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(UPI)   Man eats at 6,297 Chinese restaurants, hungry again half hour later   (upi.com) divider line 105
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2013-04-22 04:14:33 PM  
GIVE US MORE PROTEIN 60G is NOT ENOUGH
NEITHER IS 2400 CALORIES
IN ONE SERVING OF GENERAL TSO"S CHICKEN

HUNGRY AN HOUR LATER
MORE FOOD PLEASE!!
 
2013-04-22 04:28:24 PM  
Chickety Chicken
 
2013-04-22 04:49:27 PM  
YOU BEEN HERE FOUR MONTHS! YOU GO HOME NOW!
 
2013-04-22 04:54:44 PM  
Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.
 
2013-04-22 04:57:53 PM  

meow said the dog: Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.


www.morethings.com
 
2013-04-22 05:12:02 PM  
Rice is great when you're hungry, and you want 2000 of something.
 
2013-04-22 05:12:24 PM  
 
2013-04-22 05:15:05 PM  
Man eats at 6,297 Chinese restaurants

assets.sbnation.com

In a row?
 
2013-04-22 05:17:39 PM  
The way they've adapted their traditional cuisine to American tastes and the available foods here is just genius. Yet another immigration success story.
 
2013-04-22 05:19:26 PM  
"For a good portion of when they were open, they were the best Chinese restaurant in the country,"

See, there's the problem. A spot may be good for a short time, but then they start going downhill by taking shortcuts on the food.

/Love chinese food
//not fat
///got back from the gym hours ago
 
2013-04-22 05:19:35 PM  

meow said the dog: Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.


*golf clap*
 
2013-04-22 05:19:53 PM  
You scare my wife

NSFWish.  Because of "son of a biatch"
 
2013-04-22 05:20:39 PM  
Angeles attorney said he has kept an Excel spreadsheet documenting his experiences at 6,297 Chinese restaurants in the United States and elsewhere.

David Chan, 61, said the Springfield Cashew Chicken he sampled at Leong's Asian Diner in Springfield, Mo., marked his 6,297th meal at a Chinese restaurant and he has documented all of his experiences in a spreadsheet that dates back to 1955, the Los Angeles Times reported Monday.



i didn't know excel was around in 1955
 
2013-04-22 05:20:54 PM  
that's like eating at 6000 mcdonalds. sure its all "different" but come on.
 
2013-04-22 05:21:50 PM  
Last time we had 'Chinese' food (sesame chicken) I was full for like four hours. I think there's something wrong with me.
 
2013-04-22 05:21:54 PM  
"It doesn't have to be authentic Chinese. If it's Chinese-American, it's all the more interesting," Chan said.   - From the article

So, pretty much every "chinese" restaurant in the US? If it's not chinese american, and it's in the us - someone either needs a geography lesson, or a visit from those FBI guys..
 
2013-04-22 05:22:17 PM  
"ABC" Seafood? As in "Already Been Chewed"?
 
2013-04-22 05:23:24 PM  

meow said the dog: Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.


You have unnecassary . between they and SO
 
2013-04-22 05:24:48 PM  

meow said the dog: Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.


For some reason my left eye started twitching while reading this.
 
2013-04-22 05:25:06 PM  

meow said the dog: Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 05:26:04 PM  
userserve-ak.last.fm

yeah, I called you the person who is bigger
look at me, I do the exercising

/LAUGHTER OL
 
2013-04-22 05:26:04 PM  

meow said the dog: Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.


Another classic.
 
2013-04-22 05:26:06 PM  
His wife yells at him for using the litter box.
 
2013-04-22 05:27:52 PM  
cream of sum yung man??
 
2013-04-22 05:33:19 PM  
Well, did his fortunes come true?
 
2013-04-22 05:34:13 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Angeles attorney said he has kept an Excel spreadsheet documenting his experiences at 6,297 Chinese restaurants in the United States and elsewhere.

David Chan, 61, said the Springfield Cashew Chicken he sampled at Leong's Asian Diner in Springfield, Mo., marked his 6,297th meal at a Chinese restaurant and he has documented all of his experiences in a spreadsheet that dates back to 1955, the Los Angeles Times reported Monday.


i didn't know excel was around in 1955


Well, once upon a time, "spreadsheets" were actually sheets (of paper) that you spread, so...
 
