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(NYPost)   Man bicycles past a Central Park running race with a timer in his backpack and then pulls out a cellphone when police stop him. What could possibly go wrong?   (nypost.com) divider line 29
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2013-04-22 11:53:38 AM  
5 votes:
Given that this was reported by the New York Post, I must now question the validity of the story, and also the existence of New York, Central Park and bicycles.
2013-04-22 01:18:01 PM  
3 votes:

Dimensio: Given that this was reported by the New York Post, I must now question the validity of the story, and also the existence of New York, Central Park and bicycles.


It's been verified by CNN.


...so we still aren't too sure.
2013-04-22 11:28:07 AM  
3 votes:
Well he was on a bike, so you know he wasnt very bright
2013-04-22 01:13:54 PM  
2 votes:
TFA: Police are at the ready during the 9/11 Memorial 5K yesterday, one of several races that required heightened security in New York City.

I don't think that word means what you think it means, article writer person.
2013-04-22 01:11:52 PM  
2 votes:
What a tool. I bet he's the kind of douche-nozzle that also writes long rants to consumerist whining about have to show his receipt before he leaves a store too.
2013-04-22 02:08:04 PM  
1 votes:

MisterTweak: BarkingUnicorn: FTFA:  he was going to a pool in New Jersey, to use his timer for "kayak polo."

Now that explanation will  freeze the brain long enough to blow shiat up.

Arrest him!

Everybody knows, you use a sundial and a metronome for kayak polo.

/so I heard. When I was with a barbershop quartet, in Skokie, IL....


I get that reference.
2013-04-22 02:02:30 PM  
1 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: fewer porta potties at a outdoor event. That is brilliant.  Not that I mind peeing in public. I've done it plenty on the streets of NYC. Just I've been almost arrested for it.


Well, we don't want another fertilizer explosion, do we?
2013-04-22 02:00:18 PM  
1 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: fewer porta potties at a outdoor event. That is brilliant.  Not that I mind peeing in public. I've done it plenty on the streets of NYC. Just I've been almost arrested for it.


Did you tell them you had uromysitis?
2013-04-22 01:56:10 PM  
1 votes:
I just saw a Timer and a wire so I shiat my pants.

Land of the brave indeed.
2013-04-22 01:54:28 PM  
1 votes:
was it a 5k or a 9k?

/what the hell is a 9k?
//seriously that rag is run by monkeys
2013-04-22 01:49:35 PM  
1 votes:

Wrath of Heaven: Redundant article was redundant.


you can again say that say again can you
2013-04-22 01:30:21 PM  
1 votes:

super_grass: They either go home and take their knowledge with them or they stay in the US and make the labor market more competitive.


I hadn't pegged you as a racist, but there you have it...
2013-04-22 01:28:14 PM  
1 votes:

xanadian: Not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, is he?


This week, a challenger appears:

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-04-22 01:25:26 PM  
1 votes:
Refused to stop peddling when asked to by race organizers.  check.   "homemade timer" concealed in backpack.  check.  tried to use his cellphone while being questioned by the police.  check.  student visa.  check.   biking to a pool in NJ from Central Park NY(??!!).  check.

dry run or asshat looking for attention, you be the judge.
2013-04-22 01:25:02 PM  
1 votes:
Since the man had no ID, cops went to his house to verify his address. Police said he is in the country on a student visa.

Time for him to return to his country.  Right now.
2013-04-22 01:24:41 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: FTFA:  he was going to a pool in New Jersey, to use his timer for "kayak polo."

Now that explanation will  freeze the brain long enough to blow shiat up.


He was being hip and ironic.
2013-04-22 01:23:19 PM  
1 votes:
"Kayak Polo" spelt backwards is "Total Douchebag".
2013-04-22 01:19:22 PM  
1 votes:
If you want to move text in a document it is CTRL X then CTRL V.
2013-04-22 01:18:03 PM  
1 votes:
So there was no bomb, no shots fired? Still, it's the New York Post. I'm surprised they didn't report multiple deaths anyway.
2013-04-22 01:17:57 PM  
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: And when the Gestapo etc. did get busy they concentrated on Jews, leaving ordinary Germans pretty much alone.


Is this a troll or a bigot?
2013-04-22 01:15:08 PM  
1 votes:
We need to ban flab BEFORE opaque clothes become illegal.

/Just sayin'.

Now y'all leave me alone, I'm going to get busy making some clear underwear. (I'm not sitting in a taxi or restaurant bare-assed. I know some of you Farks are one-wipe-and-dash types.)
2013-04-22 01:14:03 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: Police said he is in the country on a student visa.

Might be time to revoke a visa.


If being a dumbass got you kicked out of the country, there's be about 4 people still living here. :P

After reading the story, language barrier and unfamiliarity with U.S. culture probably contributed a lot to this fiasco.
2013-04-22 01:10:04 PM  
1 votes:

serpent_sky: The most offensive part of the article was this:
"Runners at the 9K race in Central Park had to put all their belongings in clear plastic bags. Trash bins were removed from the route, and there were fewer porta-potties."

Not that I am shocked. I was saying on Monday "wait and see how many freedoms we lose and how many asinine precautions we'll now have to follow for "safety" after this."

I'd think everyone would realize that by now, but there are people who really don't see how bad it is getting. From the whole scene in Watertown, MA on Friday to having to use clear plastic bags at a farking marathon?  None of this is acceptable.


"Runners are being encouraged not to bring bags to the City Parks Foundation Run for the Parks, but people who do will be asked to put all their belongings in a clear, plastic bag provided by race officials. The NYRR cautions runners that any unattended bags will be confiscated. "

New York RoadRunners == Gestapo KGB Romanian Secret Police
2013-04-22 01:07:16 PM  
1 votes:
"At about 10 a.m., cops cited a New Jersey woman for leaving an unattended bag under an empty stroller while she went to the bathroom, a source said. "


cited her for what exactly?  peeing?
2013-04-22 01:07:16 PM  
1 votes:
Say what now?
2013-04-22 12:47:05 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: FTFA:  he was going to a pool in New Jersey, to use his timer for "kayak polo."

Now that explanation will  freeze the brain long enough to blow shiat up.


Arrest him!

Everybody knows, you use a sundial and a metronome for kayak polo.

/so I heard. When I was with a barbershop quartet, in Skokie, IL....
2013-04-22 12:14:58 PM  
1 votes:
Police said he is in the country on a student visa.

Might be time to revoke a visa.
2013-04-22 11:36:33 AM  
1 votes:
FTFA:  he was going to a pool in New Jersey, to use his timer for "kayak polo."

Now that explanation will  freeze the brain long enough to blow shiat up.
2013-04-22 11:36:23 AM  
1 votes:
 Not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, is he?
 
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