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2013-04-23 12:27:25 AM

cheap_thoughts: Mitch Taylor's Bro: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

Based on looks alone? No. But how are your sammich-making skills?

/ kidding

Epic! I make some sandwiches that are quite orgasmic.

Take a ciabatta roll, butter and toast the middle. Then layer on hummus (garlic is my favorite) on one side, pesto on the other. Your meat should be: virginia ham, roastiree style chicken breast, pastrami. Either provolone or swiss cheese, topped with baby spinach and maybe feta cheese if I'm feeling rich. That my friends is woah.


Are you a wizard ; )
 
2013-04-23 12:27:45 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: demaL-demaL-yeH: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

Hypothetically speaking, of course not, I'd treat no human being that way.
Anybody who did is lower than whale dung.

FTFM

/Yeesh. Sorry.

Much better : )


You knew what I meant.
You missed an unusual music thread the other day, Mags. Been OK?
 
2013-04-23 12:30:12 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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No. No I would not. You're certainly welcome to join me in the gutter, though.
 
2013-04-23 12:30:50 AM

demaL-demaL-yeH: tinfoil-hat maggie: demaL-demaL-yeH: demaL-demaL-yeH: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

Hypothetically speaking, of course not, I'd treat no human being that way.
Anybody who did is lower than whale dung.

FTFM

/Yeesh. Sorry.

Much better : )

You knew what I meant.
You missed an unusual music thread the other day, Mags. Been OK?


Well my new meds started working sorta, I still feel off and disconnected. Sorry I missed that one, sounds fun, I could use some fun.
 
2013-04-23 12:48:30 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


You do carry it well. I tell people I weigh 190 right now and their eyes roll up in the back of their head, like where the heck am I keeping it? (hint, the answer is in the uterus). You look good! Most of the chick FTA's issue is dental.
 
2013-04-23 12:51:10 AM

vonapathy: ennhh, shes a bit doughy in the middle, no tone whatsoever, I imagine her ass is flat AND full of cellulite. If she lifted some weights she'd tighten/perk up and look real cute. But as of now her body is average at best, and her teeth are..well..unfortunate. :(

No need to studman, just a judgmental 'skinny biatch' who works out so I don't look like that.


No matter how many hours you spend in the gym your face will still repel all but the blindest and most desperate .
 
2013-04-23 12:51:20 AM
Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

This is FARK so the real question is do you have sharp knees?
 
2013-04-23 12:54:28 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?



What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


YUM!
 
2013-04-23 12:56:38 AM

cheap_thoughts: Everyone carries their weight differently,


You got that right. You weigh a lot more than me (if 220lbs is what you weigh) but I swear you still look a lot better than I do.
 
2013-04-23 12:57:12 AM

kiwimoogle84: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

You do carry it well. I tell people I weigh 190 right now and their eyes roll up in the back of their head, like where the heck am I keeping it? (hint, the answer is in the uterus). You look good! Most of the chick FTA's issue is dental.


I also know you're as tall as me and I've weighed that before and people still said I looked skinny. Granted they never saw me when I was really skinny. If I drop below 125-130 I look too skinny
 
2013-04-23 12:57:37 AM

kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.


You sound fat.


/had to be said
 
2013-04-23 01:00:01 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: kiwimoogle84: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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I also know you're as tall as me and I've weighed that before and people still said I looked skinny. Granted they never saw me when I was really skinny. If I drop below 125-130 I look too skinny


When I weighed 140 I felt like an ill twig. Never again. I'm happy between 160-170. And like I keep saying- frame makes a huge difference. Bone structure. These things MATTER, it's not just an excuse.
 
2013-04-23 01:02:50 AM

jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.
You sound fat.

/had to be said


Thank you for verifying once again why all of your posts show up in orange. The general consensus is that this girl is a normal weight for her height, as am I. I merely commented that she seems bigger because her waist isn't smaller than her bust or hips.
 
2013-04-23 01:09:14 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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Cute, and the polka dots means she fun and has a sense of humor. If she likes old mexican restaurants and margaritas on the rocks,  I'd wreck that.
 
2013-04-23 01:14:45 AM

cheap_thoughts: Mitch Taylor's Bro: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

Based on looks alone? No. But how are your sammich-making skills?

/ kidding

Epic! I make some sandwiches that are quite orgasmic.

Take a ciabatta roll, butter and toast the middle. Then layer on hummus (garlic is my favorite) on one side, pesto on the other. Your meat should be: virginia ham, roastiree style chicken breast, pastrami. Either provolone or swiss cheese, topped with baby spinach and maybe feta cheese if I'm feeling rich. That my friends is woah.


Have yourself bathed and brought to my quarters ;-)
 
2013-04-23 01:15:52 AM

kiwimoogle84: tinfoil-hat maggie: kiwimoogle84: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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I also know you're as tall as me and I've weighed that before and people still said I looked skinny. Granted they never saw me when I was really skinny. If I drop below 125-130 I look too skinny

When I weighed 140 I felt like an ill twig. Never again. I'm happy between 160-170. And like I keep saying- frame makes a huge difference. Bone structure. These things MATTER, it's not just an excuse.


