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(Daily Mail)   Behind every psychotic, violent nutjob there's a brainwashed hottie who gave up everything for him   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 255
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2013-04-22 02:28:00 PM
As a former lonely teenager, I concur.
 
2013-04-22 02:32:40 PM
Hottie, subby?

img2.timeinc.net

/and I thought that meme was only for Sun articles
 
2013-04-22 02:34:54 PM
You know the Daily Fail just makes shiat up, right brainwashedmitter?
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-22 02:35:06 PM
Phrases you don't read every day: Dressed in a leopard print hijab.

In other news, she's single and vulnerable.
 
2013-04-22 02:35:55 PM
Hottie?
 
2013-04-22 02:36:29 PM
i.imgur.com

Agrees
 
2013-04-22 02:36:49 PM
Holy fark....When I was reading the article on another site, I looked at the pic of her wearing a jacket with a hood and I thought to myself, some dumb fark is going to call that a hijab.

Thanks for not disappointing me Daily Fail.
 
2013-04-22 02:39:44 PM
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-22 02:44:00 PM
WLaarbabgragle!  *punches cretinbob*  Uwao!  Bwargh!

*waits for the hotties*
 
2013-04-22 02:44:20 PM
I know a girl from college who married a Muslim fellow. She used to be hardcore atheist, and now she's a practicing Muslim who often goes to Christian churches. Dunno how that happens. Anyway, wouldn't surprise me if that guy bombed something some day- highly educated chemist and totally thinks that 9/11 was a government job (controlled demolition and missiles).

It's very disconcerting to talk to someone you know is very intelligent, but also holds some crazy-with-a-capital-Z beliefs.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-04-22 02:46:07 PM
Well, someone who apparently didn't much like his son-in law seems happy.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-22 02:46:09 PM

Fubini: She used to be hardcore atheist, and now she's a practicing Muslim who often goes to Christian churches. Dunno how that happens



i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 02:51:16 PM

vpb: Well, someone who apparently didn't much like his son-in law seems happy.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x433]


I laughed when I saw that.  I'm sure he stifled a cheer when he heard that SOB got shot up and run over.
 
2013-04-22 02:51:26 PM

Tatsuma: Fubini: She used to be hardcore atheist, and now she's a practicing Muslim who often goes to Christian churches. Dunno how that happens


[i.imgur.com image 326x304]


My thoughts exactly, except with the bird that does the whole 180.

Her parents were also very hardcore atheist, so my thought is that she's really just discovering spirituality for the first time.  She happens to be married to a Muslim, so that's where she started, but he's pretty thoroughly non-practicing and it's pretty clear that her worldview conflicts with some of the Islamic teachings. That, or maybe she's just looking for some kind of community... she moved away after college to a far away place where she doesn't know anyone.
 
2013-04-22 02:56:16 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-22 03:00:21 PM

naughtyrev: [i.imgur.com image 308x378]

Agrees


Exactly my thought when I read the headline.

Marina Oswald was quite a looker in her day.
 
2013-04-22 03:05:44 PM
When I left the mormon church, I threw the baby with the bathwater out. I went hardcore atheist. Some time passed (as well as jobs). I then worked with a bunch of Muslims from all over the Middle East and Pakistan. I was genuinely curious about the religion and culture. I was in the middle of really learning about things when 9/11 hit. To see the reaction of this country shattered my view of things. They, meanwhile, remained calm, inquisitive and determined to see the truth of it. We spent a lot of time together.

They tried to convert me after 8 or 9 months of this. A sheik spent one night trying to persuade me, but despite the sense of community, desire to help people in trouble and many other qualities that I respected, I could not join them.

Fubini: She used to be hardcore atheist, and now she's a practicing Muslim who often goes to Christian churches. Dunno how that happens.


She never found the answers that she sought. She kept thinking that spirituality is tied to religion. It isn't. If people can come to terms with that, they can realize they don't need religion.
 
2013-04-22 03:10:08 PM

Tatsuma: Hottie?


