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(The Weekly Standard)   Anthony Weiner creates new Twitter account ...... now with pants   (weeklystandard.com) divider line 38
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2013-04-22 03:18:00 PM  
Win one for the zipper.
 
2013-04-22 03:18:45 PM  
Someone needs to hack that account and post a thousand tweets with links to nothing but cocks.
 
2013-04-22 03:21:15 PM  
For Now
 
2013-04-22 03:21:46 PM  

LessO2: Win one for the zipper.


Nicely done.
 
2013-04-22 03:24:19 PM  
I'd vote for him.
 
2013-04-22 03:27:35 PM  
Maybe Huma set it up for him.
 
2013-04-22 03:28:18 PM  

CPennypacker: I'd vote for him.


Same here- he was a great congressman that got caught up in a lie. As if lying was something foreign to US politicians.
 
2013-04-22 03:30:42 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Maybe Huma set it up for him.


Don't be ridiculousssssss. Wiener isssss our puppet.
 
2013-04-22 03:33:44 PM  
With a 140 characters, I'm sure all of his tweets will be breifs.
 
2013-04-22 03:36:49 PM  
Twitter's stupid. I'm sure his posts will be nothing but junk.
 
2013-04-22 03:38:37 PM  

Skarekrough: Someone needs to hack that account and post a thousand tweets with links to nothing but cocks.


A keyboard.... you owe me one
 
2013-04-22 03:40:20 PM  

Dinki: CPennypacker: I'd vote for him.

Same here- he was a great congressman that got caught up in a lie. As if lying was something foreign to US politicians.


Americans are fine when you lie to them about facts and policy and legislation and governing. But god help you if you lie to them about a private relationship issue.
 
2013-04-22 03:40:58 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: Twitter's stupid. I'm sure his posts will be nothing but junk.

 
2013-04-22 03:41:43 PM  
 
2013-04-22 04:00:53 PM  

CPennypacker: Americans are fine when you lie to them about facts and policy and legislation and governing. But god help you if you lie to them about a private relationship issue.


You have no idea how much I wish this weren't true.
 
2013-04-22 04:03:44 PM  

THX 1138: CPennypacker: Americans are fine when you lie to them about facts and policy and legislation and governing. But god help you if you lie to them about a private relationship issue.

You have no idea how much I wish this weren't true.


All them policy issues are confusing and easy to ignore, but that one time my sister cheated on me with my brother was an outrage, so I can relate.
 
2013-04-22 04:09:44 PM  

CPennypacker: THX 1138: CPennypacker: Americans are fine when you lie to them about facts and policy and legislation and governing. But god help you if you lie to them about a private relationship issue.

You have no idea how much I wish this weren't true.

All them policy issues are confusing and easy to ignore, but that one time my sister cheated on me with my brother was an outrage, so I can relate.


You sound southern.
 
2013-04-22 04:12:55 PM  

CPennypacker: THX 1138: CPennypacker: Americans are fine when you lie to them about facts and policy and legislation and governing. But god help you if you lie to them about a private relationship issue.

You have no idea how much I wish this weren't true.

All them policy issues are confusing and easy to ignore, but that one time my sister cheated on me with my brother was an outrage, so I can relate.


So you're saying there's a chance with your Mom ?
 
2013-04-22 04:18:56 PM  

jim32rr: CPennypacker: THX 1138: CPennypacker: Americans are fine when you lie to them about facts and policy and legislation and governing. But god help you if you lie to them about a private relationship issue.

You have no idea how much I wish this weren't true.

All them policy issues are confusing and easy to ignore, but that one time my sister cheated on me with my brother was an outrage, so I can relate.

So you're saying there's a chance with your Mom ?


Naw she's taken. Her uncle put his claim on her right quick.
 
2013-04-22 04:21:35 PM  
He was my Congresscritter and lives about 10 blocks from me. Good Congressman, though a bit too firebrandy, kinda a louder version of Alen Grayson. The penis thing was idiotic. Sorry, you play that game, you lose your job. Plain and simple. Unfortunately, he's made himself into a punchline. If he becomes mayor, it will be a big surprise, or everyone else would need to be REALLY HORRIBLE.
 
