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(Wired)   Free Jahar: the growing cult of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev   (wired.com) divider line 445
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2013-04-22 08:54:35 PM
Three FREE hots and a cot for the rest of JAHAR's life.

That's what they mean, right? Because I agree.
 
2013-04-22 08:55:07 PM

gilgigamesh: A lot of this will come from women. Or teenage girls.

He's a good looking kid. As soon as I saw his picture, I knew this shiat would happen. "Look at his eyes. He's so dreamy. I know he has to be innocent."

He'll be one of those guys spending the rest of his life in prison who will be literally buried in marriage proposals by misguided young women.


But...but... They can change him.

Even drew peterson (the other wife killer) has female fans and that guy looks like Josef Fritzl
 
2013-04-22 08:55:08 PM
These kids need to be waiting for the knock on the door if they push this shiat too far.
 
2013-04-22 08:55:15 PM
I knew there'd be a massive conspiracy movement around the bombings given a week. Farkers are like cockroaches.
 
2013-04-22 08:55:42 PM
And I thought the WBC were the worst people ever.
 
2013-04-22 08:55:49 PM
Hopefully the Tea Party will take a pass on this one.
 
2013-04-22 08:56:17 PM
FTFA:

i0.kym-cdn.com

#FreeJahar
 
2013-04-22 08:56:21 PM
Proud to be a libtard NON defender of The Lesser Dorkazov Brother.

Due process FTW.
 
2013-04-22 08:56:28 PM
1.  Convince Twitter and Instagram to embed GPS data on posts.
2.  Write software that feeds the GPS from #FreeJahar tags directly to Mr. Reaper Drone
3.  Profit, at least someone sues you over the constitutionality of this.
 
2013-04-22 08:56:44 PM
Free Jahar supporters must be:
Freepers
Teahadists
and whatever other rightwing nuts there is.

/Meanwhile a few hundred people have been killed in religious violence around the World this past few days.
//Religious wars must stop and its up to the Christians to stop warring first as they have killed millions more people.
 
2013-04-22 08:56:48 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Yep.  Innocent.  I know that if I were charged with something terrible, I would carjack someone, run over my brother and shoot myself in the mouth when cornered by authorities.

That's what innocent people do.


Like a boss!
 
2013-04-22 08:57:31 PM
This thread will be epic if you wish to enlarge your ignore list.
 
2013-04-22 08:57:41 PM
I can totally see that doucebag's face on T-Shirts 10 years from now.
 
2013-04-22 08:57:49 PM

gilgigamesh: A lot of this will come from women. Or teenage girls.

He's a good looking kid. As soon as I saw his picture, I knew this shiat would happen. "Look at his eyes. He's so dreamy. I know he has to be innocent."

He'll be one of those guys spending the rest of his life in prison who will be literally buried in marriage proposals by misguided young women.


But...but... They can change him.

Even drew peterson (the other wife killer) has female fans and that guy looks like Josef Fritzl.
 
2013-04-22 08:58:17 PM

Frozboz: I can totally see that doucebag's face on T-Shirts 10 years from now.


Douce!
 
2013-04-22 08:58:21 PM
"He's farking innocent. If he were 'guilty', it wouldn't take this long to farking prove it, and there would actually be evidence,"

Ummmm...I'm SHOCKED they got him as fast as they did.  It was, almost literally, a needle in a hay stack and they got him in less than a weeks time?  Go fark yourself, conspiracy theorists.
 
2013-04-22 08:58:38 PM

Great_Milenko: There's no happy ending to this story.  Just be glad there's an ending.


Living six miles from his campus and all the other miscellaneous threads of last week that I got tied into, I heartily say THIS.

\the kid mistakenly held at gunpoint by the FBI at the Port Jefferson ferry on Friday? Friend of mine.  You probably didn't hear about that one though
\\Work friends were locked in the Watertown Target all Thursday night because of the initial shootout outside the store
\\\Another friend of mine is a concierge at the Westin Copley, and passed the bombing site about twenty minutes beforehand
\Also, she needed to get Wolf Blitzer an electric blanket last night, guess it was cold out
 
2013-04-22 08:58:40 PM
Clarification: I am not suggesting that we free Jahar - I was merely implying that the people in the article were up to some good ol' fashioned jimmie rustlin'.
 
