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(BusinessWeek)   Man arrested for bank robbery claims to be part of a DIA operation to test bank security. Then things get interesting   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, CIA, Fairfax County, bank robbery, Defense Intelligence Agency, Carolina Villegas, Capital One Financial Corp., Capital One, U.S. Army Reserves  
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2013-04-23 04:39:56 PM  
2 votes:
Just...Wow.  Hell of a good read, and I'm happy that police had the presence of mind to not drag Torres and others down with this asshole.
2013-04-23 03:59:45 PM  
2 votes:
It's amazing the kind of bullshiat that people will actually believe if you are confident and sound like you know what the fark you are talking about.
2013-04-23 03:51:51 PM  
2 votes:
You know who else was part of CIA operations?

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2013-04-23 07:05:36 PM  
1 vote:
Simple enough the way I see it:

1. Recruit some bozo who is not very bright;

2. Tell him it is a secret mission;

3. Collect the money after every successful robbery;

4. Run like hell if he gets caught, leaving him holding the bag.

That about get it?
2013-04-23 04:48:22 PM  
1 vote:

apotheosis27: He duped the Feds too

Or maybe not. Weird how they basically let him off, ain't it?
2013-04-23 04:47:39 PM  
1 vote:
I love how they sentenced him to 4 years in his mother's basement. NO WAY he doesn't have a Fark handle.
2013-04-23 03:59:04 PM  
1 vote:
FTA: "The following day, Torres and his brother-in-law entered a BB&T bank in Alexandria. It was packed, so the pair quickly left without making an attempt. On Friday, Torres made what would be his last-and worst-attempt. He, a cousin, a friend, and his brother-in-law tried to rob the same BB&T branch. It was again busy."

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"You robbed the same bank twice?"
"Nah, the first time was just to case the joint and rob it a little..."
2013-04-23 03:49:17 PM  
1 vote:
Morbo says, "DIA DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!!!!!"
2013-04-23 03:47:02 PM  
1 vote:
"So you break into people's places to make sure nobody can break into their places?"

"It's a living."

"Not a very good one."
2013-04-23 02:00:26 PM  
1 vote:
That was interesting and then I randomly Googled "Joshua Brady" and got a bunch of results like this:
2013-04-23 12:33:49 PM  
1 vote:
Interesting read. Thanks, subby.
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