I completely agree, and yea I weigh around that, I had to learn a long time ago not to judge myself according to a scale but how I looked and felt.
 
2013-04-23 01:16:19 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

This. I mean, granted she's a little bit square without an hourglass, but she's not plus sized AT ALL. My bust and hips are likely bigger though my waist is smaller, and I don't consider myself plus sized. That term has always bothered me since the girls being labeled as "plus sized" models are between a size 8 and 12. ...not huge, especially if they're tall.
You sound fat.

/had to be said

Thank you for verifying once again why all of your posts show up in orange. The general consensus is that this girl is a normal weight for her height, as am I. I merely commented that she seems bigger because her waist isn't smaller than her bust or hips.


So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?
 
2013-04-23 01:16:28 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Sorry I missed that one, sounds fun, I could use some fun.


Ask, and ye shall receive.
 
2013-04-23 01:23:39 AM

jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?


You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.
 
2013-04-23 01:35:06 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

Y

ou need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
media-cdn.tripadvisor.com


/no rack
 
2013-04-23 01:38:24 AM

jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once 

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

/no rack


I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

*shrug*
 
2013-04-23 01:49:45 AM

jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:



/no rack


Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo
 
2013-04-23 01:52:10 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

/no rack

I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

*shrug*


Eh, the pics in your profile don't seem to indicate as such but I could be wrong. I am just messing with you anyway. I think you are pretty cool.
 
2013-04-23 01:53:03 AM

deeyablo: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:

/no rack

Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo


She holds her own just fine...

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-04-23 01:53:40 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once 

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

/no rack

I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

*shrug*


I have got to try one of those "many-me"s shots like in your profile.
 
2013-04-23 01:58:19 AM

jst3p: deeyablo: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:

/no rack

Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo

She holds her own just fine...


Oh no no, don't get me wrong, she is not in any need of rescuing. This is less about being Cyrano, and more about poking the dead body with a stick. Do you always resort to worn out cliche pictures and tropes when original thought escapes you?
 
2013-04-23 02:00:10 AM
I only ask because I tend to think constant regurgitation was limited to creatures like birds feeding their young. Do you have little internet hatchlings you are carrying for?

/coo?
 
2013-04-23 02:00:47 AM

deeyablo: jst3p: deeyablo: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:

/no rack

Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo

She holds her own just fine...

Oh no no, don't get me wrong, she is not in any need of rescuing. This is less about being Cyrano, and more about poking the dead body with a stick. Do you always resort to worn out cliche pictures and tropes when original thought escapes you?


Says the guy who named himself after decade old video game reference? Go to bed.
 
2013-04-23 02:01:18 AM
Caring. Ah, Swype, why must you trip my flow?
 
2013-04-23 02:04:19 AM

jst3p: deeyablo: jst3p: deeyablo: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once a day".

So orange is either the "don't take his posts seriously" color or the "I am oversensitive to someone who posts" color. Which is it?

You're one thin line from the ignore list. You don't have a long and illustrious history of being polite to others.

That being said, it's also in very bad taste to say anything about a pregnant woman's weight. We're concerned about it enough, thanks.

But moving forward I won't dignify anything you say with an answer.

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:

/no rack

Mighty big words there for no pic and a Linux referencing email address. Sounds like someone went and got themselves a class in internet machismo.

/Old man in the park, feeding the trolls
//coo

She holds her own just fine...

Oh no no, don't get me wrong, she is not in any need of rescuing. This is less about being Cyrano, and more about poking the dead body with a stick. Do you always resort to worn out cliche pictures and tropes when original thought escapes you?

Says the guy who named himself after decade old video game reference? Go to bed.


You taught me something! I didn't know that the word doable was made for the video game! My my, you sure taught me something! You really are a smart thing, aren't you? Yes you are! YES you are! I could have sworn it's origins predated that. Like... I don't know... Spanish or something...

Coo.
 
2013-04-23 02:05:30 AM
Doable = diablo.

God, tried to say disco as well. Damn you, swyyyyyyype!
 
2013-04-23 02:07:03 AM

kiwimoogle84: tinfoil-hat maggie: kiwimoogle84: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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I also know you're as tall as me and I've weighed that before and people still said I looked skinny. Granted they never saw me when I was really skinny. If I drop below 125-130 I look too skinny

When I weighed 140 I felt like an ill twig. Never again. I'm happy between 160-170. And like I keep saying- frame makes a huge difference. Bone structure. These things MATTER, it's not just an excuse.


It's interesting on how things are carried. I have a smaller waist now than when I did about six years ago when I was 200. Granted I did eventually get down to 160 pounds and I was told I was getting too skinny
 
2013-04-23 02:07:59 AM

Wittenberg Dropout: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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Cute, and the polka dots means she fun and has a sense of humor. If she likes old mexican restaurants and margaritas on the rocks,  I'd wreck that.


I dooooo! :-D
 
2013-04-23 02:08:28 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


Maybe if it was dark, but only because with your hair that way, you look kinda like one my ex-girlfriends.  Otherwise, no.  Hold open a door, pull out a chair, or offer to buy a drink for, certainly.
 
