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2013-04-22 08:22:16 AM
You never go full Alex Jones
 
2013-04-22 08:36:53 AM
It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.
 
2013-04-22 08:37:18 AM
So what's the author's Fark handle?
 
2013-04-22 08:39:19 AM

Cheron: It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.


Yeah, but if you call him stupid, he'll dangle you out a window.
 
2013-04-22 08:40:40 AM

Gaddiel: Cheron: It's an X-K-Red-27 technique.

Yeah, but if you call him stupid, he'll dangle you out a window.


He is a true Vulgarian.
 
2013-04-22 08:41:23 AM
Outrageous claims with no factual base. Why ,why that's unheard of :
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-22 08:42:10 AM
Alex Jones and Ann Coulter must be so happy that no matter how predictably outrageous their remarks are day in and day out, that people will still be shocked that either person would say such a thing.
 
2013-04-22 08:42:27 AM
Article was pretty spot-on about Alex Jones.

If you want the really good conspiratorial flavor, though, you have to listen to him over shortwave radio.  Because the government can't track who's listening that way.

/Fun to listen to at times.
 
2013-04-22 08:43:08 AM

Dr.Mxyzptlk.: Outrageous claims with no factual base. Why ,why that's unheard of :
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Ah, yes, the Harangue-utan.
 
2013-04-22 08:43:34 AM
I thought it'd be fun to listen so some of his show the last couple of days.

Wow. Just, wow. The level of crazy was just off the chart. He also pauses for lengths that have to make me check to see if the stream failed or was buffering. And half of the show was just ads for his own media.

I miss Art Bell. It was benign crazy with the occasional interesting call.
 
2013-04-22 08:47:20 AM
Hmpfff...

Didn't even know this guy existed until this article.

Thanks, Subby, some real knowledge got pushed out of my brain and was replaced by knowledge of this moron.
 
2013-04-22 08:48:15 AM
Obvious TAG  too busy reapplying tin foil hat?
 
2013-04-22 08:50:04 AM
Step 1: Take the hardest of stances (left or right; right or wrong) and step on the gas
Step 2: Get as many ears or eyes that agree or disagree with you on your product
Step 3: Profit

/No question marks
//Rush, Beck, Moore, Sharpton, Jackson, Stern, Cowherd (in sports) are some of the best in the business at it
 
2013-04-22 08:50:42 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: You never go full Alex Jones


I have a cousin who has gone full Alex Jones. I try to laugh at her, but she is dead serious. Posts all kinds of crap to FB about "the media" and Obama coming for our guns, crap like that. I posted this article to her but I doubt she'll take it seriously. Truly scary the stuff these people buy into.
 
2013-04-22 08:53:38 AM
This writer obviously works for the CIA. and is really nervous about AJ being right.
 
2013-04-22 08:56:07 AM
I'm definitely of the conservative, hands off, variety.  Yet, if not for Fark, I'd have never even heard of the guy.  I think liberals give extremist right wingers as much or more attention than conservatives do.  Or maybe I'm just in a nice bubble without any outrageous zealots from either camp, left or right.
 
2013-04-22 08:56:39 AM
out of morbid curiosity, did this whacko have an opinion on Chris Dorner?
 
2013-04-22 08:58:27 AM
Whoever made that comment about dog farts.... you are my new hero.
 
2013-04-22 08:58:53 AM
Alex Jones vs Giorgio Tsoukalos discuss
 
2013-04-22 09:00:05 AM
I got into it with a conspiracy theorist who cited Alex Jones as a legitimate source of "information" on a site I frequent.

*Rolls eyes*

But I'm the "naive fool" for not "seeing the truth".

The guy likes to start threads with Troll-y titles, throws out "sheeple" and "fool" when you disagree, gets his thread shut down for being an ass and inevitably gets the Ban Hammer. He's a back a few days later with a new alt and it starts all over.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's a Farker.

/looks about suspiciously
 
2013-04-22 09:01:39 AM

Agarista: out of morbid curiosity, did this whacko have an opinion on Chris Dorner?


He called Dorner a scumbag, I didn't find any conspiracy theories on a quick google search. However I did stumble upon a site called illuminatiwatcher.com that kinda made my head hurt.
 
2013-04-22 09:02:18 AM

roddack: Alex Jones vs Giorgio Tsoukalos discuss


Giorgio Tsoukalos' hair > all
 
2013-04-22 09:02:18 AM
Sadly, I have a few idiot friends who hang on every word Jones says. They post "infowars" links on FB and will go on for hours about all these whackjob conspiracy theories involving the NWO and the wholesale slaughter of "unarmed Americans".

They have the laundry list of statements as well that go with it...

"Wake up!"

"It all makes sense now"

"Sheeple!!"
 
2013-04-22 09:02:57 AM
FTA: First of all, let's just look at our government. How can a group that historically has had so many instances of incompetence (even by Alex Jones' own analysis) also be able to pull off such an elaborate scheme?

