Dimensio: Given that this was reported by the New York Post, I must now question the validity of the story, and also the existence of New York, Central Park and bicycles.
MisterTweak: BarkingUnicorn: FTFA: he was going to a pool in New Jersey, to use his timer for "kayak polo."Now that explanation will freeze the brain long enough to blow shiat up.Arrest him!Everybody knows, you use a sundial and a metronome for kayak polo./so I heard. When I was with a barbershop quartet, in Skokie, IL....
justanotherfarkinfarker: fewer porta potties at a outdoor event. That is brilliant. Not that I mind peeing in public. I've done it plenty on the streets of NYC. Just I've been almost arrested for it.
Wrath of Heaven: Redundant article was redundant.
super_grass: They either go home and take their knowledge with them or they stay in the US and make the labor market more competitive.
xanadian: Not the sharpest spoon in the drawer, is he?
BarkingUnicorn: FTFA: he was going to a pool in New Jersey, to use his timer for "kayak polo."Now that explanation will freeze the brain long enough to blow shiat up.
The One True TheDavid: And when the Gestapo etc. did get busy they concentrated on Jews, leaving ordinary Germans pretty much alone.
basemetal: Police said he is in the country on a student visa.Might be time to revoke a visa.
serpent_sky: The most offensive part of the article was this:"Runners at the 9K race in Central Park had to put all their belongings in clear plastic bags. Trash bins were removed from the route, and there were fewer porta-potties."Not that I am shocked. I was saying on Monday "wait and see how many freedoms we lose and how many asinine precautions we'll now have to follow for "safety" after this."I'd think everyone would realize that by now, but there are people who really don't see how bad it is getting. From the whole scene in Watertown, MA on Friday to having to use clear plastic bags at a farking marathon? None of this is acceptable.
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