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(Opposing Views)   Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback writes 'Jesus + Mary' on anti-abortion bill, which forces doctors to tell patients about unproven link between cancer and abortion   (opposingviews.com) divider line 200
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2013-04-22 08:24:43 PM  
Did anyone tell him that the father's name was Joseph, not Jesus?

wait. nevermind. Kansas.
 
2013-04-22 08:32:06 PM  
It wasn't on the bill itself, it was on his talking-points note. I'm guessing he had the brilliant idea of saying something like "What if Mary had aborted Jesus?"

/BlogsForBrownback was one of the best trolls of all time! OF ALL TIME!
 
2013-04-22 08:36:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 08:39:08 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: [i.imgur.com image 604x404]


Oh, Jesus and Mary...
 
2013-04-22 08:41:24 PM  

MisterTweak: Did anyone tell him that the father's name was Joseph, not Jesus?

wait. nevermind. Kansas.


Dollars to doughnuts if his wife said god got her pregnant he'd blow his top.
 
2013-04-22 08:41:42 PM  
FTFA: "All human life is sacred. It's beautiful," Brownback said.  Yet he also supports the death penalty for "bin Laden level criminals"

Which is it, Sam?
 
2013-04-22 08:44:10 PM  

MisterTweak: Did anyone tell him that the father's name was Joseph, not Jesus?

wait. nevermind. Kansas.


farm5.staticflickr.com
/oblig
 
2013-04-22 08:44:22 PM  

astro716: Doktor_Zhivago: [i.imgur.com image 604x404]

Oh, Jesus and Mary...


No there was just so much stupid my brain shut down for a moment...
 
2013-04-22 08:44:23 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-04-22 08:49:02 PM  
No, Jesus and Mary is actually pretty accurate.

Being Mary was actually Jesus' wife.
 
2013-04-22 08:53:03 PM  
Ohh this one's a real piece of work.
Let's have a visit with Sam and his policies & beliefs, shall we?

Opposes abortion even for women pregnant by rapists. (May 2007)
Declare preborn as persons under 14th amendment. (Feb 2009)


Ban gay marriage--it's a vast social experiment. (Sep 2007)
Supports marriage as the union of a man and a woman. (Feb 2007)
Robustly religious public square better than naked square. (Jan 2006)
Does not believe in evolution. (May 2007)


Voted YES on allowing some lobbyist gifts to Congress. (Mar 2006)
Voted NO on establishing the Senate Office of Public Integrity. (Mar 2006)
Voted NO on banning "soft money" contributions and restricting issue ads. (Mar 2002)
Voted NO on banning campaign donations from unions & corporations. (Apr 2001)
Voted NO on funding for National Endowment for the Arts. (Aug 1999)
Voted YES on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)
Voted NO on background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)

Voted YES on loosening license & background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)

Voted YES on killing an increase in the minimum wage. (Nov 1999)

Internet porn destroys the minds and souls of many. (Jul 2007)
 
2013-04-22 08:57:48 PM  
Its all pretty harmless symbolic red meat for the rubes, but I would personally love to see a federal court curbstomp the shiat out of Kansas for passing a law that requires doctors to lie to their patients.

Talk about your first amendment violations. Of course its completely unenforceable, but I hope to god some doctors band together and make Kansas pay through the nose for that inanity.
 
2013-04-22 08:58:58 PM  

Bob Falfa: Ohh this one's a real piece of work.
Let's have a visit with Sam and his policies & beliefs, shall we?

Opposes abortion even for women pregnant by rapists. (May 2007)
Declare preborn as persons under 14th amendment. (Feb 2009)


Ban gay marriage--it's a vast social experiment. (Sep 2007)
Supports marriage as the union of a man and a woman. (Feb 2007)
Robustly religious public square better than naked square. (Jan 2006)
Does not believe in evolution. (May 2007)


Voted YES on allowing some lobbyist gifts to Congress. (Mar 2006)
Voted NO on establishing the Senate Office of Public Integrity. (Mar 2006)
Voted NO on banning "soft money" contributions and restricting issue ads. (Mar 2002)
Voted NO on banning campaign donations from unions & corporations. (Apr 2001)
Voted NO on funding for National Endowment for the Arts. (Aug 1999)
Voted YES on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)
Voted NO on background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)

Voted YES on loosening license & background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)

Voted YES on killing an increase in the minimum wage. (Nov 1999)

Internet porn destroys the minds and souls of many. (Jul 2007)


Elected Governor of Kansas with 63.3% of the vote (Nov 2010)

/I'd say he's exactly what Kansas wants
//and they can have him
 
2013-04-22 09:01:00 PM  
JESUS + Mary sittin' in the tree

K-I-S-S-I-N-G...
 
2013-04-22 09:01:09 PM  

Bob Falfa: Internet porn destroys the minds and souls of many. (Jul 2007)


In all fairness, I've seen some internet port that probably does destroy the mind and soul.
 