My point exactly.  The US Gov't could not possibly pull off anything as elaborate as the Boston Bombing.
And Jones is constantly harping (HAARPing?) on the 9-11 truth BS.
There is absolutely NO way the feds could have coordinated the 9-11 attacks.
Too many people, too many loose lips.
(Although I do believe the flight over Pennsylvania was shot down.)
 
2013-04-22 09:03:42 AM
FTA :  As one commenter on aFark.com thread said recently...

Who was it?
 
2013-04-22 09:03:54 AM

SurfaceTension: I have a cousin who has gone full Alex Jones. I try to laugh at her, but she is dead serious. Posts all kinds of crap to FB about "the media" and Obama coming for our guns, crap like that. I posted this article to her but I doubt she'll take it seriously. Truly scary the stuff these people buy into.


I put them on the same level as Bronies
 
2013-04-22 09:04:03 AM

Subby forgot to mention the Fark reference in TFA:

As one commenter on a Fark.com thread said recently, many conspiracy theorists have an elaborate story pre-loaded in their heads for every time a dog farts.
Well said.

/No, I didn't write that comment.
 
2013-04-22 09:04:09 AM
I think he's the sole reason that there is an ammunition shortage.
 
2013-04-22 09:09:03 AM

QueenMamaBee: Whoever made that comment about dog farts.... you are my new hero.


raatz01 in the "And the award for first moronic "false flag" comment from a media figure in the Boston Marathon bombing goes to (drum roll) Alex Jones" thread.
 
2013-04-22 09:09:46 AM

DubtodaIll: FTA :  As one commenter on aFark.com thread said recently...

Who was it?


raatz01
Back in my day conspiracy theories meant something.. now every retard has one pre-set to go every time a dog farts. I always wondered why isn't there a big conspiracy movement behind the anthrax attacks?
 
2013-04-22 09:10:45 AM
This article was obviously the work of the Trilateral Commission or the Bilderbergers.

Just joking. I don't think they are worried about Alex Jones ruining their plans.
 
2013-04-22 09:12:12 AM
I like how he's all "Obama's coming for our guns!!!"   And he lives in a $850k 4000+ sq ft house in a gated community.

Batshiat crazy pays well, apparently.
 
2013-04-22 09:14:25 AM

number_man: Hmpfff...

Didn't even know this guy existed until this article.


Me neither. This guy gives paranoid personalities a bad name.

But getting rid of 80% of the world's people is a great idea. Please start with people I don't like, okay?
 
2013-04-22 09:15:12 AM

SurfaceTension: Obama coming for our guns


It's not like Barack Obama has given gun owners any reason to think that.  I mean, he hasn't tried to enact *ANY* gun control in the last few months.

That's sarcasm, btw.
 
2013-04-22 09:16:07 AM

roddack: Alex Jones vs Giorgio Tsoukalos discuss


GT is harmless. He may be a true believer when it comes to aliens, but he doesn't espouse any conspiracy theories that I've seen. I find him entertaining. And I'm mesmerized by his hair.

AJ is dangerous. He validates the crazy things that crazy people believe.
 
2013-04-22 09:16:27 AM

Deep Contact: I think he's the sole reason that there is an ammunition shortage.


No, that would be the federal government ordering enough ammunition to last 20 years. At war.
 
2013-04-22 09:18:37 AM

LittleSmitty: roddack: Alex Jones vs Giorgio Tsoukalos discuss

GT is harmless. He may be a true believer when it comes to aliens, but he doesn't espouse any conspiracy theories that I've seen. I find him entertaining. And I'm mesmerized by his hair.

AJ is dangerous. He validates the crazy things that crazy people believe.


I don't think GT is a true believer. He is practically winking at the camera.
 
2013-04-22 09:19:11 AM
Time for some fun conspiracy stuff  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEp2cuzTu-o Phil Hendrie as Art Bell and others....
 
2013-04-22 09:22:35 AM
 I've heard this guy on internet radio. Farking crazy nutjob, espoused every conspiracy theory going and then had a conversation with David Icke that didn't involve just telling him he'd lost the plot. I then tuned to some or other leftist-hippie-california type internet station that was talking about Gaia and earth-healing, and that was full of retards too. Next it was some religious channel talking about the evils of science and how the gays have abandoned god..

All I can conclude from my insomniac evening of scanning internet radio is that all y'all americans have a large population of CRAZIES that love the sound of their own voice. Don't even matter which part of the spectrum you look at, there's a nutjob pushing it to nonsensical extremes.
 
2013-04-22 09:23:08 AM

Third Day Mark: I like how he's all "Obama's coming for our guns!!!"



