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2013-04-22 08:03:48 PM
img560.imageshack.us

Optional appendages are extra.
 
2013-04-22 08:06:22 PM
Lars Larissa And The Real Girl Guy
 
2013-04-22 08:13:26 PM
Machine washable?
 
2013-04-22 09:01:16 PM
Who needs knitted when Otto is around...

i277.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 09:14:40 PM
Uh, yeah...there's somebody in that knitted body sock...

That might be a cool premise for a segment of a horror movie.
 
2013-04-22 09:24:17 PM
I actually enjoyed that. Very creative and artfully executed.
 
2013-04-22 09:28:21 PM
Knit it and quit it
 
2013-04-22 10:07:34 PM
SO ronery...
 
2013-04-22 10:36:51 PM

Amos Quito: Machine washable?


Couldn't make it to the end of the film, could ya?

That's why your SO needs the knitted boyfriend. :-)
 
2013-04-22 10:46:43 PM
That first part was so sad...I honestly felt so bad I wanted to show up at her door with some flowers just to see her smile. I guess I'm a big softie. I mean...I'm an asshole to be sure, but underneath that I'm a big softie. And under that I'm kinduvan asshole again, and then under that I have a layer of fluffly nougat. And then under that there's sortuva chocalate-caramel layer, and then I'm an asshole again.
 
2013-04-22 10:53:27 PM
img560.imageshack.us

Looks like My Knitted Boyfriend™ is getting a good pegging here
 
2013-04-22 11:00:14 PM

Somacandra: Amos Quito: Machine washable?

Couldn't make it to the end of the film, could ya?

That's why your SO needs the knitted boyfriend. :-)



There was a film?

I need to click that link again...
 
2013-04-22 11:12:49 PM
Let me guess, it empowers womyn.
 
2013-04-22 11:13:48 PM
Crochet is a a gateway knitting activity mind you....
 
2013-04-22 11:15:16 PM
Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?
 
2013-04-22 11:16:49 PM
I hear these and rock-pick hammers are best-sellers in the Ace Hardware: Attica Edition catalogue
 
2013-04-22 11:17:52 PM
Wife had a lumpectomy ... twice in short succession (that's often the case).  Soreness resulted.  My sister sent her a stuffed lion, as it helps the arm positioning at night.

I've been replaced.

/NCSB
 
2013-04-22 11:18:30 PM
I think one model should be named "Broomhandle Johnson".
 
2013-04-22 11:18:44 PM
Cup his balls of yarn.
 
2013-04-22 11:19:03 PM
Are those black heads or Howdy Doody freckles?  Would that qualify for an MMF?  I need answers before I pearl two.
 
2013-04-22 11:19:15 PM
Great - one more thing for the ladies to dry-hump.
 
2013-04-22 11:19:17 PM
Yes, but why concern yourself with all of that when you can have yourself your very own inflatable sheep?

/Not responsible for any and all future Amazon recommended items
 
2013-04-22 11:20:50 PM
www.designacademy.nl

yep
 
2013-04-22 11:23:38 PM
ArtosRC:  inflatable sheep
O Ahura Mazdathats not real right?!
 
2013-04-22 11:23:57 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-22 11:25:03 PM

berylman: Crochet is a a gateway knitting activity mind you....


Crocheting is not knitting.
 
2013-04-22 11:26:04 PM
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 11:30:22 PM
kwame...did you summit this?
 
2013-04-22 11:30:24 PM

jaytkay: [www.designacademy.nl image 800x600]

yep


Hipster.  Saw it coming a mile away.
 
2013-04-22 11:30:26 PM
So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.
 
2013-04-22 11:34:42 PM
Ancient bathroom-wall graffiti:

-My mother made me a homosexual

-If I buy the yarn, will she make me one, too?
 
