If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Planet Ivy)   Elderly woman is on target to renew driving license. Wait, she's IN Target   (planetivy.com) divider line 14
    More: Fail, elderly woman  
•       •       •

4989 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2013 at 3:50 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


Archived thread
2013-04-23 04:59:52 PM  
2 votes:
This place has everything
2013-04-23 04:04:27 PM  
2 votes:

gopher321: I have newfound respect for the Inuit re. the elderly and ice floes...


It's all a myth.  They don't send them out on an ice floe, they send them to the corner market.  They just end up on an ice floe.
2013-04-23 06:22:45 PM  
1 votes:

clkeagle: born_yesterday: Meh.  Driving is a right.  Can't infringe on her rights when there are fees and taxes to be charged.

Yes, that's it. We keep dangerous drivers on the road because the few bucks in "fees and taxes" somehow make up for the much higher expenses in the insurance claims, repairs, emergency responders, etc.  It has nothing to do with the elderly being a disproportionately large percentage of voters, campaign donors, and local and state legislators.

I'm saying it now... Road-test me every year after 65, and yank my farking license if I become a danger to others.


I agree completely with your points.  Jesus, it's like a FARKer can't be sarcastic in here anymore!
2013-04-23 05:27:32 PM  
1 votes:
I didn't know that Target had farmer's markets.
2013-04-23 05:07:17 PM  
1 votes:

FatherChaos: Think they'll still renew her license?


yes
2013-04-23 04:27:51 PM  
1 votes:

blatz514: megarian: *reads headline*

That's my favorite Pearl Jam song!!!

What is hers?  Last Exit?


*snerk*
2013-04-23 04:21:02 PM  
1 votes:

megarian: *reads headline*

That's my favorite Pearl Jam song!!!


What is hers?  Last Exit?
2013-04-23 04:08:13 PM  
1 votes:

Eirik: gopher321: I have newfound respect for the Inuit re. the elderly and ice floes...

It's all a myth.  They don't send them out on an ice floe, they send them to the corner market.  They just end up on an ice floe.


...which they then somehow steer right into the middle of a farmer's market.
2013-04-23 04:00:40 PM  
1 votes:
4.bp.blogspot.com
/roadkill
2013-04-23 03:59:07 PM  
1 votes:
Stay onin target ...

jathniel.squarespace.com
2013-04-23 03:58:28 PM  
1 votes:
"How did ya' get your car in lingerie?" "Simple, when I hit housewares I hung a sharp left."
2013-04-23 03:57:29 PM  
1 votes:
Wow that site can't even write an article about a car wreck without whining for an entire paragraph about unrelated things they don't like. Terrible writing.
2013-04-23 03:55:38 PM  
1 votes:
Meh.  Driving is a right.  Can't infringe on her rights when there are fees and taxes to be charged.
2013-04-23 03:39:47 PM  
1 votes:
I have newfound respect for the Inuit re. the elderly and ice floes...
 
Displayed 14 of 14 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report