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2013-04-23 11:13:02 AM
They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals
 
2013-04-23 11:16:04 AM
Forget Karlsson's injury, that kind of butthurt could keep someone out of action for months longer.
 
2013-04-23 11:51:00 AM
Don Brennan does have no balls.  He trashes Cooke in the papers on Monday, won't talk to him before or after the game, then trashes him again this morning.  He's an asshat plain and simple.  Believe it or not, his photo for the newspaper is even more retarded then this one.

storage.canoe.ca
 
2013-04-23 11:52:36 AM

Flappyhead: Don Brennan does have no balls.  He trashes Cooke in the papers on Monday, won't talk to him before or after the game, then trashes him again this morning.  He's an asshat plain and simple.  Believe it or not, his photo for the newspaper is even more retarded then this one.

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That should be the new "Internet Tough Guy" image.
 
2013-04-23 11:55:37 AM

Flappyhead: Don Brennan does have no balls.  He trashes Cooke in the papers on Monday, won't talk to him before or after the game, then trashes him again this morning.  He's an asshat plain and simple.  Believe it or not, his photo for the newspaper is even more retarded then this one.

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Seriously. If you want to trash someone in a story, you get their side. Period. End of story.
 
2013-04-23 11:56:28 AM
Both of these subjects are clueless. But yeah...Brennan is a dumbass extraordinaire.
 
2013-04-23 11:58:48 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-23 12:07:10 PM
I dont want to white knight Brenna but I do wish someone would damage matt cooke like hes damaged others.

Don cherry was close..
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=751104
 
2013-04-23 12:12:18 PM
Terrible article, written by a terrible person, about a terrible person.
 
2013-04-23 12:20:30 PM

sedric: I dont want to white knight Brenna but I do wish someone would damage matt cooke like hes damaged others.

Don cherry was close..
http://hfboards.hockeysfuture.com/showthread.php?t=751104


Don Cherry wouldn't do shiat...
 
2013-04-23 12:31:04 PM

bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals


Is that the same 'Alexis' who has a league-leading 30 goals? And who's Capitals can clinch the division with a non-Shootout win over the 'Peg tonight?
 
2013-04-23 12:35:26 PM

Yanks_RSJ: Terrible article, written by a terrible person, about a terrible person.


Trying to read that gave me a headache.  Who said what, to whom, when?
 
2013-04-23 12:51:37 PM

LucklessWonder: bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals

Is that the same 'Alexis' who has a league-leading 30 goals? And who's Capitals can clinch the division with a non-Shootout win over the 'Peg tonight?


No, he means the Alexis who is going to win his third hart trophy this year.
 
2013-04-23 12:51:43 PM
After last night's game, I'm really hoping to see a Sens/Pens first round match up.
 
2013-04-23 12:52:17 PM
This man has no dick

www.iwatchstuff.com
 
2013-04-23 12:53:37 PM

FrancoFile: Yanks_RSJ: Terrible article, written by a terrible person, about a terrible person.

Trying to read that gave me a headache.  Who said what, to whom, when?


I made it about one two paragraphs before I stopped.  Wow, this guys really gets paid?  Seriously?  If you want to trash Matt Cooke, be my guest- but at least do it properly, instead of making a bunch of idiotic s**t up.

Guess he doesn't have the balls to do that, though.
 
2013-04-23 12:55:40 PM

LucklessWonder: bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals

Is that the same 'Alexis' who has a league-leading 30 goals? And who's Capitals can clinch the division with a non-Shootout win over the 'Peg tonight?


Yes, the same Crapitals
 
2013-04-23 01:02:58 PM

bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals


How's Cindy doing?  The Pen's glass superstar?  Incredible skill, shatters on impact.
 
2013-04-23 01:53:26 PM
Brennan is a douche, but as far as I know he's never ended anyone's career.
 
2013-04-23 01:56:27 PM

Galloping Galoshes: bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals

How's Cindy doing?  The Pen's glass superstar?  Incredible skill, shatters on impact.


As opposed to all those players out there who take slapshots to the face and keep going?
 
2013-04-23 02:19:48 PM

Flappyhead: Don Brennan does have no balls.  He trashes Cooke in the papers on Monday, won't talk to him before or after the game, then trashes him again this morning.  He's an asshat plain and simple.  Believe it or not, his photo for the newspaper is even more retarded then this one.

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THIS.    I'm a sens fan and have to admit Brennan is the biggest idiot and worst reporter in sports.    Ignore the Sun and get your sports coverage from blogs like silversevensens.
 