2013-04-22 11:34:50 PM
I bet she's a whiz in the kitchenn, too!

www.seriouseats.com
 
2013-04-22 11:38:59 PM
Then she knitted some tattoos on him and he started staying out all night and became distant and uncommunicative. He quit his job at the Yarn Barn to follow his dream of being a drummer. One day she came home to find her whole life had unraveled and he'd run off with a RealDoll who "really understood" him.
 
2013-04-22 11:39:21 PM
Just needs a KFC bowl of sadness
 
2013-04-22 11:41:55 PM
katerbug72:Crocheting is not knitting.

Burn in hell! Just kidding... dat is twue. But leave that to the knitting purists,
 
2013-04-22 11:42:53 PM
Another reason to study the Kama Suture.
 
2013-04-22 11:43:14 PM

MemeSlave: Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?


And less rug-burn.
 
2013-04-22 11:43:15 PM
The ones knitted into the shape of a woman are similar, except of course for the sewn-on breasts, and the implanted, uh, tube-like device in the lower, uh, crotchal region.
 
2013-04-22 11:43:48 PM
www.marfdrat.net
 
2013-04-22 11:44:02 PM
popsych.org


Unavailable for comment.
 
2013-04-22 11:45:09 PM

berylman: ArtosRC:  inflatable sheep
O Ahura Mazdathats not real right?!


They are definitely real. My aunt gave one to my dad as a gag gift once.

/As far as I know, it has not left the box.
//Probably a better market for them in Wales.
 
2013-04-22 11:50:22 PM
Put it on the couch in front of the game and you'll never know the difference!

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-04-22 11:56:38 PM
First thing I thought of: Wool Fetish SWAT (potentially NSFW text and a few images on later pages, though no actual nudity)
 
2013-04-22 11:59:21 PM
Fascinating gis results
www.charlock.org
www.charlock.org
 
2013-04-23 12:00:45 AM
Knit One - Purl Necklace 2
 
2013-04-23 12:01:28 AM
cdn.tss.uproxx.com
 
2013-04-23 12:01:40 AM
I would sooo dress up in a suit like that and find someone that owned one.
 
2013-04-23 12:01:55 AM

Jesterling: Fascinating gis results
[www.charlock.org image 850x564]
[www.charlock.org image 616x533]


I've seen that video.
 
2013-04-23 12:03:11 AM

jaytkay: [www.designacademy.nl image 800x600]

yep


She's pretty cute.
 
2013-04-23 12:03:30 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-23 12:04:16 AM
That is farking creepy. What the hell happened to stuffed animals?
 
2013-04-23 12:07:42 AM

MeanJean: That is farking creepy. What the hell happened to stuffed animals?


Stuffed animals?  What, are you into bestiality or something?

Freak.
 
2013-04-23 12:07:48 AM
No love for Macrame Boyfriend?
 
2013-04-23 12:07:50 AM

MeanJean: That is farking creepy. What the hell happened to stuffed animals?


Men are animals.
 
2013-04-23 12:12:08 AM

scottapeshot: No love for Macrame Boyfriend?


img1.etsystatic.com
Who?
 
2013-04-23 12:12:44 AM
www.newsowl.com
I wish I knew how to quilt you.
 
2013-04-23 12:13:03 AM
I came to Fark for imagery but got middle-aged men in disturbing cotton suits insteads
 
2013-04-23 12:15:31 AM
Gonna need a couple more balls of yarn to finish it.
 
2013-04-23 12:17:46 AM

ChrisDe: [www.newsowl.com image 521x302]
I wish I knew how to quilt you.


cant
stop
laughing
 
2013-04-23 12:20:06 AM

MemeSlave: Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?


That would have to be one massive vibrator if you plan to lay next to it to cuddle in bed.
 
2013-04-23 12:33:12 AM
What happens when you have too much time on your hands and not enough charge in your batteries.
 
2013-04-23 12:36:30 AM

MemeSlave: Wouldn't just buying a vibrator three-speed rabbit save time, money and effort?


