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(Wired)   Free Jahar: the growing cult of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev   (wired.com) divider line 444
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2013-04-22 04:31:55 PM
That will require a thicker tin foil hat to digest...
 
2013-04-22 04:38:33 PM
#f*ckthosepeople
 
2013-04-22 04:39:40 PM
This just in: Some people are assholes.
 
2013-04-22 04:43:00 PM
Morons, all of them!

But this is unsurprising news. This shiat happens every time. The Aurora shooter had supporters. The Newtown guy had supporters.

And it's not that all these crazy people actually support the murderers (although some are farked up enough to), they just hate the government so much that anything terrible that happens must be the government's fault.
 
2013-04-22 04:43:59 PM
Some people just like to be on no fly lists........
 
2013-04-22 04:44:11 PM

scottydoesntknow: Morons, all of them!

But this is unsurprising news. This shiat happens every time. The Aurora shooter had supporters. The Newtown guy had supporters.

And it's not that all these crazy people actually support the murderers (although some are farked up enough to), they just hate the government so much that anything terrible that happens must be the government's fault.


Or they could just be Fark trolls

/it's really hard to tell these days
 
2013-04-22 04:44:58 PM
I'd rather free Jafar.
 
2013-04-22 04:45:23 PM

scottydoesntknow: The Newtown guy had supporters.


...but enough about the NRA.
 
2013-04-22 04:50:33 PM

scottydoesntknow: Morons, all of them!

But this is unsurprising news. This shiat happens every time. The Aurora shooter had supporters. The Newtown guy had supporters.

And it's not that all these crazy people actually support the murderers (although some are farked up enough to), they just hate the government so much that anything terrible that happens must be the government's fault.


The freaks white knighting Mr Koresh in the latest Branch Davidian thread would like to disagree with you. But they can't.
 
2013-04-22 04:56:21 PM
Free Pete Rose!
 
2013-04-22 04:57:35 PM
Thanks a lot, Alex Jones, you farking human garbage pile
 
2013-04-22 04:58:20 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-22 05:05:21 PM
uh, yeah... no.
 
2013-04-22 05:09:58 PM
Yep.  Innocent.  I know that if I were charged with something terrible, I would carjack someone, run over my brother and shoot myself in the mouth when cornered by authorities.

That's what innocent people do.
 
2013-04-22 05:21:23 PM

JerseyTim: I'd rather free Jafar.


www.clubjosh.com

Nevar forget.
 
2013-04-22 07:14:51 PM
Don't these people know they will be the first ones the Obamanation will round up into the FEMA camps?
 
2013-04-22 07:23:15 PM
Clownshiat, nothing more, nothing less.
 
2013-04-22 07:51:01 PM
I think one of the things I hate the most about the internet is how it has given a voice to the conspiracy theorist freaks.
 
2013-04-22 07:56:43 PM
Am I supposed to be surprised?

JFK assassination
Moon Landing
9/11

Some of the best documented historical events ever have a vocal minority of people who either believe that what happened is not the whole story or fabricated out of whole cloth. Crazy people are crazy.
 
2013-04-22 07:57:40 PM
What in the chocolate covered f*ck?
 
2013-04-22 08:01:57 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Yep.  Innocent.  I know that if I were charged with something terrible, I would carjack someone, run over my brother and shoot myself in the mouth when cornered by authorities.

That's what innocent people do.


He'll, that's barely even a Tuesday for me.
 
2013-04-22 08:02:20 PM
*sigh*
 
2013-04-22 08:04:34 PM

dr_blasto: AdolfOliverPanties: Yep.  Innocent.  I know that if I were charged with something terrible, I would carjack someone, run over my brother and shoot myself in the mouth when cornered by authorities.

That's what innocent people do.

He'll, that's barely even a Tuesday for me.


You can tell from my well-placed apostrophes that I'm as innocent as they come, thus my reliance on autocorrect.
 
2013-04-22 08:07:20 PM
A lot of this will come from women. Or teenage girls.

He's a good looking kid. As soon as I saw his picture, I knew this shiat would happen. "Look at his eyes. He's so dreamy. I know he has to be innocent."

He'll be one of those guys spending the rest of his life in prison who will be literally buried in marriage proposals by misguided young women.
 
2013-04-22 08:08:32 PM

gilgigamesh: literally buried


Well, not literally.

Or maybe. One can hope.
 
2013-04-22 08:08:58 PM
Yeah, the Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, rules!

