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(Sun Sentinel)   Romantic date ends with dessert, carjacking   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 18
    More: Florida, Lake Worth, carjacking, Palm Beach County Jail, on-ramps, Honda Civic  
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2013-04-23 09:34:11 AM
Well at least the car got some?
 
2013-04-23 09:35:52 AM
"Well did he cum, or what?"

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2013-04-23 09:36:10 AM
Did he at least tip well after dinner?
 
2013-04-23 09:36:52 AM
He exchanged text messages with her, leaving a trail of evidence, even before he carjacked her in public allowing his date to follow him (and probably forgot to nab her cell phone).

I mean I know most criminals are dumb, but come on man.
 
2013-04-23 09:40:15 AM
I wonder when Obama will call a press conference to tell us he would have a son that looks like Donald Bernard McGee Jr.
 
2013-04-23 09:40:25 AM
I wouldn't mind a carjacking after dinner, as long as I'm not already on the road.
 
2013-04-23 09:41:20 AM
"McGee told police he took the Tri-Rail and a bus to meet the woman at the beach, but said it was the woman who carjacked him and that she was the one who pulled out the gun, according to the report."

So, she pulled a gun on him and made him steal her car? And made him take the gun, too, for good measure?

Oh, the duplicity of women.
 
2013-04-23 09:41:46 AM
Is that similar to road head?
 
2013-04-23 09:42:08 AM
FTA: "McGee told police he took the Tri-Rail and a bus to meet the woman at the beach, but said it was the woman who carjacked him..."

Yet, he is the one driving the vehicle. The stupid is strong with this one.
 
2013-04-23 09:42:15 AM
strange article, if you can call 2 lines of text an article. why say Lake Worth and Boynton? are they germane?

and it's pudding subby, unless the pudding is fruit-based, in which case dessert is acceptable.

rtfa solely to determine fruit status of pudding. il let you off with dessert this one time as the 'article' does not give details

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step one: be annoying
step 2: ?
step 3: profit
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2013-04-23 10:15:57 AM
Well?

Did he earn himself a second date or what?
 
2013-04-23 10:26:01 AM
It's a charming story that their grandchildren will love to hear told over and over by the fireplace.

To win a girl's heart, you gotta step it up boys.
 
2013-04-23 10:57:12 AM
She train-jacked him and left her own car unattended, so he drove off. I guess she chased him just so she could get her gun back from him.
 
2013-04-23 11:21:09 AM
The article on the right about the woman yanking her ex's penis was far more entertaining
 
2013-04-23 11:26:23 AM
Mmmmm... dessert...
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2013-04-23 01:04:24 PM
"McGee told police he took the Tri-Rail and a bus to meet the woman at the beach, but said it was the woman who carjacked him and that she was the one who pulled out the gun, according to the report."

So he took a train to meet her, then claims she tried to take his car?

In what world does his story make any sense?
 
2013-04-23 02:52:14 PM
Lifetime execs said to be falling over themselves to get the rights to this future masterpiece
 
2013-04-23 03:39:50 PM
Stories like this never have happy endings.
 
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