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(Starpulse)   Matthew McConaughey to star in Tim Burton's, "I'm Only Wearing This Shiny Plaid Suit To Try And Take Some Of The Attention Away From My Smoking Hot Wife"   (starpulse.com) divider line 54
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2013-04-22 02:53:17 PM
and it didn't work
 
2013-04-22 03:06:31 PM
Apparently she's wearing my grandmother's drapes to achieve the same result. It's not working.
 
2013-04-22 03:17:03 PM
That picture makes it look like he has a head way too big for his body.
 
2013-04-22 03:35:06 PM
lh4.googleusercontent.com

/oblig
 
2013-04-22 03:39:14 PM
Alrightalrightalright.
 
2013-04-22 03:39:41 PM
you gotta smoke a lotta weed for that to look good.
 
2013-04-22 03:40:12 PM
Smoking hot wife?  Did her commerical hotel-grade vacuum catch on fire?
 
2013-04-22 03:47:34 PM
That dude's looking OLD.  Also, I think it would be fun to see him do a Tim Burton movie.  He's a good actor who chooses shiatty roles.
 
2013-04-22 03:48:27 PM
Don't get me wrong here, he still looks better then I ever will, but he hasn't aged all that well.
 
2013-04-22 03:49:16 PM
What a smoking hot wife might look like:

alltop10.ru
 
2013-04-22 03:54:33 PM
When did Matthew McConaughey turn into Iggy Pop?
 
2013-04-22 03:54:42 PM
Don Cherry is not even mildly impressed.
 
2013-04-22 03:54:42 PM
Has anyone considered that Matthew McConaughey is just a weird dude?
 
2013-04-22 03:55:55 PM
WTF is wrong with his head?  He looks like a bobble-head doll.
 
2013-04-22 03:59:33 PM
Telling Matthew Mcconaughey He Sucks :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74MZNhBC5No
 
2013-04-22 03:59:48 PM
Jesus, that list of slideshows to the right.
 
2013-04-22 04:04:20 PM

pasketti: WTF is wrong with his head?  He looks like a bobble-head doll.


he recently lost 38 lbs for a role in "the dallas buyers club".
 
2013-04-22 04:10:33 PM
She must have thought he looked like a wizard in that first pic.
 
2013-04-22 04:19:08 PM
img705.imageshack.us
Lucious? Is that you?
 
2013-04-22 04:29:15 PM
i35.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-22 04:37:44 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: When did Matthew McConaughey turn into Iggy Pop?


When he starred in a movie about male strippers.
 
2013-04-22 05:11:48 PM
Does Willy Wonka know he raided is closet?
 
2013-04-22 05:13:51 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: When did Matthew McConaughey turn into Iggy Pop?


He does seem to be packing some awfully biggy iggy in those plaid pants.
 
2013-04-22 05:18:10 PM
That should throw the gay trail off him for a news cycle or two.
 
2013-04-22 05:21:40 PM
That is one big headed dude.
 
2013-04-22 05:25:30 PM
What the fark is up with that head?
 
2013-04-22 05:50:19 PM
Wear a shiny clown suit and then get pissed at the paparazzi when you get noticed. Hollywood logic.
 
2013-04-22 05:59:29 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: When did Matthew McConaughey turn into Iggy Pop?


He hasn't hit that level of awesome yet.
 
2013-04-22 06:10:31 PM
They both look like bad wax sculptures in that picture.
 
2013-04-22 06:18:35 PM
So we can expect this movie to basically be pumping sweaty man ass like everything Matthew McConaughey taints with his horrible, horrible presence.
 
2013-04-22 06:26:20 PM

kobrakai: Has anyone considered that Matthew McConaughey is just a weird dude?


I think that's a given at this point. He is turning into Gary bucey
 
2013-04-22 06:26:54 PM
Okay, the suit is loud, a little tacky, but he's working it.

What the hell is wrong with that  dress though? The cut. The print. The bands of lace. It's everything hideous piled into a single package. It's like the 80s got into a tragic car accident with a doily, and there were no survivors.
 
2013-04-22 06:46:04 PM
At least he's standing without assistance in that photo.

backstage.blogs.com
 
2013-04-22 06:49:12 PM
I figure he's trying for Mr. Mxyzptlk in the next Superman movie, or possibly the Joker in the inevitable Batman reboot.

