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(Daily Mail)   Tamerlan's "best friend" and two others were the victims of an unsolved murder in 2011 (Graphic/Not safe for work images on article page)   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-04-22 01:41:57 PM  
Practice, or another event that sent him spinning down toward extremism?
 
2013-04-22 01:45:41 PM  
That explains why Tamerlan didn't have any friends.
 
2013-04-22 01:57:04 PM  
And a woman beater to boot. Awesome.
 
2013-04-22 02:00:10 PM  
I'm pretty sure Sunil Tripathi did this one.
 
2013-04-22 02:01:39 PM  
I see a lot of the "he was quiet, didn't socialize" stuff in TFA.

It's always the quiet ones.

Tatsuma: Practice, or another event that sent him spinning down toward extremism?


Yes.
 
2013-04-22 02:03:15 PM  
This feels like a story Rockstar couldn't even make up
 
2013-04-22 02:05:06 PM  
I'd like to one day be able to read a Mail article without having the #$*(ing thing interrupted by dozens of @#($ing pictures.

"Journalism?  No, sorry, I'm afraid you've rang the wrong number.  This is Daily Mail"
 
2013-04-22 02:06:24 PM  
So, does this mean we will hear about this for years on Nancy Grace?  Tot Dad!!
 
2013-04-22 02:09:46 PM  

xanadian: I see a lot of the "he was quiet, didn't socialize" stuff in TFA.

It's always the quiet ones.


And the violent ones.

And it's sounding more and more like he had a hand in pushing the younger one... gah. This shiat's just too sad. Feel inadequate? Go blow some people up! WTF world?
 
2013-04-22 02:10:30 PM  

I_C_Weener: So, does this mean we will hear about this for years on Nancy Grace?  Tot Dad!!


Why do you watch Nancy Grace?
 
2013-04-22 02:17:47 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: I_C_Weener: So, does this mean we will hear about this for years on Nancy Grace?  Tot Dad!!

Why do you watch Nancy Grace?


I'm a masochist.
 
2013-04-22 02:28:28 PM  
Daily Fail's Actual premise:-Brendan Mess had throat slit alongside two other men in unsolved murder- Boston bomb suspect didn't attend funeral despite them being best friends- Former associates at the gym where he trained now believe it is a clue
Wat? This sounds like Glenn Beck's actually writing their articles now.

Seriously THIS premise for tying this guy to the crime is specious at best.

(Mind you, If any of my pals goes missing or toes up, I do expect to get a hard look.)

Dear Fail: we know you whore for pageviews, but this is just ridiculous.
 
2013-04-22 03:03:44 PM  
Has anyone thought to blame the Tea Party yet?
 
2013-04-22 03:08:40 PM  

corq: Daily Fail's Actual premise:-Brendan Mess had throat slit alongside two other men in unsolved murder- Boston bomb suspect didn't attend funeral despite them being best friends- Former associates at the gym where he trained now believe it is a clue
Wat? This sounds like Glenn Beck's actually writing their articles now.

Seriously THIS premise for tying this guy to the crime is specious at best.

(Mind you, If any of my pals goes missing or toes up, I do expect to get a hard look.)

Dear Fail: we know you whore for pageviews, but this is just ridiculous.


They even used buzzfeed as their source.
 
2013-04-22 03:09:54 PM  
But what about Posh and Becks, Daily Mail?!  Posh and Becks!
 
2013-04-22 03:10:46 PM  

nimeye: They even used buzzfeed as their source.


You can't put anything on the Internet that isn't true...
 
2013-04-22 03:11:20 PM  
Solved.
 
2013-04-22 03:11:58 PM  

CapeFearCadaver: And it's sounding more and more like he had a hand in pushing the younger one... gah.


Pure speculation, obviously, but I wish I could shake off the thought that the younger one may not have known what was going to happen until it was happening.
 
2013-04-22 03:12:08 PM  

codergirl42: Has anyone thought to blame the Tea Party yet?


Until we know more details that assert otherwise, casting suspicion on a group you dislike is the popular thing to do at the moment.  I think the brothers rode bikes at some point in their lives, so I'm trying to spread fear that the pro-cycling people were involved somehow.  Those road hogging douchebags.  Might've been the pro-circumcision crowd otherwise.
 
2013-04-22 03:12:22 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm pretty sure Sunil Tripathi did this one.


"The O.D.B. couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes
Coolio did some of that s--t"
 
2013-04-22 03:13:54 PM  
well, if he did that, it explains why they stayed in town and weren't concerned with getting caught
 
2013-04-22 03:14:09 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm pretty sure Sunil Tripathi did this one.


