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9517 clicks; posted to Video » on 22 Apr 2013 at 7:35 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-22 12:38:14 AM  
New to me.  And that's some amazing skill.
 
2013-04-22 12:45:23 AM  
Wow, is right.  Ukes aren't usually that well-timed with their leaps.
 
2013-04-22 01:03:32 AM  
Great as in if you believe in that you're a great mark for the people who are going to scam you.
 
2013-04-22 01:09:18 AM  
I was nearly blinded by the pure awesomeness of their real ultimate power!
 
2013-04-22 01:15:06 AM  
Uh, that was all bullshiat.  Everyone let go the minute he made a move.

IRL, that attacker is holding on with all he's got.
 
2013-04-22 03:39:41 AM  
looks like BS to me, but what do I know?
 
2013-04-22 04:58:37 AM  
Is he holding a joy buzzer?
 
2013-04-22 06:05:30 AM  
I had no idea that all it took to practice Kung Fu was to get some friends to jump back when you touched them.
 
2013-04-22 07:00:39 AM  
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2013-04-22 07:24:01 AM  
Have him fight Anderson Silva
 
2013-04-22 07:45:12 AM  
For any of you who think it's not real, remember there are some out there with the skill to stun at will.

 static.gamesradar.com
 
2013-04-22 08:02:23 AM  
The greatest Kung Fu Pro Wrestling demonstration ever.
 
2013-04-22 08:22:21 AM  
Apparently he was wearing a taser or perhaps some bees.
 
2013-04-22 08:25:29 AM  
Bruce Lee could learn a trick or two. Also, about as much fun to watch as a Bruce Lee movie.
 
2013-04-22 08:27:07 AM  
not a fan of firearms, but firearms.
 
2013-04-22 08:36:41 AM  
www.denimology.com


oblig.
 
2013-04-22 08:38:41 AM  

pup.socket: Bruce Lee could learn a trick or two. Also, about as much fun to watch as a Bruce Lee movie.


Not sure if serious.
 
2013-04-22 08:44:42 AM  

the opposite of charity is justice: The greatest Kung Fu Pro Wrestling demonstration ever.


Kinda, sorta....well not really THAT relevant
 
2013-04-22 08:46:42 AM  

Apos: pup.socket: Bruce Lee could learn a trick or two. Also, about as much fun to watch as a Bruce Lee movie.

Not sure if serious.


Me neither.
 
2013-04-22 08:52:25 AM  
This guy is a joke. No way could he ever be as good as Count Dante. Count Dante would've handed him his own liver if he had gotten within five feet of him.
 
2013-04-22 08:53:51 AM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Wow, is right.  Ukes aren't usually that well-timed with their leaps.


The key to any martial arts demonstration is a well trained uke
 
2013-04-22 09:10:46 AM  

miss diminutive: I had no idea that all it took to practice Kung Fu was to get some friends to jump back when you touched them.


He did leave out the ever important board breaking.  That is just as real to those who understand woodworking.  I taught my kids the trick after they saw some 'strong men' break 2x thick boards.  They were impressed when I replicated the trick on a 2x12x12 piece of pine, until I showed them how to.  This was a few years ago when they were little, my younger son still thinks this is funny.  When you see someone fail to break a board, he is a true idiot.

/it is all in the grain
 
2013-04-22 09:17:56 AM  
Sign me up, if I ever need to demonstrate selling reactions. In the meantime, I think I'll stick to practicing with folks who are actually trying to put me on the ground.
 
2013-04-22 09:19:27 AM  
Wow.....it's almost like they do nothing at all..........really........nothing.
 
2013-04-22 09:32:48 AM  
Was expecting a hot mom. Left disappointed.
 
2013-04-22 09:43:12 AM  
No way this could ever work against crane technique. If done right...no can defend.
 
2013-04-22 09:45:43 AM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Was expecting a hot mom. Left disappointed.


My restaurant just instituted a new dress code that banned jeans, but allows yoga pants. We have one gal who has benefited tip wise since she ditched the Mom jeans. It was a very pleasant surprise...
 
