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(Daily Mail)   Tamerlan was such a sweet mama's boy that he phoned her between firing shots and throwing bombs to tell her that he loved her very much. Awwwwwww   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 189
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2013-04-22 08:15:04 AM  
The more I read about this car chase and shoot out the more I think it resembled something out of a Michael Bay movie or something from GTA.

I just have to wonder, how many stars did he get to before his brother reached that pay and spray
 
2013-04-22 08:20:35 AM  
After hearing the public statements of both their parents, I am truly amazed those young men weren't moe well-adjusted.
 
2013-04-22 08:23:54 AM  
"...Anzor Tsarnaev have claimed that their oldest son received a call from the FBI accusing him of the attack..."

Because we all know the FBI calls you up on the phone to accuse you of something.
 
2013-04-22 08:25:40 AM  
How do you say "momma's boy" in Chechnyan?  (I'm guessing Russian would be more appropriate? I really don't know)
 
2013-04-22 08:26:44 AM  
Did I miss something, or does that article not cite any sources?
 
2013-04-22 08:28:24 AM  

make me some tea: Did I miss something, or does that article not cite any sources?


It's just you, apparently. They cite a television piece in which the claims were made, and provide a link to it.
 
2013-04-22 08:37:58 AM  
So he just called to say "I love you" and how much he cared, and that there would be no wedding Saturday within the month of June.
 
2013-04-22 08:38:59 AM  
At the time he was hurling pressure cooker bombs at officers in the suburb of Watertown as he and his brothers fired more than 200 rounds

I knew Alex Jones was on to something!  Where's the third brother!?!?!
 
2013-04-22 08:47:13 AM  

Nabb1: After hearing the public statements of both their parents, I am truly amazed those young men weren't moe well-adjusted.


2.bp.blogspot.com
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm."
 
2013-04-22 09:23:11 AM  
This deserves the Dumbass tag. If he really loved his mama he would have considered what becoming a terrorist would do to her. Instead, he became another selfish, self-serving POS religious fanatic.
 
2013-04-22 09:25:49 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: This deserves the Dumbass tag. If he really loved his mama he would have considered what becoming a terrorist would do to her. Instead, he became another selfish, self-serving POS religious fanatic.


Fun fact, apparently there are banks out there that setup victim funds for the families of terrorists. Yep, you can apply to this bank, prove that you are related and then they pay you a yearly stipend.

It's like suicide bomber insurance
 
2013-04-22 09:40:34 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

the father kinda looks like John Cusack?
 
2013-04-22 09:41:27 AM  
Was it ever determined if Joker was tweeting during the manhunt?  Or was that a fake account?

I'm just thinking that in the future we will have more of this.  Imagine if OJ's slow chase occurred in today's connected world.  "On the freeway....I can't drive....55!!!"
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-04-22 09:41:35 AM  
Because we all know the FBI calls you up on the phone to accuse you of something.

There used to be a spam scam where an email warned you that you were under investigation and about to be "indicated" (typo for indicted).
 
2013-04-22 09:42:35 AM  
Well hell, let's charge her with something too.  She is obviously the kingpin.
 
2013-04-22 09:43:21 AM  
Also, have we determined if 1) these guys were white enough that we can hold the Tea Party responsible, 2)  or Muslim enough that we can hold Arabs responsible, 3) or Chechen enough that we can hold Russia responsible?

And was it video games, gun culture, a bu8nch of virgins, or bullying that caused them to snap?
 
2013-04-22 09:44:21 AM  

I_C_Weener: Was it ever determined if Joker was tweeting during the manhunt?  Or was that a fake account?

I'm just thinking that in the future we will have more of this.  Imagine if OJ's slow chase occurred in today's connected world.  "On the freeway....I can't drive....55!!!"


Fake account.
 
2013-04-22 09:44:28 AM  
Jesus christ, it's been a goddamned week already. We get it. Three people died. End of the world.
 
2013-04-22 09:44:37 AM  
Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.
 
2013-04-22 09:44:40 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: The more I read about this car chase and shoot out the more I think it resembled something out of a Michael Bay movie or something from GTA.