Or some Iranian, you can tell by the features in the video that one of the perpetrators hadto be of Iranian extraction.
 
2013-04-22 03:15:00 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Is that pixelation supposed to be to protect the girl's identity?
You squint your eyes and the pixelation is barely noticeable.  That's about the resolution you used to get from a 1.2MB camera phone a few years ago.
 
2013-04-22 03:15:16 PM  
Society sucks. It's doubly alienating if it's not your own culture, but a big pseudo-culture that can't decide to be a culture.

Sometimes people decide to lash out at it.

I can think of better ways, but then again, I'm not on the front page of every newspaper in the country; these guys are.

Wish they'd left a manifesto...
 
2013-04-22 03:16:01 PM  
i.imgur.com

Apparently he was also in some Japanese porn.
 
2013-04-22 03:16:15 PM  

FarkinNortherner: CapeFearCadaver: And it's sounding more and more like he had a hand in pushing the younger one... gah.

Pure speculation, obviously, but I wish I could shake off the thought that the younger one may not have known what was going to happen until it was happening.


Not likely since that would have left him at least a bit traumatized by his role. Instead, he went out with friends to a party.
 
2013-04-22 03:16:45 PM  

FarkinNortherner: Pure speculation, obviously, but I wish I could shake off the thought that the younger one may not have known what was going to happen until it was happening.


Yeah, that's why he was also defending terrorism to friends months before it happened. Had no idea whatsoever.
 
2013-04-22 03:18:02 PM  
I understand speculation but let's not just assume it was him because of what we know he did. Maybe he did it but if they just assign the blame to him now, the real killer will go free.
 
2013-04-22 03:18:18 PM  
Well, if a bunch of guys at a gym think so, then I'm completely convinced! Thanks, Daily Mail!
 
2013-04-22 03:20:04 PM  
Dont even need to squint, just move back far enough and her face becomes clear.
 
2013-04-22 03:21:03 PM  
His wife:

i.imgur.com

Britney Spears, no!
 
2013-04-22 03:21:27 PM  

sodomizer: Society sucks. It's doubly alienating if it's not your own culture, but a big pseudo-culture that can't decide to be a culture.

Sometimes people decide to lash out at it.

I can think of better ways, but then again, I'm not on the front page of every newspaper in the country; these guys are.

Wish they'd left a manifesto...


what's the point? if your manifesto leads to getting your ass run over after killing an 8 year old, nobody 100 years from now is going to be using it to start a movement
 
2013-04-22 03:21:37 PM  
Who covers a body in marijuana and just leave $5000 laying about after slitting a throat?
The throat slit means it is a very personal thing. Not like you kill an enemy with, an enemy you can shoot. But slit a throat? That is for a very close friend, whom you think betrayed you. And as for the weed and money left behind, that leaves the only motive as murder.
 
2013-04-22 03:23:00 PM  
Call me skeptical, but if a year after Russian Intelligence asks the FBI to investigate someone their best friend and others are killed, I'd have to think that person is going to get more than a passing glance by the police.
 
2013-04-22 03:23:43 PM  

vudukungfu: Who covers a body in marijuana and just leave $5000 laying about after slitting a throat?
The throat slit means it is a very personal thing. Not like you kill an enemy with, an enemy you can shoot. But slit a throat? That is for a very close friend, whom you think betrayed you. And as for the weed and money left behind, that leaves the only motive as murder.


He left the money and the dope as a message.  The murder was more important to him than the $5000 or the weed, he wanted to make sure the cops knew that.
 
2013-04-22 03:23:44 PM  

Tatsuma: Practice, or another event that sent him spinning down toward extremism?


Notice the bodies were discovered the day after the 10th anniversary of 9/11.
 
2013-04-22 03:24:10 PM  
We need a Massachusetts tag.
 
2013-04-22 03:24:37 PM  
"Covered in marijuana"?

That's not weird or anything....
 
2013-04-22 03:24:46 PM  
Did anyone else catch the date of the murders? Wouldn't September 12th, 2011 be the day after the younger Tsarniev became an American citizen?
 
2013-04-22 03:25:26 PM  

brandent: Notice the bodies were discovered the day after the 10th anniversary of 9/11.


Oh shiat, didn't even see that

olddinosaur: He left the money and the dope as a message. The murder was more important to him than the $5000 or the weed, he wanted to make sure the cops knew that.


