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2013-04-22 01:30:19 PM
Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.  She's a maneater.

- Rick Springfield
 
2013-04-22 01:31:04 PM
Huey Lewis and the Fark
 
2013-04-22 01:33:03 PM
She was always hip to be square. He, of course, is the heart of rock n' roll. That's just the power of love when she's stuck with you.

/got nothin
 
2013-04-22 01:35:32 PM
Huey Lewis drives a Toyota Corolla?
 
2013-04-22 01:39:37 PM
Most disturbing part about his story is that he was staying at a Holiday Inn Express.  I thought Rock Stars (even fading ones) had higher standards.

Oh well, I guess this just means I might see some other washed up 80's rocker at the Motel 6 tonight.  Maybe someone from Styx, Poison, or even Falco!
 
2013-04-22 01:41:27 PM

Wellon Dowd: Huey Lewis drives a Toyota Corolla?


It's worse than that. It's a rental. Liked his music back in the 80's but that whole paragraph is just tragic.
 
2013-04-22 01:42:48 PM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-04-22 01:42:56 PM
This picture was taken at the scene of the crime:

nozama.typepad.com
 
2013-04-22 01:43:18 PM
That woman is Walkin' on a thin line...
 
2013-04-22 01:45:09 PM

8 inches: Maybe someone from Styx, Poison, or even Falco!


Considering Falco was killed in a car accident years ago, I doubt you're going to run into him at a motel 6.
 
2013-04-22 01:46:22 PM
Has anyone checked Ray Parker Jr's alibi?
 
2013-04-22 01:47:09 PM
Huey's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

 In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.
 
2013-04-22 01:49:02 PM

show me: Huey's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

 In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.


Nice try Huey.
 
2013-04-22 01:49:27 PM
I bet this thief wishes that she could go back in time.
 
2013-04-22 01:55:51 PM
Taken what he's drivin' 'cuz she's stealing for a living'

/whoa-ohh...
 
2013-04-22 01:56:13 PM
You left your car idling? No sympathy.
 
2013-04-22 01:56:32 PM

karmaceutical: Has anyone checked Ray Parker Jr's alibi?


Leave him alone.  Bustin' makes him feel good.
 
2013-04-22 01:57:07 PM
It wasn't Huey Lewis.  It was Hugh Anthony Cregg.  But he did stay at a Holiday Inn Express that night.
 
2013-04-22 01:57:23 PM
Sometimes, bad is bad.

/Da- dip- dip- dip- dip- dip- dip- wap-  wap/
 
2013-04-22 01:57:55 PM
Why is this News?
 
2013-04-22 02:07:12 PM

show me: Huey's early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor.

 In '87, Huey released Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity, and the importance of trends, it's also a personal statement about the band itself.


Check out my new business card.
 
2013-04-22 02:07:25 PM

8 inches: Most disturbing part about his story is that he was staying at a Holiday Inn Express.  I thought Rock Stars (even fading ones) had higher standards.

Oh well, I guess this just means I might see some other washed up 80's rocker at the Motel 6 tonight.  Maybe someone from Styx, Poison, or even Falco!


It probably has something to do with the fact that Huey Lewis is terrible. I saw him at a music festival a few years ago, and he's trying to be this blues man, but in reality, he just looks like someone who does way too many drugs and butchers The Band songs.

/When someone pays to see your sorry ass, you play "The Power of Love" for us so that we can get the hell out of here
 
2013-04-22 02:11:44 PM

Snapper Carr: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 02:11:58 PM
Was it a Scion XB? I heard it's hip to be square.
 
2013-04-22 02:12:56 PM
She's lucky the cops got to her before Huey did.

blogs.sfweekly.com
 
2013-04-22 02:18:19 PM
Do you believe in Lo Jack?
 
2013-04-22 02:28:25 PM

enik: Check out my new business card.


Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark!
 
2013-04-22 02:48:53 PM
show me:  "... He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor..."

Oddly enough, Huey started his career with the Marin County band Clover. Although Huey had left the group by then, they were best known as the backup band for Costello's 1977 debut album My Aim Is True.


His critically acclaimed debut album, My Aim Is True
 
2013-04-22 02:56:45 PM

8 inches: Most disturbing part about his story is that he was staying at a Holiday Inn Express.  I thought Rock Stars (even fading ones) had higher standards.

Oh well, I guess this just means I might see some other washed up 80's rocker at the Motel 6 tonight.  Maybe someone from Styx, Poison, or even Falco!



FALCO IS DEAD!! WHAT ROCK DO YOU LIVE UNDER!!!


/starting a cover  band called "Millennium Falco" that does Falco covers in Star Wars Cosplay
//London Symphony will be asked to participate
//James Earl Jones
 
2013-04-22 03:01:26 PM

Harvey Manfrenjensenjen: She's lucky the cops got to her before Huey did.

[blogs.sfweekly.com image 550x306]


is it me or does he look like Admiral Ackbar there?
 
2013-04-22 03:02:17 PM
blogs.sfweekly.com

"IT'S A TARP!"
 
