten by a crocodile? Actually I guess that would be pretty awesome.

I'm not sure what you're getting at.
2013-04-23 11:02:58 PM
1 votes:

Miss Stein: shanrick: When it's not from the past, but from the future.

If it's tomorrow's newspaper with tonight's winning lottery numbers, I'm okay with that.


epguides.com
2013-04-23 10:59:51 PM
1 votes:
I like how they put newspaper in the time capsule.  They probably didn't think that a hundred years I could read that day's newspaper in my own home from California.

....and then some assclown would post a snippet of it to TFD with an annoyingly baiting headline that sounds like it's from the present.
2013-04-23 10:56:07 PM
1 votes:
when the assholes filled it with smallpox?
 
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