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(CNN) NewsFlash American citizen to be tried as an American citizen. Sadly, in 2013, this warrants a news flash   (cnn.com) divider line 45
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2013-04-22 02:09:04 PM
10 votes:

FlashHarry: plus, he'll likely get the DP if he's convicted on federal charges, yes?


He'll get the DP in prison too.
2013-04-22 02:12:33 PM
7 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: Charged with using a Weapon of Mass Destruction?

Fusion bomb?  WMD
Home made bomb in a pressure cooker?  Doesn't really seem like a WMD to me.


I think the biggest problem with the WMD moniker is that it stands so strongly opposed to the law of conservation of mass.
2013-04-22 02:11:22 PM
6 votes:
A dozen rightwing pundits and countless rightwing bloggers just fell to their knees and thanked the Lord, for now they have something to rage about for the next five years.
2013-04-22 02:41:56 PM
5 votes:

sirgrim: How is killing 3 people, blowing off 15 limbs and wounding 180 people NOT mass destruction?


plus, boston is in mass., so there's that.
2013-04-22 07:28:05 PM
3 votes:

World Traveling Navy Vet: Where else can you get three square meals a day, a roof over your head, free medical and dental, free education, and possibly free cable?


*AHEM*
I'll give you a hint: Your fark handle.
2013-04-22 02:09:37 PM
3 votes:

Cream of Meat: FlashHarry: plus, he'll likely get the DP if he's convicted on federal charges, yes?

He'll get the DP in prison too.


True justice turns like a spit.
2013-04-22 02:31:08 PM
2 votes:
If a pressure cooker full of black powder and nails is a "Weapon of mass destruction" what the fark is a tomahawk cruise missile?
2013-04-22 02:25:48 PM
2 votes:
s17.postimg.org
2013-04-22 02:21:23 PM
2 votes:

HMS_Blinkin: He's a citizen?  I thought I read that he had a green card, and was a legal immigrant, but not a US citizen.

Or is that just CNN/NYPost being derpy again?


That's the case for the dead brother. The living one became a naturalized citizen on... Sept. 11, 2012! Get Alex Jones on the phone! Wake up Sheeple!
2013-04-22 02:16:35 PM
2 votes:

FlashHarry: plus, he'll likely get the DP if he's convicted on federal charges, yes?


Phrasing!
2013-04-22 02:12:00 PM
2 votes:
Phony GOP Americans must be inconsolable.
2013-04-22 02:11:18 PM
2 votes:
But what if he's a Sovereign Citizen, not subject to the Crown or some phoney-baloney Imperial Navy of the British Colonies laws? He should be free to not pay taxes and do as he pleases without Federal harassment, seems to me.

FlashHarry: plus, he'll likely get the DP if he's convicted on federal charges, yes?


He'll probably get that, TP, and "Spit-Roasted", repeatedly for years on end if he's in Federal prison.
2013-04-22 02:09:20 PM
2 votes:
blog.synthesis.net
2013-04-23 10:13:46 AM
1 votes:

hinten: Next time I'm in court for a speeding ticket I'll bring up my citizenship. Let's see if that gets me anywhere.


the fact that you are in court already demonstrates that you have rights that many others around the world do not enjoy.
2013-04-22 06:44:29 PM
1 votes:

ZZ9 Plural Z Alpha: detritus: Shrugging Atlas: Charged with using a Weapon of Mass Destruction?

Fusion bomb?  WMD
Home made bomb in a pressure cooker?  Doesn't really seem like a WMD to me.

If the pressure cooker was made out of state, it falls under the interstate commerce clause according to the government.

http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/amish-prosecuted-because-scissors-crossed -s tate-lines/

Yes, this is how farking ridiculous our federal government is.

[i.imgur.com image 640x359]


BRB, I'm consulting LOTUS
2013-04-22 04:12:44 PM
1 votes:
pipe bombs are WMDs now?  Iraq really did have WMDs, everyone.  Bush was right!
2013-04-22 03:16:11 PM
1 votes:

StatelyGreekAutomaton: This is why there needs to be laws about weapons of -mass- mass destruction, or mass, mass mass destruction. We could get creative with the punishments, what with all the advances in medical tech, too. Imagine, double death penalty. We kill you, bring you back to life to taunt you, then kill you for reals. Also, sterilize your entire family or some shiat.


i236.photobucket.com

Approves.
2013-04-22 03:00:50 PM
1 votes:

The Southern Dandy: No. [drops the mic]


Then you're not an American. Get out.
2013-04-22 02:56:23 PM
1 votes:
Just watched a moment of silence. It was kind of boring.
2013-04-22 02:55:33 PM
1 votes:
States rights! Let massachusetts try him!
2013-04-22 02:51:04 PM
1 votes:
farm4.static.flickr.com

And that's how young Dzhokhar Tsarnaev got to become cellmates with the man know to inmates and guards alike as Rape-Assaurus Rex. My my.
2013-04-22 02:46:29 PM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: Good, put him on trial, convict him, no plea bargain, and execute the son of a biatch.  Make the execute as soon as possible.  He doesn't deserve to live.


