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(Short List)   Burglar calls police mid-burglary when he thinks he hears another burglar burgling the same house. Burgle   (shortlist.com) divider line 12
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2013-04-23 08:58:01 AM
Hey, better safe than sorry, right?
 
2013-04-23 08:58:15 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-23 09:00:01 AM
The correct term isn't burgle, it's burlarization.  Also, it's not burglar, it's burgalator.

So you would say, "the burgalator's burglarization resulted in the property being burgalized."
 
2013-04-23 09:00:04 AM
"I called DIBS, ya friggin' thief!"
 
2013-04-23 09:15:38 AM

Rapmaster2000: The correct term isn't burgle, it's burlarization.  Also, it's not burglar, it's burgalator.

So you would say, "the burgalator's burglarization resulted in the property being burgalized."


And here i thought the burgalator was a dance move
 
2013-04-23 09:55:11 AM
WHEN THE ENTERPRISING BURGLARS NOT A'BURGLING (not a'burgling)
WHEN THE CUT THROAT ISN'T OCCUPIED IN CRIME (-pied in crime)
HE LOVES TO HEAR THE LITTLE BROOK A'GURGLING (brook a'gurgling)
AND LISTEN TO THE MERRY VILLAGE CHIME (village chime)
 
2013-04-23 10:07:25 AM
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-04-23 10:13:17 AM
/burgle
 
2013-04-23 10:17:28 AM
 
2013-04-23 10:27:31 AM
Hey, in todays PC world they are called "Expert treasure hunters"
 
2013-04-23 11:51:23 AM
Well, I never.

i102.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-24 09:41:56 AM
Can you imagine how awkward that'd be?
"Uhm...are you taking that?"
"No. No. Go ahead."
"Because if you were it's fine.."
"No. No. I insist. Don't worry"
"So, you're fine with me taking the master bedroom"
*sucks air thru teeth* "Yeah, about that..."

/sounds like something out of Family guy
 
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