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(The Sun)   Woman beats anorexia, piles on weight to become a smoking hot plus-sized model (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 214
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2013-04-22 07:37:09 PM
I'd hit make slapping sounds with it.
 
2013-04-22 07:44:15 PM
That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".
 
2013-04-22 07:45:59 PM
[sarcasm]What a cow[/sarcasm]
 
2013-04-22 07:56:27 PM
plus size?  That means she's above a size zero, right?
 
2013-04-22 08:05:54 PM
img.thesun.co.uk

British Hot, but still, not bad...
 
2013-04-22 08:08:47 PM
Smoking lukewarm.
 
2013-04-22 08:08:58 PM
The Sun link + "smoking hot" descriptor?


www.atravelbroad.com
 
2013-04-22 08:10:01 PM
She beat anorexia by smoking?
 
2013-04-22 08:10:20 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

/oblig
 
2013-04-22 08:10:43 PM
She could stand to lose a few and then she would be just about right. Don't think I'd turn her down over her excess baggage though, not like she's obese.
 
2013-04-22 08:11:16 PM
Dem teeth
 
2013-04-22 08:11:55 PM
Kinda looks like Beverly Paige...don't google her at work.
 
2013-04-22 08:12:10 PM
How about we just call large the norm and thin models negative size?
 
2013-04-22 08:13:54 PM
www.plusshe.comwww.weddingnightsandals.com
 
2013-04-22 08:14:11 PM
All this proves is that men will f**k anything.
 
2013-04-22 08:14:33 PM
That chick was anorexic?

Looked kind of average at 'her skinniest'.
 
2013-04-22 08:14:52 PM
DEM CHICKLETS
 
2013-04-22 08:14:53 PM
Hot? Pastrami sandwiches are hot
 
2013-04-22 08:15:04 PM

DubyaHater: Dem teeth


Looks like she's got em all.  That's a bonus where I come from.

/Alabama
//moved
 
2013-04-22 08:15:21 PM
That's a plus size?!
 
2013-04-22 08:15:21 PM
Can't see anything but "man hands."
 
2013-04-22 08:15:51 PM
   the pigeon toed fetish community must be rejoicing wth that one picture...
 
2013-04-22 08:16:01 PM
I'm a bit plus-sized right now.
 
2013-04-22 08:16:52 PM
Am I going to hell for liking her better when she was skinnier?

/also, worst.photographer.ever!
 
2013-04-22 08:17:36 PM

xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.


The crack of dawn isn't safe.
 
2013-04-22 08:18:14 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 08:18:43 PM
See a dentist, sweetheart.
 
2013-04-22 08:19:04 PM

Glendale


/oblig


Congratulations, you got the joke in the headline. Yay or something.
 
2013-04-22 08:19:34 PM
Them broads are so weird. That ain't no plus sized twist, that's a chick who hasn't been married yet. Pretty nice looking too.
 
2013-04-22 08:19:48 PM
She looks like she'd be fun. That also probably has to be the only "smoking hot" link from The Sun ever where the person was actually attractive.
 
2013-04-22 08:19:50 PM

MeanJean: That's a plus size?!


In modeling? Hell yes.

Definite Butterface. The bod is pretty nice,
 
2013-04-22 08:20:39 PM

GungFu: Am I going to hell for liking her better when she was skinnier?

/also, worst.photographer.ever!


At least I'm not the only one...

Nothing against normal-sized ladies, but something about her face just ain't right with more weight on it.
 
2013-04-22 08:21:04 PM

Wise_Guy: That chick was anorexic?

Looked kind of average at 'her skinniest'.


Hell, she still looks kind of average now.  Proving that the Sun thinks 10 pounds is the difference between "anorexic" and "plus size".
 
2013-04-22 08:21:38 PM
Alice Jackson, you look perfect now.

Good luck staying that way. Not teasy_
 
2013-04-22 08:22:05 PM

MeanJean: That's a plus size?!


I know, right? I guess "plus size" translates into "you can't see her ribs".
 
2013-04-22 08:22:08 PM

bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".


This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.
 
2013-04-22 08:22:55 PM
i.i.com.com

"...if you weigh more than four hundred pounds, it is not ok to wear a t-shirt that says 'no fat chicks.' You ought to be wearing one that says 'I whipped anorexia's ass.'"

/And what a large ass that is.
 
2013-04-22 08:23:45 PM

Voice of Chaos: DubyaHater: Dem teeth

Looks like she's got em all.  That's a bonus where I come from.

/Alabama
//moved


maybe a couple extras crammed in there are pushing things around
 
2013-04-22 08:25:46 PM
Dammit, I cannot STAND these supermodel types. A woman should have enough meat on her body to jiggle.

In the fashion mags, all the women look starved and the men look either like pimps or heroin addicts.
 
2013-04-22 08:26:35 PM
Ahhhh, the teeth!
www.themoviegourmet.com
 
2013-04-22 08:26:46 PM
Wait a minute here, article says she weighed 7 stone, 4 stone lighter than she should be at her height (5'9''). Then it says that she is a PLUS sized model for her height. She now weighs 11 stone. Is there something I don't k ow about British math?

*checks article again, finds it is The Sun*

Ohhhhh, right
 
2013-04-22 08:27:09 PM
bie?

eip

i'll take you to the buffet!
 
2013-04-22 08:27:35 PM
Really wish Fark could do without Sun and Daily Mail links ...
 
2013-04-22 08:28:16 PM
so she went from underweight to overweight

congrats
 
2013-04-22 08:28:31 PM
I do echo the sentiments that she looks nice/fun. It'd be nice to have a chick friend who would be down to go out for a giant open faced pot roast sammich or something along those lines. I have too many friends who are salad-picker-atters.
 
2013-04-22 08:28:48 PM
She started putting on weight in her mid-20's.

That's not news.
 