2013-04-22 09:01:17 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: /I'd say he's exactly what Kansas wants
//and they can have him


He's not the Governer Kansas needs right now
But he is the Governer Kansas deserves
 
2013-04-22 09:01:50 PM  
It has long been known that women who conceive between late September and mid-October are more likely to have a Cancer.


/Fark responsibly, friends
 
2013-04-22 09:03:02 PM  

Silly Jesus: It should also force patients to be told about the link between abortion and a Dr. cutting an infants neck with scissors.


1.bp.blogspot.com
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! MAGIC IS REAL!!!!


/couldn't find the original
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-22 09:04:14 PM  

Doktor_Zhivago: [i.imgur.com image 604x404]


That looks like something that could ensnare me with it's tongue and devour me whole.
 
2013-04-22 09:06:36 PM  

Silly Jesus: No, I'm talking about the one who killed many, many live born infants by snipping the back of their necks with scissors.


Well, yeah, that guy was a criminal, and I believe he was charged as such.

What exactly does that have to do with anything?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-22 09:07:10 PM  

Silly Jesus: gilgigamesh: Silly Jesus: It should also force patients to be told about the link between abortion and a Dr. cutting an infants neck with scissors.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x280]
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

/couldn't find the original

No, I'm talking about the one who killed many, many live born infants by snipping the back of their necks with scissors.


I don't remember us dropping scissor bombs on Iraq.  You are a bush hater aren't you?
 
2013-04-22 09:09:39 PM  

Silly Jesus: gilgigamesh: Silly Jesus: It should also force patients to be told about the link between abortion and a Dr. cutting an infants neck with scissors.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x280]
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

/couldn't find the original

No, I'm talking about the one who killed many, many live born infants by snipping the back of their necks with scissors.


He's been convicted? Or are you just trolling again.
 
2013-04-22 09:12:30 PM  

2wolves: Silly Jesus: gilgigamesh: Silly Jesus: It should also force patients to be told about the link between abortion and a Dr. cutting an infants neck with scissors.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x280]
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

/couldn't find the original

No, I'm talking about the one who killed many, many live born infants by snipping the back of their necks with scissors.

He's been convicted? Or are you just trolling again.


In America, you're considered innocent until needed to troll
 
2013-04-22 09:19:33 PM  

MisterTweak: Did anyone tell him that the father's name was Joseph, not Jesus?

wait. nevermind. Kansas.


Done in one
 
2013-04-22 09:20:03 PM  

Silly Jesus: 2wolves: Silly Jesus: gilgigamesh: Silly Jesus: It should also force patients to be told about the link between abortion and a Dr. cutting an infants neck with scissors.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x280]
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

/couldn't find the original

No, I'm talking about the one who killed many, many live born infants by snipping the back of their necks with scissors.

He's been convicted? Or are you just trolling again.

You're right.  I'm sure it was all just a big misunderstanding.


Rule of Law. Not rule of fundy insanity.

See the difference?
 
2013-04-22 09:27:08 PM  
So Jesus and an Oedipus Complex?
 
2013-04-22 09:32:44 PM  

Nadie_AZ: So Jesus and an Oedipus Complex?


*snert*
 
2013-04-22 09:33:58 PM  

gilgigamesh: Silly Jesus: No, I'm talking about the one who killed many, many live born infants by snipping the back of their necks with scissors.

Well, yeah, that guy was a criminal, and I believe he was charged as such.

What exactly does that have to do with anything?


Well, it is germane in that those are exactly the types of abortions people will have once these freaky Jesus people get their way. They seem to want the neck-snapping and coathanger stuff.
 
2013-04-22 09:35:01 PM  

Nadie_AZ: So Jesus and an Oedipus Complex?


oh... No, oh no there is just nothing right about that statement at all. :p
 
2013-04-22 09:36:16 PM  

SilentStrider: Nadie_AZ: So Jesus and an Oedipus Complex?

oh... No, oh no there is just nothing right about that statement at all. :p


Well, if Jesus is god and god knocked up Mary, then Jesus is his own dad.
 
2013-04-22 09:37:28 PM  

dr_blasto: SilentStrider: Nadie_AZ: So Jesus and an Oedipus Complex?

oh... No, oh no there is just nothing right about that statement at all. :p

Well, if Jesus is god and god knocked up Mary, then Jesus is his own dad.


Oh, FFS

/not another time-traveler paradox
 
2013-04-22 09:54:49 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: dr_blasto: SilentStrider: Nadie_AZ: So Jesus and an Oedipus Complex?

oh... No, oh no there is just nothing right about that statement at all. :p

Well, if Jesus is god and god knocked up Mary, then Jesus is his own dad.

Oh, FFS

/not another time-traveler paradox


Sexy time traveler. Its time travel porn.
 
2013-04-22 10:01:23 PM  
Why do you guys waste your time replying to Silly Moran?
 
2013-04-22 10:32:45 PM  
Sam Brownback was a douchebag in Congress, nice to see he hasn't changed.
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-04-22 10:53:39 PM  
Only a truly reprehensible state like Kansas could give us both Brownback and the Westboro Baptist loons.
 
