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(Bleacher Report)   Can Undertaker drop anchors on the Shield? Will Sheamus be pasted into mushy peas at the hands of Mark Henry? Can Creative further cock up Fandango's push? Look smart, ya blokes - it's RAW UK (8pm est)   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1389
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2013-04-22 12:07:20 PM

I'll be busy packing for a vacation tonight, so I'll be in and out of the thread.  I'll also be mostly AFK for the next two weeks, due to the aforementioned travel.  But, I'll try and check-in briefly.  :)

Jolly good!  Now, here's your checklist!

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"


2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: FWC member in the audience
 
2013-04-22 12:08:25 PM

ack, why the heck are there extra lines in there!  We really need an edit mode for posts.  :|

Weekly RAW Checklist (or for watching fark burn)
credit to ManofPa, DougieAXP, and many others

1) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza"
2) Somebody trolling for the night
3) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment Tab
4) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
5) Best Pony in the World
6) I AM THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
7) NOPE!
8) Because Fark you, that's why
9) [REDACTED]
10) The Great and Powerful ShiningWizard appears
11) Dolph Ziggler's guide to selling and athletic sex
12) Mizark Appreciation Time
13) "Randy pooped where?"
14) Where's Cena? Is someone talking about Cena? WHERE'S CENA?
15) HHH->All the belts
16) Remember the SSSP belt? Yeah, that happened
17) Screw it, you aren't even reading this one. ARMBRA! (but link it NSFW)
18) Once a PPV cycle, just like Taker....the "It's Me" pic returns
19) JFSP shows up late and gives a full recap; posts Cena
20) Last Real American Standing
21) BONUS: Live appearance by the WWE Champion (ultra-rare quality)
 
2013-04-22 12:13:55 PM
they need Fandango to be a heel, because that's what the script says.  can't have the fans dictate what they want to see.
 
2013-04-22 12:39:26 PM

ManateeGag: they need Fandango to be a heel, because that's what the script says.  can't have the fans dictate what they want to see.


If they really want to get him over, tone down the pre-match crap and have him beat Kingston for the U.S. title in 90 seconds.
 
2013-04-22 01:31:23 PM
So, this exists.

/heel turn?
//WWWYKI
 
2013-04-22 01:54:37 PM
Hopefully, Ryder goes heel on the Catering tables, spilling mushy peas on Mizark....and (per Bobby-Gorilla), spills Bud Light Lime on Sheamus.

Only thing I'd add to that - dump over the pitcher of Fuller's Pride on Wade.
 
2013-04-22 02:05:33 PM

tnpir: ManateeGag: they need Fandango to be a heel, because that's what the script says.  can't have the fans dictate what they want to see.

If they really want to get him over, tone down the pre-match crap and have him beat Kingston for the U.S. title in 90 seconds.


I would prefer a great match between them but something tells me Kofi is yet again the transitional face title holder form an impending heel-goes-champ run

/still not as impending as this thread going red before I get to post in it again
 
2013-04-22 02:34:19 PM
Why is this crap even on the sports tab... It should barely even be in entertainment. Don't you people have a my little pony convention to go to?
 
2013-04-22 02:35:13 PM
i.imgur.com

This should be a real angle.
 
2013-04-22 02:38:25 PM

ThatGuyGreg: So, this exists.

/heel turn?
//WWWYKI


WOO WOO WOO ITS ABOUT DAMN TIME
 
2013-04-22 03:22:18 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 03:44:55 PM

Karate Explosion: Why is this crap even on the sports tab... It should barely even be in entertainment. Don't you people have a my little pony convention to go to?


Because fark you, that's how.
 
2013-04-22 03:45:02 PM
The bad news, no more of this...

coedbc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-22 04:26:12 PM

ThatGuyGreg: So, this exists.

/heel turn?
//WWWYKI


Why...just why...
 
2013-04-22 04:27:11 PM

Karate Explosion: Why is this crap even on the sports tab... It should barely even be in entertainment. Don't you people have a my little pony convention to go to?


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 04:49:36 PM

tbaughm: ThatGuyGreg: So, this exists.

/heel turn?
//WWWYKI

Why...just why...


Because he's waaaaay overdue for a gimmick change. Might not even be a heel change, just srs bznz Ryder.

And I'm OK with that.
 
2013-04-22 04:52:37 PM

ThatGuyGreg: tbaughm: ThatGuyGreg: So, this exists.

/heel turn?
//WWWYKI

Why...just why...

Because he's waaaaay overdue for a gimmick change. Might not even be a heel change, just srs bznz Ryder.

And I'm OK with that.


No no...I mean why is he still with the company?
 
2013-04-22 04:59:20 PM

tbaughm: ThatGuyGreg: tbaughm: ThatGuyGreg: So, this exists.

/heel turn?
//WWWYKI

Why...just why...

Because he's waaaaay overdue for a gimmick change. Might not even be a heel change, just srs bznz Ryder.

And I'm OK with that.

No no...I mean why is he still with the company?


i.imgur.com

Then again, who the hell knows.
 
