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(Popular Science)   Popular Science tackles the hard issues: how much cocaine can you keister? "The muscles of the rectum and anus won't get stretched out permanently or anything like that"   (popsci.com) divider line 52
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2013-04-22 12:39:44 PM
 "There are a lot of circumstances in which people develop a much larger rectum, or a megarectum."

PH33R TEH MEGARECTUM!

Not only should this go green, but repeats should be allowed. Until... MEGAFARK!
 
2013-04-22 12:48:22 PM
They've obviously never seen German fisting porn.
 
2013-04-22 12:51:53 PM
How much coke could a coke mule pack if a coke mule would pack coke?
 
2013-04-22 01:05:19 PM
My first thought was Frank Gallagher.

/if you haven't seen Shameless... do
 
2013-04-22 01:24:07 PM
in before goatse?
 
2013-04-22 01:24:34 PM
That's what she said.
 
2013-04-22 01:25:19 PM
The more times you been to prison, the better you become at this.
 
2013-04-22 01:25:38 PM
Man I bet Kirk Johnson would've been an awesome mule.
 
2013-04-22 01:27:21 PM
Megarectum has a new album coming out.
 
2013-04-22 01:27:50 PM

mr lawson: in before goatse?


Or Brazilian porn.
 
2013-04-22 01:28:09 PM
So "butthole" is a technical term?
 
2013-04-22 01:28:23 PM
It's too bad there aren't more, or any, good puns for the word "delorean"..
 
2013-04-22 01:28:28 PM

abhorrent1: Megarectum has a new album coming out.


I heard their last album was the shiat.
 
2013-04-22 01:28:39 PM
I'm pretty sure Sasha Grey could smuggle a few dozen kilos in that poor beleaguered butthole of hers.
 
2013-04-22 01:30:35 PM
Dave Mustaine!
 
2013-04-22 01:31:25 PM
I was told there would be no math.

...and it sort of depends on where I'm going.
 
2013-04-22 01:32:53 PM

robohobo: I'm pretty sure Sasha Grey could smuggle a few dozen kilos in that poor beleaguered butthole of hers.


She and Amber Rayne could supply the entire country between just the two of them.
 
2013-04-22 01:34:31 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-22 01:41:08 PM
Thank God. This had us worried.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 01:41:26 PM

BunkyBrewman: My first thought was Frank Gallagher.

/if you haven't seen Shameless... do


Me too.

tinyobsessions.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-22 01:49:26 PM
Sasha Grey has a really nice ass. I've got nothing else to bring to this thread, just the farkers above reminded me of that.
I think this is about the best I can do without getting the post removed.
www.womenlargejaw.com
 
2013-04-22 01:51:04 PM
There are some Eastern European broads on the web that could probably give you an answer that ranges in the double-digits, weight wise.

/cannot unsee
 
2013-04-22 01:56:04 PM
Shouldn't the tag be "asinine" in this case?

oh and this:

img545.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-22 01:57:16 PM
A 'NUMBASS' tag would be more fitting.
 
2013-04-22 01:59:00 PM
Having worked in a prison, I was starting to believe that there was no limit that couldn't be broken.
 
2013-04-22 01:59:16 PM

BunkyBrewman: My first thought was Frank Gallagher.

/if you haven't seen Shameless... do


Darnit!  You beat me to it.

"El Gran Canyon"

"Thank you Sheila!"
 
2013-04-22 01:59:48 PM
Dr. Rao calls this...booty bumping.

Enough with the medical mumbo-jumbo, doc. Give it to me straight.
 
2013-04-22 02:06:00 PM
Decent article though a lot of it seems ripped off from or inspired by Mary Roach's book "Gulp: Adventures on the Alimentary Canal" which he briefly mentions. (Roach's butt-smuggling interviewees called the practice "hooping" which I don't get)

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2013-04-22 02:06:57 PM

Relatively Obscure: Having worked in a prison, I was starting to believe that there was no limit that couldn't be broken.


I have a friend who works in a jail and she told me about a guy who had a gun up his ass. That takes some determination.
/There was also a guy who had a receipt and around 80 cents in change up his ass.
 
2013-04-22 02:10:52 PM
just put your lips together and blow

www.angelfire.lycos.com
 
2013-04-22 02:11:34 PM
woops
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2013-04-22 02:25:09 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Sasha Grey has a really nice ass.


Tasty, too.

Actually, would not hit.  Saw her in a bit of cinema awhile back--the camera panned out and you could see the filming crew in hazmat suits.
 
2013-04-22 02:27:06 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Actually, would not hit.


Oh yes you would.   ; )
 
2013-04-22 02:32:54 PM
Sounds like Forgot has opened a tear from another world
 
2013-04-22 02:33:32 PM
*Gorgor
 
2013-04-22 02:37:36 PM

Fano: *Gorgor


Fano: *Gorgor


Fano: *Gorgor

 
2013-04-22 02:48:50 PM
"The muscles of the rectum and anus won't get stretched out permanently or anything like that"

If I had a dollar for everytime I'd used that line, I could pay my legal fees.
 
2013-04-22 02:54:11 PM

Zul the Magnificent: Fano: *Gorgor

Fano: *Gorgor

Fano: *Gorgor


Fano: *Gorgor


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2013-04-22 02:59:48 PM
From TFA: "The maximum capacity of a normal rectum--meaning, before the patient is overcome by the urge to defecate--is about 350 to 500 mL, or about a pint in volume. "
Too low. This guy hasnt been in my bathroom after a double flusher.
/putting him through that would be against the Geneva convention.
 
2013-04-22 03:09:37 PM
That was some interesting shiat.
 
2013-04-22 03:09:57 PM
"How much coke
Could a convict keister
If a convict
Could keister coke

He'd keister all the coke
That a convict could keister
If a convict
Could keister coke."
 
2013-04-22 03:24:03 PM
This chick tops them all.
http://hotkinkyjo.xxx
Most definitely NSFW!!
 
2013-04-22 03:52:29 PM
Reminds me of an impossible to unsee video that will haunt my dreams for a looooooooong time.
 
2013-04-22 04:30:46 PM
Your fathers watch.
 
2013-04-22 05:01:37 PM

beerrun: This chick tops them all.
http://hotkinkyjo.xxx
Most definitely NSFW!!


NSFL to many of us. ugh...prolapse.
 
2013-04-22 05:32:55 PM

nburghmatt: beerrun: This chick tops them all.
http://hotkinkyjo.xxx
Most definitely NSFW!!

NSFL to many of us. ugh...prolapse.


You are a hero for biting the bullet and clicking on the link to spare the rest of us.
 
2013-04-22 05:42:53 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How much coke could a coke mule pack if a coke mule would pack coke?


A coke mule could pack no amount of coke since a coke mule can't pack coke. But if a coke mule could pack coke, a coke mule would pack a couple kilos of coke.


More on it's back.
 
2013-04-22 06:21:31 PM
That guy with the cell phone stuck up his butt kept getting shiatty connections.
 
2013-04-22 07:31:14 PM

BunkyBrewman: My first thought was Frank Gallagher.

/if you haven't seen Shameless... do


that's what I thought of, just binge watched season 3 this weekend.

/Sad that Frank looks to be going to die
//Nearly cried when Carl shaved his head
///Not sure if it makes me a bad person but I really did laugh out loud when Debbie busted out the "He said he won't evict us, he loves me and touched me in my special place" speech about her cousin.
 
2013-04-22 07:35:43 PM
I'll take an 8-ball of Brazilian brown.
 
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