Or there was more than $5000 and they just left some to leave a message as well. That would explain how they got the funds to start their project too
 
2013-04-22 03:26:03 PM  

RevCarter: "Covered in marijuana"?

That's not weird or anything....


To me that screams 'You are a filthy drug dealer and deserve to die'
 
2013-04-22 03:27:35 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm pretty sure Sunil Tripathi did this one.


They ever find this guy?

Must mean he's guilty
 
2013-04-22 03:27:41 PM  

RevCarter: "Covered in marijuana"?

That's not weird or anything....


Well, it saved the cops from having to sprinkle some crack on them.
 
2013-04-22 03:27:56 PM  
what police described as a 'very graphic crime scene'.

Were the victims drawn in gory poses?  Were special effects used to enhance the murdernous?  Was it in 3D??!
 
2013-04-22 03:29:05 PM  

Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Did anyone else catch the date of the murders? Wouldn't September 12th, 2011 be the day after the younger Tsarniev became an American citizen?


Nope, he got that in 2012. 9/11 could still be significant though.
 
2013-04-22 03:31:18 PM  

uncleacid: We need a Massachusetts tag.


We didn't until a week ago but there should be a temporary Massachusetts tab.  We're currently in the Tyson Zone.
 
2013-04-22 03:32:51 PM  

Phletchengreuber: Not likely since that would have left him at least a bit traumatized by his role. Instead, he went out with friends to a party.


Fair enough, I confess I'd missed that.
 
2013-04-22 03:32:51 PM  

DarwiOdrade: That explains why Tamerlan didn't have any friends.


first thing i thought.
 
2013-04-22 03:33:26 PM  

IdBeCrazyIf: This feels like a story Rockstar couldn't even make up


I was thinking just yesterday that if someone had pitched everything that happened in Boston this week as a movie script, they'd get thrown out of the building.
 
2013-04-22 03:34:03 PM  

Tatsuma: RevCarter: "Covered in marijuana"?

That's not weird or anything....

To me that screams 'You are a filthy drug dealer and deserve to die'


That makes no sense considering his brother.
 
2013-04-22 03:34:59 PM  
If his best friend, or the people his best friend was living with were into drugs and were dealing and he suddenly came down with a case of ultra-Conservativeness? That might set him off. Covering them in the pot and not taking the money generated by the illegal sales of the drugs could make sense for him.
 
2013-04-22 03:35:16 PM  

olddinosaur: The murder was more important to him than the $5000 or the weed, he wanted to make sure the cops knew that.


Or there was 20 grand but that particular brick had blood all over it.
 
2013-04-22 03:36:28 PM  

Lsherm: I was thinking just yesterday that if someone had pitched everything that happened in Boston this week as a movie script, they'd get thrown out of the building.


Actually that pretty much sounds like an American remake of
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 03:37:29 PM  

corronchilejano: That makes no sense considering his brother.


Makes perfect sense when you know that the brother stopped as well and become a lot more religious at some point
 
2013-04-22 03:37:42 PM  

xanadian: It's always the quiet ones.


it's time we start profiling the quiet ones. in fact, all these people who keep to themselves and don't talk much should be rounded up, detained and rehabilitated until they acquire the habit of engaging others in conversation at least once an hour on a daily basis. and they must be monitored upon their release to make sure they maintain this same level of social interaction. only then can we be sure they are not hiding anything from us and we needn't worry about them. if they start getting quiet again or are discovered sneaking off to be alone, we send them right back to rehab.
 
2013-04-22 03:37:56 PM  

Tatsuma: brandent: Notice the bodies were discovered the day after the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

Oh shiat, didn't even see that

olddinosaur: He left the money and the dope as a message. The murder was more important to him than the $5000 or the weed, he wanted to make sure the cops knew that.

Or there was more than $5000 and they just left some to leave a message as well. That would explain how they got the funds to start their project too


Oh Hey everybody!  Tatsuma is back!  Where you been?
 
2013-04-22 03:38:13 PM  
This just gets weirder and weirder.
 
2013-04-22 03:38:19 PM  

corronchilejano: Tatsuma: RevCarter: "Covered in marijuana"?

That's not weird or anything....

To me that screams 'You are a filthy drug dealer and deserve to die'

That makes no sense considering his brother.


But wouldn't roping him into his terroristic plot (and likely execution) "purify" his brother? I get the "I'm going down and you're coming with me" vibe from the older brother.
 
