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(Yahoo)   "Officer you're about to find out who I am. You're about to be on national news". Yup   ( divider line
    More: Silly, Reese Witherspoon, disorderly conduct, Matthew McConaughey  
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2013-04-22 02:53:09 PM  
Where's the "alleged" we see everywhere else?  They won't drop it for the guy in Boston tossing bombs at people after a bombing but they can for a drunk couple?
2013-04-22 03:03:47 PM  
haha, she dropped a modified "Do you know who I am?" That's adorable.
2013-04-22 03:16:56 PM  
>"Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer. I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet," Trooper First Class J. Pyland writes. Full Size
2013-04-22 03:17:06 PM  
This is a REPEAT from yesterday.
2013-04-22 03:19:28 PM  
No, no, no, always use the third-person.  It's not 'Do you know who I am?', it's 'Do you know who Reece Witherspoon is?'  First-person is a rookie mistake.
2013-04-22 03:20:26 PM  
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"It doesn't work out. TRUST ME."
2013-04-22 03:25:20 PM  
So, he blew a  0.139 is what I read.  Yeah, just be quiet and maybe they will just arrest him and let you go, and if you are too drunk to drive as well, then just let them tow it, it's still cheaper.
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