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(WJHG Panama City Beach)   The family kept hitting the lane reset button until they looked and saw an arm hanging out of the pin machine   (wjhg.com) divider line 84
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2013-04-22 07:53:35 PM  
Sounds like somebody messed with the Jesus
 
2013-04-22 08:00:28 PM  
The only thing that's missing from this article is the sentence "Investigators suspect that alcohol or drugs were involved".

Seriously.  The guy was drunk and looked for a place to catch a little shut-eye but chose poorly.
 
2013-04-22 08:20:55 PM  
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
 
2013-04-22 08:23:45 PM  
News Channel 7 has learned a family was bowling on lane 7 Sunday afternoon

Whoa trippy
 
2013-04-22 08:25:55 PM  

MisterTweak: STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF


This made me laugh way too hard.  I am definitely going to hell.
 
2013-04-22 08:26:24 PM  
Euuuuuwwwww....
 
2013-04-22 08:27:23 PM  
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-04-22 08:39:16 PM  
The family was moved to lane 8 when lane 7 malfunctioned, and then moved back.

They take their bowling very seriously.
 
2013-04-22 08:46:14 PM  
Things can get ugly when bowling machines strike.

Dude was looking at a 7-10 split, but fortunately he was spared.

Either way, his job is in the gutter.
 
2013-04-22 08:46:44 PM  
Well, now they have a spare.
 
2013-04-22 08:48:26 PM  
This is an opeing of CSI.

looks like someone didn't get....spared.


YEEEAAAHHHH....
 
2013-04-22 08:48:27 PM  
It was a league game.
 
2013-04-22 08:52:34 PM  
i277.photobucket.com
No one f*cks with the Jesus...
 
2013-04-22 08:54:00 PM  
Bah!  Late with the bowling pun.  That's what I get for being *SQUIRREL*
 
2013-04-22 09:05:44 PM  
eci-tx.net
 
2013-04-22 09:19:34 PM  
Spare me the details.

Was it a split?

What a turkey.

The machines strike again!
 
2013-04-22 10:08:43 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: [si0.twimg.com image 500x498]


Thank you for that, but I'm a little upset it took 7 posts to get it.
 
2013-04-22 10:33:00 PM  
Did they get their balls back?
 
2013-04-22 11:02:22 PM  
i196.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 11:20:07 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: [i196.photobucket.com image 850x567]


Hmmm... that could be a tough pick-up

/big split
 
2013-04-22 11:58:53 PM  
This is the comedy of errors that can only happen in Florida.  The guy forgot to shut off the pin machine he was working on.  The attendants forgot that lane was down for repairs and put a family there.  The family kept pushing the button when they didn't get what they wanted fast enough.  The attendants would have probably saved the guy if the family didn't keep pushing the button each time they got him a bit free.  No one ran back to tell whoever was on the lane to cut that shiat out.  If the man had survived with a major injury, he would have been fired for that time last Tuesday when he was 5 minutes late again.
 
2013-04-23 12:20:38 AM  
All he wanted was a good sarsaparilla
 
2013-04-23 12:23:07 AM  

Makh: This is the comedy of errors that can only happen in Florida.  The guy forgot to shut off the pin machine he was working on.  The attendants forgot that lane was down for repairs and put a family there.  The family kept pushing the button when they didn't get what they wanted fast enough.  The attendants would have probably saved the guy if the family didn't keep pushing the button each time they got him a bit free.  No one ran back to tell whoever was on the lane to cut that shiat out.  If the man had survived with a major injury, he would have been fired for that time last Tuesday when he was 5 minutes late again.


I really didn't get how it happened, but holy shiat it's like something you would see in a dark comedy. "Yea, that's Billy. He lost his arm to a bowling pin machine." Then it flashes back to him losing it exactly like this. Poor guy, but damn that's crazy.
 
2013-04-23 12:44:44 AM  
The owner of Rockit Lanes, who declined to talk to News Channel 7, told police he did not know why Martens would not have turned off the machine before working on it. He says that's one of the most important things mechanics learn.

In hindsight, one might say it's the most important thing most mechanics learn.
 
2013-04-23 01:56:27 AM  
pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com

Stop pushing the damned button, Wanda!
 
2013-04-23 03:11:04 AM  
It's a good thing he had a spare
 
2013-04-23 03:16:16 AM  

Makh: This is the comedy of errors that can only happen in Florida.  The guy forgot to shut off the pin machine he was working on.  The attendants forgot that lane was down for repairs and put a family there.  The family kept pushing the button when they didn't get what they wanted fast enough.  The attendants would have probably saved the guy if the family didn't keep pushing the button each time they got him a bit free.  No one ran back to tell whoever was on the lane to cut that shiat out.  If the man had survived with a major injury, he would have been fired for that time last Tuesday when he was 5 minutes late again.


He's still alive, according to the article.
 
2013-04-23 03:17:02 AM  

MisterTweak: STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF


Legit laughed out loud. x.x
 
2013-04-23 03:17:50 AM  
"Huh, the boss said lane 7 is broken, but I can see what the real problem is. It's not even turned on!"

*click*

"There, all fixed now. Man, they should just let me run this bowling alley, I wouldn't waste money on some knuckle-dragging mechanic to fix a simple problem like that. Huh, that's weird, it almost sounds like someone screaming through the ball return. Probably just needs some grease."
 
2013-04-23 03:17:52 AM  
Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.
 
2013-04-23 03:23:40 AM  

MisterTweak: STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF
STOP DISMEMBERING YOURSELF


rlv.zcache.com
 
2013-04-23 03:23:59 AM  
Let's Bowling!
 