2013-04-22 08:29:55 PM
img4.allvoices.com
 
2013-04-22 08:30:52 PM
ennhh, shes a bit doughy in the middle, no tone whatsoever, I imagine her ass is flat AND full of cellulite. If she lifted some weights she'd tighten/perk up and look real cute. But as of now her body is average at best, and her teeth are..well..unfortunate. :(

No need to studman, just a judgmental 'skinny biatch' who works out so I don't look like that.
 
2013-04-22 08:31:32 PM
Wait till the first guy rejects her.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2013-04-22 08:32:25 PM

Into the blue again: Wait a minute here, article says she weighed 7 stone, 4 stone lighter than she should be at her height (5'9''). Then it says that she is a PLUS sized model for her height. She now weighs 11 stone. Is there something I don't k ow about British math?

*checks article again, finds it is The Sun*

Ohhhhh, right


Wait, so she weighs 155ish at 5'9 and that makes her a plus size model? That's horrible. That's perfectly in NORMAL range. What the hell is wrong with people? That's not overweight at all.
 
2013-04-22 08:32:48 PM

vonapathy: ennhh, shes a bit doughy in the middle, no tone whatsoever, I imagine her ass is flat AND full of cellulite. If she lifted some weights she'd tighten/perk up and look real cute. But as of now her body is average at best, and her teeth are..well..unfortunate. :(

No need to studman, just a judgmental 'skinny biatch' who works out so I don't look like that.


Son of Svengoolie approves of your locality.
 
2013-04-22 08:33:11 PM
She's cute. That is all.
 
2013-04-22 08:33:19 PM
Thin through puberty, then some fat, tends to fall on hips and breasts. Must be an estrogen thing. Fat through puberty, then thin tends to be floppy and saggy. Putting on fat before the estrogen is a mistake.
 
2013-04-22 08:33:30 PM

kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.


Wait a sec. Aren't you pregnant?
 
2013-04-22 08:33:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 08:34:02 PM

invictus2: [img4.allvoices.com image 609x480]


"Feed me another child teenager!"
 
2013-04-22 08:35:26 PM
There was a pretty interesting article in Slate today about agents from modelling companies hanging out at Sweden's largest eating disorder treatment center.
 
2013-04-22 08:35:36 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.

Wait a sec. Aren't you pregnant?


Ok, my waist would NORMALLY be smaller than hers. Though even now my proper waist (two inches above the naval) ain't huge, certainly smaller than my bust and hips. I've maintained my hourglass if you look at me straight on, though you can definitely tell if I turn to the side.
 
2013-04-22 08:35:52 PM

Into the blue again: Wait a minute here, article says she weighed 7 stone, 4 stone lighter than she should be at her height (5'9''). Then it says that she is a PLUS sized model for her height. She now weighs 11 stone. Is there something I don't k ow about British math?

*checks article again, finds it is The Sun*

Ohhhhh, right


At her lightest she was 98 pounds (1 stone = 14 lbs); Currently she's 154.  According to this BMI chart, for a BMI of 22 (which IIRC is considered "average") she "should" be 149.  So yes, she's got a couple extra pounds; but not enough to be considered "plus" sized anything in my book.
 
2013-04-22 08:36:04 PM

MrSteve007: Ahhhh, the teeth!
[www.themoviegourmet.com image 432x198]


finally
 
2013-04-22 08:36:36 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 406x550]


  looks like two catcher's mitts...
 
2013-04-22 08:36:54 PM

kiwimoogle84: Into the blue again: Wait a minute here, article says she weighed 7 stone, 4 stone lighter than she should be at her height (5'9''). Then it says that she is a PLUS sized model for her height. She now weighs 11 stone. Is there something I don't k ow about British math?

*checks article again, finds it is The Sun*

Ohhhhh, right

Wait, so she weighs 155ish at 5'9 and that makes her a plus size model? That's horrible. That's perfectly in NORMAL range. What the hell is wrong with people? That's not overweight at all.


The chart places a 5'9 woman at 130-160, so she's right where she should be.

/the chart says I need to lose weight.
 
2013-04-22 08:37:21 PM

vonapathy: ennhh, shes a bit doughy in the middle, no tone whatsoever, I imagine her ass is flat AND full of cellulite. If she lifted some weights she'd tighten/perk up and look real cute. But as of now her body is average at best, and her teeth are..well..unfortunate. :(

No need to studman, just a judgmental 'skinny biatch' who works out so I don't look like that.


You got the judgmental part right on the dot. There is nothing wrong with her that a dentist couldn't fix.

And before someone mentions it I am still a little overweight, down 15 pounds and run/bike daily!

/gym 26 something something
 
2013-04-22 08:39:10 PM

Wise_Guy: That chick was anorexic?

Looked kind of average at 'her skinniest'.


Yeah...skinny, but not anorexic.  Or maybe I've only ever seen the most extreme examples.

Not smoking hot, but not "FARK smoking hot" either.
 
2013-04-22 08:40:13 PM

Loucifer: I'm a bit plus-sized right now.


Me too my friend, me too.

We need a Fark weight loss group or something like that.
 
2013-04-22 08:40:19 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 406x550]


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-22 08:40:21 PM
Can't we find a happy middle ground?
 
2013-04-22 08:41:00 PM
I'd hit it, and you would too. Don't lie.
 
2013-04-22 08:41:04 PM

vonapathy: ennhh, shes a bit doughy in the middle, no tone whatsoever, I imagine her ass is flat AND full of cellulite. If she lifted some weights she'd tighten/perk up and look real cute. But as of now her body is average at best, and her teeth are..well..unfortunate. :(

No need to studman, just a judgmental 'skinny biatch' who works out so I don't look like that.


Knew I had you favorited for a reason
 
2013-04-22 08:41:44 PM

kiwimoogle84: Into the blue again: Wait a minute here, article says she weighed 7 stone, 4 stone lighter than she should be at her height (5'9''). Then it says that she is a PLUS sized model for her height. She now weighs 11 stone. Is there something I don't k ow about British math?

*checks article again, finds it is The Sun*

Ohhhhh, right

Wait, so she weighs 155ish at 5'9 and that makes her a plus size model? That's horrible. That's perfectly in NORMAL range. What the hell is wrong with people? That's not overweight at all.