2013-04-23 02:11:33 AM

deeyablo: You taught me something! I didn't know that the word doable was made for the video game! My my, you sure taught me something! You really are a smart thing, aren't you? Yes you are! YES you are! I could have sworn it's origins predated that. Like... I don't know... Spanish or something...

Coo.


You are trying too hard. It is almost painful to watch at this point.
 
2013-04-23 02:27:29 AM

jst3p: deeyablo: You taught me something! I didn't know that the word doable was made for the video game! My my, you sure taught me something! You really are a smart thing, aren't you? Yes you are! YES you are! I could have sworn it's origins predated that. Like... I don't know... Spanish or something...

Coo.

You are trying too hard. It is almost painful to watch at this point.


Translation: I don't have a cute little meme I whored off the internet for this occasion, so I will Nancy my way out of this conversation, until I can find some other unsuspecting person to molest with my little trolly troglodyte ways.

You have to work with what God gave you, son.
 
2013-04-23 02:30:22 AM
I've been with tiny 90 lb girls, and I've been with 200+ lb six 16. all good. the size 16 was MUCH better.

I think you are fat when:
- your muffin top droops and hangs over your crotch
- your butt is three times as large as the top part of your body
- your triceps have a waddle that can be slapped around

if so, get a punching bag! easiest way to lose weight for both men and women.
 
2013-04-23 02:55:42 AM

cheap_thoughts: Mitch Taylor's Bro: cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.

Based on looks alone? No. But how are your sammich-making skills?

/ kidding

Epic! I make some sandwiches that are quite orgasmic.

Take a ciabatta roll, butter and toast the middle. Then layer on hummus (garlic is my favorite) on one side, pesto on the other. Your meat should be: virginia ham, roastiree style chicken breast, pastrami. Either provolone or swiss cheese, topped with baby spinach and maybe feta cheese if I'm feeling rich. That my friends is woah.


That sounds good but something I would have to be in the mood for. I don't believe ya when you say your 220lbs and 5'4". I'm 5'11" and sitting at 220 and if I was to pack on about 15 more pounds in fat weight i'd look like a whale me things.
 
2013-04-23 03:02:47 AM

thisisyourbrainonFark: Really wish Fark could do without Sun and Daily Mail links ...


this x infinity
 
2013-04-23 03:08:21 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


not unless i wanted to throw my back out
 
2013-04-23 03:08:45 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


I would marry you tomorrow! Very pretty lady and it seems you have a great sense of humor
 
2013-04-23 03:29:30 AM

kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: jst3p: kiwimoogle84: bunner: That's not fat, that's called "I eat at least once

You need to relax a little bit. I have as many fans as haters. You look pretty cute even considering:
[media-cdn.tripadvisor.com image 550x412]

/no rack

I'm actually laughing my ass off because that's the first time someone has accused me of having no rack. You may have me confused with someone else, because I've had D's since high school.

*shrug*


I can vouch for that. They're real and they're magnificent.

/Not white knighting
//Kiwi can vouch for a part of my body if anyone tries to ridicule it
///I got your back girl or, front or whatever.
 
2013-04-23 03:34:39 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

[sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x1133]

What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


You asked... you appear to be wearing a dress and some sort of pant. Women who combine clothing items that would normally be worn one-or-the-other-but-not-generally-at-the-same-time are hiding their bodies. Most women who make special effort to hide their bodies do so with good reason. My advice: don't dress like that. It draws attention to the fact that you are hiding something, which draws attention to what you are hiding because we can all see it as easily as you can if we look.

If you really want to know, unless you are very muscular there is no way you are "optimally healthy" at 220 and 5'4". It's physically impossible. But hey, I have a little spare tire and scrawny arms. Nobody's perfect.
 
2013-04-23 05:07:19 AM
Has subby been beaten to a pulp and fed to the hogs yet?
 
2013-04-23 05:10:15 AM
By today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered plus sized.  Where the fark did this stupid notion come from that for women to be attractive they have to have the figure of a 12 year old boy except for the basketball sized hooters?
 
2013-04-23 06:14:12 AM

cheap_thoughts: Would you throw this 5' 4" woman out to the curb?

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What if I told you she was 220lbs, would that make a difference? Everyone carries their weight differently, especially me. I argue all the time with a guy friend of mine who insists I'm not fat. But you farkers have me convinced I'm a land whale with the smack talking you got on this chick.


I'd smack talk ya!
/Ifyaknowwhutimean
 
2013-04-23 06:15:53 AM

PaLarkin: By today's standards Marilyn Monroe would be considered plus sized.  Where the fark did this stupid notion come from that for women to be attractive they have to have the figure of a 12 year old boy except for the basketball sized hooters?


No, Marylin would not have been considered plus sized. Quit spouting this obvious bull. One bad picture does not a lard ass make.
 
2013-04-23 07:03:21 AM
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Is she hot by Welsh standards?

Not really.
 
2013-04-23 07:04:51 AM
fat
 
2013-04-23 07:50:00 AM
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"Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds. "
 
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