2013-04-23 02:23:44 PM

Galloping Galoshes: bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals

How's Cindy doing?  The Pen's glass superstar?  Incredible skill, shatters on impact.


On his way to his second Stanley cup.  Think Ovie will even make it past the first round this year?
 
2013-04-23 02:37:03 PM

flak attack: Galloping Galoshes: bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals

How's Cindy doing?  The Pen's glass superstar?  Incredible skill, shatters on impact.

On his way to his second Stanley cup.  Think Ovie will even make it past the first round this year?


Sid's playing for the Blackhawks now?
 
2013-04-23 02:53:10 PM
Has Eugene Melnyk found the second shooter yet?
 
2013-04-23 03:03:39 PM

flak attack: Galloping Galoshes: bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals

How's Cindy doing?  The Pen's glass superstar?  Incredible skill, shatters on impact.

On his way to his second Stanley cup.  Think Ovie will even make it past the first round this year?


Which team made it out of the first round last year?
 
2013-04-23 03:53:10 PM

Galloping Galoshes: bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals

How's Cindy doing?  The Pen's glass superstar?  Incredible skill, shatters on impact.


You take a slapper to the jaw and let's see how you fair.
 
2013-04-23 04:12:46 PM
Eh, whatever... Guy sounds like a jackass, but Cooke is a cheap shot artist and I won't shed a tear when some 4th line scrub does to him what he's been doing to other skaters for years.
 
2013-04-23 05:38:34 PM

NutznGum: Has Eugene Melnyk found the second shooter yet?


He's still looking.  BTW has nayone submitted this weeks power rankings?  It's some damn funny stuff.
 
2013-04-23 06:10:56 PM

Flappyhead: NutznGum: Has Eugene Melnyk found the second shooter yet?

He's still looking.  BTW has nayone submitted this weeks power rankings?  It's some damn funny stuff.


Yesterday's thread about the Devils getting eliminated from playoff contention became the de facto power rankings thread.
 
2013-04-23 06:16:20 PM

desertgeek: Flappyhead: NutznGum: Has Eugene Melnyk found the second shooter yet?

He's still looking.  BTW has nayone submitted this weeks power rankings?  It's some damn funny stuff.

Yesterday's thread about the Devils getting eliminated from playoff contention became the de facto power rankings thread.


Ah, missed that one.
 
2013-04-23 07:03:35 PM

Dafatone: Galloping Galoshes: bluorangefyre: They must've thought Alexis Ovechkin played for the Pens.  Wrong team!

/can't wait until the Crapitals become division rivals

How's Cindy doing?  The Pen's glass superstar?  Incredible skill, shatters on impact.

As opposed to all those players out there who take slapshots to the face and keep going?


Hey guys, what's going on here?
nbcprohockeytalk.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-23 08:42:30 PM
Buff 1  Pens 1
 
2013-04-23 09:55:14 PM
I can see now why everyone resents fans of teams who do well.
 
2013-04-23 10:06:31 PM
I think the Blackhawks clinched presidents
 
2013-04-23 10:11:07 PM

mikaloyd: I think the Blackhawks clinched presidents


No, Chicago's 3 pts up but the Pens have 2 games left (4 pts possible).

Chicago @ Edmonton tomorrow night- a Chicago win will clinch it.

/Note: if CHI and PIT end up tied, PIT wins on the ROW tiebreaker
//That's why an OT loss is no good for CHI.
 
2013-04-23 10:28:46 PM
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2013-04-23 10:31:53 PM

LucklessWonder: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x400]


I wonder what price a Vegas sports book would've given on that happening after they started 2-8-1.

/Even doing the alternate standings spreadsheet, I was totally "How the f**k did they get up there?" when they got into 1st in the division
 
2013-04-23 11:31:47 PM

LucklessWonder:


In that division, that's the same as beating two trees.
 
2013-04-24 01:43:17 AM
OK, Wednesday's clinch/elimination scenarios:

Chicago locks up the President's Trophy with a win @EDM

Phoenix is officially eliminated with a regulation loss vs SJ
 
2013-04-24 08:56:57 AM

LucklessWonder: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x400]


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FTFY.
 
2013-04-24 10:01:38 AM

vento: LucklessWonder:

In that division, that's the same as beating two trees.


soopey: LucklessWonder: [sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net image 600x400]

[i34.tinypic.com image 600x400]

FTFY.


Yeah, it's a weak division. Still, I'm pretty farking sure the winner still makes the play-offs, so the Caps are guaranteed at least 4 post-season games.

/Based on form it'll be 7, with 4 losses
//Goddamit
 
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