If you're a woman and your ribs don't show you are fat. If you're a man who is well overweight you are awesome, or something along those lines.

/I'm 5'6'', 185 right now, and dropping
//food is good!
///if I wasn't exercising I would back to 200, which is fat for my height
 
2013-04-22 08:44:01 PM

Into the blue again: kiwimoogle84: Into the blue again: Wait a minute here, article says she weighed 7 stone, 4 stone lighter than she should be at her height (5'9''). Then it says that she is a PLUS sized model for her height. She now weighs 11 stone. Is there something I don't k ow about British math?

*checks article again, finds it is The Sun*

Ohhhhh, right

Wait, so she weighs 155ish at 5'9 and that makes her a plus size model? That's horrible. That's perfectly in NORMAL range. What the hell is wrong with people? That's not overweight at all.

If you're a woman and your ribs don't show you are fat. If you're a man who is well overweight you are awesome, or something along those lines.

/I'm 5'6'', 185 right now, and dropping
//food is good!
///if I wasn't exercising I would back to 200, which is fat for my height


I make arguments about people's frames a lot- it matters. I have wider shoulders than my brother in law does, and we're the same height. By that chart I'd be 10 lbs overweight at my prepregnancy weight, which I wholly disagree with. I've been 145 lbs before. I looked like a bag of bones. It was NOT PRETTY. My bone structure doesn't allow for pants smaller than a size 8 even when I starved myself.

So I think there's other factors to account for, because when I was in the best shape of my life and still weighed 160 at just over 5'10, there's no way I actually had a 23 bmi.
 
2013-04-22 08:45:57 PM
*ask me again in six months though. I have no clue what it'll take to get the baby weight off, and I might be in the fattie club.
 
2013-04-22 08:46:15 PM
forums.watchuseek.com
 
2013-04-22 08:46:49 PM
The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin'.
 
2013-04-22 08:47:06 PM

kiwimoogle84: Into the blue again: kiwimoogle84: Into the blue again: Wait a minute here, article says she weighed 7 stone, 4 stone lighter than she should be at her height (5'9''). Then it says that she is a PLUS sized model for her height. She now weighs 11 stone. Is there something I don't k ow about British math?

*checks article again, finds it is The Sun*

Ohhhhh, right

Wait, so she weighs 155ish at 5'9 and that makes her a plus size model? That's horrible. That's perfectly in NORMAL range. What the hell is wrong with people? That's not overweight at all.

If you're a woman and your ribs don't show you are fat. If you're a man who is well overweight you are awesome, or something along those lines.

/I'm 5'6'', 185 right now, and dropping
//food is good!
///if I wasn't exercising I would back to 200, which is fat for my height

I make arguments about people's frames a lot- it matters. I have wider shoulders than my brother in law does, and we're the same height. By that chart I'd be 10 lbs overweight at my prepregnancy weight, which I wholly disagree with. I've been 145 lbs before. I looked like a bag of bones. It was NOT PRETTY. My bone structure doesn't allow for pants smaller than a size 8 even when I starved myself.

So I think there's other factors to account for, because when I was in the best shape of my life and still weighed 160 at just over 5'10, there's no way I actually had a 23 bmi.


I am a stocky dude, I think 170 would make me look healthy, any less and the bones would show, as you mentioned.

/congrats on the parasite!
/we got two of 'em, one of each kind.
 
2013-04-22 08:49:41 PM

xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.


You needed proof of that??
 
2013-04-22 08:50:23 PM
Butterface. But yeah, I'd tap it.
 
2013-04-22 08:52:45 PM

xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.


Be glad....otherwise, you wouldn't exist.
 
2013-04-22 08:53:40 PM

invictus2:


Where do you think she will go in the NFL draft this week?
 
2013-04-22 08:54:18 PM

xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.


Was there some confusion about this?
 
2013-04-22 08:56:46 PM
Subby you require glasses.  Smok'in not.
timeout.blogs.theledger.com
 
2013-04-22 09:00:53 PM
kiwimoogle84:Wait, so she weighs 155ish at 5'9 and that makes her a plus size model? That's horrible. That's perfectly in NORMAL range. What the hell is wrong with people? That's not overweight at all.


Body composition, fat takes up more space, at 5'5" I weigh 145, with around 23% body fat, trying to get down to 20%, which with muscle tone and gain will leave me at 143ish, my measurements 32-29-34, I wear a size 5. Back after I had my kid, I weighed around 165, and was a size 14.  Healthy range for female body fat percentage is 14-31%.
 
2013-04-22 09:01:46 PM
Not bad in the green dress.  Though I'm undecided if the thin face is better than the full face....
 
2013-04-22 09:02:55 PM
thigh is a lil on the thick side...otherwise ok
 
2013-04-22 09:03:37 PM
Very poor footwear decision
 
2013-04-22 09:03:43 PM
kiwi should post pics so we all can be sure
 
2013-04-22 09:04:24 PM

BlaqueKatt: kiwimoogle84:Wait, so she weighs 155ish at 5'9 and that makes her a plus size model? That's horrible. That's perfectly in NORMAL range. What the hell is wrong with people? That's not overweight at all.


Body composition, fat takes up more space, at 5'5" I weigh 145, with around 23% body fat, trying to get down to 20%, which with muscle tone and gain will leave me at 143ish, my measurements 32-29-34, I wear a size 5. Back after I had my kid, I weighed around 165, and was a size 14.  Healthy range for female body fat percentage is 14-31%.


Right, so she falls right within that. I just despise how normal healthy bodies are considered plus size, but for the modeling world, if you're eating more than cabbage and carrots, I guess that's obese. Shudder.
 
2013-04-22 09:06:20 PM

Omahawg: kiwi should post pics so we all can be sure


Kiwi currently feels like a land whale. There will be none of that nonsense whatsoever.
 
2013-04-22 09:06:57 PM
Yes, the after is much more attractive.
 
