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2013-04-22 12:49:59 AM
The article doesn't say, but I suspect that Ms. Maydew is/was a teacher-and all her "lessons" appear to have been extracurricular in nature).
 
2013-04-22 12:53:43 AM
The officer first confronted the teen, who didn't want to discuss it, so the officer contacted the boy's mother

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I think I may have gone to high school with this woman.  25 years ago she was pretty normal.
 
2013-04-22 01:47:04 AM
I'd have hit it at 15/16
 
2013-04-22 01:51:16 AM
Mom says to daughter, " honey, there's something you should know..........your boyfriend's cheating on you".
 
2013-04-22 01:54:21 AM
Sodomy? She's not doing it right.
 
2013-04-22 01:59:13 AM
That's 3 in Oregon today. Is it time for an Oregon tag?
 
2013-04-22 02:00:09 AM
I only live a few miles away, wonder if I can get a "date"?

/30 years out of high school so....
//too old
 
2013-04-22 02:00:26 AM
At what point will we reach the critical mass where maybe not a majority of the adult population is on the sex offender list, but a sizable percentage is? When that happens, will we have to start a different kind of list? The "super-duper sex offender" category?
I already know I wouldn't give a rat's ass if a female who "preyed" on teen boys lived next door to me. I'd be more skeeved out and wary if an old freak who had violated genuine children lived next door, although I still can't say I'd fear for my personal safety.
 
2013-04-22 02:01:30 AM
Are there a lot more of these than there used to be or do the "victims" just have big mouths? 

I'm going for the later.
 
2013-04-22 02:01:35 AM
that poor poor boy... Now for a hundred posts glorifying rape.


\business as usual
 
2013-04-22 02:03:44 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Are there a lot more of these than there used to be or do the "victims" just have big mouths? 

I'm going for the later.


Well in this case the kid did his  best to keep it a secret, the woman was indiscreet and they got ratted out. Besides you have to respect a family where the kid is actually honest with his parents.
 
2013-04-22 02:05:43 AM
 She does look like a gym teacher..
 
2013-04-22 02:05:46 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: that poor poor boy... Now for a hundred posts glorifying rape.


\business as usual


Man rape is awesome.
i try to rape 2 mabey 3 times a week.
sometime after lunch but before tea time if im lucky
 
2013-04-22 02:08:08 AM
The first rape is always self-rape.
 
2013-04-22 02:09:19 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Are there a lot more of these than there used to be or do the "victims" just have big mouths?

I'm going for the later.


Also the ease of access, 50 years ago pics of you banging the teacher couldn't be sent in text/email/twitter/cell phone to everyone at school
 
2013-04-22 02:11:16 AM

Uchiha_Cycliste: that poor poor boy... Now for a hundred posts glorifying rape.


\business as usual


I wonder if the male body has the ability to shut down sperm production in cases of legitimate rape like this?
 
2013-04-22 02:13:37 AM

90supraT: Uchiha_Cycliste: that poor poor boy... Now for a hundred posts glorifying rape.


\business as usual

I wonder if the male body has the ability to shut down sperm production in cases of legitimate rape like this?


Well, after the 8th or 9th time in one day, you just sort of run out.
 
2013-04-22 02:19:27 AM
FTFA: "Police say Tiffany Maydew, 40, now faces third-degree rape, sodomy and sex abuse charges."

I can understand the sex abuse charges, but raping and sodomizing her seems a tad harsh.
 
2013-04-22 02:20:11 AM
On a side note. Them last couple years of high school most new teachers are pretty easy. Especially if shes got some meat on the bones. And especially if she has a fantasy of 3 mabey 4 guys at once.

senior year was a blast. Anyone who wants to know why their teachers werent so easy I ask this.

did you ever ask? Or atleast allude?
 
2013-04-22 02:22:31 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: And especially if she has a fantasy of 3 mabey 4 guys at once.senior year was a blast.


You know how gay that sounds, right? (Balls touching or not.)
 
2013-04-22 02:22:43 AM

HotWingAgenda: 90supraT: Uchiha_Cycliste: that poor poor boy... Now for a hundred posts glorifying rape.


\business as usual

I wonder if the male body has the ability to shut down sperm production in cases of legitimate rape like this?

Well, after the 8th or 9th time in one day, you just sort of run out.


god that hurts so badly for like an hour or so
 
2013-04-22 02:23:53 AM
Ah, Troutdale. A town even Gresham makes fun of.
 
2013-04-22 02:25:44 AM

gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: And especially if she has a fantasy of 3 mabey 4 guys at once.senior year was a blast.

You know how gay that sounds, right? (Balls touching or not.)


Dont be so suburban. Its the new millenium gay? Straight?

the point is we all got some.
 
2013-04-22 02:32:06 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.