2013-04-22 04:23:25 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: He was my Congresscritter and lives about 10 blocks from me. Good Congressman, though a bit too firebrandy, kinda a louder version of Alen Grayson. The penis thing was idiotic. Sorry, you play that game, you lose your job. Plain and simple. Unfortunately, he's made himself into a punchline. If he becomes mayor, it will be a big surprise, or everyone else would need to be REALLY HORRIBLE.


I think he can win. He's got name recognition
 
2013-04-22 04:38:26 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Sorry, you play that game, you lose your job. Plain and simple.


Play what game?
 
2013-04-22 05:19:00 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Uranus Is Huge!: Twitter's stupid. I'm sure his posts will be nothing but junk.


New things truly are stupid. Everything was so much better in the nebulous "golden era."
 
2013-04-22 05:21:53 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-22 05:22:28 PM  
In order not to repeat his mistake, he will think long and hard before posting each tweet.

Personally, I don't think he's got the balls.
 
2013-04-22 05:30:00 PM  

Biological Ali: PC LOAD LETTER: Sorry, you play that game, you lose your job. Plain and simple.

Play what game?


Tweeting fake penis shots to a woman you aren't married to and then lying about it to the public for days on end?
 
2013-04-22 05:39:04 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Biological Ali: PC LOAD LETTER: Sorry, you play that game, you lose your job. Plain and simple.

Play what game?

Tweeting fake penis shots to a woman you aren't married to and then lying about it to the public for days on end?


Would that be better or worse than actually having an affair and then lying about it to the public for days on end?
 
2013-04-22 06:11:04 PM  
The thing with this scandal is that is was proven the original was a fake -- the person who found it talking beforehand about how it could be done, evidence of shooping the whoop -- but he got lucky and there turned out to be truth behind the lie.
 
2013-04-22 06:58:48 PM  
Weiner's new twitter handle.
 
2013-04-22 07:09:14 PM  

CPennypacker:
Americans are fine when you lie to them about facts and policy and legislation and governing. But god help you if you lie to them about a private relationship issue.



Does not apply to Republicans.
 
2013-04-22 07:10:20 PM  

Biological Ali: PC LOAD LETTER: Biological Ali: PC LOAD LETTER: Sorry, you play that game, you lose your job. Plain and simple.

Play what game?

Tweeting fake penis shots to a woman you aren't married to and then lying about it to the public for days on end?

Would that be better or worse than actually having an affair and then lying about it to the public for days on end?


Neither. Cheating spouses as politicians is something I really don't care about unless they 1) don't lie about it for days on end 2) don't campaign on the usual "family values" bullshiat.
 
2013-04-22 07:29:28 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Neither. Cheating spouses as politicians is something I really don't care about unless they 1) don't lie about it for days on end 2) don't campaign on the usual "family values" bullshiat.


You feel the same way about Bill Clinton as you do about Weiner, presumably?
 
2013-04-22 08:27:13 PM  

Biological Ali: PC LOAD LETTER: Neither. Cheating spouses as politicians is something I really don't care about unless they 1) don't lie about it for days on end 2) don't campaign on the usual "family values" bullshiat.

You feel the same way about Bill Clinton as you do about Weiner, presumably?


Nope. Because fark Republicans in the pooper with an HIV positive rusty barbed dildo.
 
2013-04-22 08:46:50 PM  

PC LOAD LETTER: Nope. Because fark Republicans in the pooper with an HIV positive rusty barbed dildo.


Uh...okay...
 
2013-04-22 10:22:30 PM  
"Yes, there is a such thing as normal. You see how I'm standing right now--with my dick IN my pants? That's normal." -- Tom Segura
 
2013-04-23 12:02:53 AM  

LessO2: Win one for the zipper.


Done in one.
 
2013-04-23 01:22:03 AM  
Okay, Weiner is coming out now.
 
2013-04-23 09:05:41 AM  

Skarekrough: Someone needs to hack that account and post a thousand tweets with links to nothing but cocks.


Would all the Republicans just spend all their time on his Twitter feed then?
 
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