I just have to wonder, how many stars did he get to before his brother reached that pay and spray


I am looking forward to Hollywood's version of this.  It is making Jeremy Renner's final blowout in The Town look amateurish in comparison.

0.tqn.com
 
2013-04-22 09:45:07 AM  

Snort: Well hell, let's charge her with something too.  She is obviously the kingpin.


Queenpin.  Not kingpin.  Big difference.
 
2013-04-22 09:45:36 AM  

BunkyBrewman: "...Anzor Tsarnaev have claimed that their oldest son received a call from the FBI accusing him of the attack..."

Because we all know the FBI calls you up on the phone to accuse you of something.


Hell, the FBI sent me email saying child porn was on my PC and I'd better cough up $100.
 
2013-04-22 09:45:52 AM  

I_C_Weener: Also, have we determined if 1) these guys were white enough that we can hold the Tea Party responsible, 2)  or Muslim enough that we can hold Arabs responsible, 3) or Chechen enough that we can hold Russia responsible?

And was it video games, gun culture, a bu8nch of virgins, or bullying that caused them to snap?


If it's video games, I've got $10 saying Bomberman will be listed as one of the murder simulators.
 
2013-04-22 09:47:11 AM  

SlothB77: IdBeCrazyIf: The more I read about this car chase and shoot out the more I think it resembled something out of a Michael Bay movie or something from GTA.

I just have to wonder, how many stars did he get to before his brother reached that pay and spray

I am looking forward to Hollywood's version of this.  It is making Jeremy Renner's final blowout in The Town look amateurish in comparison.

[0.tqn.com image 500x282]


A car chase with grenades, bombs 300 rounds shot, and ending with an escape and a dragged body?  This is totally going to be a movie someday.
 
2013-04-22 09:47:56 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: Fun fact, apparently there are banks out there that setup victim funds for the families of terrorists.


NORAID?
 
2013-04-22 09:48:10 AM  
This is the same mother who is Truthing about her son was set up by the FBI?

/need to send the uncle another beer
//you were right, they are losers
///you can still forgive them
 
2013-04-22 09:48:16 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus christ, it's been a goddamned week already. We get it. Three people died. End of the world.


Like 911 though this was caught on camera and involved innocent people in an intentional act.  It was traumatic to the psyche of the country even if it was a smaller scale than much worse disasters, or terror attacks, or gun attacks.

Plus, up to that point, we'd had only North Korea in the news for weeks.
 
2013-04-22 09:49:09 AM  

I_C_Weener: Also, have we determined if 1) these guys were white enough that we can hold the Tea Party responsible, 2)  or Muslim enough that we can hold Arabs responsible, 3) or Chechen enough that we can hold Russia responsible?

And was it video games, gun culture, a bu8nch of virgins, or bullying that caused them to snap?


As I've been saying all along, it was to raise awareness of breast cancer, and you have all been utterly monstrous in your lack of compassion and understanding. Don't you appreciate charity?
 
2013-04-22 09:49:24 AM  
And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole.
No-one could steer me right but Mama tried, Mama tried.
Mama tried to raise me better, but her pleading, I denied.
That leaves only me to blame 'cos Mama tried.
 
2013-04-22 09:49:55 AM  
He was a family man too.
www.sitcomsonline.com
/another merciless sweep across central asia
 
2013-04-22 09:51:46 AM  
She doesn't know how to live like this.

Well, bye.
 
2013-04-22 09:52:06 AM  
In the older pics mama is pretty cute. Would.

 Also, why couldn't these two be satisfied with simply being a reliable and constant disappointment to their parents without resorting to mass murder,  like the rest of us?
 
2013-04-22 09:52:40 AM  

calbert: Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead.
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away.
Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.


Heh, I was thinking the same thing.
 
2013-04-22 09:53:27 AM  

I_C_Weener: Also, have we determined if 1) these guys were white enough that we can hold the Tea Party responsible, 2)  or Muslim enough that we can hold Arabs responsible, 3) or Chechen enough that we can hold Russia responsible?