I dunno. He's kinda cute. I'd do him.
static2.businessinsider.com
Sentence him to life chained in my basement.
2013-04-22 02:44:16 PM
1 votes:

Glendale: That honestly seems like very few charges and skips over a lot of other things they did.


..creating a nuisance.
2013-04-22 02:42:48 PM
1 votes:

sirgrim: Shrugging Atlas: Charged with using a Weapon of Mass Destruction?

Fusion bomb?  WMD
Home made bomb in a pressure cooker?  Doesn't really seem like a WMD to me.

How is killing 3 people, blowing off 15 limbs and wounding 180 people NOT mass destruction?


Every US soldier using grenades is now using WMDs?
2013-04-22 02:41:19 PM
1 votes:
Can we please call them the brothers Krazymazov?

/also, the former Soviet republic of Dickasstan
2013-04-22 02:37:25 PM
1 votes:

Nabb1: FlashHarry: Nabb1: Iam opposed to the death penalty, but it is just a fact of life that some people need killin'.

yeah, that pretty much sums up my position too.

my main gripe against the DP is that it is irreversible.

That, of course, and it is hideously expensive and has never really been shown to have any true deterrent effect.  Most people who get executed in this day and age, of course, are horrible people who deserved their fate, but there have been some who did not deserve it.  I just can't justify an institution that could execute the innocent.

You and I have been agreeing a lot the past few days.  People are going to start talking.


*whispers and points at FlashHarry and Nabb1, giggling*
2013-04-22 02:36:44 PM
1 votes:
LOUD WHINING NOISES in this thread.
2013-04-22 02:35:43 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: Great Janitor: Good, put him on trial, convict him, no plea bargain, and execute the son of a biatch.  Make the execute as soon as possible.  He doesn't deserve to live.

This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia .


lh4.ggpht.com

No, this is AMERICA!
In Russia the executioner's don't put on ski masks
2013-04-22 02:33:13 PM
1 votes:

zorlack7: If a pressure cooker full of black powder and nails is a "Weapon of mass destruction" what the fark is a tomahawk cruise missile?


Sweet, sexy ordinance.
2013-04-22 02:31:58 PM
1 votes:

The Skeptical Chemist: The living one became a naturalized citizen on... Sept. 11, 2012!


Wait, so you're saying he's Obama's Sleeper Muslin Agent and his naturalization ceremony was the wake-up trigger to make him Terror and keep Obama in power?

Then.....SOCIALISM!
2013-04-22 02:29:11 PM
1 votes:
Let us take this moment to reflect on the death penalty itself, a cherished public institution whose existence means that if a single innocent is ever convicted and executed, we are all accessories to and responsible for that murder. So in this fervor where we joyously hope for the death and rape of a teenage boy, let us take a moment of silence for ourselves, and for the innocent blood we all have on our hands.
2013-04-22 02:26:20 PM
1 votes:
Anyone venture over to FreeRepublic for their reaction?  I can't visit that website anymore. It frightens me and I have to be sedated when I close the page.
2013-04-22 02:24:19 PM
1 votes:
Sadly, in 2013, some people elected officials who have taken oaths to protect and serve have a problem with an American citizen being treated like an American citizen.
2013-04-22 02:23:41 PM
1 votes:
Other WMD
gdb.rferl.org
2013-04-22 02:23:25 PM
1 votes:
CNN? Really?
2013-04-22 02:17:05 PM
1 votes:

tinyarena: FlashHarry: plus, he'll likely get the DP if he's convicted on federal charges, yes?

Yes, a conviction on using 'weapons of mass destruction' could result in the DP
We shall see.

Personally, I wish they'd just torched the boat, and had a few weapons malfunctions.
I would make a truly awful policeman.  But my beat would be quite
so quite

4.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-22 02:17:05 PM
1 votes:
This is such an open and shut case that we can't entrust it to the courts!

/ this is what some Americans actually believe about accused terrorists
2013-04-22 02:14:18 PM
1 votes:
To piss him off he should be put on trial under Sharia law, on the 'eye for an eye' section.
2013-04-22 02:13:49 PM
1 votes:
Are we trying to break the "newsflash" record this week?
2013-04-22 02:13:32 PM
1 votes:
Because remember, there's nothing like sticking up for the principles the terrorists supposedly hate like abandoning them the millisecond your own personal safety is threatened.
2013-04-22 02:11:30 PM
1 votes:
This is Judge Ito's second chance!
2013-04-22 02:11:17 PM
1 votes:
THIS IS AN OUTR- actually, this is very logical
2013-04-22 02:10:50 PM
1 votes:
He should be tried by Jack Bauer.
2013-04-22 02:10:28 PM
1 votes:

Cream of Meat: FlashHarry: plus, he'll likely get the DP if he's convicted on federal charges, yes?

He'll get the DP in prison too.


i... realized what i typed only after i hit "add comment."
2013-04-22 02:09:33 PM
1 votes:
Really, subby
CNN?

Have we forgiven them so soon?


/too soon, I say.
//too soon.
 
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