Considering it's the Daily Fail, yeah, she'd qualify as a hottie.  Do you see the other trollops they foist upon us with the label "hottie"?  :P
 
2013-04-22 03:13:10 PM

Nabb1: vpb: Well, someone who apparently didn't much like his son-in law seems happy.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x433]

I laughed when I saw that.  I'm sure he stifled a cheer when he heard that SOB got shot up and run over.


I see he also has naval baseball cap (and T-shirt) on his head...does it say USS MARYLAND??  Must be a veteran.
 
2013-04-22 03:15:36 PM
I'm still waiting for my brainwashed hottie.
 
2013-04-22 03:17:31 PM

naughtyrev: Agrees


Whois?
 
2013-04-22 03:19:13 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: naughtyrev: Agrees

Whois?


Lee Harvey Oswald's wife, I believe.
 
2013-04-22 03:19:29 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

she looked good in these - without the blurry face treatment.
 
2013-04-22 03:20:44 PM

vpb: Well, someone who apparently didn't much like his son-in law seems happy.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x433]


Either that, or the reporter brought donuts.
 
2013-04-22 03:26:21 PM

rumpelstiltskin: vpb: Well, someone who apparently didn't much like his son-in law seems happy.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x433]

Either that, or the reporter brought donuts.


What if it's both?  That's like the best day ever: Your daughter's psycho husband is gone forever, AND someone brought you donuts.
 
2013-04-22 03:28:58 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: naughtyrev: Agrees

Whois?


Marina Oswald.
 
2013-04-22 03:47:00 PM

Nabb1: Lee Harvey Oswald's wife, I believe.


naughtyrev: Marina Oswald.


Thanks. I kind of thought so but she seemed kind of...liberated for the era.
 
2013-04-22 03:48:04 PM

Nadie_AZ: Fubini: She used to be hardcore atheist, and now she's a practicing Muslim who often goes to Christian churches. Dunno how that happens.

She never found the answers that she sought. She kept thinking that spirituality is tied to religion. It isn't. If people can come to terms with that, they can realize they don't need religion.


I would agree, as far as you mean that traditional organized religion is not a prerequisite for a meaningful spirituality. The Christian tradition sees community with other Christians as a necessary element of spirituality.
 
2013-04-22 03:55:14 PM
so basically he was the blessed with the uncanny ability to brainwash women into doing his bidding and has the nerve to be pissed that he doesn't understand in America people and is so sad. Farking EMO a-hole didn't know how good he had it. I hope he's burning in the deepest pit of hell.
 
2013-04-22 03:58:34 PM

kbronsito: Farking EMO


Emo is short for emotional hardcore, and is a type of music that was created in order to differentiate from the typical hardcore band, by having lyrics that were more introspective and dealing with less political topics but rather more personal ones. Here's what an actual emo band sounds like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIBTZiVQoBE

It doesn't mean being a sniveling twat who wears sweaters and cries about everything else.

Get an education and stop using the wrong words to describe what you hate

www.fourfa.com
 
2013-04-22 04:05:16 PM

xanadian: Do you see the other trollops they foist upon us with the label "hottie"?


Your mom was in the Daily Mail?
 
2013-04-22 04:05:56 PM

Fubini: I know a girl from college who married a Muslim fellow. She used to be hardcore atheist, and now she's a practicing Muslim who often goes to Christian churches. Dunno how that happens. Anyway, wouldn't surprise me if that guy bombed something some day- highly educated chemist and totally thinks that 9/11 was a government job (controlled demolition and missiles).

It's very disconcerting to talk to someone you know is very intelligent, but also holds some crazy-with-a-capital-Z beliefs.


Anyone who cannot keep things like their faith, or lack their of, in perspective runs the risk of becoming a fanatic.    From fanatic is is just a short step to thinking it is OK to kill people because they don't believe what ever crazy shiat you believe in.
 
2013-04-22 04:10:46 PM

Dancin_In_Anson: Nabb1: Lee Harvey Oswald's wife, I believe.

naughtyrev: Marina Oswald.