2013-04-22 03:38:53 PM  

brandent: Oh Hey everybody! Tatsuma is back! Where you been?


The Hague, found innocent after most of the jury mysteriously died


What's up with you?
 
2013-04-22 03:38:56 PM  

brandent: Oh Hey everybody! Tatsuma is back! Where you been?


Didn't notice it was you the first time.
 
2013-04-22 03:39:09 PM  

Tatsuma: Lsherm: I was thinking just yesterday that if someone had pitched everything that happened in Boston this week as a movie script, they'd get thrown out of the building.

Actually that pretty much sounds like an American remake of
[i.imgur.com image 480x360]


Except that movie was hysterical. Last week...not so much.
 
2013-04-22 03:39:39 PM  

olddinosaur: The murder was more important to him than the $5000 or the weed, he wanted to make sure the cops knew that.


Yeah, exactly.
I'm liking the gymdouche for this.
 
2013-04-22 03:40:22 PM  

gerbilpox: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Did anyone else catch the date of the murders? Wouldn't September 12th, 2011 be the day after the younger Tsarniev became an American citizen?

Nope, he got that in 2012. 9/11 could still be significant though.


11 seems to be significant.

There were 216 days between Sept 11, 2012 and April 15, 2013.   If we divide 216 by his age (19), it works out to slightly over 11.

If even gets more creepy when you realize that the different between those days is also 7 months, 4 days.

The Boston Marathon was started in 1897, or 116 years ago.

The race record was set in, you guessed it, 2011.

What significance does 11 have?   Damned if I know.  I'm stretching for even tenuous connections here.  I make a bad conspiracy theorist.
 
2013-04-22 03:41:28 PM  

devilEther: xanadian: It's always the quiet ones.

it's time we start profiling the quiet ones. in fact, all these people who keep to themselves and don't talk much should be rounded up, detained and rehabilitated until they acquire the habit of engaging others in conversation at least once an hour on a daily basis. and they must be monitored upon their release to make sure they maintain this same level of social interaction. only then can we be sure they are not hiding anything from us and we needn't worry about them. if they start getting quiet again or are discovered sneaking off to be alone, we send them right back to rehab.


Its not being introverted that's the problem, its the ones that are quietly going about their prayers in a mosque and then, upon mention of a non-Muslim, they freak the fark out. Introvert may internally disagree, may switch houses of worship, but they're not going to freak the fark out on an imam.
 
2013-04-22 03:42:13 PM  

RevCarter: Except that movie was hysterical. Last week...not so much.


It's only hilarious because they didn't manage to actually pull off their plan.
 
2013-04-22 03:43:12 PM  
What a mess.
 
2013-04-22 03:43:32 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

cdn.acne.org
www.televisioninternet.com
 
2013-04-22 03:44:53 PM  
If Tamerlan did this, he must have killed them in their sleep, or else he had help. You can't overpower three guys at once.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/cambridge/news/x1760399494/Motive-remains -m ystery-in-shocking-Waltham-slayings#axzz2RDtW85CD

^This is the original article from 2011:

FTFA-
"We don't know and can't say publicly now how many people were actually at the crime scene when they were killed. But there were many factors that led us to believe there was more than one person at the scene when the men were killed," said Leone.
 
2013-04-22 03:45:33 PM  

xanadian: I see a lot of the "he was quiet, didn't socialize" stuff in TFA.

It's always the quiet ones.



And if you noticed, I ain't said shiat for a while now....
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-22 03:47:09 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: gerbilpox: Jim_Tressel's_O-Face: Did anyone else catch the date of the murders? Wouldn't September 12th, 2011 be the day after the younger Tsarniev became an American citizen?

Nope, he got that in 2012. 9/11 could still be significant though.

11 seems to be significant.

There were 216 days between Sept 11, 2012 and April 15, 2013.   If we divide 216 by his age (19), it works out to slightly over 11.

If even gets more creepy when you realize that the different between those days is also 7 months, 4 days.

The Boston Marathon was started in 1897, or 116 years ago.

The race record was set in, you guessed it, 2011.

What significance does 11 have?   Damned if I know.  I'm stretching for even tenuous connections here.  I make a bad conspiracy theorist.


You're messing it up by saying "slightly over 11" - you have to ignore the slightest inconsistencies and make up for them with your zeal for the conspiracy. I can only give you a C- on the theory. You gotta go harder.

What year was the older bomber born? 1987? That's eerie! Boston Marathon = 1897, Boston Bomber 1987!!!111!!!!1!!! (I didn't check his year of birth... probably was born in 1986...) But I sell it with exclamation points. Your turn!
 