FTFY.
 
2013-04-22 02:32:08 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Are there a lot more of these than there used to be or do the "victims" just have big mouths? 

I'm going for the later.


I think people used to just sweep it under the rub more, and the press didn't think it was proper to print such things in the paper.  Then again I seem to remember one of my friends older brother was banging a divorced lady that lived down the street.  His mom was 'annoyed'

Offhand I'd say, most of the time it still gets studiously ignored.
 
2013-04-22 02:33:02 AM

Harry_Seldon: Sodomy? She's not doing it right.


Maybe she was fingering the Prostate
 
2013-04-22 02:35:37 AM

gibbon1: I think people used to just sweep it under the rub more


That's certainly it.
 
2013-04-22 02:39:03 AM

gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.


Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years
 
2013-04-22 02:47:47 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years


I didn't waste them, I just used them on activities where I didn't have to concern myself with ball-to-ball distance. ;-)
 
HBK
2013-04-22 02:54:28 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years


What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?
 
2013-04-22 02:59:36 AM
Just for a moment I like to imagine all these comments being in the Sarasota girls thread instead of here.
 
2013-04-22 03:01:53 AM

PastaBeater: Harry_Seldon: Sodomy? She's not doing it right.

Maybe she was fingering the Prostate


You could send her my way for some prostate fingering, I am getting to be that age where it could use some massaging.
 
2013-04-22 03:02:02 AM

Lsherm: gibbon1: I think people used to just sweep it under the rub more

That's certainly it.


I think I need more beer or to go to bed.

\Being dropped on my head left me with keyboard dyslexia.
\\Serious.
 
2013-04-22 03:07:50 AM

HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?


Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?
 
HBK
2013-04-22 03:26:25 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?


See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).
 
2013-04-22 03:30:53 AM

HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?

See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).


He might be French.
 
2013-04-22 03:34:32 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: On a side note. Them last couple years of high school most new teachers are pretty easy. Especially if shes got some meat on the bones. And especially if she has a fantasy of 3 mabey 4 guys at once.

senior year was a blast. Anyone who wants to know why their teachers werent so easy I ask this.

did you ever ask? Or atleast allude?


Only teacher I would've, that we had regularly, was about early 40's or so at the time.  eeeehh.. not sure.

On the other hand, we had a substitute biology teacher that I would've seriously taken some after class biology lessons from.  She looked like Tasha Yar, but with a prettier face.  And a volleyball player's body.
 
2013-04-22 03:40:05 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: On a side note. Them last couple years of high school most new teachers are pretty easy. Especially if shes got some meat on the bones. And especially if she has a fantasy of 3 mabey 4 guys at once.

senior year was a blast. Anyone who wants to know why their teachers werent so easy I ask this.

did you ever ask? Or atleast allude?


Ya I did. And got suspended for 3 days for sexual harassment.

/must have done it wrong
 
2013-04-22 03:47:59 AM

Bigdogdaddy: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?

See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).

He might be French.


Meh say what you will. Its not like the event was planned. Just kind of happend. to be honest im not sure about her age. My geuss was early 30s but its been 8 years since ive seen her.

as far as a little bit gay. Well. I am bi sexual. at the time I wouldve just said straight. But here we are.
She was blonde. A little meat on the bones and wanted to hang out with the guys that she was afraid of as a high school student.

Sounds to me like you guys wasted your youth.
and as far as french goes look. I may engage in group sex i may screw around with guys from time to time.


Hell my son is half black and i havent dated a white woman in damn near a decade. But I damn well draw the line at a french chick.

shiat have you ever tried to go down on a chick reeking of freedom fries? That has more arm pit hair than you?

A french chick... Not even once
 
2013-04-22 03:51:17 AM
I only clicked here because I thought it said Morn, and got all excited for something DS9 related. I'm disappointed now.
 
HBK
2013-04-22 04:01:32 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Sounds to me like you guys wasted your youth.


So, if a person didn't have sex with other males, or have sex in the ejaculate of other males, that person wasted his youth? I'd rather take a stupid cheerleader or crazy drama chick that was my own age than swap ejaculate with other dudes inside some fat, beaten down old lady.

So having sex with women of the same age = wasted youth. But having sex with a bunch of dudes and an old lady = success?

Everything you post exudes trashiness, confusion, and regret.
 
2013-04-22 04:04:30 AM

Harry_Seldon: Sodomy? She's not doing it right.


Why not? A blow-job can be extremely right.

Do know how many different sex acts "sodomy" covers?

I guess not.
 
2013-04-22 04:06:19 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Bigdogdaddy: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?

See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).

He might be French.