Thanks. I kind of thought so but she seemed kind of...liberated for the era.


I think the word you are looking for is "niptastic"
 
2013-04-22 04:12:58 PM

gilgigamesh: I think the word you are looking for is "niptastic"


So noted. Thank you, counselor.
 
2013-04-22 04:20:17 PM

Tatsuma: kbronsito: Farking EMO

Emo is short for emotional hardcore, and is a type of music that was created in order to differentiate from the typical hardcore band, by having lyrics that were more introspective and dealing with less political topics but rather more personal ones. Here's what an actual emo band sounds like:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIBTZiVQoBE

It doesn't mean being a sniveling twat who wears sweaters and cries about everything else.

Get an education and stop using the wrong words to describe what you hate

www.fourfa.com


Go cry about it to someone who cares... although i doubt anyone does.
 
2013-04-22 04:20:28 PM
I wish I had a thrall.

I keep talking about building one but I never get around to it.
 
2013-04-22 04:22:55 PM

kbronsito: Go cry about it to someone who cares... although i doubt anyone does.


So your reaction to learning that you've been using a word wrong is... 'stop whining I don't care!!'?

I bet you're one of those who thinks that hipster = stuff I dislike/don't know
 
2013-04-22 04:23:12 PM
I think she was looking for the perfect guy that pisses off her parents to no end.
 
2013-04-22 04:24:35 PM

whither_apophis: I think she was looking for the perfect guy that pisses off her parents to no end.


... I read that as 'the perfect guy that pisses off her pants to no end'

The mixture of horror and disgust on my face after reading that.
 
2013-04-22 04:25:39 PM

Fubini: I know a girl from college who married a Muslim fellow. She used to be hardcore atheist, and now she's a practicing Muslim who often goes to Christian churches. Dunno how that happens. Anyway, wouldn't surprise me if that guy bombed something some day- highly educated chemist and totally thinks that 9/11 was a government job (controlled demolition and missiles).

It's very disconcerting to talk to someone you know is very intelligent, but also holds some crazy-with-a-capital-Z beliefs.


I hope she doesn't hurt Richard Parker.
 
2013-04-22 04:26:01 PM
So, math really *is* hard???
 
2013-04-22 04:26:32 PM

whither_apophis: I think she was looking for the perfect guy that pisses off her parents to no end.


Parents: 1
Daughter: 0
Son-in-law: DQ
 
2013-04-22 04:27:12 PM
Man, even a suicide-bomber muslim gets hotter chicks than me
 
2013-04-22 04:28:15 PM

kbronsito: so basically he was the blessed with the uncanny ability to brainwash women into doing his bidding and has the nerve to be pissed that he doesn't understand in America people and is so sad. Farking EMO a-hole didn't know how good he had it. I hope he's burning in the deepest pit of hell.


And what other rooskie had the power to brainwash women?

Ra-ra-Rasputin! Lover of the Russian queen! Ra-ra-Rasputin! Russia's greatest sex machine!
 
2013-04-22 04:28:25 PM
A woman who prefers violent sociopaths to 'normal' guys?
How is this news?
 
2013-04-22 04:30:42 PM

cretinbob: Holy fark....When I was reading the article on another site, I looked at the pic of her wearing a jacket with a hood and I thought to myself, some dumb fark is going to call that a hijab.

Thanks for not disappointing me Daily Fail.


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-22 04:30:47 PM

Tatsuma: Get an education and stop using the wrong words to describe what you hate


kara.allthingsd.com

/though you're right about emo
 
2013-04-22 04:30:53 PM

Tatsuma: kbronsito: Go cry about it to someone who cares... although i doubt anyone does.

So your reaction to learning that you've been using a word wrong is... 'stop whining I don't care!!'?

I bet you're one of those who thinks that hipster = stuff I dislike/don't know


That's the definition of unconstitutional
 
2013-04-22 04:32:23 PM

Calmamity: I wish I had a thrall.

I keep talking about building one but I never get around to it.


I want minions. Lots and lots of minions.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 04:32:27 PM
media.interactiveone.com
 
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