2013-04-22 09:45:45 AM  

Mr. Cat Poop: Was expecting a hot mom. Left disappointed.

 
2013-04-22 09:49:29 AM  
Is it wrong that when the white guy was doing it my thought was the whole thing was BS, but then when the older Asian guy started doing it I thought it might be real?

I feel like that is a little bit racist on my part.
 
2013-04-22 10:08:19 AM  
 
2013-04-22 10:10:46 AM  
Subby be trollin' ya'll
 
2013-04-22 10:39:54 AM  
Apparently none of you are familiar with  Hunyuan strength
 
2013-04-22 10:46:44 AM  

hubiestubert: Mr. Cat Poop: Was expecting a hot mom. Left disappointed.

My restaurant just instituted a new dress code that banned jeans, but allows yoga pants. We have one gal who has benefited tip wise since she ditched the Mom jeans. It was a very pleasant surprise...


That's a policy I can get behind.
 
2013-04-22 11:02:45 AM  
He made the guy disappear at one point, VERY impressive.
 
2013-04-22 11:15:08 AM  
i.imgur.com

/CSB: though I have actually been knocked back 10 feet by a kung fu practitioner who used about as much strength as someone handing me a baby
 
2013-04-22 11:26:36 AM  

helper_monkey: Is it wrong that when the white guy was doing it my thought was the whole thing was BS, but then when the older Asian guy started doing it I thought it might be real?

I feel like that is a little bit racist on my part.


Ah, but now that you think it might be real, you're susceptible. The only defense to the death touch is not believing in the death touch.
 
2013-04-22 11:28:13 AM  
Ah, yes, ancient martial arts are no match for the Great American Shove.
 
2013-04-22 11:45:11 AM  
Whenever I see these types of kung fu demonstration videos, where the attacker is coming at them from one direction and not putting anything into it, I can't help nut think of the old Living Color skit.

Self Defense for Women.
 
2013-04-22 11:47:20 AM  

Theaetetus: helper_monkey: Is it wrong that when the white guy was doing it my thought was the whole thing was BS, but then when the older Asian guy started doing it I thought it might be real?

I feel like that is a little bit racist on my part.

Ah, but now that you think it might be real, you're susceptible. The only defense to the death touch is not believing in the death touch.


That is priceless.
 
2013-04-22 12:13:55 PM  

Theaetetus: helper_monkey: Is it wrong that when the white guy was doing it my thought was the whole thing was BS, but then when the older Asian guy started doing it I thought it might be real?

I feel like that is a little bit racist on my part.

Ah, but now that you think it might be real, you're susceptible. The only defense to the death touch is not believing in the death touch.


okay i gotta admit that was pretty fun.

/studied northern shaolin for a while after jeet kun do.
///TFV is not kung fu... it's some dude farting people off his back.
 
2013-04-22 12:26:14 PM  
This...
Um...
No.

Seagal is much more impressive when he tosses guys around who run at him blindly and don't throw any offensive strikes!
 
2013-04-22 12:28:41 PM  
Grab my arm

the other arm

Your other arm
 
2013-04-22 12:30:03 PM  
This guy could give him a run for his money.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tefEfolHzjo

or this guy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki5A4Q3hVuU
 
2013-04-22 12:35:36 PM  
That is the gayest shiat I've ever seen.
 
2013-04-22 12:55:24 PM  

Altair: Subby be trollin' ya'll

 
2013-04-22 01:05:37 PM  
Break the wrist, walk away.
 
2013-04-22 01:09:14 PM  
Boot to the head.
 
2013-04-22 01:34:54 PM  

bestie1: That is the gayest shiat I've ever seen.


Especially the way the one guy who was demonstrating for a bit literally jumped up along with every move, making it look  all the more fake.
 
2013-04-22 03:41:55 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: the opposite of charity is justice: The greatest Kung Fu Pro Wrestling demonstration ever.

Kinda, sorta....well not really THAT relevant


That should not have been that funny.
 
2013-04-22 03:47:19 PM  
But what if they're armed with fresh fruit?
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w
 
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