2013-04-22 03:02:43 PM

Rapmaster2000: Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.  She's a maneater.

- Rick Springfield  Hall & Oates



FTFM
 
2013-04-22 03:10:18 PM

dryknife: His critically acclaimed debut album, My Aim Is True


Oh, yes, I bought that on CD soon after CDs first came out

/Get off my lawn etc.
 
2013-04-22 03:12:19 PM

orange whip: Rapmaster2000: Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.  She's a maneater.

- Rick Springfield  Hall & Oates


FTFM


You're like a bridge over troubled water.

- Loggins and Messina
 
2013-04-22 03:13:34 PM
R. I. P.
www.examiner.com
 
2013-04-22 03:27:21 PM
So about ten years ago, girlfriend and I are leaving a friend's house after dinner and walking down the street.  I see a guy about 20 feet ahead outside of a hotel by himself and I say to the girl "check out this 80's looking Huey Lewis looking idiot."  We get up closer, and ta da, it's Huey Lewis.
 
2013-04-22 03:30:34 PM
Maybe she was just trying to arrange a meeting with his famous HUGE COCK.
 
2013-04-22 04:00:05 PM
He must have booked the room through Eddie Money's travel agency.
 
2013-04-22 04:14:27 PM
Stealing Black Panther leader Huey Netwon's car? She must have a deathwish.
 
2013-04-22 04:26:04 PM

Rapmaster2000: orange whip: Rapmaster2000: Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.  She's a maneater.

- Rick Springfield  Hall & Oates


FTFM

You're like a bridge over troubled water.

- Loggins and Messina


yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away...

- Lemmon and Matthau
 
2013-04-22 04:27:14 PM

Chainsaw Turd Elf: Stealing Black Panther leader Huey Netwon's car? She must have a deathwish.


no no no....you are thinking of Juice Newton
 
2013-04-22 04:34:07 PM

Haliburton Cummings: Chainsaw Turd Elf: Stealing Black Panther leader Huey Netwon's car? She must have a deathwish.

no no no....you are thinking of Juice Newton


sure it isn't Olivia Newton John?
 
2013-04-22 05:30:03 PM
pics.imcdb.org
I loved this car and love this music video.  Oh youth, where o' where did you go?
 
2013-04-22 07:19:28 PM

offacue: Haliburton Cummings: Chainsaw Turd Elf: Stealing Black Panther leader Huey Netwon's car? She must have a deathwish.

no no no....you are thinking of Juice Newton

sure it isn't Olivia Newton John?


Olivia Newton John Lennon Sisters Are Doing It for Themselves was the leader of the black panthers right?

RIGHT????
 
2013-04-22 07:48:31 PM
KATHERINE BOWYER GALLAGHER

encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com photos1.hi5.com
Offender Name: KATHERINE BOWYER GALLAGHER
Arrested On: 2/25/2013
Alias1: KATHERINE GALLAGHER
Alias2: KATHERINE B GALLAGHER
Booking ID: P00179770
Charge:

Taking vehicle without owners consentRcv/known stln property >$200

Arrested By: California Highway Patrol
DOB: 7/21/1981
Address: SAN FRANCISCO CA
Sex: F
Height: 5' 05"
Weight: 130
Hair Color: brown
Eye COlor: blue

//Not too shabby
 
2013-04-22 09:57:05 PM

8 inches: Most disturbing part about his story is that he was staying at a Holiday Inn Express.


WRONG.

FTFA: The 62-year-old was staying at a Holiday Inn Express in Mill Valley...   Lewis says he left the car idling to go into the hotel for a receipt.
 
2013-04-22 10:13:25 PM

Solid State Vittles: So about ten years ago, girlfriend and I are leaving a friend's house after dinner and walking down the street.  I see a guy about 20 feet ahead outside of a hotel by himself and I say to the girl "check out this 80's looking Huey Lewis looking idiot."  We get up closer, and ta da, it's Huey Lewis.


Did you steal his Corolla?
 
2013-04-22 10:58:35 PM
She should have stolen from Weird Al if she needed a new truck.
 
2013-04-22 11:00:01 PM
FTFA: 'Lewis was identified by the California Highway Patrol asHugh Anthony Cregg. The 62-year-old was staying at aHoliday Inn Express in Mill Valley on Feb. 21 when the Toyota Corolla he rented was stolen with his laptop inside.'

Seriously?

Farking allah I stay at better places and rent better cars than him and I'm farking poor.
Plus I when I work I use my real name.

Ahhhh Huey we hardly knew ye were such a cheap bastard.
(I keed! I KEED!) The band is lots of fun 'live'.
 
2013-04-22 11:04:18 PM

Barricaded Gunman: 8 inches: Most disturbing part about his story is that he was staying at a Holiday Inn Express.

WRONG.

FTFA: The 62-year-old was staying at a Holiday Inn Express in Mill Valley...   Lewis says he left the car idling to go into the hotel for a receipt.


Yeah, and what do you think the receipt was for?!
 
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