As for the wife...
content7.flixster.com 3.bp.blogspot.com
rwrant.co.za
... she needs to be reminded that sometimes, less is more.
 
2013-04-22 06:53:43 PM
That's not even a suit. It's a costume.
 
2013-04-22 07:29:48 PM

Barricaded Gunman: That's not even a suit. It's a costume.


Okay, there. I spotted one.
 
2013-04-22 07:49:06 PM
Eats Kittens * * Smartest * Funniest 2013-04-22 03:48:27 PM Don't get me wrong here, he still looks better then I ever will, but he hasn't aged all that well.
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It looks like he's still regaining the weight he lost to play that AIDS guy.

Cause before that, he looked pretty damn good.
 
2013-04-22 08:34:02 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: When did Matthew McConaughey turn into Iggy Pop?


25.media.tumblr.com

That's right, I did the Iggy.
 
2013-04-22 08:40:17 PM

show me: That picture makes it look like he has a head way too big for his body.


He still hasn't regained all the weight he lost to play an AIDS patient who smuggles HIV meds in from Mexico (not joking).
 
2013-04-22 08:48:59 PM

not5am: pasketti: WTF is wrong with his head?  He looks like a bobble-head doll.

he recently lost 38 lbs for a role in "the dallas buyers club".


That makes me feel better.  He looks like he picked up a bad habit.
 
2013-04-22 09:13:32 PM

LonMead: I figure he's trying for Mr. Mxyzptlk in the next Superman movie, or possibly the Joker in the inevitable Batman reboot.

As for the wife...
[content7.flixster.com image 336x308] [3.bp.blogspot.com image 350x607]
[rwrant.co.za image 850x531]
... she needs to be reminded that sometimes, less is more.


I'd Mac her Conaughey.

/got nuthin'
 
2013-04-22 09:46:49 PM

Dear Jerk: Barricaded Gunman: That's not even a suit. It's a costume.

Okay, there. I spotted one.


?
 
2013-04-22 10:05:14 PM
I am so bored with Burton.
 
2013-04-22 10:12:28 PM

BigMevy: not5am: pasketti: WTF is wrong with his head?  He looks like a bobble-head doll.

he recently lost 38 lbs for a role in "the dallas buyers club".

That makes me feel better.  He looks like he picked up a bad habit.


he did. called "acting"
 
2013-04-22 11:29:22 PM
I'd wear the shiat out of that suit.  I love it:  ballsy, flashy, almost trashy (the chain saves it from that), absolutely a costume.  If I have to wear a man's uniform, then I will relentlessly mock the shiat out of some social expectation that I wear that uniform.

When he is fully clothed, the man's got style.

/and a large cranium
//and a hot wife
///"Head!  Pants!  Now!
 
2013-04-22 11:32:14 PM

not5am: BigMevy: not5am: pasketti: WTF is wrong with his head?  He looks like a bobble-head doll.

he recently lost 38 lbs for a role in "the dallas buyers club".

That makes me feel better.  He looks like he picked up a bad habit.

he did. called "acting"



The Christian Bale method. Get an eating disorder for a few months and you'll get an Oscar nomination.
 
2013-04-22 11:41:28 PM

Barricaded Gunman: Dear Jerk: Barricaded Gunman: That's not even a suit. It's a costume.

Okay, there. I spotted one.

?


Barricaded Gunman 2013-04-07 09:43:52 PMDear Jerk:  If you're wearing a hat indoors, it's a costume.
Ha! Good luck finding this later, 'cuz I just stole it.
 
2013-04-23 02:27:51 AM
It looks like he's channeling Jeremy Clarkson

www.topgear.com
 
2013-04-23 04:24:59 AM

t3knomanser: Okay, the suit is loud, a little tacky, but he's working it.


It would have been an awesome suit if it weren't in that weird shiny material.  But, he could have got away with the weird material with a solid vest underneath in a contrasting or matching colour.  It looks like something Martin Freeman would wear.

To truly get away with it he'd need to be European (or gay).  Straight American men just can't get away with that kind of carry on.
 
2013-04-23 05:05:03 AM
Someone photographed that guy wearing a shirt?
 
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