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2013-04-22 09:20:39 AM

vernonFL: http://youtu.be/uZ5VNXIiv1c

'I touch myself' sung by a teenage girls choir.

Its awesome.


I felt dirty just thinking about clicking that. I'm glad I did, but now I feel dirtier
 
2013-04-22 09:21:07 AM

Glockenspiel Hero: gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.

Speaking for the other 47-year-olds here: No.

If I croak at 53 I won't see either of my kids make it out of high school. As far as quality of life, my Dad's 83.  You probably couldn't keep up with him.

/Lawn, off
//Goodbye sexy singer person.  One of the true classics, along with She Bop and Turning Japanese


I'm 44, and my youngest won't be out of high school either when I'm 53, so I plan to be around a LOT longer than that. I seem to have some genetics on my side--I had two great-aunts who lived to 100; my dad would still be around but for complications from a supposedly minor surgery that took him at 81, and mom is currently self-sufficient at 81. In a different world, Ira Howard would be paying me to reproduce.

/But I could be hit by a cement truck tomorrow.
 
2013-04-22 09:21:12 AM

Some Bass Playing Guy: gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.

As someone who will be 52 this year, fark that. Lots of people live into their 80's these days and many of them are perfectly healthy and lead full lives well into old age.


One of my great-grandmothers was running a farm at 102.
 
2013-04-22 09:23:47 AM
First Falco and now this..
 
2013-04-22 09:31:38 AM
GODDAMMITSOMUCH!

FARK YOU, CANCER! FARK -- YOU!!!


/first Sarah Jane, now...
 
2013-04-22 09:34:51 AM

Cheron: Every time I read "died at home surrounded by friends," I get this mental picture of a person in bed with a bunch of people standing in a semi -circle around it.   The people standing are all waiting for the person to die and the person in bed is thinking"don't want to keep my friends waiting better hurry up and die so we can get going."


That, sadly, is not that far off the mark.
 
2013-04-22 09:51:20 AM
truly disappointed in the lack of hot pictures of this woman.
 
2013-04-22 09:53:44 AM

ManateeGag: truly disappointed in the lack of hot pictures of this woman.


i2.ytimg.com

Ohhhh...sorry. wrong version.
 
2013-04-22 10:00:04 AM
I will admit that when I was a younger man I did indeed touch myself while watching her writhe around in the video, she was HOT in that.

And this is sad news MS and cancer is a bad combo to have.
 
2013-04-22 10:01:15 AM
I remember soiling a lot of happy socks to her. RIP sexy
 
2013-04-22 10:02:03 AM
 
2013-04-22 10:12:50 AM

CarnySaur: Breast Cancer *and* Multiple Sclerosis?  Either God really hates masturbating, or is just a jerk.


If he likes you, he gives you Parkinsons.
 
2013-04-22 10:15:49 AM
Oh no.  That is so sad to hear.  I didn't know she had cancer or MS.  MS is a helluva disease and breast cancer sucks as well.  I hope she's singing wherever she is.
 
2013-04-22 10:17:05 AM

mitEj: she was HOT in that.


that video and the "rock the cradle of love" video were almost as good as porn.
 
2013-04-22 10:22:18 AM
You are all blinded by your wicked lust and evil thoughts. Her life was meant to serve as a warning. You do as she said and "touch yourself" and you risk a double dose of evil. Lay down thy rod. Ladies, only if there's a camera running are you allowed. And send me the video so I can double check it for you, just to be safe.
 
2013-04-22 10:29:06 AM
It's unfortunate that it happened so early for her, but it isn't like it wasn't gonna happen eventually. Having to deal with MS and cancer had to be brutal.
 
2013-04-22 10:32:39 AM

ManateeGag: that video and the "rock the cradle of love" video were almost as good as porn.


whatever happened to her?
 
2013-04-22 10:33:47 AM

gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.


Most of you young punks were'nt designed for much past 30. Look at yourselves!
 
2013-04-22 10:34:54 AM

vernonFL: http://youtu.be/uZ5VNXIiv1c

'I touch myself' sung by a teenage girls choir.

Its awesome.


That was... something
 
2013-04-22 10:40:12 AM

gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.


I've known quite a few people who have had very fulfilling lives in their 70s and 80s, traveling, spending time with family and friends, starting romantic relationships (yeah, they do that), etc.  Honestly, in many ways a much happier life than I have.

As far as 53 goes, I wonder if you know any 53-year-olds.  Most of the ones I do aren't really living a life much different than someone who is 33 except perhaps with a little more money and avoiding some of the stupid shiat.
 
