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(The New York Times)   Boston Bombing suspect has been mirandized. (Link goes to bedside transcript)   (nytimes.com) divider line 9
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2013-04-23 09:23:42 AM  
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karnal: Mirandized?  Is that when they slowly and painfully peel the skin off your body to get a confession??


No, it's where you dose them with G-32 Paxilon Hydroclorate and hope to god they don't turn into a reaver
2013-04-23 10:19:59 AM  
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FTFT:
"THE COURT: Mr. Weinreb, what are the maximum penalties?"
"MR. WEINREB (representing the United States as prosecutor): Your Honor, the maximum penalty for each count is death, or imprisonment for any term of years, or life."
"THE COURT: Is there a fine?"
"MR. WEINREB: A fine of up to $250,000."

I don't know why I find amusing the fact that the punishment is death AND a fine, but I do. Maybe because I'm hearing this exchange in my head with Eddie Izzard's voice.

"THE COURT: Will he be allowed access to jam?"
"MR. WEINREB: No, Your Honor. No jams, jellies, preserves, or marmalades of any kind."
2013-04-23 09:30:47 AM  
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karnal: Mirandized?  Is that when they slowly and painfully peel the skin off your body to get a confession??


No, it's when they force you to wear fruit on your head.
2013-04-23 09:50:41 AM  
1 votes:
When asked whether he could afford an attorney, the suspect replied "No. I spent all my money on bomb-making materials".
2013-04-23 09:44:19 AM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius:

I'm sure you're familiar with the saying, "One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter."


That's a bullshiat statement, as there is an objective way to differentiate between a terrorist and other combatants.
2013-04-23 09:28:11 AM  
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userserve-ak.last.fm

"¡Bueno!"
2013-04-23 09:26:18 AM  
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www.sadanduseless.com
2013-04-23 09:19:43 AM  
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karnal: Mirandized?  Is that when they slowly and painfully peel the skin off your body to get a confession??


No, it's when they let you soak in barbecue sauce overnight.
2013-04-23 09:18:35 AM  
1 votes:
Now let's look at all the tremendous negative consequences this act has had:
 
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