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2013-04-22 01:41:05 PM
I hadn't read the letter before, by choice, and now I'm glad that this was my first exposure to it.
 
2013-04-22 01:41:50 PM
Sweet jeebus, it's, it's... beautiful.
 
2013-04-22 01:42:47 PM
you had me at "michael shannon reads..."
 
2013-04-22 01:45:57 PM
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2013-04-22 01:47:46 PM
I think I just had the closest thing in my life to a religious experience.
 
2013-04-22 01:49:36 PM
I read the crazy e-mail last week...but I damn near pissed myself from laughing so hard at Shannon's reading of it.
 
2013-04-22 01:55:35 PM
Make it a TV spot for Man of Steel, you're gonna get the fencesitters to throw their money at the screen pretty farking quick, hahaha.
 
2013-04-22 01:56:08 PM

FlashHarry: you had me at "michael shannon reads..."


He should have at least gotten an Oscar nomination for Take Shelter.
 
2013-04-22 02:06:11 PM

Diogenes: FlashHarry: you had me at "michael shannon reads..."

He should have at least gotten an Oscar nomination for Take Shelter.


hell, he was brilliant as kim fowley in the otherwise pretty cheesy runaways biopic.
 
2013-04-22 02:08:23 PM
The email is actually pretty sane. If she hadn't dropped "coont punt" and "attractive and successful homosexual american" it wouldn't have gotten nearly as much attention.
 
2013-04-22 02:12:26 PM
Since we are in the Season of Dinklage, it's easy to forget the awesomeness of Michael Shannon.
 
2013-04-22 02:15:10 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Since we are in the Season of Dinklage, it's easy to forget the awesomeness of Michael Shannon.


He'd make a good Euron Greyjoy.
 
2013-04-22 02:16:09 PM
My God. That was beautiful.
 
2013-04-22 02:16:19 PM
The Alison Haislip version is so much better.
 
2013-04-22 02:21:52 PM

Pocket Ninja: I hadn't read the letter before, by choice, and now I'm glad that this was my first exposure to it.


Same here.  My curiosity is newly piqued.  I bet she'll be a gem in the workplace in a few years.
 
2013-04-22 02:23:00 PM

ManateeGag: The Alison Haislip version is so much better.


This.
 
2013-04-22 02:30:38 PM
For some reason I was picturing the head coach of the Denver Broncos, which would have been even funnier, completely devoid of context.
 
2013-04-22 02:32:35 PM
Never heard of it, what is the text of the letter if it sin't too long to post?
 
2013-04-22 02:34:35 PM
Micheal Shannon f*cking owns that email.

OWNS IT.
 
2013-04-22 02:37:15 PM
What the hell kind of life do you lead if you put that much emphasis on which parties your friends go to?

Also, this was farking awesome.
 
2013-04-22 02:39:34 PM

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Never heard of it, what is the text of the letter if it sin't too long to post?


Let me Google that for you
 
2013-04-22 02:41:05 PM
major lulz
 
2013-04-22 02:42:03 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: What the hell kind of life do you lead if you put that much emphasis on which parties your friends go to?

Also, this was farking awesome.


Greek life.
 
2013-04-22 02:43:18 PM

Kornchex: ManateeGag: The Alison Haislip version is so much better.

This.


Agreed.  Slippy nailed it.
 
2013-04-22 02:43:38 PM
Point of order, from her e-mail:

 SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE farkING SUCK,

I am pretty sure she is wrong here.
 
2013-04-22 02:43:48 PM

DaWormyPimpsta: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Never heard of it, what is the text of the letter if it sin't too long to post?

Let me Google that for you


I can't click most links at work, so I was hoping for a kindly farker to just post the text, since I am assuming it isn't too long, going to get someone banned, or containing lots of images/links.

But thanks for the link anyways, if nobody posts it before I leave work I'll click your link instead, because I like that someone made the LMGTFY website, and haven't seen it used here in a few years.  Oldy but goody.
 
2013-04-22 02:47:09 PM

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: DaWormyPimpsta: my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: Never heard of it, what is the text of the letter if it sin't too long to post?

Let me Google that for you

I can't click most links at work, so I was hoping for a kindly farker to just post the text, since I am assuming it isn't too long, going to get someone banned, or containing lots of images/links.