2013-04-22 09:07:08 PM
Wow. 2 threads today employing the term 'smoking hot' that didn't immediately require the use of eye bleach.

what happened to you fark?

iamdisappoint.jpg
 
2013-04-22 09:10:00 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 406x550]


I like the way you think. Wonder if a chick like that is into white guys with small penises?
 
pc
2013-04-22 09:12:44 PM
i.imgur.com'

/no thanks
 
2013-04-22 09:13:06 PM
When I read the headline, and I saw that "smoking hot" was next to "plus-sized" I knew I was going to have a disagreement with subtard.  I was correct.  That woman is not bad looking, but smoking hot?  Seriously, no.
 
2013-04-22 09:13:55 PM
maybe if she lost like 20 lbs
 
2013-04-22 09:22:18 PM
British hot maybe, also thats only plus sized by model standards.
 
2013-04-22 09:23:50 PM
she's downright flabby
 
2013-04-22 09:27:16 PM
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-04-22 09:28:41 PM
meh...I'd brown-bag that.
 
2013-04-22 09:34:44 PM
....a Sun link, the headline refers to a smoking hot chick, and she isn't a walking pile of human fail?

I'm genuinely surprised!
 
2013-04-22 09:36:36 PM

Into the blue again: kiwimoogle84: Into the blue again: Wait a minute here, article says she weighed 7 stone, 4 stone lighter than she should be at her height (5'9''). Then it says that she is a PLUS sized model for her height. She now weighs 11 stone. Is there something I don't k ow about British math?

*checks article again, finds it is The Sun*

Ohhhhh, right

Wait, so she weighs 155ish at 5'9 and that makes her a plus size model? That's horrible. That's perfectly in NORMAL range. What the hell is wrong with people? That's not overweight at all.

If you're a woman and your ribs don't show you are fat. If you're a man who is well overweight you are awesome, or something along those lines.

/I'm 5'6'', 185 right now, and dropping
//food is good!
///if I wasn't exercising I would back to 200, which is fat for my height


Thanks to my build, my ribs still showed when I was pushing 160 (at 5'6").  I'm ALL ass.
 
2013-04-22 09:39:03 PM

drjekel_mrhyde: [i.imgur.com image 406x550]


Ahh wow....I... um will be right back, I gotta go do something
 
Slu
2013-04-22 09:40:39 PM
I see the fark chubby chasers are out tonight.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2013-04-22 09:40:44 PM
How many generations of dental care will it take until the British have 'normal" human teeth?
 
2013-04-22 09:53:52 PM
I'd hit it. But she can't smile or open her mouth.
 
2013-04-22 09:54:15 PM
I'd hit it with great vengeance and fuuuurious anger.

/but then again, I'm drunk
 
2013-04-22 09:55:07 PM

unitednihilists: How many generations of dental care will it take until the British have 'normal" human teeth?


Her teeth could do with a bit of cleaning but they're not terrible. The US seems to have this obsession with perfectly straight, unnaturally white teeth.
 
2013-04-22 10:00:07 PM

xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.


Yeah. So?
 
2013-04-22 10:06:12 PM
Is she going to replace Kate Upton on SI? No! But she is an atteactive female. You guys are so obsessed over her pointy knees.

If I found women sexy that bad the body type of a 12 year old boy, i would just date 12 year old boys.
 
2013-04-22 10:07:49 PM

Slu: I see the fark chubby chasers are out tonight.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.


"Thick or thin
  Big or small
This Farker Loves 'em all!"
 
2013-04-22 10:09:02 PM
She was way cuter when she was skinny.
 
2013-04-22 10:11:18 PM
img.izismile.com
 
2013-04-22 10:29:18 PM

Wise_Guy: That chick was anorexic?

Looked kind of average at 'her skinniest'.


FTA: At her lightest, 5ft 9in tall Alice weighed just over seven stone

Baggy clothes. 7 stone = 98 pounds. So she was 5'9" and 100 pounds. She was a good 25 pounds underweight. That's pretty firmly into anorexic territory.
 
2013-04-22 10:35:19 PM

xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.


Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would
 
2013-04-22 10:39:07 PM
Buttah face.  And she doesn't even have decent curves. She's a beast.
 
2013-04-22 10:40:54 PM

Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would


Depends on how much drinking has occurred.
 
2013-04-22 10:42:55 PM

Third Leg: Wise_Guy: That chick was anorexic?

Looked kind of average at 'her skinniest'.

FTA: At her lightest, 5ft 9in tall Alice weighed just over seven stone

Baggy clothes. 7 stone = 98 pounds. So she was 5'9" and 100 pounds. She was a good 25 pounds underweight. That's pretty firmly into anorexic territory.


This and you can see her bones...
 
2013-04-22 10:47:43 PM

Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would


Hit it something something something King of England.
 
2013-04-22 10:48:39 PM
Who aspires to be fat?
 
2013-04-22 10:51:39 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: maybe if she lost like 20 lbs


How many stones is that?....are them?....is it?
 
2013-04-22 10:51:54 PM
Clicks link.

...Eat an apple through a picket fence.
 
2013-04-22 10:51:59 PM

C18H27NO3: Who aspires to be fat?



No one, however you could aspire to overcome an eating disorder and live a healthier life right?
 
2013-04-22 10:54:30 PM

Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would


That's not SFW, or anywhere for that matter!
 
2013-04-22 10:56:10 PM

Bugerz: Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would

Depends on how much drinking has occurred.


My good man. *shakes head*

That beautiful, sexy creature does not require drinking.

This (NSFW) requires drinking.
 
2013-04-22 10:58:04 PM

Elegy: Bugerz: Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would

Depends on how much drinking has occurred.

My good man. *shakes head*

That beautiful, sexy creature does not require drinking.

This (NSFW) requires drinking.


Granted, given a choice between the first or second while sober I would have gone with the first. Especially if the laptop was involved.

/fat chicks are like mopeds yo.
 
