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2013-04-23 04:24:04 AM  
Yay, you just don't get enough animal racism jokes these days
 
2013-04-23 07:54:05 AM  
Hmm.

/voted
 
2013-04-23 08:08:32 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

GIS for 'racist bears.'
 
2013-04-23 08:30:00 AM  
Polar bears walk like *this*, black bears walk like *this*.
 
2013-04-23 09:23:22 AM  
Which bear is best, black bear or grizzly bear?

Well, that depends there are really two schools of thought...

Bzzzzzzzzt.. wrong! Black bears are best
 
2013-04-23 09:32:30 AM  
Once they go black, they'll never go back!
 
2013-04-23 09:47:55 AM  
Residents advised to carry pepper spray and attach bells to clothing

/oblig
 
2013-04-23 09:48:20 AM  
I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.
 
2013-04-23 09:58:33 AM  

FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.


I be you are fun at parties.
 
2013-04-23 09:59:08 AM  

brandent: FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.

I be you are fun at parties.


bet
 
2013-04-23 10:02:02 AM  

brandent: brandent: FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.

I be you are fun at parties.

bet


probably works for the national association for the advancement of colored bears
 
2013-04-23 10:10:28 AM  
www.zaldor.com

FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.


I hate to ruin it for you, but White people are not white. Their skin is actually just pale and it's an optical illusion that makes them look like they are white.
 
2013-04-23 10:13:38 AM  
/slow clap subby
 
2013-04-23 10:23:27 AM  
FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.

QFT. That's what makes polar bears so dangerous. If they're not anywhere near snow they're invisible.
 
2013-04-23 10:25:41 AM  

Nurglitch: [www.zaldor.com image 304x351]

FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.

I hate to ruin it for you, but White people are not white. Their skin is actually just pale and it's an optical illusion that makes them look like they are white.


We're more like off-white, or pink.
 
2013-04-23 10:27:37 AM  

brandent: brandent: FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.

I bet you are fun at parties.


People have to have friends in order to get invited to parties.

Plus- Greenland is actually icy and Iceland is actually green!
 
2013-04-23 10:33:52 AM  

FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.


Clear Bears!
 
2013-04-23 10:38:58 AM  

FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.


As I understand it, the skin color of Polar bears is actually black for better heat absorption and retention, and their fur has the same reflective index as snow; which also provides effective insulation in arctic climes.

It used to be thought that the fur also helped with transfer of light to the skin; which would have made them more Green than white (thanks Obama!), but that is no longer thought to be the case.
 
2013-04-23 10:41:59 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Which bear is best, black bear or grizzly bear?

Well, that depends there are really two schools of thought...

Bzzzzzzzzt.. wrong! Black bears are best


If you're being chased by a bear, how do you tell if it's a black bear or a grizzly bear? You climb a tree. If it climbs up after you, it's a black bear. If it knocks the tree over, it's a grizzly.
 
2013-04-23 11:12:25 AM  

On the Side: FullMetalPanda: I hate to ruin it for you but Polar bears are not white.  Their fur is actually clear and it's an optical illusion that makes it look like they are white.

Clear Bears!


Crystal Pepsi Bears!
 
2013-04-23 11:39:02 AM  

t3knomanser: If you're being chased by a bear, how do you tell if it's a black bear or a grizzly bear? You climb a tree. If it climbs up after you, it's a black bear. If it knocks the tree over, it's a grizzly.


That's one method. There is another:
farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-23 12:41:18 PM  

SoupJohnB: Residents advised to carry pepper spray and attach bells to clothing


When I got the bear safety speech up at Denali in '11 they told us that in their experience bear spray attracts about 1/3rd of Brown Bears
 
2013-04-23 01:29:52 PM  
i37.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-23 01:33:43 PM  

clovis69: SoupJohnB: Residents advised to carry pepper spray and attach bells to clothing

When I got the bear safety speech up at Denali in '11 they told us that in their experience bear spray attracts about 1/3rd of Brown Bears


It's a courtesy...  in the woods it's hard to find condiments, so hikers are advised to bring their own pepper so the bears can have seasoned meat.
 
2013-04-23 01:56:22 PM  

RightWingWacko: clovis69: SoupJohnB: Residents advised to carry pepper spray and attach bells to clothing

When I got the bear safety speech up at Denali in '11 they told us that in their experience bear spray attracts about 1/3rd of Brown Bears

It's a courtesy...  in the woods it's hard to find condiments, so hikers are advised to bring their own pepper so the bears can have seasoned meat.


The other day in the barber shop, I saw an ad for "gourmet blends" in the back of a "Field & Stream" magazine.

/farkin' foodies
 
2013-04-23 03:01:06 PM  

Nurglitch: I hate to ruin it for you, but White people are not white. Their skin is actually just pale and it's an optical illusion that makes them look like they are white.


Obviously you haven't watched any Stoya porn.  Girl is white as copier paper.
 
2013-04-23 06:27:00 PM  
Just wait a while, gentrification will happen, you just gotta get in on the first run.
 
2013-04-23 07:14:02 PM  
They finally got a piece of the pie-ie-ie-i-i-i-i.
 
2013-04-23 07:30:10 PM  
Better get on top of this black bear problem now, it can get out of hand quickly.
 
2013-04-23 10:26:49 PM  
www.zombiesquirrel.com
 
2013-04-24 09:21:38 AM  
The species don't overlap much, and given the size difference I suspect that any black bear that actually saw a white bear would shortly thereafter be inside it. And not in the good way.
 
2013-04-24 11:59:31 AM  

Strega: The species don't overlap much, and given the size difference I suspect that any black bear that actually saw a white bear would shortly thereafter be inside it. And not in the good way.


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Or possibly in the good way. Some black bears are white thanks to a recessive gene.
 
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