2013-04-22 08:58:45 PM

scottydoesntknow: FREE HAT!


Came here to post that; beat to the punch!
 
2013-04-22 08:59:16 PM
Double post. My bad.
 
2013-04-22 08:59:30 PM
Online extremism?

Beware the keyboard extremists.
 
2013-04-22 08:59:51 PM
Murderers on death row get marriage proposals all the time.  Some women take loving the bad boy way too far.
 
2013-04-22 09:00:03 PM

Silly Jesus: dr_blasto: Silly Jesus: Mugato: Silly Jesus: He has a lot of defenders on Fark.  Not too shocking that it's fairly widespread outside of this libtard haven.

Ok I know I should be ashamed of myself for biting at this bullshiat but pray tell, why would people defending this guy be a "libtard" thing?

The "excessive force" folks, for one.

Ah, more stupid shiat from you. Good, nice to have constants in the world.

Someone didn't read the CUNY professor thread.


Damn all reality, FULL DERP AHEAD!
 
2013-04-22 09:00:18 PM

netgamer7k: Online extremism?

Beware the keyboard extremists.


I hear they have their Reapers set to "CAPS LOCK." This is srs bsnss.
 
2013-04-22 09:00:37 PM

trippycrazy12: gilgigamesh: A lot of this will come from women. Or teenage girls.

He's a good looking kid. As soon as I saw his picture, I knew this shiat would happen. "Look at his eyes. He's so dreamy. I know he has to be innocent."

He'll be one of those guys spending the rest of his life in prison who will be literally buried in marriage proposals by misguided young women.

But...but... They can change him.

Even drew peterson (the other wife killer) has female fans and that guy looks like Josef Fritzl.


I kind of got how someone like RIchard Ramirez or Ted Bundy could get female groupies: they're handsome, and have a certain dark magnetism to them.  I have no idea how that walrus-looking piece of shiat Peterson gets female fans.  Not only is he ugly as hell, he's a real douche too.
 
2013-04-22 09:00:52 PM

sheep snorter: Free Jahar supporters must be:
Freepers
Teahadists
and whatever other rightwing nuts there is.

/Meanwhile a few hundred people have been killed in religious violence around the World this past few days.
//Religious wars must stop and its up to the Christians to stop warring first as they have killed millions more people.

Great post except"
he wasn't a freeper
he wasn't a Tehahadist
he wasn't a rightwing anything.
Idiot. Go smole more Lib pole, you tool.
 
2013-04-22 09:01:33 PM
looks like its time for mass deportations.
 
2013-04-22 09:01:49 PM
Sheesh.

Anybody got that Professor Farnsworth " I don't want to live on this planet anymore" thing handy?
 
2013-04-22 09:03:17 PM
Fark em, hang him high
 
2013-04-22 09:03:18 PM

propasaurus: scottydoesntknow: The Newtown guy had supporters.

...but enough about the NRA.


Aaaaaand another as**ole is heard from.
Fark you and your hate.

Besides you prove what I came here to post:
'Stupid people believe stupid things'.
 
2013-04-22 09:03:49 PM
I propose a new word for English lexicon -- poopid.  A combination of poophead and stupid.
 
2013-04-22 09:04:06 PM
Give him a fair trial; if he's guilty, hang 'em and hang 'em high. If not; let him go.

/ some of you guys seem to think that due process seems not to exist or does not apply.
 
2013-04-22 09:04:12 PM

sheep snorter: Free Jahar supporters must be:
Freepers
Teahadists
and whatever other rightwing nuts there is.

/Meanwhile a few hundred people have been killed in religious violence around the World this past few days.
//Religious wars must stop and its up to the Christians to stop warring first as they have killed millions more people.


0/10  Just a pathetic effort
 
2013-04-22 09:04:52 PM
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com

FREE JEMIMA!
 
