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(Ballarat Courier (Australia))   You are naked while driving your car through Australia. Do you (c) jump out and attack the police with a vacuum cleaner hose that you happened to have nearby.. [inc. video]   ( divider line
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4041 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Apr 2013 at 8:12 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-23 08:13:53 AM  
That really sucks.
2013-04-23 08:14:41 AM  
If you don't, who will? We cannot allow a vacuum gap.
2013-04-23 08:18:49 AM  
*mouth moves*

...'You are no match for my Wet Vac school of kung-fu!'...

^mouth stops*
2013-04-23 08:25:13 AM
I am the Nightrider! I am the chosen one. The mighty hand of vengeance, sent down to strike the unroadworthy! I'm hotter than a rollin' dice. Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down the rubber road, ride to freedom!
2013-04-23 08:29:22 AM  
Travelling in a fried-out Kombi
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
2013-04-23 08:49:11 AM  
Must have been an assault vacuum cleaner.
2013-04-23 08:52:08 AM  
That would be unusual for me, subby.

Attacking a police officer, I mean.
2013-04-23 08:54:59 AM  
Most of us don't have the electoluxury of such behavior.  It might behoover us to redefine the laws of civility, oreck ourselves in the process.
2013-04-23 08:57:59 AM  
FTFA:  Mr Irwin said Scott had significant mental health issues and at the time of the offence "had been on the cusp of a manic episode".

I don't think that expression, "on the cusp", means what you think it means.
2013-04-23 08:58:41 AM  
He said Scott led police for so long because he wanted to get to the McDonald's which would have cameras to capture the moment.

Sounds totally McCrazy to me.
2013-04-23 08:59:23 AM  
Buskers in Australia earn enough money to drive BMWS.
2013-04-23 09:23:29 AM  
what a lawn boy...
2013-04-23 09:31:53 AM  
Welcome to Woop Woop, sucker.
2013-04-23 12:04:54 PM

Doesn't approve
2013-04-23 12:14:33 PM  

cranked: Welcome to Woop de doo Woop, sucker.

2013-04-23 12:53:07 PM  
As a naked person I appreciate the use of a random object to attack police.
2013-04-23 01:18:07 PM  
Thats how I roll.
2013-04-23 04:12:28 PM  
You know those stories of how little Theodore Roosevelt was such an asthmatic weakling that his parents had to bustle him into a horse carriage, drive it down the streets of New York at full speed, and hold his head out the window so that he could breathe?  Well, some peoples' penises are like that.

Oh, and:

"continued to lead them through Learmonth and then Ballarat, before finally pulling over in the car park of the Sebastopol McDonald's restaurant."

Can we get some Golden Arches photoshopped here?
2013-04-23 08:14:06 PM  
"My client has a deep mistrust of police officers," Mr Irwin said.

and dirt
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