2013-04-22 03:53:42 PM  
I don't want to sound like an alarmist, but this reeks of a false flagicist that want to eat and rape our pets with their Peruvian mind control poison rain.
 
2013-04-22 03:54:41 PM  

codergirl42: Has anyone thought to blame the Tea Party yet?


Well, they did turn out to be Caucasian!
 
2013-04-22 03:56:20 PM  

olddinosaur: vudukungfu: Who covers a body in marijuana and just leave $5000 laying about after slitting a throat?
The throat slit means it is a very personal thing. Not like you kill an enemy with, an enemy you can shoot. But slit a throat? That is for a very close friend, whom you think betrayed you. And as for the weed and money left behind, that leaves the only motive as murder.

He left the money and the dope as a message.  The murder was more important to him than the $5000 or the weed, he wanted to make sure the cops knew that.


My (speculative) thoughts as well... Have to wonder if he was already devout and maybe stumbled on his friend dealing or buying, and got pissed.
 
2013-04-22 03:58:57 PM  

ladyfortuna: olddinosaur: vudukungfu: Who covers a body in marijuana and just leave $5000 laying about after slitting a throat?
The throat slit means it is a very personal thing. Not like you kill an enemy with, an enemy you can shoot. But slit a throat? That is for a very close friend, whom you think betrayed you. And as for the weed and money left behind, that leaves the only motive as murder.

He left the money and the dope as a message.  The murder was more important to him than the $5000 or the weed, he wanted to make sure the cops knew that.

My (speculative) thoughts as well... Have to wonder if he was already devout and maybe stumbled on his friend dealing or buying, and got pissed.


Maybe at a dash of "thought I could convert him to my cause" and the friend had to go when he realized that his friend was a stoner not a bomber.
 
2013-04-22 04:04:19 PM  
Doesn't sound like the little snowflake his family is making him out to be.
 
2013-04-22 04:05:11 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: I'd like to one day be able to read a Mail article without having the #$*(ing thing interrupted by dozens of @#($ing pictures.

"Journalism?  No, sorry, I'm afraid you've rang the wrong number.  This is Daily Mail"


How much did they charge you to surf that site?
 
2013-04-22 04:13:00 PM  

GoldDude: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x423]

Is that pixelation supposed to be to protect the girl's identity?
You squint your eyes and the pixelation is barely noticeable.  That's about the resolution you used to get from a 1.2MB camera phone a few years ago.


I put it in Gimp and was running a super-resolution algorithm to see how well it would do. I just tried squinting and that seems to work better. I kind of feel like a retard right now.
 
2013-04-22 04:13:17 PM  

MeanJean: If Tamerlan did this, he must have killed them in their sleep, or else he had help. You can't overpower three guys at once.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/cambridge/news/x1760399494/Motive-remains -m ystery-in-shocking-Waltham-slayings#axzz2RDtW85CD

^This is the original article from 2011:

FTFA-
"We don't know and can't say publicly now how many people were actually at the crime scene when they were killed. But there were many factors that led us to believe there was more than one person at the scene when the men were killed," said Leone.


Tatsuma: brandent: Notice the bodies were discovered the day after the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

Oh shiat, didn't even see that

olddinosaur: He left the money and the dope as a message. The murder was more important to him than the $5000 or the weed, he wanted to make sure the cops knew that.

Or there was more than $5000 and they just left some to leave a message as well. That would explain how they got the funds to start their project too


Put it together folks.  He and possibly a small group of others formed a cell.  Their first act was this murder on the 10th anniversary of 9/11.  This broke all ties to US Then the older dude (and others?) travelled back to Russia for training.  I thought I read 6 months in 2012.  They picked a target of the marathon which also had historical significance and then they planned and acted.  There are more of them.
 
2013-04-22 04:18:21 PM  
Brandent

This is turning into a game of whack-a-mole. As soon as you get one, another pops up.

Oh well, Dzhokhar will probably spill his guts.
 
2013-04-22 04:19:51 PM  
Is it too soon to point out that hindsight is always 20/20?
 
2013-04-22 04:20:33 PM  
Mods, there's a definite NSFW pic at the end of the article. Please an NSFW label to headline.
 
2013-04-22 04:21:54 PM  

GoldDude: Is that pixelation supposed to be to protect the girl's identity?
You squint your eyes and the pixelation is barely noticeable.


i35.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-22 04:23:33 PM  
I feel bad for his in-laws. His wife was brainwashed and converted, probably knows more than she's letting on, and has dragged a child and her whitebread family into a terrorist plot.