But thanks for the link anyways, if nobody posts it before I leave work I'll click your link instead, because I like that someone made the LMGTFY website, and haven't seen it used here in a few years.  Oldy but goody.


yeah, you're going to want to wait until you get home for this one to be sure.  Definitely NSFW language.
 
2013-04-22 02:48:17 PM
Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.
 
2013-04-22 02:52:24 PM

robsul82: Make it a TV spot for Man of Steel, you're gonna get the fencesitters to throw their money at the screen pretty farking quick, hahaha.


Read that as "facesitters," which may or may not be equally appropriate.
 
2013-04-22 02:56:20 PM
 
2013-04-22 03:00:22 PM
Oh university of MD sorority girls, the gift that keeps on giving.
 
2013-04-22 03:03:33 PM

Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.



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ahhh...did a widdle girl hurt your feelings and offend you by cussing and being super rude in an email?


/she will probably get hired because of this
//who gives a f*cking f*ck?
///c*nt punt
 
2013-04-22 03:04:53 PM

groppet: Oh university of MD sorority girls, the gift that keeps on giving.


Just like the herp!
 
2013-04-22 03:06:12 PM

Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.


Aren't you a delicate little flower?
 
2013-04-22 03:09:51 PM

busy chillin': ahhh...did a widdle girl hurt your feelings and offend you by cussing and being super rude in an email?


/she will probably get hired because of this
//who gives a f*cking f*ck?
///c*nt punt


I can't speak for Mr. Moo, but my issue with the writer of this email has nothing to do with the language in said email, but the attitude exhibited.  That is not one that I would ever hire for any job that required interacting with other humans.

Then again, I'm of the mind that being in a fraternity or sorority should be automatic grounds for forced sterilization and relegation to minimum wage jobs for life, so I may be a little biased.

/"Greek Life": dedicated to the idea that BAC is more important than GPA.
 
2013-04-22 03:11:27 PM

mjohnson71: Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.

Aren't you a delicate little flower?


I'd hire her just to yell at bad interns.
 
2013-04-22 03:13:15 PM

busy chillin': Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.


[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 366x488]
ahhh...did a widdle girl hurt your feelings and offend you by cussing and being super rude in an email?


/she will probably get hired because of this
//who gives a f*cking f*ck?
///c*nt punt


I doubt she will get a regular job because of this, but she is probably being contacted about doing a reality show as we speak.
 
2013-04-22 03:16:35 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: busy chillin': ahhh...did a widdle girl hurt your feelings and offend you by cussing and being super rude in an email?


/she will probably get hired because of this
//who gives a f*cking f*ck?
///c*nt punt

I can't speak for Mr. Moo, but my issue with the writer of this email has nothing to do with the language in said email, but the attitude exhibited.  That is not one that I would ever hire for any job that required interacting with other humans.

Then again, I'm of the mind that being in a fraternity or sorority should be automatic grounds for forced sterilization and relegation to minimum wage jobs for life, so I may be a little biased.

/"Greek Life": dedicated to the idea that BAC is more important than GPA.


Oh no...she had a passionate opinion and was rude. The horror!!

Good luck only hiring people with good attitudes.
/yeah, you might be biased
 
2013-04-22 03:23:05 PM
She's either going to end up a Senator, or she will be her state's Republican Party chair.
 
2013-04-22 03:23:30 PM

busy chillin': Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.


[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 366x488]
ahhh...did a widdle girl hurt your feelings and offend you by cussing and being super rude in an email?


/she will probably get hired because of this
//who gives a f*cking f*ck?
///c*nt punt


mjohnson71: Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.

Aren't you a delicate little flower?


Seriously? This is the same Fark that hates women in general and thinks they are entitled to sex because they white knight for them, only to call them biatches and whores when they ignore their gestures and fark someone else instead? Now that a girl who is actually an abhorrent human being rears her head, the only responses I get are to "get over it" and "go easy on her"?
 
2013-04-22 03:24:47 PM

thecpt: mjohnson71: Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.

Aren't you a delicate little flower?

I'd hire her just to yell at bad interns.


I'd hire her to be the "bad cop" or "hatchet man". In large organizations you need people to play certain roles and in the right situation, this gal could be an effective tool.
 