FTFM, and yes. I think she's going for the snuggle factor though, and fake penises sadly lack in that department.
 
2013-04-23 12:37:05 AM

Gyrfalcon: What happens when you have too much time on your hands and not enough charge in your batteries.



Repetitive motion injury?
 
2013-04-23 12:37:10 AM

darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.


The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.
 
2013-04-23 12:38:10 AM

ChrisDe: [www.newsowl.com image 521x302]
I wish I knew how to quilt you.


That's it. Thread over.

*snerk* thread.
 
2013-04-23 12:38:41 AM

Shadow Blasko: ChrisDe: [www.newsowl.com image 521x302]
I wish I knew how to quilt you.

cant
stop
laughing


I so needed that.
 
2013-04-23 12:41:38 AM

darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.


My initial thought was 'who would admit to it?' but I saw a tv show about guys who buy Real Dolls for sex. Their faces weren't blurred out and they seemed quite comfortable with their choice. IIRC, a doll cost as much as a small car so no doubt there are some without the financial means that go with something inflatable instead.

CSB time: My dad bought an inflatable sheep for his boss's retirement party as a joke (his boss was a shepherd back in his teens). When they blew it up, it was obvious no one could actually have sex with it since there was a rough  seam along the, um, access point that looked like it would damage whatever fleshy bit went in. Everyone also got a laugh when they noticed the face was printed with lipstick.
 
2013-04-23 12:44:50 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.


....why do you know this?
 
2013-04-23 12:46:24 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.


and you can learn a valuable life saving procedure at the same time.  just dont forget what you are supposed to do if the need arises.  it could get ugly!!
 
2013-04-23 12:47:15 AM

Gyrfalcon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.

....why do you know this?


I mean, I'm just assuming...
 
2013-04-23 12:52:03 AM

reklamfox: MemeSlave: Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?

That would have to be one massive vibrator if you plan to lay next to it to cuddle in bed.


You are being difficult.
 
2013-04-23 12:56:13 AM

Gyrfalcon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.

....why do you know this?


Shiat, son, Chuck Palahniuk wrote a book about it. I bet most of the male population gets that idea when they see one of the dolls.
 
2013-04-23 12:58:19 AM

UsikFark: reklamfox: MemeSlave:  one massive vibrator


Go on...
 
2013-04-23 01:03:30 AM

ciberido: MeanJean: That is farking creepy. What the hell happened to stuffed animals?

Stuffed animals?  What, are you into bestiality or something?

Freak.


Don't judge....
/Wait, wut?
// : P
 
2013-04-23 01:03:51 AM

UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.

....why do you know this?

Shiat, son, Chuck Palahniuk wrote a book about it. I bet most of the male population gets that idea when they see one of the dolls.


Pretty sure that was a short story about child-size dolls, you perv.
 
2013-04-23 01:16:15 AM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.

....why do you know this?

Shiat, son, Chuck Palahniuk wrote a book about it. I bet most of the male population gets that idea when they see one of the dolls.

Pretty sure that was a short story about child-size dolls, you perv.


Pretty sure you didn't read the whole story, maybe skipped to the part about the dolls, perv.
 
2013-04-23 01:17:29 AM

LadySusan: UsikFark: reklamfox: MemeSlave:  one massive vibrator

Go on...


I know it's really exciting and you might have jumped the gun, but I'm the wrong one to quote about the vibrator.
 
2013-04-23 01:22:44 AM
Sounds like she has strand in her vagina
 
2013-04-23 01:57:15 AM
Snooter don't care about your date last fall
Snooter don't care about your blow up doll
he just snoots and snoots and snoots
 
2013-04-23 02:08:26 AM

Darkviking: [i6.photobucket.com image 448x304]


Well done.
 
2013-04-23 02:18:39 AM
picsthatdontsuck.com
 
2013-04-23 02:40:28 AM

UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.