2013-04-22 11:13:08 PM  
63.3% of the vote
63.3% of the vote
63.3% of the vote

/I'm sorry... I just cannot wrap my brain around that
//THAT is a f*cking mandate
 
2013-04-23 12:12:00 AM  
"All human life is sacred. It's beautiful," Brownback said.

"Fox News: 200,000 Iraqi civilian children were killed this week."

"That sounds about right."
 
2013-04-23 12:12:20 AM  

gilgigamesh: Silly Jesus: It should also force patients to be told about the link between abortion and a Dr. cutting an infants neck with scissors.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x280]
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

/couldn't find the original


That reminds me of some story about some anti-abortion protestors using a picture of an embryo to demonstrate the sanctity of human life, without realizing it was actually a picture of an elephant embryo. Pretty much most mammals look the same at that stage.
 
2013-04-23 12:14:41 AM  
WTF, Kansas...seriously, WTF?
 
2013-04-23 12:14:49 AM  

Solid State Vittles: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 464x346]


You have a good Head On your shoulders.
 
2013-04-23 12:18:28 AM  
Think its about time for a kansas tag
 
2013-04-23 12:20:20 AM  
Was Jesus even the result of fertilization? Presumably god magic just put a live baby in there, so under Kansas law, the sweet baby Jesus is the only unborn child who can be legally aborted.
 
2013-04-23 12:20:51 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: dr_blasto: SilentStrider: Nadie_AZ: So Jesus and an Oedipus Complex?

oh... No, oh no there is just nothing right about that statement at all. :p

Well, if Jesus is god and god knocked up Mary, then Jesus is his own dad.

Oh, FFS

/not another time-traveler paradox


So Jesus did the nasty in the past-y?
 
2013-04-23 12:27:38 AM  
The conservative model gets a petri dish. Good luck, Kansas!
 
2013-04-23 12:30:10 AM  
So this God guy goes and rapes this woman named Mary. So like Joseph is all lets get you an abortion honey as we can't afford a baby right now, as we are poor.
So then she says no, cause abortions back then involved a big rock on her relaxed tummy. So they make up this scheme to milk all the retards of their money to support their welfare lifestyle.


/The republican platform.
//Rape good. Welfare good. Abortion bad unless its one of your many Mistress. But closet Gay is good since no need for abortions.
 
2013-04-23 12:31:18 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bob Falfa: Ohh this one's a real piece of work.
Let's have a visit with Sam and his policies & beliefs, shall we?

Opposes abortion even for women pregnant by rapists. (May 2007)
Declare preborn as persons under 14th amendment. (Feb 2009)


Ban gay marriage--it's a vast social experiment. (Sep 2007)
Supports marriage as the union of a man and a woman. (Feb 2007)
Robustly religious public square better than naked square. (Jan 2006)
Does not believe in evolution. (May 2007)


Voted YES on allowing some lobbyist gifts to Congress. (Mar 2006)
Voted NO on establishing the Senate Office of Public Integrity. (Mar 2006)
Voted NO on banning "soft money" contributions and restricting issue ads. (Mar 2002)
Voted NO on banning campaign donations from unions & corporations. (Apr 2001)
Voted NO on funding for National Endowment for the Arts. (Aug 1999)
Voted YES on prohibiting lawsuits against gun manufacturers. (Jul 2005)
Voted NO on background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)

Voted YES on loosening license & background checks at gun shows. (May 1999)

Voted YES on killing an increase in the minimum wage. (Nov 1999)

Internet porn destroys the minds and souls of many. (Jul 2007)

Elected Governor of Kansas with 63.3% of the vote (Nov 2010)

/I'd say he's exactly what Kansas wants
//and they can have him


Question:  Why in the name of Cthulhu did Dorothy want to go back to Kansas?
 
2013-04-23 12:31:58 AM  

vpb: Silly Jesus: gilgigamesh: Silly Jesus: It should also force patients to be told about the link between abortion and a Dr. cutting an infants neck with scissors.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 320x280]
PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!! MAGIC IS REAL!!!!

/couldn't find the original

No, I'm talking about the one who killed many, many live born infants by snipping the back of their necks with scissors.

I don't remember us dropping scissor bombs on Iraq.  You are a bush hater aren't you?


Most bush haters wax.
 
2013-04-23 12:32:06 AM  
Who gives a f*ck about Kansas? And why would you want to live in a state full of people who would support this shiat? There are a number of perfectly sane blue states that you can very easily move to.
 
2013-04-23 12:33:07 AM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Think its about time for a kansas tag


Most American states need a tag, because most American states are remarkably stupid.
 
2013-04-23 12:33:32 AM  

dr_blasto: SilentStrider: Nadie_AZ: So Jesus and an Oedipus Complex?

oh... No, oh no there is just nothing right about that statement at all. :p

Well, if Jesus is god and god knocked up Mary, then Jesus is his own dad.


It means that Jesus is Philip J. Fry.
 
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