Obama rolls out gun control proposalsWednesday, January 16, 2013
 
NEW YORK --Conceding "this will be difficult," President Barack Obama urged a reluctant Congress on Wednesday to require background checks for all gun sales and ban both military-style assault weapons and high-capacity ammunition magazines in an emotion-laden plea to curb gun violence in America.
...
"I will put everything I've got into this, and so will Joe," the president said.
...
The president vowed to use "whatever weight this office holds" to fight for his recommendations.
...
"We can't put this off any longer," Obama declared. "Every day we wait, the number will keep growing."
...
Obama wants lawmakers to reinstate the expired 1994 ban on the high-grade weapons, and strengthen the measure to prevent manufacturers from circumventing the prohibition by making cosmetic changes to banned guns.

The president is also likely to face opposition to his call for Congress to limit ammunition magazines to 10 rounds.


Yeah, how stupid can they be, thinking that Barack Obama wanted to come for their guns.

/The AR-15, which would be banned under his proposal, is the most popular rifle in America.
 
2013-04-22 09:23:10 AM

badhatharry: LittleSmitty: roddack: Alex Jones vs Giorgio Tsoukalos discuss

GT is harmless. He may be a true believer when it comes to aliens, but he doesn't espouse any conspiracy theories that I've seen. I find him entertaining. And I'm mesmerized by his hair.

AJ is dangerous. He validates the crazy things that crazy people believe.

I don't think GT is a true believer. He is practically winking at the camera.


True. He may be just collecting a paycheck. But he's not all "OMG teh Govt. is covering up the impending Alien invasion! Wake up sheeple!"

At least his schtick is kooky and harmless by comparison.
 
2013-04-22 09:24:13 AM
Third Day Mark:

I like how he's all "Obama's coming for our guns!!!"   And he lives in a $850k 4000+ sq ft house in a gated community.

Batshiat crazy pays well, apparently.


No it doesn't. You have to be batshiat crazy, hate the the President because he's half-black and spout RIGHT-WING idiocy.
 
2013-04-22 09:24:41 AM
He seems to be a douche, or at least some of the people that work for him. During the press conference where the FBI showed the pictures of the 'suspects' they wanted to question for the Boston bombing, some idiot 'reporter' kept yelling 'info-wars.com' and was shouting accusations of a Government cover-up.
 
2013-04-22 09:26:36 AM

Gothnet: I've heard this guy on internet radio.


It's better to listen to him on shortwave.

It's kind of like the difference between a grilling a steak on a gas grill, and grilling it over a bed of mesquite and hickory coals.  You get more conspiratorial flavor that way.
 
2013-04-22 09:27:13 AM

LL316: I'm definitely of the conservative, hands off, variety.  Yet, if not for Fark, I'd have never even heard of the guy.  I think liberals give extremist right wingers as much or more attention than conservatives do.  Or maybe I'm just in a nice bubble without any outrageous zealots from either camp, left or right.


I agree with this for the most part.  Rush Limbaugh has a dedicated listening block of old baby boomer men, but beyond that I'd say he also falls into that category.  They're aces at pissing off liberals that must then fill their facebook walls with links and pithy retorts... in fact I'm not sure what Coulter's job is otherwise.  I guess 50-something, republican men find her "sexy?"

Maybe it is the wrong tack, but I find that just ignoring all the nuts and trolls is the best path; at least then I know I'm not driving any ad revenue to their websites.  I give credit to Fark for identifying all these clowns to me so that I can immediately discredit any links I see shared about/from them.

zappaisfrank: "Sheeple!!"


That may be my least favorite portmanteau.

IdBeCrazyIf: Bronies


Wait... 2nd-least-favorite.
 
2013-04-22 09:27:21 AM
Want to lose your brain for a while: http://www.abovetopsecret.com/

The very first story is about the REAL bomber...
 
2013-04-22 09:27:32 AM

dittybopper: SurfaceTension: Obama coming for our guns

It's not like Barack Obama has given gun owners any reason to think that.  I mean, he hasn't tried to enact *ANY* gun control in the last few months.

That's sarcasm, btw.


Because attempting to enact legislation that would allow people to own reasonable firearms (who the hell needs to fire more than 10 rounds at one time anyway?) is EXACTLY the same as lining up soldiers and volunteers to go door-to-door to more than 100 million households to search for and seize any firearm.

Nobody is coming for your guns. Calm the fark down.
 
2013-04-22 09:28:52 AM

Gothnet: All I can conclude from my insomniac evening of scanning internet radio is that all y'all americans have a large population of CRAZIES that love the sound of their own voice.


And guns.  Don't forget.  The crazy people are armed here.
 
2013-04-22 09:29:25 AM

Third Day Mark: I like how he's all "Obama's coming for our guns!!!"   And he lives in a $850k 4000+ sq ft house in a gated community.

Batshiat crazy pays well, apparently.


Yeah, but you really have to be in the top 0.00001% of the crazy population to make any money.
 
2013-04-22 09:29:37 AM
I can't stand Alex Jones.But my stronger reaction to this post is to bemoan the watering-down of article writing in the blogging age. Just tired of the disappointment when someone dangles an interesting topic, then shoots it off in about three paragraphs.
 
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