And I still say his violence and sudden slip into religious extremism could be the result of brain damage incurred as a boxer.

COULD be. I don't know for sure. Nobody will, I guess.
 
2013-04-22 04:23:57 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Mods, there's a definite NSFW pic at the end of the article. Please an NSFW label to headline.


I think that's the same pic that they put on the cover of The week.  My wife gets that mag and I was shocked when it came through the mail slot.  My toddler loves to get the mail, damn thing wasn't even in a brown wrapper!

The cover!
 
2013-04-22 04:30:18 PM  

xanadian: I see a lot of the "he was quiet, didn't socialize" stuff in TFA.

It's always the quiet ones.

Tatsuma: Practice, or another event that sent him spinning down toward extremism?

Yes.


"It's the quiet ones you've gotta watch. Everytime you see a story about a serial criminal on tv what do they do? They bring on the neighbor and the neighbor says "weeeell, he was always very quiet" and someone in the room says "It's the quiet ones you gotta watch". This sound to me like a very dangerous assumption - I will bet you anything that while you're watching someone quiet a noisy one will farking kill you. Suppose you're in a bar and one guy's sitting over the side reading a book not bothering anybody, another guy stand on the front with a machette bangin' on the bar saying 'I'll kill the next motherfarker comes in here!!' - who you gonna watch? You're goddamned right."
-George Carlin
 
2013-04-22 04:31:23 PM  
Could have been a Christian friend, too.  Or a Scientoligist friend...

They both hate drug use, too.

If it was a single person, slip some rohypnol in the drinks while partying with them, no struggle.

The coincidence is staggering and the words are printed on the Daily Mail so I wouldn't know what to think at this point.
 
2013-04-22 04:33:52 PM  

durbnpoisn: Is it too soon to point out that hindsight is always 20/20?


Yes it is but you'd think with all the money and manpower being spent on homeland security and frisking Grandma at the airport perhaps we could get the FBI to put people on a watch list when foreign governments warn us about them.  Or when that same person's best friend and associates show up dead on the 10 year anniversary of 9/11 we have some kind of database that joins those together.  Or we spend more money training local law enforcement on how to use social media to track down people to question.  Or something.

This whole thing reminds me of the underwear bomber.  Dude who is alread on a watch list buys a cash one way ticket with no luggage originating in a country that is a known hotbed of terrorism and there's no catch.
 
2013-04-22 04:37:46 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I feel bad for his in-laws. His wife was brainwashed and converted, probably knows more than she's letting on, and has dragged a child and her whitebread family into a terrorist plot.

And I still say his violence and sudden slip into religious extremism could be the result of brain damage incurred as a boxer.



Because this has happened to so many ex-boxers in the past?
 
2013-04-22 04:38:18 PM  

Chainsaw Turd Elf: xanadian: I see a lot of the "he was quiet, didn't socialize" stuff in TFA.

It's always the quiet ones.


And if you noticed, I ain't said shiat for a while now....
[24.media.tumblr.com image 479x255]


Taste-T-Taste: "We wasn't talking about killin' all white people, well maybe if given a reason, but not on a humbug.  We was talking about killin' Whitey Deluca.  He ripped us off for 50 G's"
Reporter: "Whitey was your ex-manager.  If I recall correctly, he dissappeared a few years ago."
Ice-Cold: "Yeah, but we wasn't in town when that shiat happened."
Tone-Def: "Bat.  We was in Toronto."
Taste-T: "No we wasn't, we was chillin' in Cleveland like a mug."
(arguing ensues)
Taste-T: "Shut off the camera.  Cut this shiat right now."

/completely from memory.  LOVE that movie.
 
2013-04-22 04:48:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ZeroCorpse: I feel bad for his in-laws. His wife was brainwashed and converted, probably knows more than she's letting on, and has dragged a child and her whitebread family into a terrorist plot.

And I still say his violence and sudden slip into religious extremism could be the result of brain damage incurred as a boxer.


Because this has happened to so many ex-boxers in the past?


Some sell grilling machines and give all their sons the same first name, some convert to the peaceful version of Islam and change their name to Mohammed, some bite off ears and rape their girlfriends, and others shout at imams and blow shiat up.

But yes, taking repeated blows to the head can cause you to act erratically.
 