2013-04-23 03:24:48 AM  
i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-04-23 03:31:40 AM  
If it was a Brunswick pin deck it's quite possible he was trying to clear a pin that had fallen onto the top of the deck. You can be crushed if you get down on the lane but the people on the lane would almost certainly see you since it would crush you to the floor. On the other hand, If you stick your arm or upper body through the machine while trying to remove a pin on top of the deck it will get you after it starts it's return trip upward and there's no way that someone would see you until it was too late. Your arm would eventually fall through the deck and hang down(maybe) but the rest of your body would stay jammed between the upper deck and lower deck. We always used a metal pole with two hooks on the end to clear pins that had fallen out of the feeder and were laying on the lower deck. Not to mention we were always told DO NOT REACH THRU THE MACHINE EVAR. Getting caught in one of those damn machines was one of my biggest fears.
 
2013-04-23 03:45:32 AM  
Did they mark it zero?
 
2013-04-23 03:48:38 AM  

Therion: [pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com image 300x240]

Stop pushing the damned button, Wanda!


Came for the Buck & Wanda reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-04-23 03:56:11 AM  
I bet the boobies is a Big Lebowski joke

Click

Yep.
 
2013-04-23 04:04:21 AM  

Makh: This is the comedy of errors that can only happen in Florida.  The guy forgot to shut off the pin machine he was working on.  The attendants forgot that lane was down for repairs and put a family there.  The family kept pushing the button when they didn't get what they wanted fast enough.  The attendants would have probably saved the guy if the family didn't keep pushing the button each time they got him a bit free.  No one ran back to tell whoever was on the lane to cut that shiat out.  If the man had survived with a major injury, he would have been fired for that time last Tuesday when he was 5 minutes late again.


That's exactly how I pictured the chain of events. As long as the family bowling and repeatedly pushing that button are fat. Because they sound fat.
 
2013-04-23 04:04:27 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.


It would be a horrible frame of reference to have.
 
2013-04-23 04:13:16 AM  

Abacus9: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.

It would be a horrible frame of reference to have.


These puns are in poor taste... can we strike them from the record to spare everyone from seeing them?
 
2013-04-23 04:16:59 AM  

Abacus9: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.

It would be a horrible frame of reference to have.


I think his mind was in the gutter.
 
2013-04-23 04:20:40 AM  

Rhino_man: Abacus9: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.

It would be a horrible frame of reference to have.

These puns are in poor taste... can we strike them from the record to spare everyone from seeing them?


I'm sorry, that just crosses the foul line and heads straight into the gutter.
 
2013-04-23 04:21:37 AM  
Seems rather dumb but not quite as dumb as climbing inside a grocery store trash compactor and poking at things with a stick to see why it had jammed up. The employee who found the guy was pretty freaked out for a good while.
 
2013-04-23 04:34:01 AM  
He was dumb enough to try to fix the machine without turning it off? What a turkey.
 
2013-04-23 04:37:43 AM  
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2013-04-23 04:40:44 AM  

LonMead: Rhino_man: Abacus9: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.

It would be a horrible frame of reference to have.

These puns are in poor taste... can we strike them from the record to spare everyone from seeing them?

I'm sorry, that just crosses the foul line and heads straight into the gutter.


You just hit the Pin on the Nose.  Bowlers might not see it as a Blow, but the Delivery is easy to Mark if you have an Open Frame of reference.

/capitalized for non-bowlers to see the puns
 
2013-04-23 04:42:05 AM  

FunkOut: Seems rather dumb but not quite as dumb as climbing inside a grocery store trash compactor and poking at things with a stick to see why it had jammed up. The employee who found the guy was pretty freaked out for a good while.


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2013-04-23 04:43:22 AM  

Rhino_man: LonMead: Rhino_man: Abacus9: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.

It would be a horrible frame of reference to have.

These puns are in poor taste... can we strike them from the record to spare everyone from seeing them?

I'm sorry, that just crosses the foul line and heads straight into the gutter.

You just hit the Pin on the Nose.  Bowlers might not see it as a Blow, but the Delivery is easy to Mark if you have an Open Frame of reference.

/capitalized for non-bowlers to see the puns


Takes balls to use that many puns.
 
2013-04-23 04:52:24 AM  

Abacus9: Rhino_man: LonMead: Rhino_man: Abacus9: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.

It would be a horrible frame of reference to have.

These puns are in poor taste... can we strike them from the record to spare everyone from seeing them?

I'm sorry, that just crosses the foul line and heads straight into the gutter.

You just hit the Pin on the Nose.  Bowlers might not see it as a Blow, but the Delivery is easy to Mark if you have an Open Frame of reference.

/capitalized for non-bowlers to see the puns

Takes balls to use that many puns.


Big heavy ones.
 
2013-04-23 04:54:29 AM  

LonMead: Abacus9: Rhino_man: LonMead: Rhino_man: Abacus9: Huck And Molly Ziegler: Mr. Martens sounds like a troubled soul to have gotten himself in that position. Perhaps he has a split personality.

It would be a horrible frame of reference to have.

These puns are in poor taste... can we strike them from the record to spare everyone from seeing them?

I'm sorry, that just crosses the foul line and heads straight into the gutter.

You just hit the Pin on the Nose.  Bowlers might not see it as a Blow, but the Delivery is easy to Mark if you have an Open Frame of reference.

/capitalized for non-bowlers to see the puns

Takes balls to use that many puns.

Big heavy ones.


With finger holes.
 
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