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2013-04-23 04:09:29 AM  
She was spot on - not sure there is a problem.  Reporters love stating the bleedin' obvious.
 
2013-04-23 05:38:21 AM  
They're not reporters; they're meat muppets.
 
2013-04-23 08:34:40 AM  
Well, she didn't curse.  that's a plus...
 
2013-04-23 08:38:48 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: They're not reporters; they're meat muppets.



Some things will never change.
 
2013-04-23 08:47:29 AM  
Hey, look, someone else watched The Daily Show last night.
 
2013-04-23 10:32:03 AM  
I saw that when it was live and was "is she really that stupid?" Ironically, dumb lady, a bomb DID go off...
 
2013-04-23 10:37:10 AM  
Corporate News Network: We tell you what we want you to know. We are the Owners.
 
2013-04-23 10:44:51 AM  
maalinle.com

what the heck did you think it meant?
 
2013-04-23 12:33:49 PM  
Would not hit it.
 
2013-04-23 01:01:17 PM  
This is what happens when you are so used to using exaggerated similes that when that thing actually occurs, you have nowhere to go.
 
2013-04-23 01:02:50 PM  
this is as bad as when it says newscaster banter on closed captioning and they don't have anything smart to say. please newsrooms and editors give the talking heads something to say!
 
2013-04-23 01:11:13 PM  
Yes. Absolutely like that.
 
2013-04-23 01:23:00 PM  
Oh come on it's not like she said..... Ok.. She did say that...
 
2013-04-23 01:43:12 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: They're not reporters; they're meat muppets.


True.  Actual reporters don't just make stuff up and report it as news.
 
2013-04-23 02:51:45 PM  
Could have been worse:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-23 03:25:45 PM  
I sometimes watch the news not for the content, but for the severe reverence and solemn gravitas these meatbags emote like the soulless shells of failed actors and actresses they are.

People like Katie Couric and the countless local I ARE SERIOUS parrots make me laugh with their inflated senses of importance.

They all remind me of Juan Honez from that old show "Fridays".

/John Jones
 
2013-04-23 03:47:33 PM  

Quaker: Could have been worse:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x376]


Yes!  One of the funniest SNL skits, ever.
 
2013-04-23 03:58:05 PM  

Quaker: Could have been worse:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x376]


ummm. wow?
 
2013-04-23 04:20:09 PM  

Quaker: Could have been worse:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x376]


One of my favorite SNL skits of all time. OF ALL TIME!
 
2013-04-23 04:58:08 PM  

kkopacki: Quaker: Could have been worse:

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x376]

ummm. wow?


Look up "wake up and smile" from SNL.  Its absolutely golden.
 
2013-04-23 06:44:41 PM  
In other news, having to come up with something to say RIGHT NOW before an audience of millions can be tricky.

Oh sorry, this is Fark. I meant I'M SO OUTRAGED AT THE MEDIA
 
2013-04-23 08:41:10 PM  
Even though she's not reading from a script, this isn't really ad-libbed. She surely had several minutes (maybe even a half-hour?) to collect her thoughts and think about what she was going to say.

Pathetic.
 
2013-04-23 10:13:30 PM  
CNN -- The (so called) News channel that keeps giving.
 
2013-04-24 01:12:24 AM  
I think she described the situation to a T. There was a bomb that exploded, and the streets are deserted like a bomb exploded.
 
2013-04-24 08:34:59 AM  
I thought lack of script sounded more like this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgELlF6_e8w
 
2013-04-24 09:02:52 AM  

SmackLT: I thought lack of script sounded more like this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgELlF6_e8w


I donnut gebba a whamadubua?
 
2013-04-24 09:03:50 AM  

SmackLT: I thought lack of script sounded more like this:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgELlF6_e8w


upload.wikimedia.org

I donnut gebba a whamadubua?

/Now without picture fail
 
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