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2013-04-23 10:09:38 AM
Very well played, subby!
 
2013-04-23 10:22:33 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-23 11:00:29 AM
Kryptonian women are too sexy.

And they always do their Keg-els.
 
2013-04-23 11:02:01 AM
Did a mod approve his own submission?
 
2013-04-23 11:03:51 AM

UNC_Samurai:


Now that was well done.
 
2013-04-23 11:26:55 AM
Off to check the article, but I assume it has to do that other than Kal-e, sSupergirl, and power girl, every kryptonian is a complete and total dick? Even when they try to be helpful they are total assholes. Bizarro is kinder and more helpful than your average Kryptonian.
 
2013-04-23 11:32:22 AM
Instead it appears to be "El Muerte Triste de JavierVerilla."
 
2013-04-23 11:51:43 AM

UNC_Samurai: [i.imgur.com image 500x720]


Is that your work? If so, take credit. If not, cool points for posting it.

Also I wonder how well that WB show Smallville would have turned out with an Ozzie cast.
 
2013-04-23 11:52:31 AM

Crotchrocket Slim: UNC_Samurai: [i.imgur.com image 500x720]

Is that your work? If so, take credit. If not, cool points for posting it.

Also I wonder how well that WB show Smallville would have turned out with an Ozzie cast.


Though I suppose an Argentinian cast would be more article appropriate...
/my reading fail
 
2013-04-23 11:55:04 AM
Why do you think they call it Panspermia?
 
2013-04-23 11:55:09 AM
media.aintitcool.com

"Hey Subby....I'd like to see ya try."
 
2013-04-23 11:58:42 AM
Didnt Jor-El fry on Krypton right after he launched Superman to earth?
 
2013-04-23 12:40:16 PM
Hardly call it massive...... Not even mentioned on the JPL site or spaceweather.com  Meh factor of....... Meh
 
2013-04-23 12:49:14 PM
Saw Deep Impact the other night. Starting to get a wee bit nervous over all the meteor showers. Are we in the middle of a swarm?

What I want to know is this: is our government - ANY government - actually doing anything to prevent an ELE from happening? Yeah, yeah, I know: the chances of that happening are Soooooo Smalllllll. Well, yeah; but the COST if it were to happen is pretty farking big.

We really need to stop the farking wars, stop obsessing over AGW (or whatever the PC name is now), and start working on a multi-trillion dollar multinational project to save the farking planet. Probably never be used, but the spin offs would be tremendous.
 
2013-04-23 12:55:53 PM

mcgreggers99: [media.aintitcool.com image 459x241]

"Hey Subby....I'd like to see ya try."


Holy shiat, this movie is going to be outstanding.
 
2013-04-23 01:11:51 PM

un4gvn666: mcgreggers99: [media.aintitcool.com image 459x241]

"Hey Subby....I'd like to see ya try."

Holy shiat, this movie is going to be outstanding.


I'm....cautiously optimistic, since the unpleasant memories of Superman Returns still linger.
 
2013-04-23 01:18:39 PM

Apos: un4gvn666: mcgreggers99: [media.aintitcool.com image 459x241]

"Hey Subby....I'd like to see ya try."

Holy shiat, this movie is going to be outstanding.

I'm....cautiously optimistic, since the unpleasant memories of Superman Returns still linger.


Provided Nolan kept Snyders MTV tendencies in check I think we could be in for a good ride.
 
2013-04-23 01:20:38 PM

Flappyhead: Apos: un4gvn666: mcgreggers99: [media.aintitcool.com image 459x241]

"Hey Subby....I'd like to see ya try."

Holy shiat, this movie is going to be outstanding.

I'm....cautiously optimistic, since the unpleasant memories of Superman Returns still linger.

Provided Nolan kept Snyders MTV tendencies in check I think we could be in for a good ride.


Agreed.
 
2013-04-23 01:22:53 PM

UNC_Samurai: [i.imgur.com image 500x720]


moviecitynews.com

That...was awesome.
 
2013-04-23 01:28:23 PM

Crotchrocket Slim: Is that your work? If so, take credit. If not, cool points for posting it.


Sadly, no.  Blatantly stolen from r/doctorwho.
 
2013-04-23 01:57:19 PM
www.blooddirtandangels.com thanks thanks & God bless brilliant madman Mr. Winters.
 
2013-04-23 02:07:14 PM
I AM JOR-EL, MASTER OF SCHEDULING
 
2013-04-23 03:34:37 PM
"He'll be an outcast.  They'll kill him."

"How?"

I'm terribly excited for this movie, and I'm not even a fan of Superman.
 
2013-04-23 03:59:45 PM
I AM...

CPennypacker: I AM JOR-EL, MASTER OF SCHEDULING


Damn it!

/*tiny fist*
 
2013-04-23 04:57:34 PM
Well played, subby!    +1
 
2013-04-23 06:12:44 PM
theresnothinglft 2013-04-23 11:58:42 AM Didnt Jor-El fry on Krypton right after he launched Superman to earth?

Pretty sure he asploded, then fried. Then the chunks froze in the vacuum of space.
/and his little wifey too
 
2013-04-23 08:03:14 PM
Kudos Subby.
 
2013-04-23 09:11:53 PM

Just Another OC Homeless Guy: Saw Deep Impact the other night. Starting to get a wee bit nervous over all the meteor showers. Are we in the middle of a swarm?

What I want to know is this: is our government - ANY government - actually doing anything to prevent an ELE from happening? Yeah, yeah, I know: the chances of that happening are Soooooo Smalllllll. Well, yeah; but the COST if it were to happen is pretty farking big.

We really need to stop the farking wars, stop obsessing over AGW (or whatever the PC name is now), and start working on a multi-trillion dollar multinational project to save the farking planet. Probably never be used, but the spin offs would be tremendous.


Actually, an ELE event is a near-certainty. It's just the *when* that's a concern...
 
2013-04-23 09:47:28 PM
I was honestly expecting a story about Nic Cage having another kid.
 
2013-04-24 09:37:59 AM
another one of jor-el's lil basterds:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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