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(Yahoo)   United Arab Emirates to impose ban on women wearing bikinis on beaches, punishable by fines. But on the upside, they're also banning guys from wearing Speedos and banana hammocks   ( divider line
    More: Sad, United Arab Emirates, swimsuits, beaches, National Reporting  
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5700 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Apr 2013 at 4:27 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-22 05:21:04 PM  
3 votes:

Ow! That was my feelings!: MrSteve007: Ow! That was my feelings!: No, you did not, you farking nob.

I had on skis - it was ripp'n cold - there was frozen h20 in which I slid down on a slope.

Was it fresh natural powered on a double diamond run? No. But it was skiing in the middle of the Arabian peninsula.

I even mad a little video of some of the shiat I saw. link.

Heh, you come across like such a tourist douche. "Look what I did!" You were not 'skiing', you were participating in a publicity stunt. Get over yourself. Come out to Colorado, where you can ski for real, if you can.

You are getting angry because a man on the internet skied indoors.

2013-04-22 06:54:01 PM  
2 votes:
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That unfortunate European looks like he put his fat ass into a speedo tightener.
2013-04-22 05:53:19 PM  
2 votes:

Yeah, I was kind of thinking that, too.

/no, I did NOT see the movie

Hey, is that a horse with no name?
2013-04-22 05:09:28 PM  
2 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: I'm sorry but if you're a woman over 140lb you should have to wear that top one or face a fine.

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 165 lbs

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You:  Full of shiat, and/or gay.  NTTAWWT.
2013-04-22 04:35:31 PM  
2 votes:
One of those is acceptable government intervention for the public good. The other is not. Here, let me give you a hint.

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2013-04-22 03:23:45 PM  
2 votes:

staplermofo: GIS says it's worth it.

A beach scene from Dubai:

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One of these things is not like the others . . .
2013-04-22 08:51:27 PM  
1 vote:
The only people who wear speedos are people who should never wear speedos.
2013-04-22 08:03:16 PM  
1 vote:
Ow! That was my feelings!:
//Still not impressed with Dubai skiing, the whole point of which seems to be bragging about it.

Here's a hint: not everyone who visits Dubai is coming from Colorado
2013-04-22 07:48:25 PM  
1 vote:

gingerjet: MrSteve007: If you're not openly gay, traveling with an unmarried woman, and not a stoner, you'll be fine. Everyone I met there was really nice, and spoke English.

I was aggressively pursued by recruiter for a one year gig in Saudi Arabia and UAE.  I finally said - "dude - I'm gay ginger alcoholic which will either get me killed, imprisoned, or - if I'm lucky - skin cancer within a week of arriving."  He backed off a bit but not without first asking "how gay?".

/recruiters are only a step above used auto salesmen on the ethics scale

A draft on the 'how gay' scale:

1. Banging wife while watching sport center
2. Rim job by lovely lady
3. Ball slapping dude during double penetration
4. Smooshing dicks together for a simultaneous BJ from a big mouthed gal
5. Jacking it in front of another dude
6. Gay oral
7. Butzex
2013-04-22 07:39:08 PM  
1 vote:
Late to the party but please allow me to pile on:

MrSteve007 - "I went skiing in Dubai"

Ow! That was my feelings! - "No, you didn't you nob"

MrSteve007 - provides video evidence link

Ow! That was my feelings! - goes into epic meltdown and gets farkied a douche bag by legions of Farkers

That 'bout sum it up? Heh, heh...douche bag.
2013-04-22 07:19:27 PM  
1 vote:

drjekel_mrhyde: Cyberluddite: drjekel_mrhyde: I'm sorry but if you're a woman over 140lb you should have to wear that top one or face a fine.

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 165 lbs

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You:  Full of shiat, and/or gay.  NTTAWWT.

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Here's a better prize:
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She walks in the 150s, can't make 140 weight limit for her weight class.  What a fatass. I would never be seen outside with her as it's too embarassing.
2013-04-22 06:34:15 PM  
1 vote:
I have been to the region of the Persian Gulf and take it from me, you would rather go to Colorado. Even if some guy there cracks his bong.
2013-04-22 06:23:35 PM  
1 vote:
Ow! That was my feelings!: I called him out for self-aggrandizing his vacation. I was being a dick. How is that not obvious?
2013-04-22 06:05:58 PM  
1 vote:
I went there with my brother and it was actually neat. Why you may ask? We went on his business and had a "handler" on the trip that allowed us to know what was and was not allowed. if you keep things private- and as a formal guest of a handler- you can enjoy a reasonably good time. I assume it would be the same if you went to Cuba,North Korea or New York city. As decent folks we had no interest in debauchery ,drugs or dicking around. best part is there is no grass to stay off of.
2013-04-22 05:39:25 PM  
1 vote:
So this would not be a good spring break destination.
2013-04-22 05:33:27 PM  
1 vote:

Cyberluddite: drjekel_mrhyde: I'm sorry but if you're a woman over 140lb you should have to wear that top one or face a fine.

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 165 lbs

[ image 543x820]

You:  Full of shiat, and/or gay.  NTTAWWT.

She's 5'10 but hey you win here's your prize
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2013-04-22 05:28:31 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-22 05:06:17 PM  
1 vote:

reaperducer: Every succeeding push westward was done by yet another person who didn't like the way things were done farther east.

They went so far they accidentally took over Japan!
2013-04-22 05:01:53 PM  
1 vote:

MrSteve007: A Shambling Mound: Can someone give those of us confused by all this a good reason why anyone would want to travel to the UAE in the first place? With the obvious exception of business travel, of course.

Sounds like a silly place. A silly place that takes itself incredibly seriously, which is a very dangerous combination for the unaware traveler.

I enjoyed going on a weekend trip to Dubai last year:

-Went skiing
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No, you did not, you farking nob.
2013-04-22 04:57:13 PM  
1 vote:

Endive Wombat: I honestly have no idea why you as a American/ Westerner would travel to such restrictive places like the Middle East.  Even if you have bukkets and bukkets of money...I see no point in giving my money to a nation that arrests you for having marijuana on the BOTTOM of your shoe.

Well...there's the whole ancient cradle of civilization thing. Totally not worth giving up your pot and bikini for a week.
2013-04-22 04:57:02 PM  
1 vote:
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So no sweatpants for pornstars, then?
2013-04-22 04:55:41 PM  
1 vote:
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We win.
2013-04-22 04:50:38 PM  
1 vote:

Big Man On Campus: It's amazing to me how much America want's to be liberal, but still has a huge problem with public nudity in places it would otherwise be accepted in the developed world, like beaches.

There are no true liberals left in America. I only see democrats who think they're fighting for a liberal cause, but it's really just statism they're asking for.

Not that this thread had anything to do with America...

Listen, boy, in Alabama ain't no one trying to be liberal... and our beaches are for sopping up job-creating oil, not for me to see your momma's caboose.
2013-04-22 04:44:29 PM  
1 vote:

TimonC346: horrifically corrupt, exploitative of foreign workers, obsessed with wealth to such an obsurd fault, and hotter than shiat.

Outside of the "Corrupt" part, sounds like Scottsdale.
2013-04-22 04:44:15 PM  
1 vote:

Elzar: texdent: Well that's one less reason to go to the UAE

Pretty much this - place sounds like a sausagefest without the ice-breaking booze...

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Yeah, I was kind of thinking that, too.

/no, I did NOT see the movie
2013-04-22 03:55:59 PM  
1 vote:
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