Oh wait, I thought that was a weapon in the GoldenEye X-Box game. You're talking about the bomber guy, yeah he sucks. Nevermind.
 
2013-04-22 08:13:02 PM
Good. Rambunctious public debate is a sign of a healthy and functioning democracy.
 
2013-04-22 08:22:21 PM

Silly Jesus: He has a lot of defenders on Fark.  Not too shocking that it's fairly widespread outside of this libtard haven.


Ok I know I should be ashamed of myself for biting at this bullshiat but pray tell, why would people defending this guy be a "libtard" thing?
 
2013-04-22 08:22:30 PM
Isn't this basically the premise of that show Kevin Bacon is on right now?
 
2013-04-22 08:29:02 PM

Silly Jesus: Mugato: Silly Jesus: He has a lot of defenders on Fark.  Not too shocking that it's fairly widespread outside of this libtard haven.

Ok I know I should be ashamed of myself for biting at this bullshiat but pray tell, why would people defending this guy be a "libtard" thing?

The "excessive force" folks, for one.


Ah, more stupid shiat from you. Good, nice to have constants in the world.
 
2013-04-22 08:30:27 PM
i159.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 08:31:48 PM

propasaurus: This just in: Some people are assholes.


Silly Jesus: He has a lot of defenders on Fark.



yes, some people certainly are.
 
2013-04-22 08:38:28 PM
Wow. I need to go to bed.

*sigh*
 
2013-04-22 08:45:09 PM
Jahar, Jahar, he's our man.  If he can't do it,  GREAT!

\first thing that came to mind, TBH
\\also, any group that can't be bothered to spell its hero's name right is obviously a crappy group
 
2013-04-22 08:46:49 PM

propasaurus: This just in: Some people are assholes.


Most of them are on TF
 
2013-04-22 08:48:47 PM
The thing that grinds me is that this guy will get a fairer trial than the average American.
 
2013-04-22 08:49:06 PM
WTF?

img.timeinc.net
 
2013-04-22 08:49:07 PM
I ain't what you call a smart man so let this picture speak for me.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-22 08:49:16 PM
While I suspect that Dschinghis Kahn here probably was coerced by his older brother, he still participated in a criminal act, and needs to face the consequences of his actions.

There's no happy ending to this story.  Just be glad there's an ending.
 
2013-04-22 08:50:05 PM
i858.photobucket.com
Free JarJar
 
2013-04-22 08:50:28 PM
FREEBIRD
 
2013-04-22 08:50:39 PM

BarkingUnicorn: The thing that grinds me is that this guy will get a fairer trial than the average American.


What makes you say that?
 
2013-04-22 08:51:14 PM
Even if the Dzhoker gets freed, I'm sure the Dzhustice League will recapture him.
 
2013-04-22 08:51:48 PM
I hadn't seen the uncropped Jeff Bauman photo until now when I clicked a link in that article.  Kind of wish I hadn't.
 
2013-04-22 08:52:21 PM
I have little doubt that he was manipulated into taking part in the bombings by his older brother. I have no doubt that he was able to determine right from wrong and chose his path. Fry the little shiat.
 
2013-04-22 08:52:30 PM

Silly Jesus: He has a lot of defenders on Fark.


He does? Where?

Note to Drew: I'd actually pay $5 a month if you had better quality trolls.
 
2013-04-22 08:53:02 PM
I am OK with this.  No, seriously.  Let him go.  Take him to South Boston, announce over a PA system that he is going to be released, wait for a crowd to gather, release him, and then have all the police turn around and walk/drive away.  If gets out of there alive then drop all charges.  If not, oh well.  Accidents happen.
 
2013-04-22 08:53:44 PM
We just can't seem to make antipsychotics fast enough

/or get people to take them.....
 
2013-04-22 08:54:00 PM

propasaurus: scottydoesntknow: The Newtown guy had supporters.

...but enough about the NRA.


Well done sir, well farking done.


But there are morons out there who also believe the theater guy is innocent too.
 
2013-04-22 08:54:34 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I have little doubt that he was manipulated into taking part in the bombings by his older brother. I have no doubt that he was able to determine right from wrong and chose his path. Fry the little shiat.


I'd honestly like to keep him alive in some kind of medium security mental facility for the rest of his life.  He's a potential goldmine for studying how immigrants backslide after they've been assimilated.  As a society I think we get the most value out of taking his mind apart and studying the pieces.  Plus my lust for blood was sated when the older douchebag was run over by that SUV.
 
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