2013-04-22 04:51:50 PM  

vudukungfu: Who covers a body in marijuana and just leave $5000 laying about after slitting a throat?
The throat slit means it is a very personal thing. Not like you kill an enemy with, an enemy you can shoot. But slit a throat? That is for a very close friend, whom you think betrayed you. And as for the weed and money left behind, that leaves the only motive as murder.


Maybe someone whose sending a message of I'm "above" taking the money and drugs. Maybe the killer wanted to send a message of these people deserved to die! The murder scene was like vanity. "Look at these filthy pigs"
 
2013-04-22 04:53:38 PM  

MeanJean: If Tamerlan did this, he must have killed them in their sleep, or else he had help. You can't overpower three guys at once.

http://www.wickedlocal.com/cambridge/news/x1760399494/Motive-remains -m ystery-in-shocking-Waltham-slayings#axzz2RDtW85CD

^This is the original article from 2011:

FTFA-
"We don't know and can't say publicly now how many people were actually at the crime scene when they were killed. But there were many factors that led us to believe there was more than one person at the scene when the men were killed," said Leone.


Maybe his brother helped and is just really good at dissociation? If they got a way with a previous murder it explains better why they seemed to think they could get away with the bombing and go back to their lives.

/I'm just wildly speculating here
 
2013-04-22 05:01:28 PM  

devilEther: xanadian: It's always the quiet ones.

it's time we start profiling the quiet ones. in fact, all these people who keep to themselves and don't talk much should be rounded up, detained and rehabilitated until they acquire the habit of engaging others in conversation at least once an hour on a daily basis. and they must be monitored upon their release to make sure they maintain this same level of social interaction. only then can we be sure they are not hiding anything from us and we needn't worry about them. if they start getting quiet again or are discovered sneaking off to be alone, we send them right back to rehab.


I know you're not being serious, but is being introverted so stigmatized now that it's a goddamn crime?
 
2013-04-22 05:05:48 PM  

vudukungfu: Who covers a body in marijuana and just leave $5000 laying about after slitting a throat?
The throat slit means it is a very personal thing. Not like you kill an enemy with, an enemy you can shoot. But slit a throat? That is for a very close friend, whom you think betrayed you. And as for the weed and money left behind, that leaves the only motive as murder.


You have obviously not seen Leon: The Professional
 
2013-04-22 05:09:07 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: GoldDude: Is that pixelation supposed to be to protect the girl's identity?
You squint your eyes and the pixelation is barely noticeable.

[i35.tinypic.com image 306x423]


I don't know why that made me laugh so much, but thank you :D
 
2013-04-22 05:09:12 PM  
Slit throats

Hmmm ... usually can't do that to all three unless a) there are others with you, b) you got the drop and secured your victims first or, c) they know you and trust you. And frankly, busting a drug dealers chops for some reason is usually a 9mm kind of thing ... not three slit throats.  And $5,000 left behind.
 
2013-04-22 05:12:31 PM  
"The rifle is the first weapon you learn how to use, because it lets you keep your distance from the client. The closer you get to being a pro, the closer you can get to the client. The knife, for example, is the last thing you learn. "
 
2013-04-22 05:14:24 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: ZeroCorpse: I feel bad for his in-laws. His wife was brainwashed and converted, probably knows more than she's letting on, and has dragged a child and her whitebread family into a terrorist plot.

And I still say his violence and sudden slip into religious extremism could be the result of brain damage incurred as a boxer.


Because this has happened to so many ex-boxers in the past?


Wasn't that a Criminal Minds plot or something?
 
2013-04-22 05:19:04 PM  

brandent: Oh Hey everybody! Tatsuma is back! Where you been?


Since he got back this week he's been doing the usual shiatsorcerer dance.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7706321/New-York-Post-continues-on-its-s p ree-of-ruining-lives-of-dark-skinned-people-who-happened-to-be-in-crow d-at-Boston-Marathon
 
2013-04-22 05:28:13 PM  

gerbilpox: His wife:

[i.imgur.com image 154x115]

Britney Spears, no!


It's really weird. That one picture is a ringer for Britney but in every other angle she doesn't look at all like her. Weird.

/I like to think about inane shiat like this instead of the reality, which is just depressing
 
2013-04-22 05:37:49 PM  
Throats slit?

By someone from Chechnya?

Is there a video?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chechclear
 
2013-04-22 05:53:43 PM  
I can see the vague connection really. Raging extremest who has sworn off drinking smoking or any of that nature. His calling americans weak for the lack if discipline. money isn't taken and weed tossed on the victims. You could maybe see how that may have gone down. Or at least a motive of sorts. Definitely worth exploring the idea.
 