2013-04-22 10:40:37 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-22 10:40:48 AM

Kyosuke: gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.

Yup, it's almost 20 years longer than we were designed to last.


I hate to break it to you but we weren't designed.
 
2013-04-22 10:41:59 AM

Cheron: Every time I read "died at home surrounded by friends," I get this mental picture of a person in bed with a bunch of people standing in a semi -circle around it.   The people standing are all waiting for the person to die and the person in bed is thinking"don't want to keep my friends waiting better hurry up and die so we can get going."


That's pretty much what it is.
 
2013-04-22 10:42:38 AM

SubBass49: verbaltoxin: You sound like the kind of person who qualifies 35 as "old."

/Get off my lawn

35 sure FEELS old to me.  What's with all these farking random pains?  Sitting at the computer desk for a while?  Here's horrible pain behind your right shoulder blade!  For fark's sake, I used to be able to play ice hockey and be just a little sore the next day.  Now at 35 my body is falling the fark apart.

/RIP lady


If your body is falling apart playing hockey at 35, time to drop down a league.  Plenty of guys on my team are that age (like me) and older.
 
2013-04-22 10:45:22 AM

gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.


Yeah, seeing the old people I know, they don't have much going for them. Their bodies are falling apart, some of them can't do much more than sleep. They're wrinkly and weird looking, and can't even eat the stuff they want to eat, much less do all the things they'd like to do. Golden Years my ass.
 
2013-04-22 10:46:09 AM

gadian: No worries, I'll touch her.


Dead girls don't say "no".

______________________________

I bought that cassette.
What the hell was I thinking?
 
2013-04-22 10:51:08 AM

LectertheChef: gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.

Yeah, seeing the old people I know, they don't have much going for them. Their bodies are falling apart, some of them can't do much more than sleep. They're wrinkly and weird looking, and can't even eat the stuff they want to eat, much less do all the things they'd like to do. Golden Years my ass.


Which of these ages are you considering "old people"?  53?  70?  80?
 
2013-04-22 11:01:52 AM

Some Bass Playing Guy: gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.

As someone who will be 52 this year, fark that. Lots of people live into their 80's these days and many of them are perfectly healthy and lead full lives well into old age.


54 in June. Maybe not a bad lifespan...but I think I'll try to keep right on going.
 
2013-04-22 11:16:16 AM
25.media.tumblr.com

www.grammy.com

She was Christina Hendricks before Christina Hendricks was cool.

I was just starting to get a sense for the world when this video came out and that sort of female Angus Young-ish outfit - kinda Catholic schoolgirly with the blouse and the black, low-cut "dress" and the short, short skirt - yeah, it had a big effect.

She had a big impact on "sexy," even if only for a fleeting moment.  Rest well, Chrissy.  You reached the top of your game and accomplished what you set out to do.
 
2013-04-22 11:17:02 AM
Lack of pics...yada yada

userserve-ak.last.fm

www.cavemanproductions.com
 
2013-04-22 11:18:34 AM
Turning 50 this year; Dad went at 60, Mom is going strong and about to turn 80. If I can split the difference, I'll be happy. Can't imagine any reason why I'd like to be around much more than that; no kids in the picture, just my sweetie.

We joke that we're on the Thelma and Louise retirement plan.
 
2013-04-22 11:25:15 AM

SubBass49: verbaltoxin: You sound like the kind of person who qualifies 35 as "old."

/Get off my lawn

35 sure FEELS old to me.  What's with all these farking random pains?  Sitting at the computer desk for a while?  Here's horrible pain behind your right shoulder blade!  For fark's sake, I used to be able to play ice hockey and be just a little sore the next day.  Now at 35 my body is falling the fark apart.

/RIP lady


Preach it, bro.

/knee surgery that never healed quite right
//once active athlete, now random bag of aches
 
2013-04-22 11:30:39 AM

sotua: SubBass49: verbaltoxin: You sound like the kind of person who qualifies 35 as "old."

/Get off my lawn

35 sure FEELS old to me.  What's with all these farking random pains?  Sitting at the computer desk for a while?  Here's horrible pain behind your right shoulder blade!  For fark's sake, I used to be able to play ice hockey and be just a little sore the next day.  Now at 35 my body is falling the fark apart.

/RIP lady

Preach it, bro.

/knee surgery that never healed quite right
//once active athlete, now random bag of aches


You both just made me feel a little less alone in this world. I will be 35 this year, and I am not enjoying it. And to stay on topic, RIP Divinyls singer - you were talented and sexy, and though I complain about feeling old at 34 I know in my heart that 53 is too young.
 