....why do you know this?

Shiat, son, Chuck Palahniuk wrote a book about it. I bet most of the male population gets that idea when they see one of the dolls.


I don't hold my fellow males in very high regard, but I'm assuming you're wrong about this.
 
2013-04-23 02:43:19 AM
 
2013-04-23 02:58:21 AM

reubendaley: UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.

....why do you know this?

Shiat, son, Chuck Palahniuk wrote a book about it. I bet most of the male population gets that idea when they see one of the dolls.

I don't hold my fellow males in very high regard, but I'm assuming you're wrong about this.


i140.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-23 03:10:33 AM
Socks to be the woman who gets this as a gift.
 
2013-04-23 04:13:09 AM

darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.


Can't speak for anyone else, but no...hell no.   Most blowup dolls have mouths that remind me of that XFiles sewer-worm creature...
 
2013-04-23 04:47:13 AM

PunGent: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

Can't speak for anyone else, but no...hell no.   Most blowup dolls have mouths that remind me of that XFiles sewer-worm creature...


Is that a bad thing, tho?
 
2013-04-23 07:22:49 AM
s23.postimg.org
 
2013-04-23 07:24:15 AM

rkiller1: Are those black heads or Howdy Doody freckles?  Would that qualify for an MMF?  I need answers before I pearl two.


Does she knit the redhead in the picture? 'cause I would take two of her.
 
2013-04-23 07:24:43 AM

berylman: katerbug72:Crocheting is not knitting.

Burn in hell! Just kidding... dat is twue. But leave that to the knitting purists,


lol I'm a crocheter myself. Knitting is the devil.
 
2013-04-23 07:28:33 AM

Lando Lincoln: Uh, yeah...there's somebody in that knitted body sock...

That might be a cool premise for a segment of a horror movie.


Yes. A horror movie called "I'm 39 and even my cats think I'm sad."
 
2013-04-23 07:44:56 AM

reubendaley: UsikFark: Gyrfalcon: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: darkjezter: So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.

The inflatable ones you get at adult novelty boutiques are rather poorly made, and depending on your size (weight) it may not last the first encounter. They rip/pop/leak, and are hard to clean when deflated.

Also, if you like to use implements, dildos, handcuffs, any binding or beads, etc. you can pretty much forget about it.

If you're looking for a budget companion, I'd suggest checking local EMT academies or junior colleges and inquiring about used CPR mannequins. You can usually find a retired CPR mannequin for under $100, and if you have some basic handyman skills you can mount a fleshlight into it. Add a wig and some make up and you've got a halfway decent Real Doll for 1/20th the price.

....why do you know this?

Shiat, son, Chuck Palahniuk wrote a book about it. I bet most of the male population gets that idea when they see one of the dolls.

I don't hold my fellow males in very high regard, but I'm assuming you're wrong about this.


I agree, I as well don't hold many fellows in high regard, but I thought he was about to suggest finding an EMT academy or junior college student that wanted to earn some extra money.....
The homemade doll thing never made its appearance in my thoughts till I met him.  The thought was rejected.
 
Skr
2013-04-23 08:10:54 AM
Reminds me a bit of the zentai body suits (especially since it actually seems like a person is wearing the creation in a few pictures.)
fc06.deviantart.net
 
2013-04-23 10:20:10 AM
Not a new concept

Teddy Babes (NSFW)
 
2013-04-23 10:35:31 AM
If this lady doesn't have a boyfriend, it has to be because of her personality.  And that's coming from someone (me) who considers natural redheads to be attractive

www.charlock.org
 
2013-04-23 10:51:37 AM
In every dream home, a heartache.
 
2013-04-23 01:03:09 PM
Sooo.... rugburn in the hooha, eh?
 
2013-04-23 07:25:26 PM

ghostwind: Socks to be the woman who gets this as a gift.


I still think the gay boyfriend is better than the knitted boyfriend.
 
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