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(Planet Ivy)   Elderly woman is on target to renew driving license. Wait, she's IN Target   (planetivy.com) divider line 34
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2013-04-23 03:31:31 PM
Again?
 
2013-04-23 03:39:47 PM
I have newfound respect for the Inuit re. the elderly and ice floes...
 
2013-04-23 03:54:40 PM
This is exactly why I will not complain about paying taxes for Internet purchases.
 
2013-04-23 03:55:38 PM
Meh.  Driving is a right.  Can't infringe on her rights when there are fees and taxes to be charged.
 
2013-04-23 03:57:29 PM
Wow that site can't even write an article about a car wreck without whining for an entire paragraph about unrelated things they don't like. Terrible writing.
 
2013-04-23 03:58:28 PM
"How did ya' get your car in lingerie?" "Simple, when I hit housewares I hung a sharp left."
 
2013-04-23 03:59:07 PM
Stay onin target ...

jathniel.squarespace.com
 
2013-04-23 04:00:40 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com
/roadkill
 
2013-04-23 04:01:03 PM
Guess she failed the vision and parking tests.
 
2013-04-23 04:01:28 PM

Ambitwistor: Stay onin target ...

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PICK UP YOUR VISUAL SCANNING!!!
 
2013-04-23 04:04:27 PM

gopher321: I have newfound respect for the Inuit re. the elderly and ice floes...


It's all a myth.  They don't send them out on an ice floe, they send them to the corner market.  They just end up on an ice floe.
 
2013-04-23 04:06:14 PM
I'm guessing she's not going to pass.
 
2013-04-23 04:08:13 PM

Eirik: gopher321: I have newfound respect for the Inuit re. the elderly and ice floes...

It's all a myth.  They don't send them out on an ice floe, they send them to the corner market.  They just end up on an ice floe.


...which they then somehow steer right into the middle of a farmer's market.
 
2013-04-23 04:11:25 PM
*reads headline*

That's my favorite Pearl Jam song!!!
 
2013-04-23 04:15:26 PM
"Lady, you can't get your license renewed here.  This is Target"

i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-23 04:21:02 PM

megarian: *reads headline*

That's my favorite Pearl Jam song!!!


What is hers?  Last Exit?
 
2013-04-23 04:25:55 PM
Came here for "stay on target", leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-23 04:27:18 PM
Old people should not drive, period. You have to be a certain age to get a license, it should also be taken away at a certain age.  People who are 70 or 80 years old should not be driving.
 
2013-04-23 04:27:51 PM

blatz514: megarian: *reads headline*

That's my favorite Pearl Jam song!!!

What is hers?  Last Exit?


*snerk*
 
2013-04-23 04:32:19 PM

Feel_the_velvet: "Lady, you can't get your license renewed here.  This is Target"

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Why does that old lady have snakes on her shirt?!
 
2013-04-23 04:33:37 PM
For added adventures, she was put up to it by a priest.
 
2013-04-23 04:35:25 PM
"I think your grandmother is brilliant."
"Yeah, if she's so smart, why is she sitting in the neighbor's car?"
 
2013-04-23 04:42:58 PM
Think they'll still renew her license?
 
2013-04-23 04:46:01 PM
I call b.s. on crashing "into" the store, as into the "interior."  Probably crunched into the posts outside.

/which were lacking in an earlier episode on Fark today, in trying to account for some lady getting stuck in a bike bridge

//The Blues Brothers never had these issues
 
2013-04-23 04:55:41 PM
she crashed into target the other day too.  this woman is never going to get he licensee back like that
 
2013-04-23 04:59:52 PM
This place has everything
 
2013-04-23 05:07:17 PM

FatherChaos: Think they'll still renew her license?


yes
 
2013-04-23 05:27:32 PM
I didn't know that Target had farmer's markets.
 
2013-04-23 06:01:27 PM

born_yesterday: Meh.  Driving is a right.  Can't infringe on her rights when there are fees and taxes to be charged.


Yes, that's it. We keep dangerous drivers on the road because the few bucks in "fees and taxes" somehow make up for the much higher expenses in the insurance claims, repairs, emergency responders, etc.  It has nothing to do with the elderly being a disproportionately large percentage of voters, campaign donors, and local and state legislators.

I'm saying it now... Road-test me every year after 65, and yank my farking license if I become a danger to others.
 
2013-04-23 06:20:37 PM
'pete
 
2013-04-23 06:22:45 PM

clkeagle: born_yesterday: Meh.  Driving is a right.  Can't infringe on her rights when there are fees and taxes to be charged.

Yes, that's it. We keep dangerous drivers on the road because the few bucks in "fees and taxes" somehow make up for the much higher expenses in the insurance claims, repairs, emergency responders, etc.  It has nothing to do with the elderly being a disproportionately large percentage of voters, campaign donors, and local and state legislators.

I'm saying it now... Road-test me every year after 65, and yank my farking license if I become a danger to others.


I agree completely with your points.  Jesus, it's like a FARKer can't be sarcastic in here anymore!
 
2013-04-23 07:01:47 PM

zelet: Feel_the_velvet: "Lady, you can't get your license renewed here.  This is Target"

[i.qkme.me image 500x427]

Why does that old lady have snakes on her shirt?!


Why not?
 
2013-04-23 11:23:53 PM

born_yesterday: I agree completely with your points.  Jesus, it's like a FARKer can't be sarcastic in here anymore!


I know, right? :)
 
2013-04-24 02:42:49 PM
St. Paul, MN has a license bureau location inside of a Sears.
 
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