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(BusinessWeek)   Man arrested for bank robbery claims to be part of a DIA operation to test bank security. Then things get interesting   (businessweek.com) divider line 14
    More: Interesting, CIA, Fairfax County, bank robbery, Defense Intelligence Agency, Carolina Villegas, Capital One Financial Corp., Capital One, U.S. Army Reserves  
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2013-04-23 03:59:04 PM  
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FTA: "The following day, Torres and his brother-in-law entered a BB&T bank in Alexandria. It was packed, so the pair quickly left without making an attempt. On Friday, Torres made what would be his last-and worst-attempt. He, a cousin, a friend, and his brother-in-law tried to rob the same BB&T branch. It was again busy."

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"You robbed the same bank twice?"
"Nah, the first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little..."
2013-04-23 03:57:19 PM  
2 votes:

detritus: You know who else was part of CIA operations?


Was that after he hosted The Gong Show?
2013-04-23 05:30:43 PM  
1 votes:

Occam's Nailfile: PawisBetlog: spelletrader: It's amazing the kind of bullshiat that people will actually believe if you are confident and sound like you know what the fark you are talking about.

i try to pull this stuff with my friends all the time.  I'll  just throw out something that's complete bullshiat, but I'll do it full dead pan with srs face.  It never gets old watching the anger.  I also try to give orders "hey get me a beer" or "hey go check on so and so", you'd be surprised how often if you look serious and use the right tone, they just get up and do it.

\yes I'm a dick.  deal with it.

Eric?


yes? :)
2013-04-23 04:47:39 PM  
1 votes:
I love how they sentenced him to 4 years in his mother's basement. NO WAY he doesn't have a Fark handle.
2013-04-23 04:14:57 PM  
1 votes:

Huck Chaser: "So you break into people's places to make sure nobody can break into their places?"

"It's a living."

"Not a very good one."


That's what I came to the comments looking for.

i.imgur.com
2013-04-23 04:13:25 PM  
1 votes:
This bank's not gonna fall into the hands of the American CIA. It's gonna fall in our hands. You see, we're just a private enterprise operation.
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-23 04:09:39 PM  
1 votes:
He's a little dark for a spook.
2013-04-23 04:00:58 PM  
1 votes:
So he attempted to rob how many banks and never got any money?

Apparently the security works.
2013-04-23 03:57:43 PM  
1 votes:
Someone at 4-chan trolled him hard.
2013-04-23 03:54:08 PM  
1 votes:
His partner got away?

i.imgur.com
2013-04-23 03:53:37 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com

dun dun      dun dun dun dun.....
2013-04-23 03:50:07 PM  
1 votes:
I double checked to make sure this wasn't a very elaborate Onion article.
2013-04-23 03:49:17 PM  
1 votes:
Morbo says, "DIA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!!"
2013-04-23 03:47:02 PM  
1 votes:
"So you break into people's places to make sure nobody can break into their places?"

"It's a living."

"Not a very good one."
 
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