And was it video games, gun culture, a bu8nch of virgins, or bullying that caused them to snap?


In order to fill a 24 hr news block I think there is going to be a mutation of all 3. Are they white enough to be considered white? Devout Muslim enough to be considered terrorists? And blaming Reagan for winning the Cold War which weakened Russia's overall power in controlling its people and has turned some areas of it into breeding grounds for terror. But thats just my wake-n-bake analysis.
 
2013-04-22 09:53:31 AM  
"TOP O' THE WORLD, MA!"

Can't believe I'm first with this.

Also:  I never believe anything I read in the Daily Fail.
 
2013-04-22 09:56:06 AM  

SlothB77: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x502]

the father kinda looks like John Cusack?


Ed O'Neill.
 
2013-04-22 09:59:02 AM  

I_Am_Weasel: So he just called to say "I love you" and how much he cared, and that there would be no wedding Saturday within the month of June.


It's just another ordinary day.

On a side note that video is really farked up.  I think Stevie directed it himself.  I just can't imagine a sane person saying "let's super impose some scenic photos onto a floating piece of wheat toast."
 
2013-04-22 09:59:17 AM  
Prophetic?
upload.wikimedia.org
/good read, too
 
2013-04-22 09:59:36 AM  

This text is now purple: SlothB77: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x502]

the father kinda looks like John Cusack?

Ed O'Neill.


I see The Governor from Walking Dead.
 
2013-04-22 10:01:46 AM  

IdBeCrazyIf: The more I read about this car chase and shoot out the more I think it resembled something out of a Michael Bay movie or something from GTA.

I just have to wonder, how many stars did he get to before his brother reached that pay and spray


I remember thinking, as the story unfolded over what had happened, that if I were watching a movie of these same events I'd be thinking "Yeah, right.  No way...."
 
2013-04-22 10:02:49 AM  

This text is now purple: SlothB77: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x502]

the father kinda looks like John Cusack?

Ed O'Neill.


Clive Owen.
 
2013-04-22 10:02:50 AM  

SlothB77: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x502]

the father kinda looks like John Cusack?


Hal Landon Jr.
 
2013-04-22 10:03:15 AM  
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timur

Naming your kid after someone who called himself the Sword of Islam is just asking for trouble...
 
2013-04-22 10:03:36 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Jesus christ, it's been a goddamned week already. We get it. Three people died. End of the world.


Four.  Everybody forgets the MIT cop.  Poor guy.
 
2013-04-22 10:04:35 AM  

abfalter: IdBeCrazyIf: The more I read about this car chase and shoot out the more I think it resembled something out of a Michael Bay movie or something from GTA.

I just have to wonder, how many stars did he get to before his brother reached that pay and spray

I remember thinking, as the story unfolded over what had happened, that if I were watching a movie of these same events I'd be thinking "Yeah, right.  No way...."


My favorite part is that they happened to be at 7-11 when it got robbed.  It really was Harold and Kumar Turn Terrorist.
 
2013-04-22 10:06:16 AM  

Nabb1: After hearing the public statements of both their parents, I am truly amazed those young men weren't more well-adjusted.


Religion can change people.
 
2013-04-22 10:06:20 AM  

SlothB77: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x502]

the father kinda looks like John Cusack?


I was thinking more like Steve from Married with Children.
 
2013-04-22 10:07:13 AM  
 
2013-04-22 10:07:31 AM  
I believe, given the attitude of his mother -that she should be deported. Chechnya sounds like a better place for her.
 
2013-04-22 10:12:25 AM  

Sleeping Monkey: This deserves the Dumbass tag. If he really loved his mama he would have considered what becoming a terrorist would do to her. Instead, he became another selfish, self-serving POS religious fanatic.


But apparently, it was mommy dearest who sent her kids down that road of radical Islam. Her eldest before then was a pot smoking, skirt chasing, all night BBQ party throwing boxer. Mom said that he should find religion and be "a real Muslim." And he went 180 after that. It was Mom's fanaticism that led to her divorce with her husband who didn't want to be part of that branch of Islam.

Mom sounds like a winner here.
 
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