2013-04-22 05:34:48 PM  
Some honky out there says he wants four fried chickens and a coke, and another one wants dry toast.
 
2013-04-22 05:34:55 PM  
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2013-04-22 05:36:09 PM  
I want to know how many of those 6,297 are called "No. 1 Chinese Restaurant".
 
2013-04-22 05:36:13 PM  
why did the cannibal army take less than a month to conquer all of asia?

well you know how it is, you go out for chinese and you're hungry again an hour later.
 
2013-04-22 05:36:22 PM  
Chinese-American has better egg rolls and better egg fu yang than real Cantonese restaurants.

Sweet and sour pork is exactly the same.But everything else is, sadly, miles behind.I'll bet that if they introduced more traditional fare it would catch on pretty quickly. Americans are more adventurous than they used to be.
 
2013-04-22 05:37:26 PM  
Have you tried the new chinese-german fusion place? I did and 30 minutes later I was hungry for power.
 
2013-04-22 05:40:43 PM  

inner ted: cream of sum yung man??


I hear that's the house specialty here:

portlandoctopus.com
 
2013-04-22 05:41:23 PM  
Huh weird, I met this guy. I know his daughter.

He's just a regular Chinese guy. He likes food too much though.
 
2013-04-22 05:41:26 PM  

jaybeezey: meow said the dog: Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.

For some reason my left eye started twitching while reading this.


Don't worry. That is perfectly normal. You get used to the twitching of the eye and the photoshoopsing of the English.
 
2013-04-22 05:44:52 PM  
I call bullshiat on the whole thing. He claims he started the spreadsheet in 1955. He would have been 3 years old then.
 
2013-04-22 05:47:50 PM  
So he started keeping a log of Chinese restaurants he's eaten at since he was 3?
Started in 1955
61 years old
 
2013-04-22 05:53:58 PM  

Super Chronic: Well, once upon a time, "spreadsheets" were actually sheets (of paper) that you spread, so...


My mind.  Blown.
 
2013-04-22 06:07:44 PM  
That article was super informative.
 
2013-04-22 06:10:55 PM  

Dr. Goldshnoz: that's like eating at 6000 mcdonalds. sure its all "different" but come on.


all due respect, MacDonalds would have killed him long ago. i drive many miles to get amer-Chin while there are 4 big name fast food places 1 1/4 - 1 1/2 mile away. i eat better for less $.
 
2013-04-22 06:11:17 PM  
Man Dies of Arsenic Poisoning From Eating Too Much Rice
 
2013-04-22 06:12:34 PM  
CHINESE FOOD RANT: Brown rice is NOT farkING FRIED RICE.
 
2013-04-22 06:19:16 PM  
The thing I find most amazing is this guy has had a spreadsheet program since 1955..
 
2013-04-22 06:21:46 PM  
I'm sure I have that beat in the last 25 years, I just haven't kept track.
 
2013-04-22 06:22:18 PM  
math doesn't really add up. He has to basically eat at a chinese restaurant at least 1 meal a day 365/yr for 17 years straight... and that's assuming there are no repeats which is not likely. Otherwise it goes exponentially higher.
 
2013-04-22 06:31:37 PM  
Later that day...

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2013-04-22 06:32:57 PM  
You down with M.S.G.?
 
2013-04-22 06:42:26 PM  
Always order the #7.  Nine of ten times you can't go wrong.
 
2013-04-22 06:49:02 PM  

phlegmmo: meow said the dog: Listen I can see many of you who are going to make the criticism of the person of this to perhaps say that this is the individual who is of the likelihood of being the bigger person however I shall do the warning of you for the reason upon which is this and that is maybe he has the inflammation of the thyroid and perhaps you should not place the judgment on individuals who cannot take the massive problems of the thyroid which is suffered by they.  So next time you wish to say OH BUT MEOW SAID THE DOG WHY DO YOU TAKE UP FOR THE PERSON WHO IS BIGGER AND PROBABLY DOES NOT DO THE EXERCISING I suggest perhaps you take the look into the mirror and if you are not the bigger person then take the picture and do the photoshoopsing of you being the bigger of people and also having the General Sew chicken.

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authentic frontier gibberish!
 
2013-04-22 06:49:57 PM  
I never understood that joke. Is it a diarrhea reference? Chinese never gave me the shiats.

/maybe I'm lucky.
 
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