2013-04-22 11:10:20 PM

Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would


Only because it looks like it has WiFi, so I can continue to surf the internet while hitting it.
 
2013-04-22 11:16:28 PM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-04-22 11:19:13 PM
The only criticism I have is that the panties she's wearing are one size too small for her.

Other than that... Yes. Absolutely. In a heartbeat.

I love a woman who doesn't break when you bend her like a pretzel.
 
2013-04-22 11:21:41 PM

Elegy: Bugerz: Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would

Depends on how much drinking has occurred.

My good man. *shakes head*

That beautiful, sexy creature does not require drinking.

This (NSFW) requires drinking.


Wow! Usually I can say I've had worse....this is not one of those times.
 
2013-04-22 11:22:33 PM
Mmmmmmm..... all dat hourglass and I have nothing but time...
imageshack.us
 
2013-04-22 11:22:47 PM

Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would


Yes....I would.
 
2013-04-22 11:24:23 PM
That bra-and-panties photo is disgusting.  While maybe not quite as bad as some of the land whales that were linked and posted by some demented individuals in this thread, but still awful.  Not remotely sexually attractive.  As in hagbeast-ugly.  A hideous, deformed creature that crawled from some post-apocalyptic sewer.  Send that photo to the same tabloids that feature alien autopsies and human-animal genetic abominations.  Three-alarm ugly.

The comments in TFA are also nauseating.  All the "you go girl" crap.

Here's the thing -- women don't actually get to tell men what sort of women that men should find attractive.  Men get to do that, all by themselves, without any female yakety-yak on the subject whatsoever.
 
2013-04-22 11:26:07 PM

Elegy: Bugerz: Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would

Depends on how much drinking has occurred.

My good man. *shakes head*

That beautiful, sexy creature does not require drinking.

This (NSFW) requires drinking.


What do you call the hair between her tits? Her snatch!
 
2013-04-22 11:30:17 PM

Phinn: That bra-and-panties photo is disgusting.  While maybe not quite as bad as some of the land whales that were linked and posted by some demented individuals in this thread, but still awful.  Not remotely sexually attractive.  As in hagbeast-ugly.  A hideous, deformed creature that crawled from some post-apocalyptic sewer.  Send that photo to the same tabloids that feature alien autopsies and human-animal genetic abominations.  Three-alarm ugly.

The comments in TFA are also nauseating.  All the "you go girl" crap.

Here's the thing -- women don't actually get to tell men what sort of women that men should find attractive.  Men get to do that, all by themselves, without any female yakety-yak on the subject whatsoever.


You know I how I know you're gay?
 
2013-04-22 11:33:06 PM

The_Sponge: Phinn: That bra-and-panties photo is disgusting.  While maybe not quite as bad as some of the land whales that were linked and posted by some demented individuals in this thread, but still awful.  Not remotely sexually attractive.  As in hagbeast-ugly.  A hideous, deformed creature that crawled from some post-apocalyptic sewer.  Send that photo to the same tabloids that feature alien autopsies and human-animal genetic abominations.  Three-alarm ugly.

The comments in TFA are also nauseating.  All the "you go girl" crap.

Here's the thing -- women don't actually get to tell men what sort of women that men should find attractive.  Men get to do that, all by themselves, without any female yakety-yak on the subject whatsoever.

You know I how I know you're gay?


Want to know how we know you're fat?

/Don't worry: Phinn is detestable, too.
//The young woman in TFA is perfectly fine.
 
2013-04-22 11:42:27 PM
Moar Bacon.
 
2013-04-22 11:44:46 PM

The_Sponge: Elegy: Bugerz: Elegy: xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.

Would you? (SFW)

Spoiler: you would

Depends on how much drinking has occurred.

My good man. *shakes head*

That beautiful, sexy creature does not require drinking.

This (NSFW) requires drinking.

What do you call the hair between her tits? Her snatch!


Eleventy internets to you.

I just fountained water out of my nose.

/owwwww
//it buuuuurrrrrrrnnnnsss
 
2013-04-22 11:47:47 PM

The_Sponge: Phinn: That bra-and-panties photo is disgusting.  While maybe not quite as bad as some of the land whales that were linked and posted by some demented individuals in this thread, but still awful.  Not remotely sexually attractive.  As in hagbeast-ugly.  A hideous, deformed creature that crawled from some post-apocalyptic sewer.  Send that photo to the same tabloids that feature alien autopsies and human-animal genetic abominations.  Three-alarm ugly.

The comments in TFA are also nauseating.  All the "you go girl" crap.

Here's the thing -- women don't actually get to tell men what sort of women that men should find attractive.  Men get to do that, all by themselves, without any female yakety-yak on the subject whatsoever.

You know I how I know you're gay?


You know how I know your girlfriend is uglier than the one in TFA?

Quick question: When I say, "Mind the gap," what do you think of first?  Trains or thighs?
 
2013-04-22 11:58:29 PM
Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.
 
2013-04-23 12:02:29 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?



No, I wouldn't.

/Lives in KC
//Wanna date?  I'm looking for someone to see the Black Keys with me next weekend...
 
2013-04-23 12:02:52 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?


Hypothetically speaking, of course, I'd treat no human being that way.
Anybody who did is lower than whale dung.
 
2013-04-23 12:04:16 AM

xennex: All this proves is that men will f**k anything.


I draw the line at anything with a Y chromosome.
 
2013-04-23 12:04:42 AM
that ain't no hour glass, it's a pendulum.
 
2013-04-23 12:06:08 AM
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-23 12:10:56 AM

invictus2: [img4.allvoices.com image 609x480]


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-23 12:11:01 AM
Alice? Who the fark is Alice?
 
2013-04-23 12:12:00 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


Based on looks alone? No. But how are your sammich-making skills?

/ kidding
 
2013-04-23 12:15:02 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

Hypothetically speaking, of course

not, I'd treat no human being that way.
Anybody who did is lower than whale dung.


FTFM

/Yeesh. Sorry.
 
2013-04-23 12:22:25 AM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

Based on looks alone? No. But how are your sammich-making skills?