2013-04-22 05:58:16 PM  

Cubicle Jockey: brandent: Oh Hey everybody! Tatsuma is back! Where you been?

Since he got back this week he's been doing the usual shiatsorcerer dance.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7706321/New-York-Post-continues-on-its-s p ree-of-ruining-lives-of-dark-skinned-people-who-happened-to-be-in-crow d-at-Boston-Marathon


Well it adds flavor.  A certain amount of is fun.
 
2013-04-22 06:04:09 PM  
This is very interesting.  Its highly likely to be related, especially with the stuff about dumping out the drugs onto the bodies and leaving the cash.
 
2013-04-22 06:09:53 PM  
So I guess he really was "a loner that pretty much kept to himself" - it's really the only option after you kill all of your friends.
 
2013-04-22 06:21:11 PM  

JerseyTim: I'm pretty sure Sunil Tripathi did this one.


I have no idea what you're talking about or who that is, but I just tweeted "SOURCE: Sunil Tripathi once again sought in murder of 3 in Boston #breaking #urgent #marathonbombing" and created a subreddit about it.

So for the sake of my 380,000 followers, I hope you're right about this, Source.
 
2013-04-22 07:46:57 PM  

TheShavingofOccam123: Mods, there's a definite NSFW pic at the end of the article. Please an NSFW label to headline.


Well, if you work at an ER its probably OK

/I saw a NSFW image warning, didn't you?
 
2013-04-22 07:51:13 PM  
Left his body covered in marijuana and did not take the $5000?

That sounds like it could very well be a militant muslim trying to make a morality statement...
 
2013-04-22 08:30:30 PM  
Kinda hoping this was only the tragedy that started him on his downward spiral, and not 3 more bodies to add to his count. :-(
 
2013-04-22 09:37:35 PM  
If Dzhokhar tells all, I bet it comes out that both he and his brother did the killings to see if they could stomach killing up close and personal.

I guess watching all those jihadi beheading videos on ogrish, stiles, and rotten desensitized them enough.
 
2013-04-22 11:59:58 PM  
You hear that? That's the real killer, furiously shiatting his pants.
 
2013-04-23 01:49:27 AM  

Maul555: Left his body covered in marijuana and did not take the $5000?

That sounds like it could very well be a militant muslim trying to make a morality statement...


Which is hilarious, since the Taliban and AQ run on drug money.
 
2013-04-23 02:08:17 AM  

devilEther: xanadian: It's always the quiet ones.

it's time we start profiling the quiet ones. in fact, all these people who keep to themselves and don't talk much should be rounded up, detained and rehabilitated until they acquire the habit of engaging others in conversation at least once an hour on a daily basis. and they must be monitored upon their release to make sure they maintain this same level of social interaction. only then can we be sure they are not hiding anything from us and we needn't worry about them. if they start getting quiet again or are discovered sneaking off to be alone, we send them right back to rehab.


Not sure if serious, but if you are, please reconsider. Interacting with other people just isn't some people's cup of tea, and we'd rather not be put in a psych ward just because we don't like talking much.
 
2013-04-23 02:10:11 AM  

devilEther: xanadian: It's always the quiet ones.

it's time we start profiling the quiet ones. in fact, all these people who keep to themselves and don't talk much should be rounded up, detained and rehabilitated until they acquire the habit of engaging others in conversation at least once an hour on a daily basis. and they must be monitored upon their release to make sure they maintain this same level of social interaction. only then can we be sure they are not hiding anything from us and we needn't worry about them. if they start getting quiet again or are discovered sneaking off to be alone, we send them right back to rehab.


Thanks.  The described response reminded me of the "returned for regrooving" bit from some Firesign Theater album where the painfully uncool people try to fool the regrooving patrol.
 
2013-04-23 03:36:57 PM  

ZeroCorpse: I feel bad for his in-laws. His wife was brainwashed and converted, probably knows more than she's letting on, and has dragged a child and her whitebread family into a terrorist plot.

And I still say his violence and sudden slip into religious extremism could be the result of brain damage incurred as a boxer.

COULD be. I don't know for sure. Nobody will, I guess.


Guy is an abusive asshat, he assaulted his GF (who may or may not be the current wife) in 2009.

The wife is a victim of domestic abuse, thankfully they're free from him now and with LOTS of therapy, can go back to normalcy.

I guess beating up women lost its charm and he decided to blow people up.
 
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