2013-04-22 05:32:10 PM

ThatGuyGreg: Karate Explosion: Why is this crap even on the sports tab... It should barely even be in entertainment. Don't you people have a my little pony convention to go to?

Because fark you, that's how.


i63.photobucket.com

/Bulls-Nets tonight, posting total might be a little low
//if Bulls-Nets Game 2 follows the template of Bulls-Nets Game 1, however, all bets are off
 
2013-04-22 06:03:47 PM
Word on the sheets is, Rosa was sent home for being drunk all the time.

Whatever caused that, I hope she gets whatever help she may need.  I've seen way too many people of all walks of life be destroyed by alcohol, so I hope she can find her way back.  :(
 
2013-04-22 06:09:36 PM

Karate Explosion: Why is this crap even on the sports tab..


Because fark you, that's why.

I look forward to your trolling this evening, fine sir.
 
2013-04-22 06:17:45 PM
I'm willing to bet the crowd gets the hell muted out of them tonight...if not, we'll have New Jersey Lite
 
2013-04-22 06:45:32 PM
FYI, I'm your hardcore title after all my hardwork battling trolls (i just don't post with them) and just having a plain discussion, updates, and monitoring the scanner in the Boston thread's this past weekend. After posting probably 150-200 times in the 10,000 posts I cleared the title. I'm basically the Bob Holly of the belt to _______'s Mankind

/left it blank because I can't remember who started it.
//avoiding spoilers....until the show starts, then I'll see what is good.
 
2013-04-22 06:52:48 PM
Good news, everyone!
Your Classic Wrestling Review is being brought back from the dead!

Read my past reviews of Starrcades 1983 and 1984, now!

yourclassicwrestling.blogspot.com

Next review will be of WrestleMania I
 
2013-04-22 07:14:15 PM
Save us Disco Inferno!
 
2013-04-22 07:24:18 PM
Leaving work for home, hopefully I'm there by ex-Nickelback time.
 
2013-04-22 07:25:19 PM
This crap is dumb... The preview says Undertaker (what is he, like 70?) reunites with his brother in destruction??? LAME.

Now entering the ring, at a combined age of 170, at a combined weight of 600 plus their depends, 2 old people!

What's the matter, was Arn Anderson not available?

I can't believe people watch this
 
2013-04-22 07:26:44 PM
I hope the Eurotrash crowd takes over the show again so it is watchable.  Otherwise it's Taker not really having a match to fill 3 hours.
 
2013-04-22 07:27:41 PM
Can we be super awesome and scream "what" after every syllable??

Also, I met the undertaker. He was buying hemorrhoid cream. Where is your hero now
 
2013-04-22 07:30:09 PM

Karate Explosion: Can we be super awesome and scream "what" after every syllable??

Also, I met the undertaker. He was buying hemorrhoid cream. Where is your hero now


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-22 07:31:11 PM

Karate Explosion: This crap is dumb... The preview says Undertaker (what is he, like 70?) reunites with his brother in destruction??? LAME.

Now entering the ring, at a combined age of 170, at a combined weight of 600 plus their depends, 2 old people!

What's the matter, was Arn Anderson not available?

I can't believe people watch this


You think that's bad...
i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 07:33:44 PM

The Downfall: Good news, everyone!
Your Classic Wrestling Review is being brought back from the dead!

Read my past reviews of Starrcades 1983 and 1984, now!

yourclassicwrestling.blogspot.com

Next review will be of WrestleMania I


Excellent. Are you planning on reviewing AWA, World Class or ECW supercards/PPVs in the future?
 
2013-04-22 07:34:56 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Word on the sheets is, Rosa was sent home for being drunk all the time.

Whatever caused that, I hope she gets whatever help she may need.  I've seen way too many people of all walks of life be destroyed by alcohol, so I hope she can find her way back.  :(


Yea she's had a lot of problems recently. Some may not have even been of her own doing (crazy fiancee and such). I hope she gets some help as well.

Oh welps..... TIME TO CALL UP PAIGE!!!

/we are in england tonight right?
 
2013-04-22 07:35:59 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 07:37:35 PM
i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-22 07:40:53 PM
So tonight Kane and vicki g are doing a live sex celebration?
 
2013-04-22 07:40:58 PM

clintster: [i107.photobucket.com image 453x700]


I have to believe England will pop HUGE for him tonight regardless of how poorly he may be booked
 
2013-04-22 07:41:32 PM

clintster: Karate Explosion: This crap is dumb... The preview says Undertaker (what is he, like 70?) reunites with his brother in destruction??? LAME.

Now entering the ring, at a combined age of 170, at a combined weight of 600 plus their depends, 2 old people!

What's the matter, was Arn Anderson not available?

I can't believe people watch this

You think that's bad...


Gawd. Does he still "wrestle"? Or just prance around the ring and yell"woooooo" with all the other talentless, un athletic, nancys
 
2013-04-22 07:41:44 PM
a Zack Ryder heel turn? that'll go over about as well as a Hurricane Helms heel turn
 
2013-04-22 07:41:47 PM

clintster: The Downfall: Good news, everyone!
Your Classic Wrestling Review is being brought back from the dead!