/ kidding


Epic! I make some sandwiches that are quite orgasmic.

Take a ciabatta roll, butter and toast the middle. Then layer on hummus (garlic is my favorite) on one side, pesto on the other. Your meat should be: virginia ham, roastiree style chicken breast, pastrami. Either provolone or swiss cheese, topped with baby spinach and maybe feta cheese if I'm feeling rich. That my friends is woah.
 
2013-04-23 12:24:06 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


Well I'm a farkette and don't care about the weight as long as the individual is healthy and happy. Granted 5'4" is a bit short for me since I'm 5' 10" but hey I've fallen for people that height and it never mattered. But you are right to base everything on weight, etc, is to discount a lot.

As a girl that looks like a skeleton at 120 Pds I understand.
 
2013-04-23 12:26:18 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: demaL-demaL-yeH: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

Hypothetically speaking, of course not, I'd treat no human being that way.
Anybody who did is lower than whale dung.

FTFM

/Yeesh. Sorry.


Much better : )
 
2013-04-23 12:27:25 AM

cheap_thoughts: Mitch Taylor's Bro: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

Based on looks alone? No. But how are your sammich-making skills?

/ kidding

Epic! I make some sandwiches that are quite orgasmic.

Take a ciabatta roll, butter and toast the middle. Then layer on hummus (garlic is my favorite) on one side, pesto on the other. Your meat should be: virginia ham, roastiree style chicken breast, pastrami. Either provolone or swiss cheese, topped with baby spinach and maybe feta cheese if I'm feeling rich. That my friends is woah.


Are you a wizard ; )
 
2013-04-23 12:27:45 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: demaL-demaL-yeH: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

Hypothetically speaking, of course not, I'd treat no human being that way.
Anybody who did is lower than whale dung.

FTFM

/Yeesh. Sorry.

Much better : )


You knew what I meant.
You missed an unusual music thread the other day, Mags. Been OK?
 
2013-04-23 12:30:12 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]


No. No I would not. You're certainly welcome to join me in the gutter, though.
 
2013-04-23 12:30:50 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: demaL-demaL-yeH: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

Hypothetically speaking, of course not, I'd treat no human being that way.
Anybody who did is lower than whale dung.

FTFM

/Yeesh. Sorry.

Much better : )

You knew what I meant.
You missed an unusual music thread the other day, Mags. Been OK?


Well my new meds started working sorta, I still feel off and disconnected. Sorry I missed that one, sounds fun, I could use some fun.
 
2013-04-23 12:48:30 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


You do carry it well. I tell people I weigh 190 right now and their eyes roll up in the back of their head, like where the heck am I keeping it? (hint, the answer is in the uterus). You look good! Most of the chick FTA's issue is dental.
 
2013-04-23 12:51:10 AM

vonapathy: ennhh, shes a bit doughy in the middle, no tone whatsoever, I imagine her ass is flat AND full of cellulite. If she lifted some weights she'd tighten/perk up and look real cute. But as of now her body is average at best, and her teeth are..well..unfortunate. :(

No need to studman, just a judgmental 'skinny biatch' who works out so I don't look like that.


No matter how many hours you spend in the gym your face will still repel all but the blindest and most desperate .
 
2013-04-23 12:51:20 AM
Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

This is FARK so the real question is do you have sharp knees?
 
2013-04-23 12:54:28 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?



What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


YUM!
 
2013-04-23 12:56:38 AM

cheap_thoughts: Everyone carries their weight differently,


You got that right. You weigh a lot more than me (if 220lbs is what you weigh) but I swear you still look a lot better than I do.
 
2013-04-23 12:57:12 AM

kiwimoogle84: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

You do carry it well. I tell people I weigh 190 right now and their eyes roll up in the back of their head, like where the heck am I keeping it? (hint, the answer is in the uterus). You look good! Most of the chick FTA's issue is dental.


I also know you're as tall as me and I've weighed that before and people still said I looked skinny. Granted they never saw me when I was really skinny. If I drop below 125-130 I look too skinny
 
2013-04-23 12:57:37 AM

kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.


You sound fat.


/had to be said
 
2013-04-23 01:00:01 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: kiwimoogle84: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

I also know you're as tall as me and I've weighed that before and people still said I looked skinny. Granted they never saw me when I was really skinny. If I drop below 125-130 I look too skinny


When I weighed 140 I felt like an ill twig. Never again. I'm happy between 160-170. And like I keep saying- frame makes a huge difference. Bone structure. These things MATTER, it's not just an excuse.
 
2013-04-23 01:02:50 AM

jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.
You sound fat.

/had to be said


Thank you for verifying once again why all of your posts show up in orange. The general consensus is that this girl is a normal weight for her height, as am I. I merely commented that she seems bigger because her waist isn't smaller than her bust or hips.
 
2013-04-23 01:09:14 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]



Cute, and the polka dots means she fun and has a sense of humor. If she likes old mexican restaurants and margaritas on the rocks,  I'd wreck that.
 
2013-04-23 01:14:45 AM

cheap_thoughts: Mitch Taylor's Bro: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

Based on looks alone? No. But how are your sammich-making skills?

/ kidding

Epic! I make some sandwiches that are quite orgasmic.

Take a ciabatta roll, butter and toast the middle. Then layer on hummus (garlic is my favorite) on one side, pesto on the other. Your meat should be: virginia ham, roastiree style chicken breast, pastrami. Either provolone or swiss cheese, topped with baby spinach and maybe feta cheese if I'm feeling rich. That my friends is woah.


Have yourself bathed and brought to my quarters ;-)
 
2013-04-23 01:15:52 AM

kiwimoogle84: tinfoil-hat maggie: kiwimoogle84: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

I also know you're as tall as me and I've weighed that before and people still said I looked skinny. Granted they never saw me when I was really skinny. If I drop below 125-130 I look too skinny

When I weighed 140 I felt like an ill twig. Never again. I'm happy between 160-170. And like I keep saying- frame makes a huge difference. Bone structure. These things MATTER, it's not just an excuse.