Meh say what you will. Its not like the event was planned. Just kind of happend. to be honest im not sure about her age. My geuss was early 30s but its been 8 years since ive seen her.

as far as a little bit gay. Well. I am bi sexual. at the time I wouldve just said straight. But here we are.
She was blonde. A little meat on the bones and wanted to hang out with the guys that she was afraid of as a high school student.

Sounds to me like you guys wasted your youth.
and as far as french goes look. I may engage in group sex i may screw around with guys from time to time.


Hell my son is half black and i havent dated a white woman in damn near a decade. But I damn well draw the line at a french chick.

shiat have you ever tried to go down on a chick reeking of freedom fries? That has more arm pit hair than you?

A french chick... Not e ...


What if she was OCD about using the bidet?
 
2013-04-22 04:08:21 AM

HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Sounds to me like you guys wasted your youth.

So, if a person didn't have sex with other males, or have sex in the ejaculate of other males, that person wasted his youth? I'd rather take a stupid cheerleader or crazy drama chick that was my own age than swap ejaculate with other dudes inside some fat, beaten down old lady.

So having sex with women of the same age = wasted youth. But having sex with a bunch of dudes and an old lady = success?

Everything you post exudes trashiness, confusion, and regret.


Wrong wrong wrong. Doing what you enjoy is having a good youth. Pointing your finger after the fact. In some cases decades after the fact. Signals jealousy that you werent invited.

protection was always used. I regret nothing and as far as trashy goes. Meh. Call it what you will. I had a blast.

sorry if myself and many people like me dont conform to your standards. But thats the way it is. Judge me if you will
Ill be to busy having a good time looking good to give a damn.

Trashiness confusion and regret? Your the hbk fan.
dont you have a smile to go find?
 
2013-04-22 04:46:50 AM

HBK: I'd rather take a stupid cheerleader or crazy drama chick that was my own age than swap ejaculate with other dudes inside some fat, beaten down old lady.


I thought we agreed not to talk about our ex-wives.

\Or cousin Steve.
 
2013-04-22 04:50:29 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: freedom fries


Oh, Christ. You're one of those.
 
2013-04-22 04:54:44 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Bigdogdaddy: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HBK: teenage mutant ninja rapist: gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: the point is we all got swapped some.

FTFY.

Call it what you will. There was liqour drugs and pus*y for all. Even if it was sloppy seconds trashy thirds and farked up fourths.

if you didnt do crap like that as a teen. You wasted your teen years

What other activities did you enjoy at the trailer park?

Smoking meth and sodomizing homless people... Wait a minute. Fark off.

nah man. Downtown toronto if you must know... You sound upset with me. Never been laid have ya?

See, in non-trashy groups, people have standards. And having sex with four of your male friends to get sex with an older woman is well beyond the standards I, or any of my high school friends, would have gone.  Your posts make you sound like:

a) you never actually had sex with any of these teachers in high school;
b) you've never actually had sex at all, in the entirety of your life; or
c) you're trashy, likely a little bit gay, and probably are a host for several STDs.

I'm actually thinking you're a combination of a) and c).

He might be French.

Meh say what you will. Its not like the event was planned. Just kind of happend. to be honest im not sure about her age. My geuss was early 30s but its been 8 years since ive seen her.

as far as a little bit gay. Well. I am bi sexual. at the time I wouldve just said straight. But here we are.
She was blonde. A little meat on the bones and wanted to hang out with the guys that she was afraid of as a high school student.

Sounds to me like you guys wasted your youth.
and as far as french goes look. I may engage in group sex i may screw around with guys from time to time.


Hell my son is half black and i havent dated a white woman in damn near a decade. But I damn well draw the line at a french chick.

shiat have you ever tried to go down on a chick reeking of freedom fries? That has more arm pit hair than ...


you tattoo 'bidet' on your dick and play into her issues.
 
2013-04-22 05:05:10 AM

gweilo8888: teenage mutant ninja rapist: freedom fries

Oh, Christ. You're one of those.


Not at all. Freedom fries is something so ridiculous i cant help but have a laugh all these years later.

hell im canadian. The entire bush cheney regime was a great big joke to us
 
2013-04-22 05:17:20 AM

squibbits: The first rape is always self-rape.


No, the first rape is always something small and insignificant. Like an insect. Then they move onto something bigger, like a rat... then maybe the neighbor's poodle. The real test is when they do it to their own pet, and witness first hand the trauma the family goes through... Only after that, when the lesser creatures of this world no longer give them a rush, they will seek out a human to prey upon. Usually someone they don't like, or who was mean to them. Someone they won't feel bad about. This rush would fill their need for quite some time, but eventually, they will have to do it again, each act, each victim bringing that release...

Wait... are we still talking about rape?
 
2013-04-22 05:24:32 AM

teenage mutant ninja rapist: A french chick... Not even once.


You don't know what you're missing
 
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