2013-04-22 03:27:23 PM

Tommy Moo: Now that a girl who is actually an abhorrent human being


"abhorrent human being" meaning someone who sent a mean email to her social club?

Please.
 
2013-04-22 03:28:14 PM

Tommy Moo: busy chillin': Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.


[imgc.allpostersimages.com image 366x488]
ahhh...did a widdle girl hurt your feelings and offend you by cussing and being super rude in an email?


/she will probably get hired because of this
//who gives a f*cking f*ck?
///c*nt punt

mjohnson71: Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.

Aren't you a delicate little flower?

Seriously? This is the same Fark that hates women in general and thinks they are entitled to sex because they white knight for them, only to call them biatches and whores when they ignore their gestures and fark someone else instead? Now that a girl who is actually an abhorrent human being rears her head, the only responses I get are to "get over it" and "go easy on her"?


Well, I am not the type of farker you are generalizing so I am not sure what to say. Maybe one of them will reply with a "This" or something to your post.
 
2013-04-22 03:28:47 PM

busy chillin': Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: busy chillin': ahhh...did a widdle girl hurt your feelings and offend you by cussing and being super rude in an email?


/she will probably get hired because of this
//who gives a f*cking f*ck?
///c*nt punt

I can't speak for Mr. Moo, but my issue with the writer of this email has nothing to do with the language in said email, but the attitude exhibited.  That is not one that I would ever hire for any job that required interacting with other humans.

Then again, I'm of the mind that being in a fraternity or sorority should be automatic grounds for forced sterilization and relegation to minimum wage jobs for life, so I may be a little biased.

/"Greek Life": dedicated to the idea that BAC is more important than GPA.

Oh no...she had a passionate opinion and was rude. The horror!!

Good luck only hiring people with good attitudes.
/yeah, you might be biased


It's not about a "good attitude", it's about having an attitude that doesn't make people want to stab you in the face.  She's an adult.  If she can't manage enough maturity to interact with other people like an adult, even when she's upset, then she should probably find employment that doesn't involve interacting with other people.  The whole email screams "My emotional development stopped at age 13!"
 
2013-04-22 03:31:33 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat: I can't speak for Mr. Moo, but my issue with the writer of this email has nothing to do with the language in said email, but the attitude exhibited. That is not one that I would ever hire for any job that required interacting with other humans.


Well, you seem like an intelligent human being who doesn't jump the gun nor make moronic knee jerk assessments about people based on very little information.

Then again, I'm of the mind that being in a fraternity or sorority should be automatic grounds for forced sterilization and relegation to minimum wage jobs for life, so I may be a little biased.

I was mistaken. Carry on, my wayward tard! There'll be derp before your done!


/never part of greek life
//you just sound stupid
 
2013-04-22 03:32:06 PM

Harbinger of the Doomed Rat:
It's not about a "good attitude", it's about having an attitude that doesn't make people want to stab you in the face.  She's an adult.  If she can't manage enough maturity to interact with other people like an adult, even when she's upset, then she should probably find employment that doesn't involve interacting with other people.  The whole email screams "My emotional development stopped at age 13!"


oh wow..., so you mean she will fit right in with almost everybody else in the office?

mean ass honesty is alright in my book. She's young. I am super happy there wasn't email when I was 19.

Well, it started out right then but I sent like two emails and hated it. I was like "Dude, call me on my house phone or come over. Email is stupid."
 
2013-04-22 03:35:08 PM
okay, maybe not mean ass honesty...but sheesh. Honesty is refreshing.
 
2013-04-22 03:35:10 PM

ManateeGag: The Alison Haislip version is so much better.


I prefer the Shannon version, he does it ominous instead of angry.
 
2013-04-22 03:35:28 PM

Tommy Moo: Everyone remember: her name is Rebecca Martinson from the University of Maryland. Let's make sure she never gets hired, anywhere. Let's make sure her entire life is forever ruined by this. For some reason the media is conspiring to protect her identity. I had to do a little google fu to find her name. Maybe we can google bomb her and write it hundreds of times on a page with some wonderful words she won't like to be associated with. Get the University of Maryland in there too, as there are probably lots of women named Rebecca Martinson.


5/10, 3 of which is for the bites.
 
2013-04-22 03:36:34 PM
i say make her host a morning show with a few uncool chicks, and at the end of every episode, she decides who gets cut.
 
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