I completely agree, and yea I weigh around that, I had to learn a long time ago not to judge myself according to a scale but how I looked and felt.
 
2013-04-23 01:16:19 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.
You sound fat.

/had to be said

Thank you for verifying once again why all of your posts show up in orange. The general consensus is that this girl is a normal weight for her height, as am I. I merely commented that she seems bigger because her waist isn't smaller than her bust or hips.


So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?
 
2013-04-23 01:16:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry I missed that one, sounds fun, I could use some fun.


Ask, and ye shall receive.
 
2013-04-23 01:23:39 AM

jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?


You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.
 
2013-04-23 01:35:06 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

Y

ou need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
media-cdn.tripadvisor.com


/no rack
 
2013-04-23 01:38:24 AM

jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once 

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

/no rack


I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

*shrug*
 
2013-04-23 01:49:45 AM

jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:



/no rack


Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo
 
2013-04-23 01:52:10 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

/no rack

I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

*shrug*


Eh, the pics in your profile don't seem to indicate as such but I could be wrong. I am just messing with you anyway. I think you are pretty cool.
 
2013-04-23 01:53:03 AM

deeyablo: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:

/no rack

Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo


She holds her own just fine...

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-04-23 01:53:40 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once 

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

/no rack

I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

*shrug*


I have got to try one of those "many-me"s shots like in your profile.
 
2013-04-23 01:58:19 AM

jst3p: deeyablo: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:

/no rack

Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo

She holds her own just fine...


Oh no no, don't get me wrong, she is not in any need of rescuing. This is less about being Cyrano, and more about poking the dead body with a stick. Do you always resort to worn out cliche pictures and tropes when original thought escapes you?
 
2013-04-23 02:00:10 AM
I only ask because I tend to think constant regurgitation was limited to creatures like birds feeding their young. Do you have little internet hatchlings you are carrying for?

/coo?
 
2013-04-23 02:00:47 AM

deeyablo: jst3p: deeyablo: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:

/no rack

Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo

She holds her own just fine...

Oh no no, don't get me wrong, she is not in any need of rescuing. This is less about being Cyrano, and more about poking the dead body with a stick. Do you always resort to worn out cliche pictures and tropes when original thought escapes you?


Says the guy who named himself after decade old video game reference? Go to bed.
 
2013-04-23 02:01:18 AM
Caring. Ah, Swype, why must you trip my flow?
 
2013-04-23 02:04:19 AM

jst3p: deeyablo: jst3p: deeyablo: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:

/no rack

Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo

She holds her own just fine...

Oh no no, don't get me wrong, she is not in any need of rescuing. This is less about being Cyrano, and more about poking the dead body with a stick. Do you always resort to worn out cliche pictures and tropes when original thought escapes you?

Says the guy who named himself after decade old video game reference? Go to bed.


You taught me something! I didn't know that the word doable was made for the video game! My my, you sure taught me something! You really are a smart thing, aren't you? Yes you are! YES you are! I could have sworn it's origins predated that. Like... I don't know... Spanish or something...

Coo.
 
2013-04-23 02:05:30 AM
Doable = diablo.

God, tried to say disco as well. Damn you, swyyyyyyype!
 
2013-04-23 02:07:03 AM

kiwimoogle84: tinfoil-hat maggie: kiwimoogle84: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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I also know you're as tall as me and I've weighed that before and people still said I looked skinny. Granted they never saw me when I was really skinny. If I drop below 125-130 I look too skinny

When I weighed 140 I felt like an ill twig. Never again. I'm happy between 160-170. And like I keep saying- frame makes a huge difference. Bone structure. These things MATTER, it's not just an excuse.


It's interesting on how things are carried. I have a smaller waist now than when I did about six years ago when I was 200. Granted I did eventually get down to 160 pounds and I was told I was getting too skinny
 
2013-04-23 02:07:59 AM

Wittenberg Dropout: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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Cute, and the polka dots means she fun and has a sense of humor. If she likes old mexican restaurants and margaritas on the rocks,  I'd wreck that.


I dooooo! :-D
 
2013-04-23 02:08:28 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


Maybe if it was dark, but only because with your hair that way, you look kinda like one my ex-girlfriends.  Otherwise, no.  Hold open a door, pull out a chair, or offer to buy a drink for, certainly.
 
2013-04-23 02:11:33 AM

deeyablo: You taught me something! I didn't know that the word doable was made for the video game! My my, you sure taught me something! You really are a smart thing, aren't you? Yes you are! YES you are! I could have sworn it's origins predated that. Like... I don't know... Spanish or something...

Coo.


You are trying too hard. It is almost painful to watch at this point.
 
2013-04-23 02:27:29 AM

jst3p: deeyablo: You taught me something! I didn't know that the word doable was made for the video game! My my, you sure taught me something! You really are a smart thing, aren't you? Yes you are! YES you are! I could have sworn it's origins predated that. Like... I don't know... Spanish or something...

Coo.

You are trying too hard. It is almost painful to watch at this point.


Translation: I don't have a cute little meme I whored off the internet for this occasion, so I will Nancy my way out of this conversation, until I can find some other unsuspecting person to molest with my little trolly troglodyte ways.

You have to work with what God gave you, son.
 
2013-04-23 02:30:22 AM
I've been with tiny 90 lb girls, and I've been with 200+ lb six 16. all good. the size 16 was MUCH better.

I think you are fat when:
- your muffin top droops and hangs over your crotch
- your butt is three times as large as the top part of your body
- your triceps have a waddle that can be slapped around

if so, get a punching bag! easiest way to lose weight for both men and women.
 
2013-04-23 02:55:42 AM

cheap_thoughts: Mitch Taylor's Bro: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

Based on looks alone? No. But how are your sammich-making skills?

/ kidding

Epic! I make some sandwiches that are quite orgasmic.