2013-04-22 11:33:46 AM
 
2013-04-22 11:38:12 AM
The song was a pretty good slab of pop cheese, but what really gets me about it is her vamping in the outro: "I touch myself. I touch myself, I touch myself. I honestly do..."

I like that: 1) she anticipated the skpetical listener who says "you say you touch yourself, but I bet you don't"; and 2) that it's important to her to persuade that skeptic.
 
2013-04-22 11:57:32 AM
www.lib.neu.edu

RIP Sissy Pamphlet


/seriously, though - fark cancer.
 
2013-04-22 12:04:28 PM
Guess I'm gonna have a fap in memoriam.
 
2013-04-22 12:13:23 PM
THAT was the best headline?
 
2013-04-22 12:19:04 PM

snowybunting: The 1991 single I Touch Myself market the group's highest point.


This song is the ringtone that plays when my wife calls. RIP cool song lady.


Same here...  sad :(
 
2013-04-22 12:25:43 PM

DoBeDoBeDo: Sad news, in her memory I will touch myself.


at half mast.
 
2013-04-22 12:26:49 PM

gadian: Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.


Won't someone think of the atoms? I mean, can you imagine a 53 year old carbon atom? It must be tired!
We should get rid of these atoms and make sure no one uses them again. Imagine how confusing it must be for a cell in a thirty year old to get a 53 year old's atom, and then finding out it's actually 14 billion years old?
 
2013-04-22 12:40:45 PM

gadian: but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.


My dad was 68 the year he died, he died in July same year my eldest daughter was born in August.
Would have given anything if he could have just lived 6 weeks or so longer.
Age is relative.
/cancer sucks.
 
2013-04-22 12:44:50 PM

meanmutton: gadian: StrikitRich: 53 is too young to die.

Really? When you think about it, it's more than half a century.  That's quite enough life.  Not to say she was very old or had it coming or whatever, but 53 isn't exactly young for the human body even with modern medicine.  Yeah, we more or less trend towards 80 these days, but really, what quality of  life are you going to have in your 70's or 80's?  7 is too young to die, I'd give you that 25 is too young to die, but 53 really isn't all that bad for a lifespan.

I've known quite a few people who have had very fulfilling lives in their 70s and 80s, traveling, spending time with family and friends, starting romantic relationships (yeah, they do that), etc.  Honestly, in many ways a much happier life than I have.

As far as 53 goes, I wonder if you know any 53-year-olds.  Most of the ones I do aren't really living a life much different than someone who is 33 except perhaps with a little more money and avoiding some of the stupid shiat.


I'm a 54 year old and doing quite well, thank you.
 
2013-04-22 12:45:15 PM

FlashHarry: [www.lib.neu.edu image 206x500]

RIP Sissy Pamphlet



You've been hanging around him too much:

tdc-images.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-04-22 01:08:47 PM
Breast cancer and MS... that's harsh.

I'm embarrassed to admit I had no idea 'I Touch Myself' was about masturbation when it first came out because I never listened to the words. All i could focus on was Chrissy's boobs, which she flaunted with absolutely no shame. She could have sang 'blah blah blah' like Alex Lifeson at the RNRHOF and I wouldn't have noticed.
 
2013-04-22 01:23:20 PM
Anyone who has seen her covering this song on stage knows she masterbates during this song on stage.

www.exotic-lighting.com

I saw a mosh pit literally come to a screeching halt when she started fingering herself on stage. I love Gen!
 
2013-04-22 01:40:24 PM
The I Touch Myself video was one of the best videos ever.

/Goodnight, hot large breasted redhead with bangs.
 
2013-04-22 01:42:38 PM

mentallo69: Anyone who has seen her covering this song on stage knows she masterbates during this song on stage.

[www.exotic-lighting.com image 600x450]

I saw a mosh pit literally come to a screeching halt when she started fingering herself on stage. I love Gen!


Who is that?  And video or it never happened.
 
2013-04-22 01:48:05 PM
Back when the video came out:

Fist. Angry God, etc.

Only singer I wanted more was Nena.
 
2013-04-22 01:48:27 PM

slayer199: mentallo69: Anyone who has seen her covering this song on stage knows she masterbates during this song on stage.

[www.exotic-lighting.com image 600x450]

I saw a mosh pit literally come to a screeching halt when she started fingering herself on stage. I love Gen!

Who is that?  And video or it never happened.


That would be the genitorturers.
 
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