Esn
2013-04-22 09:05:05 PM
The bombing was a heinous act and the person responsible should be punished.

I haven't been following the story very closely, so I'm not really sure if he's guilty or not. Does anyone know of a good site with a full rundown of the evidence proving that he's the one responsible (with his brother)?

Also, is there a place where the claims of these skeptics are debunked?

Unfortunately, the terrorist did succeed in causing enormous damage out of all proportion to the resources put in.  Something like $333 million.
 
2013-04-22 09:05:24 PM

Silly Jesus: Hickory-smoked: Silly Jesus: The Why Not Guy: Silly Jesus: He has a lot of defenders on Fark.

He does? Where?

Note to Drew: I'd actually pay $5 a month if you had better quality trolls.

The Why Not Guy (Favorite: Potato)

He's right though. You're making an idiot of yourself.

I hold your opinion of me in extremely high regard.


Please, show me one instance of some "libtard" farker defending this guy for his actions.
 
2013-04-22 09:05:40 PM
If he was guilty, there'd be evidence by now!"

uh UH.. I see.

So, the corollary to which would be, "If you're NOT guilty, don't run from the cops like a lunatic and hole up in basements near the ass end of the crime wave you're being arrested for"?

This guy doesn't need an attorney, he needs a sh*tproof  paddle.
 
2013-04-22 09:05:50 PM

BarkingUnicorn: The thing that grinds me is that this guy will get a fairer trial than the average American.


Oh bullshiate. You're a moron.
 
2013-04-22 09:05:51 PM
Could someone please photoshop Jar Jar Binks' head onto that Boston marathon image in place of the white hat souche's head?
 
2013-04-22 09:05:57 PM
He's innocent.  He killed nobody.  The bombs he planted and bullets he fired and SUV tires he rode on, those were the real murderers.
 
2013-04-22 09:06:53 PM

The Why Not Guy: Silly Jesus: He has a lot of defenders on Fark.

He does? Where?

Note to Drew: I'd actually pay $5 a month if you had better quality trolls.


I think he might mean the folks who want to see him actually be tried. Apparently wanting to see justice done and served is "defending" him.


You know, as opposed to defending our legal system, and having faith in our judicial system, and the Constitution. I can see how some folks might equate that with "defending him" as opposed to simply shooting him in the face after several hours of strapping his 'nads to a car battery.


They seem to forget wee things like justice and law when they get scared. It sort of shows their cowardice, but that's not all that surprising.


lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-04-22 09:06:54 PM
...a tinted photo of Tsarnaev declaring his innocence; disbelievers "are NASA, GOVERMENT , CSI, NSI, ARMY etc. It is those who is dealing with satan."

i.imgur.com
CSI isn't even real, you numbwits.

And I guess ARMY is an acronym too, huh?

Jesus Tittyfarking Dog Eating Christ on a Pogo Stik.
 
2013-04-22 09:07:14 PM
What a free Jaffa might look like i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 09:07:23 PM
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2013-04-22 09:07:27 PM

sheep snorter: Free Jahar supporters must be:
Freepers
Teahadists

and whatever other rightwing nuts there is.


This guy?
  i.imgur.com


 
2013-04-22 09:07:52 PM
Good thing the terrorists haven't got us barking sh*t at each other instead of calmly reviewing the facts through discourse.
 
2013-04-22 09:08:28 PM
And I bet some of them are hot women as well.
 
2013-04-22 09:08:31 PM

edmo: Hopefully the Tea Party will take a pass on this one.


What a stupid comment.
Next time try harder to post some witty/insightful/biting because fails at all three.
 
2013-04-22 09:08:59 PM

Mugato: BarkingUnicorn: The thing that grinds me is that this guy will get a fairer trial than the average American.

What makes you say that?


Public defenders don't get a lot of time or resources for most cases.  This one has to be done right because of all the attention on it.
 
2013-04-22 09:09:45 PM

FriarReb98: \\Work friends were locked in the Watertown Target all Thursday night because of the initial shootout outside the store


I must say it was very shocking to turn on the news Friday AM and here's a police command center in the parking lot of my local best buy/target/home depot
 
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