Take a ciabatta roll, butter and toast the middle. Then layer on hummus (garlic is my favorite) on one side, pesto on the other. Your meat should be: virginia ham, roastiree style chicken breast, pastrami. Either provolone or swiss cheese, topped with baby spinach and maybe feta cheese if I'm feeling rich. That my friends is woah.


That sounds good but something I would have to be in the mood for. I don't believe ya when you say your 220lbs and 5'4". I'm 5'11" and sitting at 220 and if I was to pack on about 15 more pounds in fat weight i'd look like a whale me things.
 
2013-04-23 03:02:47 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Really wish Fark could do without Sun and Daily Mail links ...


this x infinity
 
2013-04-23 03:08:21 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


not unless i wanted to throw my back out
 
2013-04-23 03:08:45 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


I would marry you tomorrow! Very pretty lady and it seems you have a great sense of humor
 
2013-04-23 03:29:30 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
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/no rack

I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

*shrug*


I can vouch for that. They're real and they're magnificent.

/Not white knighting
//Kiwi can vouch for a part of my body if anyone tries to ridicule it
///I got your back girl or, front or whatever.
 
2013-04-23 03:34:39 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


You asked... you appear to be wearing a dress and some sort of pant. Women who combine clothing items that would normally be worn one-or-the-other-but-not-generally-at-the-same-time are hiding their bodies. Most women who make special effort to hide their bodies do so with good reason. My advice: don't dress like that. It draws attention to the fact that you are hiding something, which draws attention to what you are hiding because we can all see it as easily as you can if we look.

If you really want to know, unless you are very muscular there is no way you are "optimally healthy" at 220 and 5'4". It's physically impossible. But hey, I have a little spare tire and scrawny arms. Nobody's perfect.
 
2013-04-23 05:07:19 AM
Has subby been beaten to a pulp and fed to the hogs yet?
 
2013-04-23 05:10:15 AM
By today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered plus sized.  Where the fark did this stupid notion come from that for women to be attractive they have to have the figure of a 12 year old boy except for the basketball sized hooters?
 
2013-04-23 06:14:12 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


I'd smack talk ya!
/Ifyaknowwhutimean
 
2013-04-23 06:15:53 AM

PaLarkin: By today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered plus sized.  Where the fark did this stupid notion come from that for women to be attractive they have to have the figure of a 12 year old boy except for the basketball sized hooters?


No, Marylin would not have been considered plus sized. Quit spouting this obvious bull. One bad picture does not a lard ass make.
 
2013-04-23 07:03:21 AM
cps-static.rovicorp.com

Is she hot by Welsh standards?

Not really.
 
2013-04-23 07:04:51 AM
fat
 
2013-04-23 07:50:00 AM
beefjack.com


"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds. "
 
2013-04-23 07:58:14 AM
Sure, what the hell.
 
2013-04-23 09:14:13 AM

Smeggy Smurf: [img.izismile.com image 640x448]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-23 09:23:38 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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I sure wouldn't. My hat's off to you, young lady.
 
2013-04-23 09:48:14 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Well I'm a farkette and don't care about the weight as long as the individual is healthy and happy. Granted 5'4" is a bit short for me since I'm 5' 10" but hey I've fallen for people that height and it never mattered. But you are right to base everything on weight, etc, is to discount a lot.


5'10" farkette?  How YOU doin?

/6'2" :)
 
2013-04-23 09:54:56 AM

kiwimoogle84: I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.


She's got 'A's' in her head & 'D's' on her chest.

/sooo full of awesomeness
 
2013-04-23 10:38:40 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?



What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


Hell, no.

Granted, I think the subject of TFA is a bit of all right, so I'm not exactly into skinny women, but nonetheless, you look like fun.

I also like the way you write.
 
2013-04-23 12:56:10 PM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.



Not only would I not kick you out of bed, I'd make you a sammich.

How are your oral skills?
 
2013-04-23 01:20:26 PM
She looks great.  She chose underwear that are too small though (anyway lace is usually most flattering in the hip area, and sexy) - which is weird if she wants to be an underwear model.  That said, I am feeling pretty sick that there is *anyone* in the world who thinks "plus sized" when she is at most maybe at the higher end of a healthy BMI range.  Healthy BMI.  We have such a screwed-up world.
 
2013-04-23 01:28:07 PM

illannoyin: kiwimoogle84: 

I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

I can vouch for that. They're real and they're magnificent.

/Not white knighting
//Kiwi can vouch for a part of my body if anyone tries to ridicule it
///I got your back girl or, front or whatever.


Yeah, half of Fark can vouch for it hahaha. But thank you. I'm pretty sure he was just being a dick for no reason, amazing how people like to do that around here...
 
2013-04-23 01:34:03 PM

argylez: kiwimoogle84: I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

She's got 'A's' in her head & 'D's' on her chest.

/sooo full of awesomeness

5'10" farkette?  How YOU doin?


You know Maggie and I are the same height, right? Not that I'm in the running for ANY kind of attention these days, as I'm pretty sure the basketball attached to my front makes all but Mr Kiwi run a'screaming... Just saying, the tallness, we haz it.
 
2013-04-23 01:49:27 PM

kiwimoogle84: You know Maggie and I are the same height, right? Not that I'm in the running for ANY kind of attention these days, as I'm pretty sure the basketball attached to my front makes all but Mr Kiwi run a'screaming... Just saying, the tallness, we haz it.


The basketball attached to your front would do it for me too.

/really
//come for a visit and I'll prove it ;)
 
2013-04-23 01:53:30 PM
Um...no. But thanks. :P
 
2013-04-23 02:01:47 PM

kiwimoogle84: Um...no. But thanks. :P


Anytime.  I like em tall and curvy ;)

/bie? 
//eip
//ditto for maggie

tinfoil-hat maggie: I completely agree, and yea I weigh around that, I had to learn a long time ago not to judge myself according to a scale but how I looked and felt.

 
2013-04-23 04:17:08 PM

MrSteve007: Ahhhh, the teeth!
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Yep, that was my first thought. She doesn't look bad but...damn those teeth are a killer.
 
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