Read my past reviews of Starrcades 1983 and 1984, now!

yourclassicwrestling.blogspot.com

Next review will be of WrestleMania I

Excellent. Are you planning on reviewing AWA, World Class or ECW supercards/PPVs in the future?


Thank you. I'm going in chronological order, and I intend on including ECW. I didn't think of AWA and WCCW due to my lack of actual memories of those companies. I will add the AWA Superclashes to my list, but I don't know enough about World Class to know what to add.
 
2013-04-22 07:43:30 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Word on the sheets is, Rosa was sent home for being drunk all the time.


toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-22 07:43:37 PM

The Downfall: clintster: The Downfall: Good news, everyone!
Your Classic Wrestling Review is being brought back from the dead!

Read my past reviews of Starrcades 1983 and 1984, now!

yourclassicwrestling.blogspot.com

Next review will be of WrestleMania I

Excellent. Are you planning on reviewing AWA, World Class or ECW supercards/PPVs in the future?

Thank you. I'm going in chronological order, and I intend on including ECW. I didn't think of AWA and WCCW due to my lack of actual memories of those companies. I will add the AWA Superclashes to my list, but I don't know enough about World Class to know what to add.


For AWA, I've found searching for individual wrestlers on Youtube works best. Some old, 1970s footage has been ripped and put up there, so you can actually see a Verne Gagne match if you want. Anything with Bock and Heenan together is gold.
 
2013-04-22 07:46:12 PM
And for the none of you with bated breath, I have returned from a sojourn across the world! I randomly caught some NXT while I was in Osaka, where Big E defended the NXT title (????) against some guy pretending to be the Undertaker mixed with Ryback, so there's that.

BUT I MISSED PUNK LEAVING. TEMPORARILY.

Man, with him and Jericho gone, who's going to be around in a month for the Smackdown in Alberta? :( Maybe I'll be able to make do with a glittery FAHN-DAHNG-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sign...
 
2013-04-22 07:48:24 PM
WWE.com is intimating there's a mysterious fourth member of the Shield.
 
2013-04-22 07:48:27 PM

Tenor Reaper: And for the none of you with bated breath, I have returned from a sojourn across the world! I randomly caught some NXT while I was in Osaka, where Big E defended the NXT title (????) against some guy pretending to be the Undertaker mixed with Ryback, so there's that.

BUT I MISSED PUNK LEAVING. TEMPORARILY.

Man, with him and Jericho gone, who's going to be around in a month for the Smackdown in Alberta? :( Maybe I'll be able to make do with a glittery FAHN-DAHNG-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sign...


I will change your fave to fWc Legend if you pull that off!

BTW I was jelly that you got to go to Japan while I was headed to Jersey but it worked out ok for me after all, lulz
 
2013-04-22 07:49:29 PM
 
2013-04-22 07:49:36 PM

verbaltoxin: WWE.com is intimating there's a mysterious fourth member of the Shield.


In the words of the bagshiatter, STUPID STUPID STUPID
 
2013-04-22 07:50:02 PM

verbaltoxin: WWE.com is intimating there's a mysterious fourth member of the Shield.


www.fcwwrestling.info

MAKE. THIS. HAPPEN. CREATIVE!!!!!
 
2013-04-22 07:50:11 PM

ShiningWizard: Tenor Reaper: And for the none of you with bated breath, I have returned from a sojourn across the world! I randomly caught some NXT while I was in Osaka, where Big E defended the NXT title (????) against some guy pretending to be the Undertaker mixed with Ryback, so there's that.

BUT I MISSED PUNK LEAVING. TEMPORARILY.

Man, with him and Jericho gone, who's going to be around in a month for the Smackdown in Alberta? :( Maybe I'll be able to make do with a glittery FAHN-DAHNG-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sign...

I will change your fave to fWc Legend if you pull that off!

BTW I was jelly that you got to go to Japan while I was headed to Jersey but it worked out ok for me after all, lulz


I'm a little off to the left of the camera, so you might be able to see it when they pass near the announce table, but I'll do my best! :D
 
2013-04-22 07:50:22 PM

The Downfall: clintster: The Downfall: Good news, everyone!
Your Classic Wrestling Review is being brought back from the dead!

Read my past reviews of Starrcades 1983 and 1984, now!

yourclassicwrestling.blogspot.com

Next review will be of WrestleMania I

Excellent. Are you planning on reviewing AWA, World Class or ECW supercards/PPVs in the future?

Thank you. I'm going in chronological order, and I intend on including ECW. I didn't think of AWA and WCCW due to my lack of actual memories of those companies. I will add the AWA Superclashes to my list, but I don't know enough about World Class to know what to add.


You might want to look around to see if you can find a copy of the WCCW Parade of Champions '84, which was the memorial card for David Von Erich. It was the show in which Kerry Von Erich won the NWA title from Ric Flair. Several good names on the card and some pretty interesting matches.
 
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