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(io9)   Old and busted: Blow-up girlfriend. New hotness: Knitted boyfriend   ( ) divider line 98
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12248 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Apr 2013 at 11:11 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-22 08:03:48 PM

Optional appendages are extra.
2013-04-22 08:06:22 PM  
Lars Larissa And The Real Girl Guy
2013-04-22 08:13:26 PM  
Machine washable?
2013-04-22 09:01:16 PM  
Who needs knitted when Otto is around...
2013-04-22 09:14:40 PM  
Uh, yeah...there's somebody in that knitted body sock...

That might be a cool premise for a segment of a horror movie.
2013-04-22 09:24:17 PM  
I actually enjoyed that. Very creative and artfully executed.
2013-04-22 09:28:21 PM  
Knit it and quit it
2013-04-22 10:07:34 PM  
SO ronery...
2013-04-22 10:36:51 PM  

Amos Quito: Machine washable?

Couldn't make it to the end of the film, could ya?

That's why your SO needs the knitted boyfriend. :-)
2013-04-22 10:46:43 PM  
That first part was so sad...I honestly felt so bad I wanted to show up at her door with some flowers just to see her smile. I guess I'm a big softie. I mean...I'm an asshole to be sure, but underneath that I'm a big softie. And under that I'm kinduvan asshole again, and then under that I have a layer of fluffly nougat. And then under that there's sortuva chocalate-caramel layer, and then I'm an asshole again.
2013-04-22 10:53:27 PM

Looks like My Knitted Boyfriend™ is getting a good pegging here
2013-04-22 11:00:14 PM  

Somacandra: Amos Quito: Machine washable?

Couldn't make it to the end of the film, could ya?

That's why your SO needs the knitted boyfriend. :-)

There was a film?

I need to click that link again...
2013-04-22 11:12:49 PM  
Let me guess, it empowers womyn.
2013-04-22 11:13:48 PM  
Crochet is a a gateway knitting activity mind you....
2013-04-22 11:15:16 PM  
Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?
2013-04-22 11:16:49 PM  
I hear these and rock-pick hammers are best-sellers in the Ace Hardware: Attica Edition catalogue
2013-04-22 11:17:52 PM  
Wife had a lumpectomy ... twice in short succession (that's often the case).  Soreness resulted.  My sister sent her a stuffed lion, as it helps the arm positioning at night.

I've been replaced.

2013-04-22 11:18:30 PM  
I think one model should be named "Broomhandle Johnson".
2013-04-22 11:18:44 PM  
Cup his balls of yarn.
2013-04-22 11:19:03 PM  
Are those black heads or Howdy Doody freckles?  Would that qualify for an MMF?  I need answers before I pearl two.
2013-04-22 11:19:15 PM  
Great - one more thing for the ladies to dry-hump.
2013-04-22 11:19:17 PM  
Yes, but why concern yourself with all of that when you can have yourself your very own inflatable sheep?

/Not responsible for any and all future Amazon recommended items
2013-04-22 11:20:50 PM

2013-04-22 11:23:38 PM  
ArtosRC:  inflatable sheep
O Ahura Mazdathats not real right?!
2013-04-22 11:23:57 PM
2013-04-22 11:25:03 PM  

berylman: Crochet is a a gateway knitting activity mind you....

Crocheting is not knitting.
2013-04-22 11:26:04 PM
2013-04-22 11:30:22 PM  
kwame...did you summit this?
2013-04-22 11:30:24 PM  

jaytkay: [ image 800x600]


Hipster.  Saw it coming a mile away.
2013-04-22 11:30:26 PM  
So, speaking of blow-up sex dolls, has anybody ever heard of anybody actually getting it on with one?  I've only ever seen blow-up sex dolls used as props at bachelor parties or for practical joke purposes.  I've never heard anybody admit to actually using one for it's (supposed) intended purpose.
2013-04-22 11:34:42 PM  
Ancient bathroom-wall graffiti:

-My mother made me a homosexual

-If I buy the yarn, will she make me one, too?
2013-04-22 11:34:50 PM  
I bet she's a whiz in the kitchenn, too!
2013-04-22 11:38:59 PM  
Then she knitted some tattoos on him and he started staying out all night and became distant and uncommunicative. He quit his job at the Yarn Barn to follow his dream of being a drummer. One day she came home to find her whole life had unraveled and he'd run off with a RealDoll who "really understood" him.
2013-04-22 11:39:21 PM  
Just needs a KFC bowl of sadness
2013-04-22 11:41:55 PM  
katerbug72:Crocheting is not knitting.

Burn in hell! Just kidding... dat is twue. But leave that to the knitting purists,
2013-04-22 11:42:53 PM  
Another reason to study the Kama Suture.
2013-04-22 11:43:14 PM  

MemeSlave: Wouldn't just buying a vibrator save time, money and effort?

And less rug-burn.
2013-04-22 11:43:15 PM  
The ones knitted into the shape of a woman are similar, except of course for the sewn-on breasts, and the implanted, uh, tube-like device in the lower, uh, crotchal region.
2013-04-22 11:43:48 PM
2013-04-22 11:44:02 PM

Unavailable for comment.
2013-04-22 11:45:09 PM  

berylman: ArtosRC:  inflatable sheep
O Ahura Mazdathats not real right?!

They are definitely real. My aunt gave one to my dad as a gag gift once.

/As far as I know, it has not left the box.
//Probably a better market for them in Wales.
2013-04-22 11:50:22 PM  
Put it on the couch in front of the game and you'll never know the difference!

2013-04-22 11:56:38 PM  
First thing I thought of: Wool Fetish SWAT (potentially NSFW text and a few images on later pages, though no actual nudity)
2013-04-22 11:59:21 PM  
Fascinating gis results
2013-04-23 12:00:45 AM  
Knit One - Purl Necklace 2
2013-04-23 12:01:28 AM
2013-04-23 12:01:40 AM  
I would sooo dress up in a suit like that and find someone that owned one.
2013-04-23 12:01:55 AM  

Jesterling: Fascinating gis results
[ image 850x564]
[ image 616x533]

I've seen that video.
2013-04-23 12:03:11 AM  

jaytkay: [ image 800x600]


She's pretty cute.
2013-04-23 12:03:30 AM
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