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2013-04-22 01:51:16 AM  
4 votes:
Mom says to daughter, " honey, there's something you should know..........your boyfriend's cheating on you".
2013-04-22 04:54:44 AM  
3 votes:

Feral_and_Preposterous: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Bigdogdaddy: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?

See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).

He might be French.

Meh say what you will. Its not like the event was planned. Just kind of happend. to be honest im not sure about her age. My geuss was early 30s but its been 8 years since ive seen her.

as far as a little bit gay. Well. I am bi sexual. at the time I wouldve just said straight. But here we are.
She was blonde. A little meat on the bones and wanted to hang out with the guys that she was afraid of as a high school student.

Sounds to me like you guys wasted your youth.
and as far as french goes look. I may engage in group sex i may screw around with guys from time to time.


Hell my son is half black and i havent dated a white woman in damn near a decade. But I damn well draw the line at a french chick.

shiat have you ever tried to go down on a chick reeking of freedom fries? That has more arm pit hair than ...


you tattoo 'bidet' on your dick and play into her issues.
2013-04-22 02:11:16 AM  
3 votes:

Uchiha_Cycliste: that poor poor boy... Now for a hundred posts glorifying rape.


\business as usual


I wonder if the male body has the ability to shut down sperm production in cases of legitimate rape like this?
2013-04-22 05:59:44 AM  
2 votes:

wasteofspace: teenage mutant ninja rapist: A french chick... Not even once.

You don't know what you're missing


Les syphilis avec tres herpes
2013-04-22 03:47:59 AM  
2 votes:

Bigdogdaddy: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?

See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).

He might be French.


Meh say what you will. Its not like the event was planned. Just kind of happend. to be honest im not sure about her age. My geuss was early 30s but its been 8 years since ive seen her.

as far as a little bit gay. Well. I am bi sexual. at the time I wouldve just said straight. But here we are.
She was blonde. A little meat on the bones and wanted to hang out with the guys that she was afraid of as a high school student.

Sounds to me like you guys wasted your youth.
and as far as french goes look. I may engage in group sex i may screw around with guys from time to time.


Hell my son is half black and i havent dated a white woman in damn near a decade. But I damn well draw the line at a french chick.

shiat have you ever tried to go down on a chick reeking of freedom fries? That has more arm pit hair than you?

A french chick... Not even once
HBK
2013-04-22 02:54:28 AM  
2 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years


What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?
2013-04-22 02:47:47 AM  
2 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years


I didn't waste them, I just used them on activities where I didn't have to concern myself with ball-to-ball distance. ;-)
2013-04-22 02:22:31 AM  
2 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: And especially if she has a fantasy of 3 mabey 4 guys at once.senior year was a blast.


You know how gay that sounds, right? (Balls touching or not.)
2013-04-22 02:13:37 AM  
2 votes:

90supraT: Uchiha_Cycliste: that poor poor boy... Now for a hundred posts glorifying rape.


\business as usual

I wonder if the male body has the ability to shut down sperm production in cases of legitimate rape like this?


Well, after the 8th or 9th time in one day, you just sort of run out.
2013-04-22 11:48:39 AM  
1 vote:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.
if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?


Downtown Toronto is worse than a Trailer Park
2013-04-22 08:53:36 AM  
1 vote:
Speaking as someone who used to be a 15 year old boy; it's not rape, it's a dream come true. Honestly.
2013-04-22 07:08:25 AM  
1 vote:

CeroX: squibbits: The first rape is always self-rape.

No, the first rape is always something small and insignificant. Like an insect. Then they move onto something bigger, like a rat... then maybe the neighbor's poodle. The real test is when they do it to their own pet, and witness first hand the trauma the family goes through... Only after that, when the lesser creatures of this world no longer give them a rush, they will seek out a human to prey upon. Usually someone they don't like, or who was mean to them. Someone they won't feel bad about. This rush would fill their need for quite some time, but eventually, they will have to do it again, each act, each victim bringing that release...

Wait... are we still talking about rape?


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2013-04-22 05:17:20 AM  
1 vote:

squibbits: The first rape is always self-rape.


No, the first rape is always something small and insignificant. Like an insect. Then they move onto something bigger, like a rat... then maybe the neighbor's poodle. The real test is when they do it to their own pet, and witness first hand the trauma the family goes through... Only after that, when the lesser creatures of this world no longer give them a rush, they will seek out a human to prey upon. Usually someone they don't like, or who was mean to them. Someone they won't feel bad about. This rush would fill their need for quite some time, but eventually, they will have to do it again, each act, each victim bringing that release...

Wait... are we still talking about rape?
2013-04-22 04:46:50 AM  
1 vote:

HBK: I'd rather take a stupid cheerleader or crazy drama chick that was my own age than swap ejaculate with other dudes inside some fat, beaten down old lady.


I thought we agreed not to talk about our ex-wives.

\Or cousin Steve.
2013-04-22 04:06:19 AM  
1 vote:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Bigdogdaddy: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?

See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).

He might be French.

Meh say what you will. Its not like the event was planned. Just kind of happend. to be honest im not sure about her age. My geuss was early 30s but its been 8 years since ive seen her.

as far as a little bit gay. Well. I am bi sexual. at the time I wouldve just said straight. But here we are.
She was blonde. A little meat on the bones and wanted to hang out with the guys that she was afraid of as a high school student.

Sounds to me like you guys wasted your youth.
and as far as french goes look. I may engage in group sex i may screw around with guys from time to time.


Hell my son is half black and i havent dated a white woman in damn near a decade. But I damn well draw the line at a french chick.

shiat have you ever tried to go down on a chick reeking of freedom fries? That has more arm pit hair than you?

A french chick... Not e ...


What if she was OCD about using the bidet?
2013-04-22 03:30:53 AM  
1 vote:

HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?

See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).


He might be French.
2013-04-22 02:32:06 AM  
1 vote:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.


FTFY.
2013-04-22 02:23:53 AM  
1 vote:
Ah, Troutdale. A town even Gresham makes fun of.
2013-04-22 02:20:11 AM  
1 vote:
On a side note. Them last couple years of high school most new teachers are pretty easy. Especially if shes got some meat on the bones. And especially if she has a fantasy of 3 mabey 4 guys at once.

senior year was a blast. Anyone who wants to know why their teachers werent so easy I ask this.

did you ever ask? Or atleast allude?
 
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