BravadoGT: Wow.. It looks like it really was a frame job...
ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: How does that release work? "No sending letters" is pretty hard restrictions to enforce. I mean... did they confiscate his stamps and put him under house arrest? Why would this guy get to go home?
Revanche: Wait....Drew is...related?
SurfaceTension: (although they obviously share the same last name)
He scared the shiat out of the Feds...
"Don't make me use my stuff on you, baby!"
Diogenes: That'll teach all you wolves to castor aspersions before all the facts are in.
vpb: The ricin wasn't concentrated enough to kill, so they want him to come back when he gets better at killing people.
TheShavingofOccam123: He scared the shiat out of the Feds...[2.bp.blogspot.com image 346x196]"Don't make me use my stuff on you, baby!"/and they let him go
MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll bet he's still all shook up
rickythepenguin: "Curtis" and "Curtis" are spelled the same way.
rickythepenguin: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 160x120]SurfaceTension: (although they obviously share the same last name)"Curtis" and "Curtis" are spelled the same way.
SurfaceTension: Revanche: Wait....Drew is...related?I'm guessing not (although they obviously share the same last name), but it would be interesting if they were.
SecretAgentWoman: I think to be believable, subby should have said it was Drew's cousin instead. This guy's got too much hair...
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