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2013-04-23 12:12:44 AM
23 votes:
www.newsowl.com
I wish I knew how to quilt you.
2013-04-22 11:38:59 PM
7 votes:
Then she knitted some tattoos on him and he started staying out all night and became distant and uncommunicative. He quit his job at the Yarn Barn to follow his dream of being a drummer. One day she came home to find her whole life had unraveled and he'd run off with a RealDoll who "really understood" him.
2013-04-23 12:03:30 AM
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-04-23 12:01:28 AM
4 votes:
cdn.tss.uproxx.com
2013-04-23 12:12:08 AM
3 votes:

scottapeshot: No love for Macrame Boyfriend?


img1.etsystatic.com
Who?
2013-04-22 11:42:53 PM
3 votes:
Another reason to study the Kama Suture.
2013-04-23 07:22:49 AM
2 votes:
s23.postimg.org
2013-04-23 02:18:39 AM
2 votes:
picsthatdontsuck.com
2013-04-23 01:22:44 AM
2 votes:
Sounds like she has strand in her vagina
2013-04-22 11:43:14 PM
2 votes:

MemeSlave: Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?


And less rug-burn.
2013-04-22 10:46:43 PM
2 votes:
That first part was so sad...I honestly felt so bad I wanted to show up at her door with some flowers just to see her smile. I guess I'm a big softie. I mean...I'm an asshole to be sure, but underneath that I'm a big softie. And under that I'm kinduvan asshole again, and then under that I have a layer of fluffly nougat. And then under that there's sortuva chocalate-caramel layer, and then I'm an asshole again.
2013-04-22 08:03:48 PM
2 votes:
img560.imageshack.us

Optional appendages are extra.
2013-04-23 01:03:09 PM
1 votes:
Sooo.... rugburn in the hooha, eh?
2013-04-23 12:47:15 AM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.

....why do you know this?


I mean, I'm just assuming...
2013-04-23 12:46:24 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.


and you can learn a valuable life saving procedure at the same time.  just dont forget what you are supposed to do if the need arises.  it could get ugly!!
2013-04-23 12:44:50 AM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.


....why do you know this?
2013-04-23 12:38:41 AM
1 votes:

Shadow Blasko: ChrisDe: [www.newsowl.com image 521x302]
I wish I knew how to quilt you.

cant
stop
laughing


I so needed that.
2013-04-23 12:33:12 AM
1 votes:
What happens when you have too much time on your hands and not enough charge in your batteries.
2013-04-23 12:15:31 AM
1 votes:
Gonna need a couple more balls of yarn to finish it.
2013-04-23 12:07:42 AM
1 votes:

MeanJean: That is farking creepy. What the hell happened to stuffed animals?


Stuffed animals?  What, are you into bestiality or something?

Freak.
2013-04-23 12:00:45 AM
1 votes:
Knit One - Purl Necklace 2
2013-04-22 11:59:21 PM
1 votes:
Fascinating gis results
www.charlock.org
www.charlock.org
2013-04-22 11:50:22 PM
1 votes:
Put it on the couch in front of the game and you'll never know the difference!

/NTTAWWT
2013-04-22 11:44:02 PM
1 votes:
popsych.org


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2013-04-22 11:43:48 PM
1 votes:
www.marfdrat.net
2013-04-22 11:43:15 PM
1 votes:
The ones knitted into the shape of a woman are similar, except of course for the sewn-on breasts, and the implanted, uh, tube-like device in the lower, uh, crotchal region.
2013-04-22 11:30:22 PM
1 votes:
kwame...did you summit this?
2013-04-22 11:25:03 PM
1 votes:

berylman: Crochet is a a gateway knitting activity mind you....


Crocheting is not knitting.
2013-04-22 11:19:17 PM
1 votes:
Yes, but why concern yourself with all of that when you can have yourself your very own inflatable sheep?

/Not responsible for any and all future Amazon recommended items
2013-04-22 11:19:15 PM
1 votes:
Great - one more thing for the ladies to dry-hump.
2013-04-22 11:18:30 PM
1 votes:
I think one model should be named "Broomhandle Johnson".
2013-04-22 11:15:16 PM
1 votes:
Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?
2013-04-22 10:36:51 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: Machine washable?


Couldn't make it to the end of the film, could ya?

That's why your SO needs the knitted boyfriend. :-)
2013-04-22 09:14:40 PM
1 votes:
Uh, yeah...there's somebody in that knitted body sock...

That might be a cool premise for a segment of a horror movie.
2013-04-22 09:01:16 PM
1 votes:
Who needs knitted when Otto is around...

i277.photobucket.com
 
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